Romantic Comedy Films

"Dis is my day of lucky!"

"Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!"

"Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno."

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"If you're happy and you know it think again."

"What's this? A dead one of these."

"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Why are you still hitting yourself?"

"What is it you can't face? (use strong Indian accent on "can't")"

"Go Speedy. Ride like a cowboy."

"I WANNA SING!"

"I lied. She is still with Le Coq, and he still has the biggest Weiner in history."

"Well, it looks more like Gay Skin. (laughs)"

"THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy. Because alligators are snappy, and at the same time, I want it prompt."

"I don't know what you're talking about. (coughs up feathers)"

"Let's make like a baby and head out."

"I have two tattoos. One of them is DRAMA tattoo and the other is a picture of daffy duck pushing a lawn mower through my pubes."

"If you ever sucker punch me again, I'll kick your ass all the way back to the keebler factory."

"Is it made out of dog? Is it a dog's tingy, am I being punk'd?"

"Tonight I want you to go from nowhere to NOW HERE.™"

"Marishka Hargitay... Marishka Hargitay."

"Marishka Hargitay Val Kilmer."

"Marishka Hargitay Jessica simpson."

"Break the pickle...tickle, tickle."

"Don't peck my fucking eyes!"

"BIBLE - Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth™"

"Milk milk lemonade this is where the fudge is made"

"Guru Pitka had a farm. EIEIO. And in that farm he did no harm. EIEIO.™"

"Dick Pants... send him in."

"Although I was raised here in India, I was born in America, which is where our journey begins. It's the story of a hockey player, named Darren Roanoke. My most resistant student, who became my greatest teacher... Or some such bullshit, I don't know."

"In my book, "If you're happy and you know it, Think again", I speak of the teachings of Intimacy, or Into-Me-I-See™. Intimacy is like putting your Wiener on a table and having someone say. 'Hey, That looks like a Penis, Only smaller!' [Laughs] Only Smaller..."

"[to a New York driver] Get on the right side of the road, you pelican!"

"Caitlin Clarke - Simone"

"Michael Lombard -Sam Charlton"

"Mark Blum - Richard Mason"

"Graham 'Grace' Walker - Angelo"

"Christine Totos - Rosita"

"Peter Turnbull - Trevor"

"Terry Gill - Duffy"

"Gerry Skilton - Nugget"

"Steve Rackman - Donk"

"David Gulpilil - Neville Bell"

"John Meillon - Walter Reilly"

"Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton"

"Paul Hogan - Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee"

"He came from Down Under...to turn the Big Apple upside down!"

"Born and raised in the most primitive and hostile territory on Earth, Michael J. Dundee has raised survival to an art form. Now he's about to test himself in a region half as primitive, but twice as hostile: Manhattan Island."

"From the Outback of Australia to urban jungle of New York, there's no wilderness he can't tame!"

"The Wizard of Auz hits The Big Apple!"

"There's a little of him in all of us."