"Narrator: When you come to the end of the line, with a buddy who is more than a brother and a little less than a wife, getting blind drunk together is really the only way to say farewell."

"Marlene Forte – Mrs. Cabrera"

"Marvin Schwarz: So Rick, who's gonna kick the shit out of you next week? Mannix? The Man from U.N.C.L.E.? The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.? How about Batman and Robin? [pantomimes the fight choreography] Ping! Pow! Choom! Zoom! Down goes you, down goes your career as a leading man."

"Noah Segan – Trooper Wagner"

"Christopher Plummer – Harlan Thrombey"

"Trudi Frazer: I believe it's the job of an actor – and I say actor, not actress because the word actress is nonsensical – it's the actor's job to avoid impediments to their performance. It's the actor's job to strive for one hundred percent effectiveness. Naturally, we never succeed, but it's the pursuit..that's meaningful."

"M. Emmet Walsh – Mr. Proofroc"

"- Choi Yeon-gyo, mother of the Park family"

"Jamie Lee Curtis – Linda Drysdale"

"Michael Shannon – Walter "Walt" Thrombey"

"Edi Patterson – Fran"

"Don Johnson – Richard Drysdale"

"Jang Hye-jin – Kim Chung-sook, mother of the Kim family and housekeeper"

"K Callan – Wanetta "Great Nana" Thrombey"

"Jaeden Martell – Jacob Thrombey"

"- Park Dong-ik, father of the Park family"

"- Park Da-hye, daughter of the Park family"

"Katherine Langford – Megan "Meg" Thrombey"

"Sadie: Dig it! We all grew up watching TV. You know what I mean? If you grew up watching TV, that means you were watching murder. Every show on TV that wasn't I Love Lucy was about murder. So my idea is: we kill the people who taught us to kill. I mean, where the fuck are we, man? We are in fucking Hollywood, man! The people who an entire generation grew up watching kill people live here and they live in pigshit fucking luxury. I say fuck 'em! I say we cut their cocks off and make 'em eat it!"