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"Shop Assistant: Yeah... People will think you stolen 'em!"
"Shop Assistant's friend: Did he pay for those?"
"Shop Assistant: They're not yours to return."
"Shop Assistant's friend: He didn't buy 'em then they're not yours to return."
"Salesman: They are mine but I didn't buy 'em here."
"Salesman: I didn't buy 'em"
"Shop Assistant: He didn't buy 'em."
"Shop Assistant's friend: You didn't buy 'em from here. Where did you buy 'em?"
"Shop Assistant: Oh it's been a stressful day."
"Salesman: You know I've had a really stressful day."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Oh it's been such a stressful day but let's try and sort this out. Show us what you bought?"
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, show us what you bought."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, she never even spoken to ya."
"Shop Assistant Yeah, where'd you buy'em?"
"Shop Assistant: Me"
"Salesman: Yes, you."
"Shop Assistant: You."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Me."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah you"
"Shop Assistant's friend: Colleague? What colleague?"
"Shop Assistant: He talking to your colleague..."
"Shop Assistant: Colleague? What colleague?"
"Shop Assistant's friend: But I've never spoken to you."
"Salesman: You."
"Shop Assistant's friend:(snatches clothing) You stolen them!"
"Shop Assistant: DID he pay for those?"
"Shop Assistant: ...travelling from Birmingham since five."
"Salesman: I just told I've been travelling from Birmingham since five."
"Salesman: Yeah so..."
"Salesman: Yeah. So what time did you start?"
"Shop Assistant: What time did you start?"
"Shop Assistant: Yeah so... Okay"
"Shop Assistant: So it hasn't been a long day for you."
"Salesman: Yeah It hasn't been a long day for you."
"Salesman: Yeah, it has been a long day for me, I've been travelling from Birmingham since five."
"Shop Assistant: ... been travelling from Birmingham since five, yeah."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah it's 10 o'cloooock!"
"Salesman: Ah sorry, are you... please tell me your the manager."
"Shop Assistant: Have you seen anything else that you like?"
"Salesman: I don't wanna buy 'em."
"Salesman: Sorry, It's been a long day-"
"Salesman: You don't have to buy 'em now."
"Shop Assistant: Oh you don't wanna buy 'em now?"
"Shop Assistant: Yeah It has been a long day."
"Shop Assistant: trying out some samples, yeah?"
"Salesman: So I was wondering if you would-"
"Salesman: Or shall I be speaking to the manager?"
"Salesman: Oh it's only ten in the morning."
"Shop Assistant: Should you be speaking to the manager?"
"Shop Assistant's friend: Okay... I'm the manager! (grins)"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!