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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Shout It From The Rooftops!"
"The screen's most magnificent entertainment returns... filled with joy, laughter, love and life."
"A tradition"
"Motel: You'll all chatter yourselves away into the grave."
"Motel: Even a poor tailor is entitled to some happiness!"
"Motel: If the rich could hire others to die for them, we, the poor, would all make a nice living."
"Hodel: We only have one Rabbi, and he only has one son. Why shouldn't I want the best?"
"Fyedka: [introducing himself to Chava] I'm a pleasant fellow - charming, honest, ambitious, quite bright, and very modest."
"Hodel: [to Tevye] The world is changing, Papa."
"From such children, come other children!"
"Not everyone is a man!"
"Ah, children, they are your blessing in your old age. But of course my Aaron couldn't give me children. Between you and me, Golde, he hardly tried."
"If God lived on earth, people would break His windows."
"On the other hand, how can I turn my back on my faith, my people? If I try and bend that far, I'll break. On the other hand... No. There is no other hand."
"As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick."
"[Last lines] All right, children. Let's go."
"[to God] Am I bothering You too much? I'm sorry. As the good book says... aaahh, why should I tell You what the Good Book says?"
"Golde, I am the man in the family! I am the head of the house! And I want to see Motel's new machine now! [looks inside Motel's house for barely a second] Now let's go home!"
"When I get angry, even flies don't dare to fly!"
"[to Chava] As the Good Book says "Each shall seek his own kind". In other words, a bird may love a fish... but where would they build a home together?"
"[to God] I know, I know. We are Your chosen people. But, once in a while, can't You choose someone else?"
"As the Good Book says, if you spit in the air, it lands in your face."
"[to God] It may sound like I'm complaining, but I'm not. After all, with Your help, I'm starving to death. Oh, dear Lord. You made many many poor people. I realize, of course, it's no shame to be poor... but it's no great honor either. So what would be so terrible... if I had a small fortune?"
"[to God] Sometimes I wonder, when it gets too quiet up there, if You are thinking, "What kind of mischief can I play on My friend Tevye?""
"Traditions, traditions. Without our traditions, our lives would be as shaky as... as... as a fiddler on the roof!"
"Because of our traditions, we have kept our balance for many, many years. Here in Anatevka, we have traditions for everything: how to how to eat, how to sleep, how to wear clothes. For instance, we always keep our heads covered, and always wear a little prayer-shawl. This shows our constant devotion to God. You may ask, how did this tradition start? I'll tell you. I don't know. But it's a tradition. And because of our traditions, every one of us knows who he is, and what God expects him to do."
"Commander Info — Antti Satama"
"Commander Susannah Ivanovitsa — Satu Heliö"
"Security Chief Mikhail Garybrandy — Jari Ahola"
"Captain Jonny K. Sherrypie — Atte Joutsen"
"Lieutenant Twinklemagnet — Timo Pekurinen"
"President Ulyanov — Kari Väänänen"
"Festerbester — Janos Honkonen"
"Commander Dwarf — Timo Vuorensola"
"Emperor Pirk — Samuli Torssonen"
"Harry Shearer as "Handsome Dan""
"WPIG 95.7 as the Aurora radio station"
"Rich Fulcher as Garth's body double when they "travel to London""
"Joey Kramer as Himself (drummer of Aerosmith)"
"Tom Hamilton as Himself (bassist of Aerosmith)"
"Brad Whitford as Himself (rhythm guitarist of Aerosmith)"
"Joe Perry as Himself (lead guitarist of Aerosmith)"
"Steven Tyler as Himself (lead vocalist of Aerosmith)"
"Rip Taylor as Himself"
"Bobby Slayton as the Watermelon Guy"
"Robert Smigel and Bob Odenkirk as nerds backstage at the concert"
"Tim Meadows as Sammy Davis, Jr."
"Ted McGinley as "Mr. Scream""
"Heather Locklear as Herself"
"Jay Leno as Himself"