"Bill Barretta as Pepe the King Prawn, Bobo the Bear, Big Mean Carl, Rowlf the Dog, Dr. Teeth, The Swedish Chef, Bubba the Rat, Angel Marie, Carlo Flamingo, Baby Boss and Leprechaun Security Guard #1"

"Give up, frog. I have Netflix account with search keywords "prison escape". I have seen every prison movie ever made. Even the ones in space."

"You are always right, my beautiful amphibian prince. I will never let you go."

"[after Miss Piggy beats him up] What a woman."

"[about to fight the prison guards] Let's dance."

"It would appear you were right, Kermit. I guess this is your family. And families belong together. You are free to go. Forever."

"Put the frog down! Or I will deploy."

"Now it's time for some hot shit water skiing! Grom!"

"What did you guys do to Eric?"

"I went up high as a moose's caboose."

"Almost twenty years ago today, we filmed the original cup test... and now twenty years later we're still doing the same stupid shit."

"That bull didn't like fucking magic!"

"[To Steve-O] You still got those million dollar teeth that's for sure. [Steve-O then removes his dentures to reveal a missing tooth]"

"Is there an "antidope" here? Is that what it's called? Antivenom, not "antidope". What does "antidope" mean? I don't even know. What's "antidope"?"

"We have winners and we have Steve-O."

"Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent. Today I'm going to wow you with my supreme skills of prestidigitation."

"Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!"

"It felt like I got a 200 pound colonic up my ass."

"Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool, and Knoxville is 49, so we're good."

"Compston "Dark Shark" Wilson as Self"

"Ehren "Danger Ehren" McGhehey as Self"

"Jeff Tremaine as Self"

"Jason "Wee Man" Acuña as Self"

"Dimitry Elyashkevich as Self"

"Chris Pontius as Self"

"Preston Lacy as Self"

"Dave England as Self"

"If they do trust us to go the bathroom today, they're pretty... they're pretty less intelligent than I thought."

"Johnny Knoxville as Self/Irving Zisman"

"Davon "Jasper" Wilson as Self"

"Eric Manaka as Self"

"Rob Dyrdek as Self"

"Steve-O as Self"

"Zach Holmes as Self"

"Sean "Poopies" McInerney as Self"

"So if we get bit we die? Are you serious?"

"This is so fucked up! I knew this was gonna fucking happen! Why the fuck did we go down to the basement?"

"I'm kinda embarrassed right now. Like, I came out of his penis. Hood card taken away."

"What the fuck is that? I'm not fucking stupid! [Finding the buzzer underneath his seat]"

"It ain't a bunch of NASA scientists over here, you know what I mean? This ain't a MENSA convention."

"Okay. There's enough meat there."

"I'm Poopies... big-time movie star. And today, we're big wave surfing."

"Dick pain hurts."

"I feel that shit man! That mothafucka tryna hurt me man!"

"[He is strapped down in a chair] I'm trapped! [Johnny pours honey all over his head] And you're putting honey on me! [Johnny then pours chunks of salmon on the chair near his crotch] And salmon? [The door opens and a bear roars as it comes in] Oh, my God! WHAT THE FUCK... IS GOING ON...?!"