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"Where do we go from here / And what did you do with the directions? / Promise me no dead end streets / And I'll guarantee we'll have the road"
"Trust is a dirty word that comes from such a liar / But respect is something I will earn if you have faith"
"Glory days don't mean shit to me / I drank a six-pack of apathy"
"Fucked without a kiss again and dragged it through the mud"
"'Cause I love you's not enough / I'm lost for words."
"I here by solemnly swear to tell the whole truth/ And nothing but the truth is what I'll ever hear from you."
"Red eye, code blue, / I'd like to strangle you."
"No one loves you and you know / And you know it / Don't pretend that / You enjoy it / Or you don't care / Cause now I wouldn't lie / Or tell you all the things you wanna hear / Cause I hate you!"
"It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. / I hope you had the time of your life."
"There's a drought at the fountain of youth / now I'm dehydrating."
"I fucked up again, it's all my fault"
"We're living in repetition / Content in the same old schtick again"
"CAUTION: POLICE LINE, YOU BETTER NOT CROSS! Is the cop or am I the one that's really dangerous?"
"Waiting in a room / All dressed up and bound a gagged / Strapped to a chair / It's so unfair / I won't dare to move / For the pain she puts me through is what I need / So make it bleed"
"Seasons change as well as minds/ And I'm a two-faced clown"
"Boxed up / All of her favorite things / Sold the rest at a rainy yard sale / Big plans and leaving friends and A westbound sign."
"Dickhead, fuck-face, cock-smoking, motherfucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die ~ HEY!"
"You ain't worth the shit under my shoes or the piss on the ground"
"Life's a bitch and so am I / The world owes me, so fuck you"
"[failed arpeggio] Aw, fuck."
"So take the photographs and still frames in your mind / Hang them on a shelf in good health and good times / Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial / For what it's worth, it was worth all the while"
"What's the difference between you and me? / I do what I want, and you do what you're told."
"I got a new start on a dead end road/ Peaked, peaked out on reaching new lows/ Owed, payed off all my debts to myself/ Perfect picture of bad health"
"Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun / All night, suicide's last call"
"Don't pat yourself on the back / you might break your spine"
"Pressure cooker, pick my brain and tell me I'm insane / I'm so fucking happy I could cry"
"Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls / GI Joe in panty hose is making room / for the one and only / King for a Day, Princess by dawn / King for a Day -- in a leather thong..."
"Loose ends tied in knots leaving a lump down in my throat / I'm gagging on a souvenir / Lodged to fill another year / Well dragging on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds / I'm leaving myself open wide/ Living out a sacrifice"
"Sanitation, expiration date, QUESTION EVERYTHING!/ Or shut up and be a victim of authority."
"Secrets collecting dust, but never forget/ Skeletons come to life in my closet."
"It wasn't long ago/ That I was just like you/ And now I think I'm sick and I wanna go home."
"How long will he last/ Before he's a freak in your past/ And you stand here alone once again?"
"I'm getting pissed / I'm a worthless pessimist"
"Elected/ The rejected/ I perfect the science of the idiot/ No meaning/ No healing/ Self loathing freak and introverted deviant"
"Find another pleasure fucker / Drag them down to hell"
"I'm not part of your elite, / I'm just alright!"
"Wish in one hand / Shit in the other and / See which one gets filled first."
"I'm on a roll / No self control / Blowing off steam with methamphetamine."
"You better swallow your pride or/ You're gonna choke on it/ You better digest your values/ Because they turn to shit."
"I've got a knack for fucking everything up, / My temper flies and I get myself all wound up"
"The world is a sick machine/ Breeding a mass of shit/ With such a desolate conclusion/ Fill the void with I don't care"
"Always move forward / Going straight will get you nowhere / There is no progress / Evolution killed it all, / I found my place in nowhere"
"I'm taking one step sideways leading with my crotch / Got a fucked up equilibrium"
"Do as I say, not as do / Because my shit's so deep you can't run away."
"Talk is cheap and lies are expensive / My wallet's fat and so is my head."
"So stand aside and let the next one pass / Don't let the door kick you in the ass."
"Fucked up and spun out in my room / On my own, here we go!"
"My mind is set on overdrive, / The clock is laughing in my face."
"Destiny is dead in the hands of bad luck / Before it might have made some sense / But now it's all fucked up!"
"Stepped out of the line/Like a sheep runs from the herd"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!