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"You can't trust this guy, he's on the list."
"Someone took Nick. We're gonna find him."
"Whoever took Nick, they're extremely dangerous."
"The supply closets are portal stations for the North Pole transit system."
"Grab a car. We're gearing up."
"We've got snowmen!"
"The North Pole has been taken."
"Things are about to get real."
"Let's save Christmas. Say it."
"Are you saying, Santa Claus has been kidnapped?"
"I'm not gonna like you. I can tell right away, out of everyone here, I like you the least."
"You don't have a Wonder Woman action figure, do you?"
"That was… so disturbing."
"Well, it was nice to meet you Cal, good luck with everything."
"Think if you don't need me here, I might just go back to the car."
"The guy is a beast."
"I'm bringing in Jack O'Malley. He’s probably the best tracker in the world."
"Welcome to the North Pole."
"Last night, Red One, also known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, was abducted from the North Pole Complex."
"You're mine until you find him. I suggest you get going."
"We need to prepare for the possibility of no Christmas."
"Evening ladies. What are you so excited about? [turns around to see Callum] Of course, your boyfriend's here."
"Let's go heavy."
"Thanks for the escort, fellas!"
"Dwayne Johnson — Callum Drift"
"Chris Evans — Jack O'Malley"
"Lucy Liu — Zoe Harlow"
"— Santa Claus"
"— Mrs. Claus"
"Reinaldo Faberlle — Agent Garcia (voice)"
"Wesley Kimmel — Dylan"
"— Uncle Rick"
"— Krampus Guest"
"Gursharn Arya — Drako"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!