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April 10, 2026
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"Anna Levine ... Francine (as Anna Thomson)"
"Michael Imperioli ... Jojo"
"Saverio Guerra ... Chet, the Doorman"
"Julio Oscar Mechoso ... Detective Ruiz"
"Nestor Serrano ... Detective Sanchez"
"Now that's how you supposed to drive! From now on, that's how you drive!"
"My shit always works sometimes!"
"[on Captain Howard and Captain Sinclair, having another vicious argument] They should just bone and get that shit over with."
"I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work."
"King Dingaling."
"You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy."
"He steals our shit, kidnaps Julie, shoots at my wife. Oh, we beatin' him down. We beatin' him down!"
"[to Fletch] If you don't sit your lanky ass down right now, bottom-line, I will knock you the fuck out!"
"Damn, why am I tripping on shit I know is there?"
"Mike, go down and you can have a Coke and a smile."
"You forgot your boarding pass."
"Do you see the fuckin' emotion I'm goin' through right now?! That means this shit is serious. That means me and this motherfucker's not vibin' right now. That's what that shit means."
"This is bad. No, let me call it what is. This is fucked up."
"You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet."
"Theresa Randle ... Theresa Burnett"
"Joe Pantoliano ... Captain C. Howard"
"Tchéky Karyo ... Fouchet"
"Téa Leoni ... Julie Mott"
"Will Smith ... Det. Mike Lowrey"
"Martin Lawrence ... Det. Marcus Burnett"
"Marcus, I just have one question for ya bro. How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get the car?!"
"There is a wheelbarrow out there. Would you mind fetching it, please? The major has a train to catch."
"Herbert Lom - Louis Harvey"
"Cecil Parker - Major Claude Courtney"
"Alec Guinness - Professor Marcus"
"Katie Johnson - Mrs Louisa Alexandra Wilberforce"
"Be kind to your friends - Don't disclose the ending"
"Who was that lady I saw you outwit last night? That was no lady...That was 'Mum' Wilberforce, a lovely old doll, well known to the police, and landlady to the shadiest bunch of characters in London!"
"Meet "The Unholy Five"...The Most Befuddled Set of Assorted Thugs That Ever Fouled Up a Million Dollar Bank Robbery!!"
"Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen."
"Frankie Howerd - The barrow boy"
"Philip Stainton - Police sergeant"
"Jack Warner - Police superintendent"
"Danny Green - 'One-Round' Lawson"
"Peter Sellers - Harry Robinson"
"The Most Bizarre Bank Siege Ever"
"Lionel Pina - Pizza boy"
"Edwin "Chu Chu" Malave - Maria's boyfriend"
"Jay Gerber - Sam"
"Ron Cummins - TV reporter"
"William Bogert - TV anchorman"
"Judith Malina - Sonny's mother"
"Marcia Haufrecht - Neighbor"
"Dominic Chianese - Sonny's father"
"Dick Anthony Williams - Limo driver"