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"We've yet to crash, but we shall might as well enjoy it."
"I heard the world don't like us, it'll shake us just like we were a co-o-o-o-old."
"Well, the windshield was broken but I love the fresh air you know."
"Well, you told me about nowhere well it sounds like someplace I'd like to go."
"Well it woulda' been, coulda' been worse than you would ever know. Oh, the dashboard melted, but we still have the radio."
"Treat me like disease, like the rats and fleas!"
"Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath Give me forced health 'til i wish death on myself Give me forced health 'til i wish death on myself Ah-ha-ha, Ah-boners"
"Bang your head like a gong cause you call it all wrong Move Your Tongue! Klang Klang, Klang Klang, Klang KLAAA-AAAAANG!"
"If food needed pleasing you'd suck all the seasoning off."
"Well let's take this potted plant, To the woods and set it free I'm gonna tell the owners, Just how nice that was of me."
"Gonna take this sack of puppies, Gonna set it out to freeze Gonna climb around on all fours 'til all the blood falls out my knees."
"I could buy myself a reason,I could sell myself a job, I could hang myself for treason, oh i am my own dear god Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha"
"Now the blow's been softened Since we are our own damn coffins. Well, everybody's talkin' 'bout their short list, And everybody's talkin' 'bout death! You were layin' on the carpet Like you're satin in a coffin. You said, "Do you believe what you're sayin'?" "Yeah, right now, but not that often." Are you dead or are you sleepin'? Are you dead or are you sleepin'? Are you dead or are you sleepin'? God, I sure hope you are dead."
"You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste the afterlife?"
"Well that is that and this is this. Will you tell me what you saw and I'll tell you what you missed, when the ocean met the sky. You missed when time and life shook hands and said goodbye. When the earth folded in on itself. And said "Good luck, for your sake I hope heaven and hell are really there, but I wouldn't hold my breath." You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death?"
"Well that is that and this is this. You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get. You get away from me. You get away from me. Collected my belongings and I left the jail. Well, thanks for the time, I needed to think a spell. I had to think a while. I had to think a while."
"The more we move ahead, the more we're stuck in rewind. Well, I don't mind, I don't mind, How the Hell could I mind?"
"If life's not beautiful without the pain, Well, I'd just rather never ever even see beauty again. Well, as life gets longer, Awful feels softer. Well, it feels pretty soft to me. And if it takes shit to make bliss, then i feel pretty blissfully."
"I know that starting over's not what life's about. But my thoughts were so loud i couldn't hear my mouth."
"I like songs about drifters- books about the same. They both seem to make me feel a little less insane"
"The days get longer and the nights smell green. I guess it's not surprising but it's spring and I should leave."
"The days get shorter and the nights get cold. I like the autumn but this place is getting old."
"Well uh-uh baby, I ain't got no plan We'll float on maybe would you understand? Gonna float on maybe would you undersand? Well float on maybe would you understand?"
"Went to the porch, to have a thought Got to the door and again I couldn't stop"
"If the world's at large, why should I remain?"
"Fed up with all that LSD; need more sleep than coke or methamphetamines."
"Jaws clenched tight, we talked all night long -- but what the hell did we say?"
"Got dirt, got air, got water and I know you can carry on."
"All right all ready we'll all float on, we'll all float okay"
"All right all ready we'll all float on, we'll all float on"
"I backed my car into a cop car the other day, Well he just drove on, sometimes life's okay. I ran my mouth off a bit too much, but what can I say, Well you just laughed it off, it was all okay."
"We were aimin' for the moon, we were shootin' for the stars But the kids were just shootin' at the buses and the cars! So don't drink the water, Don't you breath the air, And if it's gotten to that point then i have to declare PLEASE, Bury Me With It"
"We are humming birds who've lost the plot and we will not move... And there's good news for people who love bad news."
"Well fads they come and fads they go and God I love that rock and roll Well, the point was fast, but it was too blunt to miss. Life handed us a paycheck and we said, "we worked harder than this!""
"We were shootin' at a mound of dirt. Well nothing was broken, nothing was hurt. But I probably really should have been at work."
"Well see what you wanna see. You should see it all. Well take what you want from me. You deserve it all. Nine times out of ten our hearts just get dissolved. Well I want a better place or just a better way to fall. But one time out of ten, everything is perfect for us all. Well I want a better place or just a better way to fall. Here we go..."
"If God takes life he's an Indian Giver."
"If God controls the land and disease Keeps a watchful eye on me, If he's really so damn almighty, Well, my problem is I can't see Well, who would wanna be... Who would wanna be such a control freak?"
"Well all that icing and all that cake, I can't make it to your wedding, but I'm sure I'll be at your wake. You were talk, talk, talk, talkin' in circles that day, When you get to the point make sure that I'm still awake, okay?"
"Everyone's an ocean drowning with no one really to show how. They might get a little better air if they turned themselves into a cloud."
"Language is the liquid that we're all dissolved in. Great for solving problems, after it creates a problem."
"Blame it on the web but the spider's your problem now."
"Oh we mumble loudly, wear our shame so proudly. Wore our blank expressions, trying to look interesting."
"If you find a way out, oh, would you just let me know how."
"All them eager actors gladly taking credit for the lines created by the people tucked away from sight is just a window from the room we're bound to."
"It's true, we named our children after towns, that we've never been to, and it's true that the clouds just hung around, like black cadillacs outside the funeral, and we were laughing at the stars, while our feet clung tight to the ground, so pleased with ourselves for using so many verbs and nouns"
"I got the time, I got the hours, I got the days, I got the weeks. I could say to myself I've got the words but I can't speak."
"We named our children after towns that we've never been to"
"I didn't die and I ain't complainin', I ain't blamin' you. I didn't know that the words you said to me meant more to me than they ever could you."
"I'm wearin' myself a t-shirt that says "The world is my ashtray" Our hearts pump dust and our hairs all grey"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!