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"Chained to the pillars, a 3-day party, I break the walls and kill us all with holy fingers"
"Hey, been trying to meet you. Mmmmm. Hey, must be a devil between us, or whores in my head. Whores at the door. Whore in my bed, but hey."
"Got hair in a girl that flows to her bones, and a comb in her pocket if the wind get blown"
"Shake your butt! (But not too hard!)"
"You're apin' rapin' tapin' catharsis, you get tore down and I get erected, my blood is working but my heart is dead!"
"I'm moving out of this hospedaje, I'm afraid you'll cut me, boy!"
"You can cry, you can mope, but can you swing from a good rope, boy?"
"What's that floating in the water? Ol' Neptuna's only daughter"
"If man is 5, then the devil is 6, and if the devil is 6, then God is 7"
"I know the nervous walking, I know the dirty beard hangs, out by the boxcar waiting, take me away to nowhere plains"
"As loud as hell, a ringing bell, behind my smile, it shakes my teeth"
"You think I'm dead, but I sail away, on a wave of mutilation"
"Got hips like cinderella, must've been having a good shame, talkin' sweet about nothin', cookie, I think you're TAME!"
"I am un chien andalusia"
"All I know is...there were rumors he was into field hockey players"
"We'll keep well bred, we'll stay well fed, we'll have all sons, they will be all well hung."
"...'You fucking die!' I said. To her. I said 'YOU FUCKING DIE!' To her. Huh? What? No, no! I was talking to Kim! I said 'You fuckin' die!' No - I - uh - we were just goofin' around. No, no, it didn't have anything to do with anything. She said, 'Anybody touches my stuff...' and I said 'You fuckin' die', like that. I was finishing her part for her. Y'know what I mean?"
"Cheer up baby, it wasn't always quite so bad for every bit of venom that came out the antidote was had"
"It takes more then one person to decide what's fair."
"I don't know who kept track, I didn't know there was a score But it looks like you're the winner,I ain't gonna play no more Its over...Game Over!"
"Hold on to what you need We've got a knack for Fucked up History"
"So we carried all the groceries in while hauling out the trash."
"Well we went downtown and we sat in the rain Well looking what direction and waiting for a train and thought over, it's all over."
"That's what we're waiting for, aren't we?"
"It rained and its over a shooting star Landed directly on our broke down little car before then we had made a wish That we would be missed If one another just did not exist"
"I can see it in your eyes like I taste your lips and I'm very sorry."
"Well I can see it in your eyes like I taste your lips and they both tell me that we're better than this."
"We treat mishaps like sinking ships and I know that I don't want to be out to drift."
"Our bodies were laid out, They were laid for fifteen yards, Well two feet above each of our heads was a fly trapped in a jar."
"Well I hadn't noticed but the people really noticed that they didn't really want us around, So not a single one of us will ever leave town, here we go sir!"
"Oh, and I know this of myself, I assume as much for other people."
"Our ideas held no water but we used them like a dam."
"We finally got it figured out that we had truly missed the boat."
"All our favorites were playing So we could shake, shake, shake, shake, shake."
"We've listened more to life's end gong Than the sound of life's sweet bells"
"Oh, and I laugh all the way to hell. Saying, "Yes, this is a fine promotion.""
"Someday something will die and somehow you'll figure out how often you will die."
"We placed our chips in all the right spots, but still lost."
"A life long walk to the same exact spot."
"Some day you will die and somehow something's going to steal your carbon."
"This fit like clothes made out of wasps. Oh, fuck it, I guess I lost"
"It was always worth it, that's the part I seem to hide."
"Far enough, far enough Wasn't far enough"
"It honestly was beautifully bold Like trying to save an ice cube from the cold"
"It honestly was beautifully done Like trying to hide the daylight from the sun"
"Oh we ate all of the oranges off the navels of our lovers Grabbed a book and read the cover."
"Have a drink, you've had enough."
"The car was on blocks, but i was already where i want."
"Hard wired to conceive so much we had to stow it Even needs have needs Tiny giants made of tinier giants"
"I just wanted to catch the last laugh of the show."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!