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"The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman."
"Al Monroe: [while smothering Cassandra] Fucking... stop moving! Stop fucking moving! Stop fucking moving! Fuck you!"
"Ryan Cooper: Do you want to go to dinner, you miserable asshole?"
"Laverne Cox - Gail"
"There aren’t many films at this year’s Sundance film festival that boast a premise quite as tantalising as that of Promising Young Woman, a candy-coloured yet darkly themed comic thriller. It goes like this: Cassie (Carey Mulligan) spends her weekends feigning close-to-blackout drunk behaviour in order to lure guys who see her as easy prey, to see how far they’re willing to go sexually with someone unable to provide consent... It’s a canny setup, from the devious mind of Killing Eve show-runner Emerald Fennell who acts here as writer-director, and while we’ve seen films where women violently fight back against rape culture before (from Ms 45 to Dirty Weekend), we haven’t seen one that feels quite as female and quite as well-rooted in the conversations we’re still somehow having to have. Cassie’s modus operandi is designed to root out the bad guys but quite often they’re not the guys who think that they’re bad in the first place.... Watching Cassie regain this power over these odious men is a deliciously giddy thrill."
"[working in a gulag] Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this?"
"Look how easy that was. I guess you just had to think about it in the right way. I guess it feels different when it's someone you love."
"Nina was extraordinary. So smart. Weirdly smart. She was so completely herself. Even when she was four years old. She was fully formed from day one. Same face, same walk. And funny. Like a grownup is funny, kind of shrewd. I was just in awe of her. I couldn't believe she wanted to be my friend. She didn't give a fuck what anyone thought apart from me, because she was just... Nina. And then she wasn't. Suddenly she was something else. She was yours. It wasn't her name she heard when she was walking around. It was yours. Your name all around her. All over her, all the the time. And it just... squeezed her out. So when I heard your name again, your filthy fucking name, I wondered, when was the last time anyone had said hers? Or thought it even, apart from me? And it made me so sad because, Al... [holds up a scalpel] YOU should be the one with her name all over you."
"[Sarcastically] Who needs brains? They never did a girl any good."
"Jason Woliner - a bystander in Australia"
"Luca Nelu - a Kuczek villager"
"Nicoleta Ciobanu - Babuska"
"Oh, don't cry."
"Rita Wilson - herself"
"Alin Popa - HueyLewis / Jeffrey Epstein Sagdiyev"
"Ion Gheorghe - Bilak Sagdiyev"
"Miroslav Tolj - Nursultan Tulyakbay"
"Nicolae Gheorghe - Biram Sagdiyev"
"Tom Hanks - himself"
"[last lines - in a text to Ryan] You didn't think this was the end, did you? It is now. Enjoy the wedding! Love, Cassie & Nina."
"Manuel Vieru - Dr. Yamak (Gypsy Tears)"
"Marcela Codrea - a Kuczek villager"
"Wear mask. Save live."
"He's back, and he's not alone."
"Sacha Baron Cohen - Borat Margaret Sagdiyev"
"A legend returns."
"Maria Bakalova - Tutar Sagdiyev"
"I found a new book which only tells the truth. It's called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like, our nation's proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened!"
"My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!"
"Stanley Thomas: We miss her, Cassie. But god, we've missed you too."
"We use my iPhone 4's hotspot and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan."
"[Being escorted out of CPAC] If you release me, I'll give you my klan robes!"
"[entering the CPAC, dressed in a KKK-robe] I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry I'm late."
"This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew."
"[as his daughter is riding on the roof] Only men and bears are allowed inside car."
"Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting."
"[voice-over] Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice pussy-grabber."
"[Back in his village] Jak sie masz! Kazakhstan now feminist nation, like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms."
"Dani Popescu - Premier Nursultan Nazarbayev"
"Edward Norton (uncredited) — himself"
"Ben Kingsley — Tamir Aladeen, Aladeen's uncle"
"John C. Reilly (uncredited) — Clayton"
"Megan Fox — herself"
"Jason Mantzoukas — "Nuclear" Nadal"
"Anna Faris — Zoey"
"Why are you guys so anti-dictators? Imagine if America was a dictatorship. You could let 1% of the people have all the nation's wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes. And bailing them out when they gamble and lose. You could ignore the needs of the poor for health care and education. Your media would appear free, but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family. You could wiretap phones. You could torture foreign prisoners. You could have rigged elections. You could lie about why you go to war. You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group, and no one would complain. You could use the media to scare the people into supporting policies that are against their interests."
"$20 a day for the internet? What the fuck! And they accuse me of being an international criminal?"
"Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?"
"[to his pregnant wife] Are you having a boy or an abortion?"
"Sacha Baron Cohen — Admiral General/Prime Minister Haffaz Aladeen/Allison Burgers"