"Do you know what this family needs? A mute."

"Look kid... what I do, running around, stealing stuff, may sound great when you're 14 years old, but it sucks just a …"

"You know, you and my wife have a lot in common. You both think you have some right to life working out the way you wa…"

"You know what I'm going to get you for Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated …"

"Mary, gag your grandma."

"Yeah? Well, maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaic…"

"They might be his hostages but what they're doing to this guy is criminal."

"He's taken them hostage. They're driving him nuts."

"Denis Leary - Gus"

"From now on, the only person who gets to yell at is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whateve…"