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April 10, 2026
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"This plane is definitely crashing"
"(8 a.m in the morning, and someone calls you on the telephone) Long Distance Drunk (You want to be by your self and all alone) Long Distance Drunk"
"Doesn't seem like anything your saying or doing or doing, Is making any sense."
"Hang it up now or never, Hang it up again."
"I had a drink the other day Opinions were like kittens I was giving them away"
"And I shout that your all fakes, And you should have seen the look on your face. And I guess that's what it takes, When comparing your bellyaches."
"Taking heartache with hard work, God damn I am such a jerk, I can't do anything."
"Short love, with a long divorce, And a couple of kids of course, They don't mean anything."
"God damn, I hope I can pass high school means nothing"
"And it's been a long time which agrees with this watch of mine and I guess that I missed you and I'm sorry if I dissed you."
"Eating snowflakes with plastic forks, And a paper plate of course: You think of everything."
"Standing in the tall grass, Thinking nothing, You know we need oxygen to breath."
"Can't do it, even if your sober, Can't get that engine turned over!"
"He hops into his pickup, puts the pedal to the floor, And says: "I got mine, but I want more!""
"Cowboy Dan's a major player in the Cowboy scene, He goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean, He's gonna start a war."
"Well, Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean I didn't move to the city, the city moved to me And I want out desperately"
"He drove to the desert, fired his rifle in the sky And said, "God if I have to die then you will have to die.""
"Everytime you think you're walking you're just moving the ground Everytime you think you're talking you're just moving your mouth Everytime you think you're looking you're just looking...down"
"Oh my mind is all made up, So I have to sleep in it."
"One year, Twenty years, Forty years, Fifty years, down the road in your life, You'll look in the mirror and say: "My parents are still alive.""
"Doin' the Cockroach, yeah!"
"Tasty but worthless Dogs eat their own shit"
"This one's a crazer, Daydreaming disaster, The origin of junk food, Rutting through garbage!"
"This one's a doctor, This one's a lawyer, This one's a cash thief, Taking your money!"
"Another rider, He was a talker, Talking 'bout TV, Please Shut Up!"
"How consistent. How can some so consistently mess up as much as every instance. How can someone inconsistent mess up so consistently."
"I've got it all... most."
"Tell your gods I want to speak to their fathers."
"I can't hear you, I can't hear you talk about your dreams involving me. And I don't believe, I don't believe that they are any sort of prophecy at all."
"Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again I hardly knew, i should use my feet again"
"[...] I went down like a rag doll, kicked by a child"
"I went down like a rag doll rage, Child"
"We laughed about payin' rent cause the county jails, they're free"
"We choked on street tap water Well, gonna have to try the real thing"
"We took all that we could carry but we tried to carry more."
"Even Crooks have to pay the rent."
"Just to tell you i could not have seen through the gist of those unhappy happy accidents."
"Well how the heck did you think you could beat them at the same time that you're tryin to be them?"
"With your teeth to your lips and your hair to the ground, Well you hear the fish and they're making this sound"
"We all try harder as the days run out"
"I'll be an avalanche chewing it's rupture, I'll be a killer whale"
"I'll be a forest fire about to flood over an empire"
"I'll be a hurricane when I grow up, an ugly thunder"
"I know i was a scout, I Should've found a way out, so everyone could find a way out"
"They Keep us in, to pull us out, I'm rising up, wish i was sinking down."
"I guess i am a scout, so I should find a way out So everyone could find a way out"
"We won't be sleeping, We won't be sleeping, We won't be sleeping, We won't be sleeping, We Won't be sleeping in our Autumn Beds"
"As sure as lead sinks we're the same, We're just more laundry that they need to hang"
"As sure as clocks are bleeding time, We'll show up early just to wait in line"
"Blame me so blameless, Can we find a way to blame our way out"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!