"I'll have a scotch on the rocks, please. Any scotch will do, as long as it's not a blend, of course. Single malt, Glen Livet, Glen Galley, perhaps, any Glen."

"Katherine Kendall - Lisa"

"Deena Martin - Christy"

"Heather Graham - Lorraine"

"Alex Désert - Charles"

"Patrick Van Horn - Sue"

"Ron Livingston - Rob"

"Vince Vaughn - Trent Walker"

"Jon Favreau - Mike Peters"

"You're money and you don't even know it!"

"This movie plays reality."

"There ain't nothing wrong with letting a girl know that you're money, and that you want to party."

"Get a nightlife."

"Cocktails first. Questions later."

"Ben Shenkman - Lenny Meyer"

"You don't have to be a mathematician to have a feel for numbers. A movie, by the way, was made — sort of a small-scale offbeat movie — called Pi recently. I think it starts off with a big string of digits running across the screen, and then there are people who get concerned with various things, and in the end this Bible code idea comes up. And that ties in with numbers, so the relation to numbers is not necessarily scientific, and even when I was mentally disturbed, I had a lot of interest in numbers."

"Stephen Pearlman - Rabbi Cohen"

"Pamela Hart - Marcy Dawson"

"Forest Whitaker - Charles Jefferson"

"Amanda Wyss - Lisa"

"Vincent Schiavelli - Mr. Vargas"

"Scott Thomson - Arnold"

"Ray Walston - Mr. Hand"

"Brian Backer - Mark Ratner"

"Robert Romanus - Mike Damone"

"Phoebe Cates - Linda Barrett"

"Judge Reinhold - Brad Hamilton"

"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Stacy Hamilton"

"Sean Penn - Jeff Spicoli"

"At Ridgemont High Only the Rules get Busted!"

"It's Awesome! Totally Awesome!"

"Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass!"

"[After being caught masturbating by Linda] Wait. Just a minute. Doesn't anybody ever fucking knock anymore?"

"[the "five-point plan"] Alright, now pay attention. First of all, Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of ya. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five – now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

"What are you people, on dope?!"

"Mark Margolis - Sol Robeson"

"Sean Gullette - Maximillian Cohen"

"It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun."

"The Torah is just a long string of numbers. Some say that it's a code sent to us from God."

"Each letter's a number. Like the Hebrew A, Alef is 1. B, Bet is 2. You understand? But look at this. The numbers are inter-related. Like take the Hebrew word for father, 'Ab' - Alef Bet... 1, 2 equals 3. Alright? Hebrew word for mother, 'em' — Alef Mem... 1, 40 equals 41. Sum of 3 and 41... 44. Alright? Now, Hebrew word for child, alright, mother... father... child, 'Yeled' — that's 10, 30, and 4... 44."

"As soon as you discard scientific rigor, you're no longer a mathematician, you're a numerologist."

"That is the truth of our world, Max. It can't be easily summed up with math."