"[Upon entering the pool area on the Playboy mansion] Jesus Christ! [Then to his crotch] Wake up! This is what we've always talked about! Look alive! You may never see it again! [to Billy and Taggert as he takes a large step] I don't wanna step on your tongues, excuse me."

"In a war without heroes they are kings."

"Liz Stauber - Debbie Barlow"

"Judy Greer - Cathy Daitch"

"Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam. They thought they'd have our support. They don't. Now they're getting slaughtered."

"Holt McCallany - Captain Doug van Meter"

"Mykelti Williamson - Colonel Ron Horn"

"Saïd Taghmaoui - Captain Said"

"Jamie Kennedy - Private First Class Walter Wogaman"

"Nora Dunn - Adriana Cruz"

"Cliff Curtis - Amir Abdullah"

"Spike Jonze - Private First Class Conrad Vig"

"Ice Cube - Staff Sergeant Chief Elgin"

"Mark Wahlberg - Sergeant First Class Troy Barlow"

"George Clooney - Major Archie Gates"

"They're deserters, rebels, and thieves, but in the nicest possible way."

"It's good to be kings."

"Saul Bloom: When they opened The Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story. I know, I was there."

"Jerry Weintraub - Denny Shields"

"Andy Garcia - Terry Benedict"

"David Paymer - The V.U.P."

"Julian Sands - Greco Montgomery"

"Ellen Barkin - Abigail Sponder"

"Michael Mantell - Dr. Stan"

"Eddie Izzard - Roman Nagel"

"Carl Reiner - Saul Bloom/Kensington Chub"

"Shaobo Qin - Yen/Mr. Weng"

"Scott Caan - Turk Malloy"

"Eddie Jemison - Livingston Dell"

"Casey Affleck - Virgil Malloy"

"Don Cheadle - Basher Tarr/Fender Roads"

"Al Pacino - Willie Bank"

"Bernie Mac - Frank Catton"

"Elliott Gould - Reuben Tishkoff"

"Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell/Lenny Pepperidge"

"Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan"

"George Clooney - Danny Ocean"

"When you cross one Ocean, you cross them all."

"How To Steal Half A Billion Dollars, In 3.5 Minutes?"

"Revenge is a funny thing."

"What are the odds of getting even? 13 to one."

"Saul Bloom: (Talking to Willie Bank as Kensington chubb) Well, so far, this establishment is of, Aces!"

"Yen: Shit! Shit! Shit!"

"Roman Nagel You're like the Morecombe and Wise of the thievery world, but even they went off the boil after a while"

"Roman Nagel: You're analog players in a digital world. You're done."

"Reuben Tishkoff: We'll talk about it when I'm dead."

"Saul Bloom: Did I say I was walking away? Let's gut the sonovabitch."

"Saul Bloom: Kensington Chubb here!"

"You know, you're half smart, Ocean."

"I don't want the labor pains; I just want the baby!"