The Goonies

"[first lines] Bummer. Nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway. Who needs the Goon Docks? Who needs this house? I can't wait to get out of here."

"[after Chunk glued the David statue's penis piece on upside down] Oh, you idiot. You glued it on upside down!"

"You guys, just what if this map can lead to One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff? Then we won't have to leave the Goon Docks."

"If I found One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff, I'd pay all my dad's bills. Then maybe he could get to sleep at night, instead of sitting up trying to figure out a way for all of us to stay here."

"If we don't something now, there's gonna be a golf course right where we're standing."

"[as Mouth deflates the new tires on Brand's bike] It took him 376 lawnmower jobs to pay for that. It's his most favorite thing in the world."

"[referring to Sloth] I swear on my life, they've got it. An It! A giant It! They got it chained to the wall! When it came into the light, it was all gross and distorted. The parts were all mixed around."

"Come on, Brand, please. What if we find something? A couple more minutes isn't gonna hurt."

"It all starts here."

"Chester Copperpot! Don't you guys see? Don't you realize? He was a pro! He never made it this far. Look how far we've come. We've got a chance!"

"[Under the Moss Garden Wishing Well convincing his friends stay with him rather than abandoning the adventure] The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now they gotta do what's right for them, 'cause it's their time. Their time, up there. Down here it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket."

"Goonies never say die!"

"You know something, Willy? You're the first Goonie."

"We can't leave all that gold. That's our future."

"Oh, who needs it? [throws his inhaler aside]"

"[to his father] We had our hands on the future, but we gave it up just to save our own lives."

"[to his father after Rosalita finds the jewels his marble bag] Dad, it's my marble bag! The Fratellis forgot to check it! I emptied out the marbles and put the jewels in it! We don't have to leave the Goon Docks!"

"[last lines, watching One-Eyed Willy's ship, the Inferno, sailing away] Bye, Willy. Thanks."

"[after Chunk glued the penis piece upside down on the mini replica of Michelangelo's David] Dork. If God made you do it that way, you'd all be pissin' in your faces."

"[while Mikey tells the story of One-Eyed Willy] You sound just as corny as Dad does."

"Forget about any adventures, limp lungs. If I let you out, mom will ground my ass and I got a date with Andi on Friday."

"I am gonna hit you all so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!"

"Why couldn't I have a sister? A little sister instead of that?"

"[discovering that the Fratellis have been making counterfeit money] Hold on. Quiet! They're fake, they're bogus. They're phony, they're phony!"

"I'm not a Goonie. I wanna go home."

"[after playing an incorrect note on a bone organ and causing a partial floor collapse] I hit a wrong note. I'm not Liberace ya know!"

"[after kissing Mikey] Does Brand wear braces?"

"[to Mama Fratelli] You gross old witch!"

"[to her parents] Can I take piano lessons?"

"Brand, what happened to your braces? [Brand: [realizing that Mikey is the one she kissed in the cave] Mikey, that little... [Andi kisses him]]"

"[to Steph] Your looks are kinda pretty, when your face isn't screwing it up."

"Yeah, but you know what? [holds up a coin] This one, this one right here... this was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back."

"What is this? A nuclear Saturday or something? Come on, guys. This is our last weekend together. Our last Goonie weekend. We gotta be goin' out in style. Cruisin' the coast, sniffin' some lace, downin' the brews, but noooo! One older brother had to go and screw it up. By flunking your driver's test? I don't know what to do with you kid."

"Reverse PRESSURE!"

"Jerk Alert!"

"[finding something on the Inferno that Mikey thinks he can translate] Ah, translate nothing! It's just a sketch of the old cannonball chamber!"

"[to Andi, about kissing Mikey] Next time, kiss with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience!"

"This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid."

"I lost my glasses."

"[to Mouth] Your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up."

"[to Andi] COME ON, come on! Where are you? You're in the clouds and we are in a basement!"

"[after finding a load of coins on the ground; Mouth thinks one shows Martin Sheen] Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot! [Mouth: Well, same difference! I mean, he played Kennedy once.] Oh, that's really smart. I'm glad you're using your brain. [Mouth: Yeah, well at least I have a brain!] You're so stupid, Mouth. [Mouth: Oh, yeah?] Yes. Shut up!"

"Brand, God put that rock there for a purpose... and, um... I'm not so sure you should, um... move it..."

"Pinchers of Peril! Hey guys, I've been saved by my Pinchers of Peril!"

"Fifty Dollar Bill!!!"

"Holy S-H-I-T!"

"That's what I said, booty traps!"

"Data's quite tired of falling, and Data's tired of skeletons!"

"Hey, Mike found a map."

"I don't wanna go on any more of your crazy Goonie adventures."