2010s American Films

"Amar'e Stoudemire - himself"

"Jason Trost - Smoking guard"

"Brandon Trost - Brick's boyfriend"

"Kevin Skousen - Senator Garver"

"Jasper Cole - Zeke Pleshette"

"Rhys Coiro - Yerik Novikov"

"Derek Mears - Large henchman"

"Andy Mackenzie - Hoss Bender"

"Kane - Tanker Lutz"

"Mark Henry - Tut Beemer"

"The Big Show - Brick Hughes"

"The Great Khali - Tug Phelps"

"Montel Vontavious Porter - Vernon Freedom"

"Maya Rudolph - Casey Janine Fitzpatrick"

"Val Kilmer - Dieter Von Cunth"

"Powers Boothe - Col. Jim Faith"

"Ryan Phillippe - Lt. Dixon Piper"

"Kristen Wiig - Vicki Gloria St. Elmo"

"Will Forte - MacGruber"

"Do Not Underestimate This Man"

"The Ultimate Tool"

"Just tell me what you want me to fuck!"

"That was fuckin' tits"

"Classic Macgruber"

"I bet you wish your nose was a dick so you could fuck butts!"

"I got a better idea, no fucking way!"

"Pound some Cunth."

"Never ever say 'never ever'."

"You're loco, man!"

"If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go— I'll rip as many throats as I have to!"

"[while attempting to rescue a stubborn cat named 'Mister Bitey' who was stuck on a billboard platform] FUCK YOU, Mister Bitey! [falls off platform]"

"Omari Hardwick — Sergeant Marcus Williams"

"Xander Berkeley — Detective Gigante"

"Clark Duke — Marty Eisenberg"

"Evan Peters — Todd Haynes"

"Lyndsy Fonseca — Katie Deauxma"

"Stu 'Large' Riley (credited as Stu Riley) — the Huge Goon"

"Christopher Mintz — Chris D'Amico/Red Mist"

"Mark Strong — Frank D'Amico"

"Chloë Grace Moretz — Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl"

"Nicolas Cage — Damon Macready/Big Daddy"

"Aaron Johnson — Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass"

"With no power comes no responsibility."

"You are fucking awesome!"

"I can't read your mind, but I can kick your ass."

"I can't see through walls, but I can kick your ass."

"[narrating] I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, t. v. shows, you'd think that one eccentric loner would have made himself a costume. I mean, is everyday life really so exciting? Are schools and offices so thrilling that I'm the only one who ever fantasised about this? Come on, be honest with yourself. At some point in our lives, we all wanted to be a superhero."

"I can't be invisible, but I can kick your ass."

"I can't fly, but I can kick your ass."

"Shut up. Kick Ass."