Spider-Man (2000 video game)

"Got him in my sights!"

"Positive on hit, base!"

"Where'd he go?!"

"Taking the shot, base!"

"Agh! Negative on shot!"

"Taking the shot!"

"Ugh! He moves too fast!"

"Lost him, base!"

"Like shooting fish in a barrel!"

"You're mine, wall crawler!"

"Again...innocence falls prey to the evil of Spider Man! Rest easy, Brock, Venom is here even if it's the last thing we ever do, Jameson and the insect are gonna pay!"

"My, my, my, said the spider to the smaller spider!"

"I'd like you to see your wifey-poo, but she's in the bath right now! So whadda you say, Spunky? Let's finish this!"

"Say Spidey, can you get us Captain America's autograph?"

"Quit slackin', boy!"

"Come on, Parker!"

"So Just in case SOMEONE...I don't who it could be...If any of you tights-wearing freaks out there wanna save Little Miss Fashion Model....THEN BRING IT ON...Meanwhile New Yorkers...The Venom Marathon WILL CONTINUE *growling sounds*"

"Ooooh, are we gonna surf the web?"

"You and your wife are innocent Parker, our bad."

"It's SHOWTIME, freaks!"

"I smell bad Symbiote, and it ain't me!"

"Mmmmm... Brains. Yummy."

"Oooooh! Look at the big brain on Spidey!"

""laughs" Guess again, Spider-Man!"

"What are you...stupid?"

"mockingly* Oh help me, Spider-man, I'm drowning, I'm drowning "laughs""

"By the by, Parker, how long Mary Jane can hold her breath?"

"Mary Jane won't last must longer!"

"Hang on, Parker...Mary Jane is at the next stop!"

"standing on a computer desk* Surf the web, surf the web!"

"when player has lost Venom in a chase* Slowpoke!"

"webbing you off a wall* GET BACK HERE!"

"NO! WALLCRAWLING!"

"GET OFF THAT WALL!"

"Not too far, little spider!"

"Not so fast! Ahhh, gotcha! Shaken! Not stirred!"

"Spidey? Where ARE you???"

"UGH! IT'S NOT! THAT! HARD!! (Take WAY too many tries to solve Venom's Puzzle)"

"Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hehehehe! (What If? mode, to the title theme)"

"HEY! What does THIS switch do?!"

"OH, LOOK! Another SWITCH!"

"NOT FAST ENOUGH, SPIDER-MAN!!"

"WARMER...."

"UGH! Cold as ICE!!"

"Ahh! Ohh, you're hot, baby!"

"Hahh, look out, lady!"

"OUTTA MY WAY, NERD!"

"Watch that first step, Parker! It's a DOOZY!"

"Oh! Sorry, lady. Didn't see a thing."

"WELL; IF IT AIN'T BUG BOY!!"