"The robbery should have taken 10 minutes. 4 hours later, the bank was like a circus sideshow. 8 hours later, it was the hottest thing on live T.V. 12 hours later, it was history. And it's all true."

"Pizza Boy: I'm a fucking star!"

"Leon: He won't listen to anybody. He's been very crazy all summer. Since June he's been trying to kill me."

"Maria's Boyfriend: He's got my girl in there! Maria!"

"[to Detective Sergeant Eugene Moretti] Bank robbing is a federal offense. You got me on kidnapping, armed robbery. You're gonna bury me, man!"

"[to his mother] I'm a fuck-up and I'm an outcast! If you get near me you're gonna get it- you're gonna get fucked over and fucked out!"

"You know I can call anybody, they'd put it on the phone? The Pope, an astronaut, the wisest of the wise... Who do I have to call?"

"[to Salvatore "Sal" Naturile] That's all they're interested in - it's a freak show to them. I can't control it, Sal - let 'em say what they want. Forget it. It don't matter."

"[to the hostages] Alright, it's the FBI, so nobody give your real name."

"All right, freeze! Nobody move!"

"Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?"

"Robert Ridgely - Mayor Ted Egan"

"Paul Guilfoyle - Nikos Thomopolis"

"Paul Reiser - Jeffrey Friedman"

"Gilbert Gottfried - Sidney Bernstein"

"Gil Hill - Inspector Todd"

"Dean Stockwell - Chip Cain"

"Allen Garfield - Harold Lutz"

"Brigitte Nielsen - Karla Fry"

"John Ashton - John Taggart"

"Ronny Cox - Andrew Bogomil"

"Jürgen Prochnow - Maxwell Dent"

"Judge Reinhold - Billy Rosewood"

"Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley"

"Axel Foley's back...where he doesn't belong!"

"The Heat's Back On!"