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"Ignatius: Now, Babatunde Shola Abakunde Olubula Jeelufuwotee J.r"
"Ignatius: Hey! What have I told you about your accent? If you'r serious about becoming a mini-cab driver, and you want people to understand you, then you must speak in the appropriate manner."
"Ignatius: Of course, now why are we not moving, the suspence is killing so let's go fast fast I don't got tiiiimme!"
"Shop Assistant: Quiet-(Shop Assistant's friend shushs and her friends follows suit. They start shushing each other for quite a while)"
"Shop Assistant's friend: Okay. (To her friend) Be quiet."
"Salesman: Could you just stop it-(They both shush him. He angrily gets up and picks his stuff up and leaves)"
"Shop Assistant's friend: I tell you what, why don't you sit down-"
"Salesman: Could you stop? (fed up) I need to sit down."
"Salesman: (snaps)Just be quiet for one minute, please!"
"Shop Assistant's friend: Did he pay for those?"
"Salesman: Just... just stop, alright-"
"Shop Assistant: (pause) Don't do what?"
"Shop Assistant: Stop."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Stop."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Don't do what?"
"Shop Assistant: DID he pay for those?"
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, it's just the two of and me."
"Salesman: What people? It's just the two of you and me."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Yeah, it's just the two of and me."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Well then, let her fold otherwise people will think you stolen them!"
"Salesman: (pause) I haven't stole anything."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah... People will think you stolen 'em!"
"Salesman: Listen, I al-"
"Shop Assistant Yeah, where'd you buy'em?"
"Shop Assistant's friend: You didn't buy 'em from here. Where did you buy 'em?"
"Shop Assistant's friend:(snatches clothing) You stolen them!"
"Shop Assistant: They're not yours to return."
"Shop Assistant's friend: He didn't buy 'em then they're not yours to return."
"Salesman: They are mine but I didn't buy 'em here."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, have you stolen them?!"
"Shop Assistant: Listen."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Oh it's been such a stressful day but let's try and sort this out. Show us what you bought?"
"Shop Assistant: Oh it's been a stressful day."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, show us what you bought."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, she never even spoken to ya."
"Shop Assistant's friend: But I've never spoken to you."
"Salesman: You know I've had a really stressful day."
"Salesman: I didn't buy 'em"
"Shop Assistant: Me"
"Shop Assistant's friend: Me."
"Salesman: Yes, you."
"Salesman: You."
"Shop Assistant: Colleague? What colleague?"
"Shop Assistant: You."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah you"
"Shop Assistant: He didn't buy 'em."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Listen."
"Salesman: Ah sorry, are you... please tell me your the manager."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah so... Okay"
"Shop Assistant's friend: Okay... I'm the manager! (grins)"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!