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"Michael Dorn - the Sandman"
"Peter Boyle - Father Time"
"Aisha Tyler - Mother Nature"
"Spencer Breslin - Curtis the Elf"
"Ann-Margret as Sylvia Newman"
"Alan Arkin - Bud Newman"
"Liliana Mumy - Lucy Miller"
"Wendy Crewson - Laura Miller"
"Judge Reinhold - Neil Miller"
"Elizabeth Mitchell - Mrs. Claus/Carol Calvin"
"Martin Short - Jack Frost / Santa Frost"
"Tim Allen - Santa Claus/Scott Calvin"
"'Twas the fight before Christmas"
"His time at the North Pole is about to go South."
"Kath Soucie — Chet (voice)"
"Bob Bergen — Comet (voice)"
"Molly Shannon — Tracy"
"Art LaFleur — Tooth Fairy / The Molinator"
"Spencer Breslin — Curtis"
"David Krumholtz — Bernard"
"Liliana Mumy — Lucy Miller"
"Judge Reinhold — Dr. Neil Miller"
"Wendy Crewson — Laura Miller"
"Eric Lloyd — Charlie Calvin"
"Elizabeth Mitchell — Principal Carol Newman / Mrs. Clause"
"Tim Allen — Santa Clause / Scott Calvin, Toy Santa"
"Double hos, double nog."
"What's Christmas Fun without some Reindeer Games?"
"Check it twice"
"Santa Claus is coming to town. November 1"
"You know what, I totally put myself out there doing that. And that was not an easy thing to do, and if you're the kind of man that can't support a woman's ambition, then I don't think there's any reason to continue this date."
"I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school."
"[to Carol] Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing."
"[last lines] Hey! What the heck are we doing out here? Ugh! Look, if we're gonna dance, dance like this. All of us! Everybody, you idiots! Hey, lady! Have you ever seen a toy do this? Hahahaha! Where are you going? Whoo!"
"I promise I'll be good!"
"Let me outta here, you kiddies! Wait a minute, something's shocking me."
"The town will break our fall!"
"You are a sad, strange little man!"
"[after drinking hot cocoa] I think Santa feels a little buzz!"
"Hi! Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho!"
"Stay where you are! Don't be afraid!"
"[to Curtis; frustrated] Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up!"
"[going on a date] A needlepoint sweater and a mini van. I'll be back in about 8 minutes."
"Neil, have you ever actually helped anyone?"
"A.J. Cook - Kimberly Corman"
"Sarah Carter - Shaina"
"Tony Todd - William Bludworth"
"Justina Machado - Isabella Hudson"
"T.C. Carson - Eugene Dix"
"Jonathan Cherry - Rory Peters"