"In a surprise announcement, the Republican National Committee has revealed it is bankrupt. A spokesman for the party said they had plenty of money in their accounts last week, but today they just don't know where the money has gone. But not everybody is going begging. Amnesty International, Greenpeace and the United Negro College Fund announced record earnings this week, due mostly to large, anonymous donations."

"Bodhi Elfman - Centurion S&L Night Guard"

"Amy Benedict - NSA Agent Mary"

"Stephen Tobolowsky - Dr. Werner Brandes"

"George Hearn - Gregor"

"James Earl Jones - Bernard Abbott, NSA"

"Eddie Jones - Buddy Wallace"

"Timothy Busfield - Dick Gordon"

"I cannot kill my friend. [to his henchmen] Kill my friend."

"Okay, boss, this LTX-71 concealable mike is part of the same system that NASA used when they faked the Apollo Moon landings. They had the astronauts broadcast around the world from a sound stage at Norton Air Force Base in San Bernadino, California. So it worked for them, shouldn't give us too many problems."

"Mary McDonnell - Liz"

"River Phoenix - Carl Arbogast"

"Dan Aykroyd - 'Mother'"

"David Strathairn - Irwin 'Whistler' Emory"

"Sidney Poitier - Donald Crease"

"Ben Kingsley - Cosmo"

"Robert Redford - Martin Brice/Martin "Marty" Bishop"

"A burglar, a spy, a fugitive, a delinquent, a hacker, and a piano teacher... and these are the good guys."

"To trust can be murder."

"We could tell you what it's about. But then, of course, we'd have to kill you."

"Peta Wilson - Mina Harker"

"Richard Roxburgh - M"

"Jason Flemyng - Dr. Henry Jekyll/Edward Hyde"

"Shane West - Tom Sawyer"

"Stuart Townsend - Dorian Gray"

"Tony Curran - Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man)"

"Naseeruddin Shah - Captain Nemo"

"Sean Connery - Allan Quatermain"

"This summer, Join the League."

"An Adventure in a League of Its Own"

"Waiting To Be Impressed? You're About To Be."

"A Rogue. A Scientist. A Spy. A Hunter. A Vampire. A beast. An Immortal."

"The power of seven become a league of one"

"Prepare for the Extraordinary"

"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is a gigantic missed opportunity. What could have been a fun adventure, something akin to The Mummy meets X-Men, is seriously botched by a hideously poor script, that's almost entirely made up of plot holes and implausibilities. This is a movie that actively seems to think that it's audience is stupid. Worse still, the acting is incredibly poor from nearly everyone except Jason Flemyng, who does a decent job as Jekyll and Hyde. Probably the worst part of the film, are the jaw-droppingly bad special effects, that would have been downright appalling in 2003, and a simply dire in 2012. If this is to be Connery's final live-action film, it's a sad way for a legendary actor to go out."

"Of all the comic book properties eagerly purchased by studios following X-Men, Alan Moore's highly-acclaimed melding of Victorian adventure fiction and super-heroics was undoubtedly the most exciting. Teeming with inspired wit and invention, only a supreme effort could screw it up. "Prepare For The Extraordinary" screamed the presumptuous trailer. You should indeed - albeit, crushingly, an extraordinary display creative cowardice and mishandling. The drive to concoct a period X-Men results in a depressingly clumsy action movie, one which treats the audience's intelligence with infuriating contempt."

"I don't really mind the movie's lack of believability. Well, I mind a little; to assume audiences will believe cars racing through Venice is as insulting as giving them a gondola chase down the White House lawn. What I do mind is that the movie plays like a big wind came along and blew away the script and they ran down the street after it and grabbed a few pages and shot those. Since Oscar Wilde contributed Dorian Gray to the movie, it may be appropriate to end with his dying words: "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.""

"My first response to the script was that it was a bit far-out. But that never stopped me before. It didn’t stop me from doing Zardoz."

"I got offered The Lord of the Rings, and I turned it down because I didn’t understand it. I was offered The Matrix — twice — and I turned it down because I didn’t understand it. I don’t understand this movie, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to turn it down."

"[To Quatermain] Oh, and I'm scarred, Mr. Quatermain, not blind. Drop the gun."

"[to Gray] You think you're better than me. You forget: I've seen your painting."

"[Mina has stabbed him in the groin] If that had been permanent, I would have been very upset!"

"[Fighting Mina, who is also immortal] We'll be at this all day."

"[to Mina after impaling her] I was hoping I'd get to nail you one last time...I didn't think it'd be literally."

"Sensors attached to bombs. Bomb voyage."

"I'm an immortal, sir, not a gazelle!"