"That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons. HOW DO I KNOW THIS?!"

"Wait a second, where's my phone?"

"Oh, so you can't see this, but I can?"

"Guys, I think it's a staring contest."

"BLACK MAMBA!!! That's a black mamba! A quarter milligram of its venom is enough to kill an adult. You'll feel a tingling in your mouth and extremities, followed by a fever, foaming at the mouth, and ataxia, which means loss of muscle control. HOW DO I KNOW THAT?!"

"The fact that I'm not Instagraming this right now is insane."

"Maybe we're all in a coma."

"NO! I'm an overweight middle aged man."

"Did she twisted her ankle maybe?"

"Yes. Cake is my weakness."

"What’s up? Mouse Finbar. Zoologist. Zoologist and– and backpack guy."

"What do you mean, there's nothing there? It's a map, just like he said. It's a map of Jumanji."

"Now flirt like our lives depend on it, 'cause they do."

"Remember, you're the missing piece."

"YOU DROPPED THE JEWEL?!"

"When you see me, begin the climb."

"That is insane."

"When you see the elephant, begin the climb."

"Oh, my God, you guys, there is, like, literally a penis attached to my body right now. Martha, come look at my penis! [Ruby Roundhouse: No thanks.]"

"That was so intense, I, like, can't even with this place."

"Wow, wow, wow! Oh, this is so much easier!"

"[Ruby Roundhouse: I feel like I'm wearing a bikini at school.] I did that once. They sent me to the office. Noah likes it when I show some skin. It's like the key to our relationship."

"See you later, Bravestone."

"A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind. Jumanji."

"You pick a character and you're that person in the game."

"It's a lot easier to be brave when you've got lives to spare. It's a lot harder when you only have one life."

"Hey, guys, this does not look like a piece of a map."

"It's okay, you can handle this. In real life, people love you, You can hook up with anyone you want. [Ruby Roundhouse: Is that what you tell yourself when you're scared?] Can you not judge me for, like, two seconds? I split up with Noah, I turned into a guy, and I cannot find my phone! I am allowed to be upset!"

"Oh, my god, these things are crazy!"

"Dr. Smolder Bravestone."

"All I'm saying is I don't have my Claritin, okay? And I'm allergic to almost everything."

"And I'm pretty sure this is a Bravestone thing."

"This is a video game, which means we all have special skills."

"[Franklin "Moose" Finbar: The girl is into you, Spencer.] WHAT?!"

"Don't push me. [Franklin "Moose" Finbar: Or what, Spencer?] Or I'll push you back."

"We each have three lives, guys."

"Enough. We can't waste lives. We need each other. Like it or not, We have to do this together."

"I DON'T WANNA DO THIS!"

"[Spencer Gilpin: Franklin "Moose" Finbar.] Hmm. Sounds like a badass."

"Does anyone know how to do CPR?"

"Like what she said."

"I'm gonna fix the helicopter."

"Smoldering Intensity."

"I want Alex to come home, too."

"Later, dude."