"Thanks, Lance. Behind me is an... empty lot. Not real exciting. But, earlier today, Destruction Worker destroyed a building here. And now, the Mega Squad has arrived to practice their mega moves!"

"In brightest day, in blackest night No evil shall escape my sight Let those who worship evil's might Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"

"Ring scans indicate massive forces are converging on the Central Battery. You were correct. That was their target all along."

"Kevin Michael Richardson as Kilowog"

"Well, then. Now all the guests are here. Let the party begin!"

"Drew Massey as Minion"

"Taking you cats down!"

"These superheroes have super healthcare."

"Do I have something in my teeth? I'm Lance Lafontaine with a special news report. The Doom Syndicate continues to menace Metro City. Since Metro Man retired, Megamind has taken over as the city's champion. The mayor has been assured that Megamind will rid the city of the Doom Syndicate. To that end, Megamind has formed his own superhero team, the Mega Squad. Let's hope for all our sakes that the Mega Squad can be mega heroes."

"This just in, Destruction Worker rampages through downtown. The Mega Squad has gone in to take away tools. We go to our reporter on the scene, Roxanne Ritchi."

"Rick Pasqualone as Metro Man"

"Cara Pfko as Hot Flash"

"Welcome to my world, Megamind. You’ll soon be dancing to my tune."

"Grey DeLisle as Green Lantern Ring"

"Fred Tatasciore as Destruction Worker"

"Hey! So you owe me one. Now get the blazes outta here and go save the Citadel."

"Drew Massey as Minion"

"Jonah Hill as Tighten"

"Okay, ring. I’m gonna need a hammer to smash those anchors. Tell me you can do that."

"Aw, ring. Forget that, will you? I’m okay. How’re you doin’, Poozer?"

"Aw, great. More towers. How many more do these guys have?"

"Yeah. But I’m thinking… why’d they send such a small force to invade all of Oa unless if this attack just a diversion."

"Listen to me, Jordan. You’re the only hope Oa has. You have to stop the Manhunters from replacing their troops. I don’t care how you do it but destroy that ship any way you can."

"You have succeeded in destroying the Manhunter’s power source. I’m impressed, Earthman."

"Earthman, what is taking so long? You fellow Green Lanterns are being overpowered."

"Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan/Green Lantern"

"Phil LaMarr as the Beast"

"Nika Futterman as Nix"

"Dropped out of college and got a job as a bike courier. Mostly just to piss off my parents. I was someone you'd never notice. Just a guy delivering packages to folks you'd never know. And then one day... a package found me. Thousands died. Five square blocks smashed into rubble... And at the center... was me. Alive... but changed. But no one could have seen what was coming. Back then, Empire City was in quarantine. It had gone to hell. Other people with powers started showing up, and it was my job to sort through it all. Find out who had given me that package, and why. Hell, even my best friend turned his back on me and tried to get powers of his own. But in the end, I found the man responsible. Kessler. He explained everything through a vision of the future. A Beast is coming. A monster only I can defeat, provided that I am strong and ready to face him. A month later, I met Lucy Kuo. She somehow knew all about the Beast, in fact... she had come to help me prepare. Claimed a friend, Dr. Wolfe, had worked on the Ray Sphere prototype. And that he could amplify my powers. All I had to do was go with her down to New Marais. I need those powers. The Beast is coming. And I will be ready."

"The Beast had drained me... Broken my powers... It felt like the end... I almost wish it was... The Beast had just put itself back together. And now Empire City... is dead. Our ship ran for it, fleeing south to New Marais. People kept their distance whether from respect or fear... I don't know. Either way, I was alone. Others kept busy acting out their routines as if it would make the world right again. But I knew better. I had been given powers to defeat the Beast. I was strong... I was ready... I had fought it with everything I had... and it wasn't enough. That needed to change. The next day, I went to work. I helped Zeke create a device to focus my powers. Hell, he'd do anything to be friends like we used to be. Agent Kuo gathered intelligence on the Beast. Town after town was lost as it traveled down the coast. She also used her contacts to requisition a smaller boat. New Marais was in lockdown, wouldn't let anyone in. We were going to have to sneak in through the swamp. I don't know if you've ever let someone down... Got your ass kicked, or straight up failed. But those are the moments that define us. They push you further than you've ever thought possible and force you to make choices. No matter what the cost."

"Yeah... Yeah, I remember New Marais. Came here four years ago while learning how to climb. After the flood, half the buildings were abandoned. It was a haven for urban exploration. Hell, even Zeke manned up and gave it a try. Oh, it was great. See, in any other city, you start to climb, you got maybe ten minutes before the cops show up. But here, well, police had their hands full with other things. Place was lawless, it was raunchy, and except for the hangovers, it was God damn heaven. But not anymore. Now these redneck assholes strut up and down the streets eyeballing everybody, looking for "deviants" to punish. Tension's thick. People here... they're ready to explode. Somewhere in this gorgeous corpse of a town is the key to amping up my powers. These pricks, they're going to try to get in my way... try to kill me to keep their town pure. I say bring it."

"[last line] Behold, the Underminer! I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon all will tremble before me!"

"- Aunt May Parker"

"- Dr. Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus"