"All you need to know about life is retained in those four walls. You will notice that one of your personalities is seduced by the illusions of grandeur - the gold packet of king size with a regal insignia, an attractive implication towards grandeur and wealth, the subtle suggestion that cigarettes are indeed your royal and loyal friends, and that, Pete, is a lie. Your other personality is trying to draw your attention to the flip side of the discussion: written in boring bold black and white, it's a statement that these neat little soldiers of death are in fact trying to kill you and that, Pete, is the truth. Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren. That that starts sweet ends bitter, and that which starts bitter ends sweet. That is why you and I love the drugs, and that is also why I cannot give that painting back. Now please, pass me a lighter."

"No need to worry just yet, fellas. Nothing’s gonna happen while we're standing in the lift. Because then they'd have to carry the corpses to the cars, and that seems too much like hard work. In about two minutes from now, when we’re all walking along happily, Danny-boy over there is gonna turn, and pop me two in the head, then one in the throat, just to be sure. You shouldn't have brought me here, fellas. You're just going to end up as witnesses. Once they've "dealt" with us, they’re gonna put our corpses in the boot of a stolen car, then pour six gallons of petrol on top. I can let your imagination fill in the rest. But see now Danny-boy is rattled, because he knows that you know. And so, he's going to fire."

"Junkies, as any junkie will tell you, are not to be trusted. They take what doesn’t belong to them, not because they’re thinking, but because they’re junkies."

"People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot."

"Good evening, commissioner. How are you, how is madame and all the little commissioners?"

"John Clive - Chuck"

"Dudley Sutton - Inspector Mclaren"

"Gordon Rollings - Inmate"

"Byron Kane - the US Secretary of State"

"Dick Crockett - the President of the United States"

"Briony McRoberts - Margo Fassbender"

"Richard Vernon - Professor Hugo Fassbender"

"Michael Robbins - Ainsley Jarvis"

"André Maranne - François"

"Most ingenious. The old closet ploy. I really must congratulate you; if there's one thing I enjoy, it's a good closet ploy."

"Burt Kwouk - Cato Fong"

"Colin Blakely - Inspector Alec Drummond"

"Lesley-Anne Down - Olga Bariosova"

"For me, the greater the odds, the greater the shal-ahnje. And, as always, I accept the shal-ahnje."

"Peter Sellers - Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau"

"The all-new adventures of the world's most bumbling detective"

"Why are the world's chief assassins after Inspector Clouseau? Why not? Everybody else is."

"The newest, pinkest Panther of all!"

"Herbert Lom - Former Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus"

"Who is this man? And what is he doing? Who cares? But don't miss my new movie..."

"Nothing worthwhile is ever easy; that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded."

"Compared to Clouseau, this doomsday machine is a water pistol!"

"Until we meet again and the case is solv-ed."

"Leonard Rossiter - Superintendent Quinlan"

"Tony Beckley - Camp Freddie"

"[after an attempt at blowing a van open goes wrong] You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

"[when Camp Freddie accosts him] You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?"

"[just before the operation] Just remember this - in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road."

"[after introducing everybody and laying out the plan] It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say."

"[when the bus is hanging over a cliff and the gold is sliding away; also the film's last lines] Hang on a minute, lads; I've got a great idea."

"[at a funeral, giving a possible coded message to the thieves] We've come here to pay our respects to Great Aunt Nellie. She brought us up properly and taught us loyalty. Now I want you to remember that during these next few days. I also want you to remember that if you don't come back with the goods, Nellie here will turn in her grave, and, likely as not, jump right out of it and kick your teeth in."

"[on Roger Beckerman's final job, and Charlie's plan to continue it] Well, I hope he likes spaghetti. They serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons."

"Beckerman's done his homework very well. The getaway is possible but not easy. For a start, the attack has to be made in this square, and it must be completed inside of three minutes."

"If the police can get a car onto that bridge before we've got across it, we're done for, but it's a gamble we've got to take. But since the bridge will be blocked by traffic, the only possible way out is across the weir, which runs along this side of the bridge. I've got only one comment to make about that, Mr Bridger: good luck!"

"Introducing the plans for a new business venture: "The Italian Job.""

"Michael Caine - Charlie Croker"

"Noël Coward - Mr. Bridger"

"Benny Hill - Professor Simon Peach"

"Raf Vallone - Altabani"

"Rossano Brazzi - Beckerman"

"Marg Helgenberger ... Capt. Alison Sinclair"

"Whatcha gonna do?"

"Mike Kirton ... Andy"

"Frank John Hughes ... Casper"

"Vic Manni ... Ferguson"