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April 10, 2026
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"Kip Pardue - Victor Johnson"
"Clifton Collins, Jr. - Rupert Guest"
"Kate Bosworth - Kelly"
"Thomas Ian Nicholas - Mitchell Allen"
"Russell Sams - Richard 'Dick' Jared"
"Ian Somerhalder - Paul Denton"
"Faye Dunaway - Mrs. Eve Denton"
"Jessica Biel - Lara Holleran"
"Eric Stoltz - Mr. Lance Lawson"
"Mark Zuelke - Punk Gunslinger"
"Linda Atkinson - Nona'"
"William Shockley - Punk Gunslinger"
"Vince Neil-Bobby Black"
"Morris Day - Don Cleveland"
"Ed O'Neil - Lt. Amos"
"Sheila E. - Club singer"
"David Patrick Kelly - Sam the Sleaze Bag"
"Brandon Call - The Kid"
"Lala Sloatman - Sorority Girl (credited as Lala)"
"Robert Englund - Smiley"
"Priscilla Presley - Colleen Sutton"
"Lauren Holly - Jazz"
"Wayne Newton - Julian Grendel"
"Gilbert Gottfried - Johnny Crunch"
"Maddie Corman - Zuzu Petals"
"Kari Wuhrer - Melodi"
"Andrew Dice Clay- Ford Fairlane"
"Neil: You couldn't even find a handle on a coffee cup."
"Kojak. Columbo. Dirty Harry. Wimps."
"Jazz: Maybe I should be thankful that was a foodless kiss."
"He's on the money, off the record, and over the top."
"Meet Ford Fairlane. To his clients, he's the world's greatest rock n roll detective. To everyone else, he's just a dick."
"Ford Fairlane, rock 'n roll detective. To clients he's the greatest. To everyone else, he's just a dick."
"Private Detective. Public Offender."
"I am so terrifical, I even have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE."
"What are you two, Neil and Bob? Or is that like what you do?"
"Why do I wish the music industry and the whole globe would just suck my Dick Tracy?!"
"Have a Twinkie, Snapperhead."
"[notices his strat] Hey Zuzu. I found my guitar. I found my guitar. [brings it closer and notices it's scratched] It's all scratched up. It's all scratched up."
"So many assholes, so few bullets."
"Un-fucking-believable!"
"Quentin Tarantino as the Blind Deacon"
"Rodney Dangerfield as Lucifer Schear, Nicky's paternal grandfather"
"Peter Dante as Peter, Nicky's best friend"
"Tommy "Tiny" Lister, Jr. as Cassius, Nicky's older half-brother"
"Kevin Nealon as Stanley the Gatekeeper"
"Allen Covert as Todd, Nicky's best friend"
"Jon Lovitz as Peeper (singing the same tune as was sung by his character in The Wedding Singer)"
"Harvey Keitel as Satan, Nicky's father"
"Michael McKean as Chief of Police"