"[Briefing his team] All right, listen up. The men we're after are professional runners. They like speed and are guaranteed to go down in the hardest possible way, so make sure you got your funderwear on. We find them; we take them as a team and we bring them back. And above all else, we don't ever– EVER– let them get into cars."

"[Sees DSS readouts of the entire team] We just went from the middle of the "most wanted" list to the very top."

"[Miffed at Brazilian street racer challenging him for pink slips] That little coupe may run the streets around here, but [Indicating his Charger] that monster has never seen a set of tail lights, ever."

"You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill: "Don't fuck with the original"."

"Aimee Teegarden — Jenny Randall"

"Brittany Robertson — Marnie Cooper‎"

"Shenae Grimes — Trudie"

"Lucy Hale — Sherrie"

"Kristen Bell — Chloe"

"Anna Paquin — Rachel"

"Erik Knudsen — Robbie Mercer"

"Nico Tortorella — Trevor Sheldon"

"Marielle Jaffe — Olivia Morris"

"Alison Brie — Rebecca Walters"

"Marley Shelton — Deputy Judy Hicks"

"Mary McDonnell — Kate Roberts"

"Rory Culkin — Charlie Walker"

"Adam Brody — Deputy Ross Hoss‎"

"Anthony Anderson — Deputy Anthony Perkins"

"Hayden Panetierre — Kirby Reed"

"Emma Roberts — Jill Roberts"

"Courteney Cox — Gale Weathers-Riley"

"Neve Campbell — Sidney Prescott"

"David Arquette — Sheriff Dewey Riley"

"New decade. New rules."

"Jay Thomas - the Easter Bunny"

"Sammi Hanratty - Glenda"

"Jordan Orr - Voices of Elves"

"Zach Mills - Carpenter Elf"

"Madeline Carroll - Santa Elf"

"Eric Lloyd - Charlie Calvin"

"Abigail Breslin - Trish"

"Charlie Stewart - Dr. Hismus"

"Art LaFleur - the Tooth Fairy"

"Kevin Pollak - Cupid"