"Does no-one remember me? [Awaits an answer] Has no-one been taught our history? Look at these lies. Goblets and garden parties? Peace treaties? Odin... proud to have it... ashamed of how he got it. We were unstoppable. I was his weapon in the conquest that built Asgard's empire. One by one, the realms became ours. But then, simply because my ambition outgrew his... he banished me. Caged me. Locked me away like an animal. Before that, Asgard's warriors were honored, their bodies buried as heroes beneath this very place."

"It hurts, doesn't it? Being lied to. Being told you're one thing and then learning it's all a fiction. [Thor throws an object at Loki, revealing him to be an illusion] You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you? This place is disgusting. Does this mean you don't want my help? Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with the Grandmaster, it took me time to win his trust. He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable. What I'm telling you is, you could join me at the Grandmaster's side. Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then... [Makes a gesture of takeover]"

"[Bringing back Surtur] With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn."

"Your savior is here!"

"[Upon seeing Hulk for the first time since New York] I have to get off this planet..."

"[Guessing a password to the Quinjet's computer] Ugh. Damn you, Stark. Point Break."

"[Thor meets Loki, who is tied up] Surprise. [Thor throws something at him, to see if he's a mirage] Ow!"

"[After falling though a portal and landing on the floor of Dr. Strange's Sanctum] I have been falling...FOR 30 MINUTES!"

"Tom Hiddleston as Loki"

"Michael Rooker as Yondu Udonta (Gag Reel)"

"[To Hulk] So much has happened, since I last saw you! I lost my hammer... like, yesterday. So that's still pretty fresh."

"[As his gladiator arena opponent is revealed to be the Hulk] YEEEEES! We know each other! He's a friend from work!"

"Cate Blanchett as Hela"

"[While electrocuting Loki] Dear brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me, round and round in circles we go. See, Loki, life is about, it's about growth. It's about change. But you seem to just want to stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the God of Mischief, but you could be more."

"What would you like me to say, hmm? You faked your own death. You stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power, stranded him on Earth to die, releasing the Goddess of Death. Have I said enough, or would you like me to go farther than the past two days?"

"There was one time when we were children, he... he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "BLERGH, IT'S ME!" And he stabbed me. We were eight....at the time. [Loki smiles fondly at the memory]"

"[Sees Valkyrie's tattoo] My God, you're a Valkyrie! You know, I always wanted to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out that you were all... women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course. I love women, sometimes a little too much. Not even in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation. I think it's great that there is an elite force of women warriors. [Valkyrie looks at him] It's about time. [Gives her a thumbs-up]"

"She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't."

"Summer H. Howell - Alice Pierce"

"Christine Elise - Kyle"

"Marina Stephenson Kerr - Angela"

"Zak Santiago - Nurse Carlos"

"Grace Lynn Kung - Claire"

"Ali Tataryn - Nurse Ashley"

"Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany Valentine"

"Fiona Dourif - Nica Pierce"

"Michael Therriault - Dr. Thaddeus Foley"

"Brad Dourif - the voice of Chucky"

"Adam Hurtig - Multiple Malcolm"

"Alex Vincent - Andy Barclay"

"Elisabeth Rosen - Madeleine"

"You wanna play? Let's play."

"(To Tiffany) I know who you are... and I'm coming for you... and for him."

"THIS IS THE END, FUCKER!"

"Do me a favor, Chucky. Keep your fuckin' mouth shut."

"I just can't with this guy! I don't know whether to kill him or just take notes!"

"If I wanted you dead you'd be tits up by now. I was never gonna kill you, Nica. Believe me, there's worse things than death."

"Holy shit! (Laughs) And they call me sick? This guy is, is, is... diabolical! I mean, what a piece of work! I'm actually a little envious."

"Come on, Nica. Time to join the club."

"[From the trailer; to the audience; cackles] Yes! (Cackles again) A true classic.... NEVER goes outta style!"

"You know what, Andy? What if you really are crazy? Have you ever thought of that? Maybe you belong in the booby-hatch with Nica. Maybe this is just all happening in your head."

"Sometimes I scare myself."

"Aren't you the crazy bitch I talked to last night on the phone?"

"I guess it's just me and you again tonight, pal."

"You know what, you're next."

"You've heard me say, that you never turn your back on family. And I wanna thank you all for never turning your back on me. You wanna meet them? All right. Everyone... Meet Brian."

"Family no more."