"[Electrocuting one of the guards with his own cattle prod] Die, you motherfucker! You die now, motherfucker! [Mockingly] Now I fuck your mother now!"

"Zulay Henao as Nikki"

"Nickola Shreli as Viktor"

"Derrick Carr as Mossberg"

"Kelly Thiebaud as Amy"

"Evelina Turen as Anka (as Evelina Oboza)"

"Tim Holmes as Beardo"

"Frank Alvarez as Mesa"

"Luis Guzmán as Chalino Valdemoro"

"Mark Pellegrino - Beck"

"Bronson Pinchot - Serge"

"Kevin Bacon - Captain Cade Grant"

"Taylour Paige - Jane Saunders"

"Judge Reinhold - Billy Rosewood"

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Detective Bobby Abbott"

"Billy Rosewood: You can never have too much firepower."

"Axel Foley is back."

"Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley"

"John Ashton - John Taggart"

"John Taggart: Detective, your extremely high-profile homicide turned out to be a self-solver. So if I were you, I would count my blessings and stop trying to be so fucking interesting, got it?"

"You know what my biggest issue was with my father? His maniacal focus drove me insane. He was relentless. Ironically, that's your biggest issue right now. Good luck, asshole."

"Paul Reiser - Deputy Chief Jeffrey Friedman"

"I'm your daughter. The only thing you ever fought for is your job."

"Go back to Detroit. We'll talk in another five years? And just so you know, if you had went to therapy: "The parent is always the parent. The child is always the child". We didn't mess this up, you messed this up. Goodbye."

"[regarding Axel] He's not my dad. I mean, he's-- He's my dad, he hasn't been a dad."

"[Sam: Check my record. I'm not in the game.] Murder weapon in your lap? Trunk full of cocaine? You're in the game, Sam."

"I mean, I'm fine, but I think it's healthy to be a little bit nervous walking into a bar full of guns."

"[to Axel] You have a hard time admitting you need help."

"I guess you don't wanna solve this one, huh, Chief? You just wanna manage it."

"Well, used to be you could get around a warrant with a little creative writing, but in the current climate? We have to be so careful about everything we say, everything we do -- it helps to have somebody outside the official chain of command."

"[on Bobby flying a helicopter] This shit's supposed to be like riding a bike!"

"I will shoot you in your face if you don’t fly this helicopter! I will shoot you then Imma shoot myself because I ain’t dying in no helicopter crash!"

"[after tricking Grant into thinking he escaped through the air-vents] You watch too many movies."

"I think you're being a touch negative, because, see, men are trying to kill us, Bobby, and you're a helicopter pilot. And I'm pretty sure that's a fucking helicopter. Shall we?"

"I can see you have layers. Like an onion."

"Look, Mr. Foley, I appreciate you’ve been doing this a long time. But the world has changed a bit. You can’t just sit across the desk from another male and say something to threaten my manhood and think I’m just going to get so flustered with insecurity I forget what we were talking about. Bet that’s worked a lot for you in the past, but it’s not gonna work with me."

"Bobby, I'm from Detroit; for me, this is like going to Buffalo Wild Wings. [seconds later] This is nothing like Buffalo Wild Wings."

"Asshole almost broke my fibula, and I thought I was never gonna walk again. You know what I got for that? A pat on the back and a ribbon. A fuckin' ribbon."

"Seriously, this is your squad car? You know, part of me rather get locked up for resisting arrest than get put in this little Fisher Price motherfucker y'all are rolling around in. Y'all are the LEGO cops."

"[picking up on Bobby and his daughter's relationship] Have you two had intercourse?"

"I can't even afford to live in the city I got shot in. How is that for justice?"

"The point that I'm trying to make, is that when I do something like try to teach you how to get out of handcuffs, that's the same as another parent when they take their kid to the ballgame or giving their kids a slinky, you know?"

"You made an assumption based on [indicates his skin color] this that I did not like hockey."

"You're my only child, right? And I've only been a father as long as you've been a daughter. We're making this up as we go along, we both are."

"What are you staring at? What is this, a union job? Well, we don't give OSHA breaks here. Move, bitch!"

"I do some of my best work when I'm suspended."

"You didn’t hear about the Winnipeg trade? I’m the new man up in this bitch."

"What the fuck are these guys doing?! [over loudspeaker] Pull over! I mean, land!"