"[singing, as a Jamaican dope dealer in TV movie] Dope! Do-o-o-o-pe! How come nobody don't want to buy no dope? Dope, I say dope I say do-o-o-o-o-pe. Who wants to buy dope?"

"We should have a dope-a-thon. You know try to raise money for like all the people that lost their crops."

"[sings] Got one leg on my shoulder. Two legs on my shoulder. [muffled singing continues]"

"Now you know what I want you to do, don't you? And it ain't prayin', cop."

"Rikki Marin - Princess II"

"You can always smell the excitement in the air."

"Mariette Bout - Barge Waitress"

"[as Blind Melon Chitlin] I wanna sing a little tune I wrote one day while I was beatin' my old lady. It's called "GOING DOWNTOWN GONNA SEE MY GAL"."

"Rikki Marin - French Girl #2"

"Shelby Chong - French Girl #1"

"Maya Harman - Belly Dancer"

"Vanaghan S. Housepian - Henchman"

"Rip Taylor - Himself"

"Mike Friedman - Car Rental Agent"

"Dave Coulier - Man with Tongue in Restaurant"

"Jennifer Condos - Bass Player"

"John Corronna - St. Louis Biker"

"Ruby Wax - Restaurant Patron"

"Aaron Freeman - Cop in Ghetto"

"Richard "Moon" Calhoun - Drummer"

"Cheech Marin - Cheech, Mr. Slyman and Narrator"

"Tommy Chong - Chong "Man" and Prince Habib"

"Evelyn Guerrero - Donna"

"CHEECH and CHONG take a cross-country trip... and wind up in some very funny joints."

"[on several cups of coffee, driving] It was Rock 'n Roll that killed Elvis, man!"

"A High Flying Comedy."

"George Wallace - The Champ"

"The Original HIGH Rollers Hit The Strip!"

"Cheryl Smith - Group Blonde #1"

"Linnea Quigley - Group Blonde #2"

"Tony Cox - Midget Nut (Credited as Joe Anthony Cox)"

"Michael Winslow - Superman Nut"

"Sometimes it's not even the drugs that'll kill you, man. What really kills you is looking for drugs."

"Mike Bacarella - Cop in Laundromat"

"Sandra Bernhard - Girl Nut"

"[to Cheech] Hey, look... dude laid some peyote on me, man!"

"Toni Attell - Cocktail Waitress"

"The High Life Never Tasted So Good!"

"Cheech Marin - Cheech"

"Tommy Chong - Chong "Man""