Cult Films

"Bill Walton as Himself"

"Ozzy Osbourne as Himself"

"Regis Philbin as Himself"

"Dan Marino as Himself"

"Rob Schneider as the Townie (playing his character from The Waterboy)"

"Clint Howard as Andrew "Nipples""

"Frank Sivero as Alumni Hall Announcer"

"Laura Harring as Mrs. Dunleavy"

"Leah Lail as Christa, Holly's best friend"

"Robert Smigel as the voice of Mr. Beefy"

"Lewis Arquette as Cardinal"

"John Witherspoon as the Street Vendor"

"Dana Carvey as the referee (Whitey Duvall)"

"Peter Dante as Peter, Nicky's best friend"

"Jonathan Loughran as John, Nicky's best friend"

"Ellen Cleghorne as the Mom at the Globetrotters Game"

"Blake Clark as Jimmy the Demon"

"Jon Lovitz as Peeper (singing the same tune as was sung by his character in The Wedding Singer)"

"Michael McKean as Chief of Police"

"Kevin Nealon as Stanley the Gatekeeper"

"Quentin Tarantino as the Blind Deacon"

"Rodney Dangerfield as Lucifer Schear, Nicky's paternal grandfather"

"John Farley as Human Dartboard"

"Tommy "Tiny" Lister, Jr. as Cassius, Nicky's older half-brother"

"If Your Father Was the Devil, and Your Mother Was an Angel, You'd Be Messed Up, Too."

"Satan: Now, that was an experience. 'You are only coming through in waves.' That line blows my mind every time. I don't care what mood you're in the start of that song. When it's finished, that mood had been altered."

"Adam Sandler as Nicky"

"Pete: My underwear is so far up my ass, I could taste it!"

"Patricia Arquette as Valerie Veran, Nicky's love interest"

"Stanley: You can't go through there! The fire flows in, not out! [Cassius and Adrian go through fire gate] You really suck!"

"Stanley: Now, you're going to see what a big, horny bird actually looks like. In Hell!"

"Harvey Keitel as Satan, Nicky's father"

"Demon: Popeyes Chicken is the shiznit!"

"Hey, Nicky. Cover Winkler in bees. You can do it!"

"Peeper: I think Victoria just told me her Secret."

"You can do it, Ozzy! Bite his freaking head off!"

"Priest/Adrian: In today's gospel, the Lord tells us how we should live if we wish to attain the splendor of Heaven…or something like that. Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat! [hums a silly tune]"

"Get that crap out of here!"

"Basketball audience member: Now that was some straight-up David Copperfield shit!"

"Rhys Ifans as Adrian, Nicky's older half-brother"

"You can do it, Nicky! Kick him in his hairy balls!"

"He's walking! Get him a bus!"

"Guess what, cornrows? Technical foul! You're out of here!"

"[alternate ending; noticed Nicky has a son] He has filled his seed! He's multiplying! Beware the spawn of the unholy union! We're all gonna die!"

"Who gives a shit?"

"[after sensing Nicky's presence again] Why do you taunt me with your darkness!? You're evil! It's stinking up our streets! The end is near! We are all going to die—[slams into a lightpost and falls]…We will meet again, Lucifer…"

"[after sensing Nicky's flying above the city] The hell beast is above us! And I can smell the evil slut!"

"Ten points off from the Globetrotters on account of the bigmouth!"

"Holy shit, we really are going to die!["Then he accidentally walks into flames and catches fire"]"

"You know, I was the one who created Hell."