"Matt Vogel as Constantine, '80s Robot, Sweetums, Floyd Pepper, Pops, Robin the Frog, Lew Zealand, Crazy Harry, Camilla the Chicken, Uncle Deadly, Dr. Julius Strangepork and Baby"

"Iestyn Evans as Flying Zucchini Brother #3 and Baby"

"Eric Jacobson as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Sam the Eagle, Animal, Marvin Suggs and Baby"

"Dave Goelz as Gonzo the Great, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Beauregard, Waldorf, Randy Pig and Baby"

"Steve Whitmire as Kermit the Frog, Foo-Foo, Beaker, Statler, Lips, Rizzo the Rat, Link Hogthrob, The Muppet Newsman and Andy Pig"

"Ricky Gervais - Dominic Badguy/The Lemur"

"Ty Burrell - Jean Pierre Napoleon"

"Bill Barretta as Pepe the King Prawn, Bobo the Bear, Big Mean Carl, Rowlf the Dog, Dr. Teeth, The Swedish Chef, Bubba the Rat, Angel Marie, Carlo Flamingo, Baby Boss and Leprechaun Security Guard #1"

"Warrick Brownlow-Pike as Baby"

"Tina Fey - Nadya"

"You are always right, my beautiful amphibian prince. I will never let you go."

"It would appear you were right, Kermit. I guess this is your family. And families belong together. You are free to go. Forever."

"No one believes in family in the gulag, frog. People are only ever out for themselves."

"Taking the world by farce."

"Put the frog down! Or I will deploy."

"Give up, frog. I have Netflix account with search keywords "prison escape". I have seen every prison movie ever made. Even the ones in space."

"[after Miss Piggy beats him up] What a woman."

"The lovers, the dreamers, and cheese. Nailed it."

"[menacing Fozzie and Walter] You have wocka'd your last wocka, bear."

"Hi-lo! I am Kermit."

"Dominic is terrific. From now on, let's do whatever he says, hmm?"

"Well, as the old saying goes, the show must... continue. In a timely fashion."

"[to Walter] Come, little friend. Let us get on with the show and enjoy our family-style adventure, during which we shall bond and learn heartwarming lesson. Perhaps about sharing, or waiting your turn, or the number three. Hmm?"

"What is happening? Why am I flying?"

"Pig, I have question. Am I wearing sign that says "BOTHER ME"?!?!"

"[before blowing up the gulag] It's time to light the lights."

"First rule of double-cross. You don't announce the double-cross before you double-cross. It's not even a rule because it is so obvious."

"[about to fight the prison guards] Let's dance."

"[wincing] Bow before me!"

"Shut up and keep moving, pig! You are my insurance policy!"

"You're ruining my getaway!"