Chris Weitz Films

"Regina King - Sontee Jenkins"

"Chazz Palminteri - King"

"Greg Germann - Sklar"

"Mark Addy - Cisco"

"My father's so cheap... that when we went to bed, he'd unplug the alarm clocks. "You can't tell time when you are asleep.""

"A story of premature reincarnation."

"Didn't your momma ever tell you to carry an extra handcuff key?"

"Frankie Faison as Whitney Daniels"

"Mario Joyner - Apollo M.C."

"Jennifer Coolidge - Mrs. Wellington"

"Shut up before I crush you with my wallet!"

"I had a hard enough time trying to get this girl as a rich white man. Do you know how hard it's going to be to try to get her as a broke black man?"

"Tiger Woods, Y'all, Tiger Woods, Y'all! Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods, Y'all!"

"We're going in there. If you can walk, let's walk. If you can't walk, it's time to roll. If you have crutches, then crutch your ass in there!"

"[after learning that he wasn't supposed to die] You killed me! You killed me! You killed me!"

"From now on, we need to make a new slogan. If you get shot in the head, you get a bed. If you head is bloody, we're your buddy."

"Chris Rock - Lance Barton"

"Eugene Levy - Keyes"

"Wanda Sykes - Wanda"

"Charles Matthew Blake - Charles Wellington III"

"John Cho - Phil Quon"

"Jane: [Staring at Edward] Pain."

"Jacob Black: What a marshmallow."

"Jane: [To Bella] This may hurt just a little."

"It's my job to protect you. From everyone...except my sister."

"Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means."

"Jasper Hale: Happy birth— [Bella glares at him] —never mind."

"Jacob Black: [After Bella makes a comment about his age] Age is just a number baby. What are you like 40, now?"

"Jacob Black: (Mike: What is your problem?) [To Mike] Right now, you're my problem. Feeling sick? Maybe you need to go to the hospital. [Angrily stands up and walks toward Mike with hostility] Do you want me to put you in the hospital?"

"Rosalie Hale: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to both of you, for how I've acted. And I'm really grateful that you were brave enough to go and save my brother. But this isn't the life I would've chosen, for myself. And I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. So, no. Jacob black is a man with a personality that is good."

"You are my only reason to stay alive. If that's what I am."

"Harry Clearwater: Don't worry about the bears, Bella. My Kung Fu is strong."

"Alice Cullen: As soon as you put the dog out."

"Noot Seear - Heidi"

"Michael Welch - Mike Newton"

"Chaske Spencer - Sam Uley"

"Michael Sheen - Aro"

"Jackson Rathbone - Jasper Hale"

"Dakota Fanning - Jane"

"Peter Facinelli - Carlisle Cullen"

"[voice-over] Alice, I'm alright, until I'm alone. And lately that's all the time. Jacob's gone. He's hunting Victoria. And Charlie's hunting Jacob. And you're gone and so is Edward. And there's just nothing now. But I realize where I have to go, what I have to do to see him again."

"Nikki Reed - Rosalie Hale"

"Jake... I love you. So, please. Don't make me choose. Cause it'll be him. It has always been him."

"You don't know a thing about his soul."

"Shhhhhhhut up..."

"Anna Kendrick - Jessica Stanley"

"You can't trust vampires...trust me."

"You give me everything just by breathing."

"I swear, I will never fail you again."

"Because it doesn't make sense for you to love me. I always knew that."