"The surroundings – high-rises, leafy streets and old houses in Pune – seem perfectly normal but what’s happening inside is deliciously twisted. There’s murder, betrayal, sex and a mountain of lies. In short, you can’t look away."

"There is a strong flavour of the Coen brothers at their peak, but also enough nods to Raghavan’s longstanding interest in the dynamics of the perfect crime and the hustlers and flimflam artists who populate pulp detective stories. Even at its current run-time of 139 minutes, Andhadhun slides into place as smoothly as one of Akash’s piano pieces."

"It's said that crabmeat is an aphrodisiac. Don't ask me to spell it. But I can tell you what it means."

"Raghavan's ability to shock an entire cinema hall including the most immovable, emotionless fan coupled with his ability to make the audience laugh during these moments where your heart is in your mouth defines his unique brand of cinema."

"Sriram has done a fab job in keeping dark humour intact. There are so many quirky and surprise elements that will make you cover your face too."

"Tabu – Simi Sinha"

"Some things are complete, only because they are unfinished."

"[watching news about Akash and Simi] They've eloped."

"Andhadhun deserves praise and full attention. Make sure to not miss anything, not the opening scene nor the end credits."

"Radhika Apte – Sophie"

"Ayushmann Khurrana – Aakash Saraf"

"[repeated line] A cricket ball hit my head when I was 14. The optic nerve was damaged."

"Anil Dhawan – Pramod Sinha"

"Everyone knows about the disadvantages of being blind. Let me tell you about its benefits."

"Have you ever noticed how it just keeps destroying everything in its path but it never looks down. It’s like it’s being operated by remote control."

"Anne Hathaway - Gloria"

"Jason Sudeikis - Oscar"

"Dan Stevens - Tim"

"Austin Stowell - Joel"

"Tim Blake Nelson - Garth"

"Rukiya Bernard - Marie"

"Agam Darshi - Ash"

"Scarlett Johansson — Rosie Betzler"

"Archie Yates — Yorki"

"Sam Rockwell — Captain Klenzendorf"

"Rebel Wilson — Fräulein Rahm"

"Stephen Merchant — Deertz"

"Alfie Allen — Finkel"

"[to Jojo] You and your friends may have heard a rumour that Hitler only has one ball-- this is nonsense. He has four."

"[Klenzendorf asks how he's doing] Oh, you know how it is. Every day we take a call, "Hallo, is that the Gestapo? I believe there's a communist hiding behind my fridge. We go around to investigate, it's just some mould. So not far off. [sighs] It's all part of the job."

"Roman Griffin Davis — Johannes "Jojo" Betzler"

"Thomasin McKenzie — Elsa"

"[laughs at Jojo's ridiculous antisemitic picture book] Guys you need to see this. Ah this one, he has a tail. And here, he's upside down like a bat. And this is a drawing of their heads. And who is operating the machinery of their brains? The devil. Ah, it's funny 'cause it's true."

"Taika Waititi — Adolf"

"[to kid] OK, see that American there? Just go give him a hug! [loads suicide grenade at his back]"

"We must kill everything that we see. [carries machine gun] For Hitler. DIE, DEVIL SCUM!!! [shoots randomly, before killed by explosion]"

"[Jojo asks Germany's progress on the war] Terribly. Our only friends are the Japanese, and just between you and me... they don't look very Aryan."

"My friend met some Russians and they ate them."

"As part of our preparations for the invasion I’m re-designing my uniform. Note, the feathers for aerodynamics, the sparkly colour to dazzle the enemy, the boots are purely decorative. [shows another sketch] And this is a Gatling gun mounted with a radio which emits... annoying music to dishearten the enemy."

"[to Jungvolk members] We Aryans are once thousand times more civilized and advanced than any other race. Now get your things together, kids, it's time to BURN SOME BOOKS!"

"[wearing soldier uniform] Oh my God, it's so hard to run in this thing!"

"A Jew hypnotized my uncle, and he became a massive drunk, and he cheated on his wife, and he had an inappropriate relationship with my sister. And said he drowned in an unrelated accident, but it—it was Jew's fault."

"[tying Jojo's shoes] You grab the rabbit by the tail, wrap it around his ear, tie it all up and then stuff it back down the hole."

"[to the students, after seeing Jojo exploded by a hand grenade irresponsibly] Don't do that."

"I've been meaning to teach the HJ boys water warfare training. Y'know... in case they need to go to battle in a swimming pool."

"[seeing the HJ boys drowning, to Sub-Officer Finkel] Finkie, they're drowning."

"[to Jojo] Mmmm-mmm-mm-mmm, my darling little cub."