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"Salesman: (pause) I haven't stole anything."
"Shop Assistant's friend: You didn't buy 'em from here. Where did you buy 'em?"
"Shop Assistant Yeah, where'd you buy'em?"
"Shop Assistant: They're not yours to return."
"Shop Assistant's friend:(snatches clothing) You stolen them!"
"Salesman: They are mine but I didn't buy 'em here."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Yeah, it's just the two of and me."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, show us what you bought."
"Salesman: I didn't buy 'em"
"Shop Assistant: He didn't buy 'em."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Oh it's been such a stressful day but let's try and sort this out. Show us what you bought?"
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, she never even spoken to ya."
"Salesman: You know I've had a really stressful day."
"Son': But Daddy, I have to put my keys in first."
"Shop Assistant's friend: He didn't buy 'em then they're not yours to return."
"Shop Assistant: Oh it's been a stressful day."
"Salesman: Listen, I al-"
"Jo Portman - Miranda Raison"
"Ros Myers - Hermione Norris"
"Sir Harry Pearce KBE - Peter Firth"
"Adam Carter - Rupert Penry-Jones"
"Beth Goddard - Suze Littlewood"
"Brian Bovell - Jez Littlewood"
"Rosalind Knight - Beryl Merit"
"Kathy Burke - Linda La Hughes"
"James Dreyfus - Tom Farrell"
"John Leeson (voice) - K-9"
"Daniel Anthony - Clyde Langer"
"Yasmin Paige - Maria Jackson"
"Anjli Mohindra - Rani Chandra"
"Alexander Armstrong (voice) - Mr Smith"
"Sinead Michael - Sky Smith"
"Elisabeth Sladen - Sarah Jane Smith"
"Tommy Knight - Luke Smith"
"Rebecca Grant - Daisha Anderson"
"Hari Dhillon - Michael Spence"
"Emma Catherwood - Penny Valentine"
"Jane Asher - Lady Byrne"
"Adrian Edmondson - Abra Durant"
"Stella Gonet - Jayne Grayson"
"Leslie Ash - Vanessa Lytton"
"Phoebe Thomas - Maria Kendall"
"Rakie Ayola - Kyla Tyson"
"Nadine Lewington - Maddy Young"
"Tom Chambers - Sam Strachan"
"Rosie Marcel - Jac Naylor"
"Luke Roberts - Joseph Byrne"
"Patsy Kensit - Faye Morton"
"Amanda Mealing - Connie Beauchamp"
"Jaye Jacobs - Donna Jackson"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!