"[from Teaser Trailer] Hello, boys and girls, or whatever. My name is Captain Jack Sparrow. Ah, I take it some of you have heard of me. As you may well know, there are times... almost constantly, in fact, where I prefer to look at the world through the bottom of a glass. Rum. Something like this. [takes a shot of rum] You may have also heard whisperings and rumors that Jack Sparrow be recruiting a crew to undertake a voyage to the Fountain of Youth. Not true. Of course not. But even if it weren't not true, you wouldn't be interested in joining me, would you? Eh? No, thought not. I do admit that there'd be varied and substantial dangers along the way including, but not limited to, zombies, cutthroats, mermaids, and a vicious and vivacious Penélope Cruz. Which is why I'm not going. No sir. Impossible to find the place anyway. No one knows where it is. Plus, I'd have to have a bloody map. Or a Bloody Mary. Or both. Which is not a bad idea, in fact, a Bloody Mary. Bloody Marys all around! It's on the Mouse. Barman! [leaves]"

"The Black Pearl in a bottle. Why is the Black Pearl in a bottle?"

"You have a ridiculously high regard for fate, mate."

"So you are guilty of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow?"

"You've stolen me. I'm 'ere to take meself back."

"A Gentleman allows the woman to maintain her fiction"

"(Posing as the judge) Now, what do we have here?(grins, to which Gibbs says "Jack?")"

"[after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow"] There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere."

"[to Angelica] I thought I should give you warning. We're taking the ship. It's nothing personal. [Leaves her cabin; Angelica shouts at Jack, in Spanish, "Sparrow, come back here or I will break your head!"; Jack closes her cabin door, locking it] I just think it would be best if you - [Sword comes through door] - stay out of it."

"Hmm, I'm seeing a lot of blue in that purple."

"[after jumping off of the now-exploded lighthouse] Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again."

"Paul Walker — Brian O'Conner"

"Ron Yuan - David Park"

"Greg Cipes - Dwight Mueller"

"Mirtha Michelle - Cara Mirtha"

"Liza Lapira - Sophie Trinh"

"Shea Whigham - Michael Stasiak"

"Jack Conley - Penning"

"Don Omar - Rico Santos"

"Tego Calderón - Leo Tego"

"Sung Kang - Han Seoul-Oh"

"Gal Gadot - Gisele Yashar"

"Laz Alonso - Fenix Calderon"

"John Ortiz - Arturo Braga / Ramon Campos"

"Jordana Brewster - Mia Toretto"

"Michelle Rodriguez - Leticia "Letty" Ortiz"

"Paul Walker - Brian O'Conner"