"He would get these far-off looks in his eyes and he would say "Life doesn't always turn out the way you plan." I just wish I'd realized at the time, he was talking about my life."

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I betcha don't, you're probably too sensible for that. Or have you ever, like, seen somebody? And you knew that, if only that person really knew you, they would, well, they would of course dump the perfect model that they were with, and realize that you were the one that they wanted to, just, grow old with. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you haven't even talked to? Have you ever been so alone you spend the night confusing a man in a coma?"

"Monica Keena - Mary Callaghan"

"Ally Walker - Ashley Bartlett Bacon"

"Michael Rispoli - Joe Fusco Jr."

"Jason Bernard - Jerry Wallace"

"Micole Mercurio - Midge Callaghan"

"Glynis Johns - Elsie"

"Jack Warden - Saul"

"Peter Boyle - Ox Callaghan"

"Peter Gallagher - Peter Callaghan"

"Bill Pullman - Jack Callaghan"

"The battle of the bulbs begins November 22."

"There glows the neighborhood"

"Honey, the girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing."

"[about her daughters] I pray every day for the strength to not run them over with the truck."

"This is the most clothes they have worn in years."

"I really want my house to be seen...from space!"

"Who moves in the middle of the night? A meth lab?"

"True Bella Pinci - Kasi"

"Noah Munck - screaming kid"

"Zachary Gordon - Kid In Jump-Jump (cameo)"