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April 10, 2026
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"You have some unfinished business with the Woolies? Well get in line pal, I've been waiting to settle this score since 1993."
"Pain is not in my contract!"
"Pounce Pounce Baby"
"Pouncing really makes me hungry. Is it taco Tuesday yet?"
"Remember when falling used to kill me?"
"Stttrrrike one!"
"Take that, you cotton-gobbling monster!"
"This is amazing! I love this new ability!"
"This makes so much sense! Why didn't I think of this before?"
"Told you I was dead."
"We need a plan of attack. My plan: attack!"
"What could possibly go wrong?"
"What's wrong with this? Everything!"
"What? Nuclear Annihilation? The reason the world will end is alien induced yarnball degradation! Mark my words!"
"When is this going to be over?"
"Woolies! HA! You're 24 years too late to catch me."
"World hunger... Nuclear proliferation... Reality TV... None of those horrors compare to... Yarn ball deprivation!"
"YAHOO!! (After defeating first boss)"
"Nothing can stop me now!"
"A penguin saved is a penguin earned."
"Do you believe in miracles!?"
"I win! I win!"
"I like it!"
"Surely you jest?"
"Pilot's license? What for?"
"Who wrote this stuff?"
"Another swine mess..."
"Remember: I am a trained purr-fessional."
"Is there a doctor in the house!?"
"Is the writers' strike over yet?"
"Go for Baroque!"
"Ooh, I think I Baroque something!"
"That's it!"
"Keep it up, JUST KEEP IT UP!"
"I'll be back!"
"I think so."
"Bye-bye..."
"Aaauugh..."
"The hamhocks strike back!"
"This is definitely contagious."
"That's a neat trick."
"Keep this under wrap."
"Oh sure, let's all torch the Bubster. ~Go Ask Alice!, Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dummer and Alice Doesn't Live Around Here Anymore.; Alice in Wonderland"
"Pilot's license? What for? ~Out on a Limb, Highly Stung and Jungle Furvor; Jack and the Beanstalk"
"Keep it up! Just keep it up! ~Rushing Roulette, Desert Storm and Bubsy and the Beast; Ali Baba & the 40 Thieves"
"Who do I look like? Flipper? ~Run Silent; Run Deep, Bubble Trouble and Reservoir Cats; 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"
"Nothing can stop me now! ~Sugar and Spice, Rock Around the Choc and Cat on a Hot Chocolate Roof; Hansel & Gretel"
"Aaagghhh!!!"
"Air control to the maximum."
"And... pounce!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!