"Pick-up guy: This reminds me of a joke. This guy, he comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender and says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you 300 dollars that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single solitary drop." The bartender says—now, one more time, this glass is like a good ten feet away—he says, "Now, wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You're trying to tell me you're gonna bet me 300 dollars that you can piss, standing over here, waaay over there, into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" The guy looks up smiling and says, "That's right." The bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet!" The guy says, "Okay, here we go, here we go." He pulls out his thang. He's looking at the glass, man, he's thinking about the glass, he's thinking about the glass, he thinks, "Glass," he's thinking of the glass, thinks, "Glass," thinking about his dick. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Be the glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. And then, swooosh. He lets it rip! And he's... he's pissing all over the place, man! He's pissing on the bar... he's pissing on the stools, on the floor, on the phone... on the bartender... he's pissing everywhere except the fucking glass! Right. Okay, so, bartender, he's laughing his fucking ass off, he's 300 dollars richer. He's like, "Ha ha ha ha." Piss dripping off his face. "Ha ha ha ha." He says, "You fucking idiot, man. You pissed in everything except the glass! You owe me 300 dollars, puta." And he goes, "Excuse me just one, one second." Goes in the back of the bar, and in the back there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them... comes back to the bar and goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, three." And the bartender's like, "What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost 300 dollars, you idiot." The guy says, "Well, you see those guys over there? I just bet them 500 dollars apiece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you be not mad about it... you'd be happy.""

"[To El Mariachi] You know, one of these days you're gonna lie down too hard on that bed and blow your brains out."

"Now, I wasn't interested in his drink. Nope, I was more interested in what he was carrying when he walked in. Some sort of a suitcase, kind of heavy. He sat that thing on the stool beside him as if it were his girl."

"[Comes back for the guitar-case of weapons that he just threw away] Just in case. It's a long ride to the next town."

"Let's play..."

"[praying] Give me the strength to be what I was, and forgive me for what I am."

"Denholm Elliott - Marcus Brody"

"Lucas: It has to be unique. It's a character. Very Americana. Square. He was born in Indiana."

"Lucas: He could have known this little girl when she was just a kid. Had an affair with her when she was eleven."

"Spielberg: I like that. The doctor with the bullwhip."

"Lucas: A bounty hunter of antiquities."

"George Harris - Katanga"

"Anthony Higgins - Gobler"

"Wolf Kahler - Colonel Dietrich"

"Ronald Lacey - Major Arnold Toht"

"John Rhys-Davies - Sallah"

"Paul Freeman - René Belloq"

"Karen Allen - Marion Ravenwood"

"Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones"

"If adventure has a name, it must be Indiana Jones!"

"The Return of the Great Adventure!"

"[to Colonel Dietrich] Let me ask you this: Would you feel more comfortable opening the Ark in Berlin for your Führer? Finding out, only then, if the sacred pieces of the Covenant are inside? Knowing only then whether you have accomplished your mission, and obtained the one, true Ark?"

"We never seem to get a break, do we?"

"You can't do this to me! I'm an American!"

"God damn it, Indy, where doesn't it hurt?"

"Don't look, Marion! Keep your eyes shut!"

"[as the Nazis are opening the Ark] Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!"

"James Karen — Ben Hubbard"

"On June 30, 2006! Look Up In The Sky!"

"I thought he'd make a really gay Superman but he didn't; it was more Jesus' Superman...a lot of Messianic poses and what not and I was hoping for a little more gay action."

"I've always felt that the origin of Superman is the story of Moses -- the child sent on a ship to fulfill a destiny. And this was a story about Christ -- it's all about sacrifice: The world, I hear their cries. So what happens? He gets the knife in the side and later he falls to the earth in the shape of a crucifix. It was kind of nailing you on the head, but I enjoyed that, because I've always found the myth of Christ compelling and moving. So I hoped to do my own take, which is heavy's for a summer movie."

"What I had noticed is that there weren't a lot of women lining up to see a comic book movie, but they were going to line up to see The Devil Wear Prada, which may have been something I wanted to address. But when you're making a movie, you're not thinking about that stuff, you're thinking, 'Wow, I want to make a romantic movie that harkens back to the Richard Donner movie that I loved so much'. And that's what I did."

"Peta Wilson — Flight Attendant Bobbie Faye"

"Mike Massa — 777 Pilot"

"Noel Neill — Gertrude Vanderworth"

"Jack Larson — Bibbo Bibbowski/Bo the Bartender"

"Stephan Bender — Young Clark Kent"

"Parker Posey — Kitty Kowalski"

"Kal Penn — Stanford"

"Frank Langella — Perry White"

"Tristan Leabu — Jason White"

"Sam Huntington — Jimmy Olsen"

"Josh Duhamel — Richard White"

"Eva Marie Saint — Martha Kent"