"Yule: Dearest Father and Almighty Creator, we ask for Your grace tonight, despite our pride. Your forgiveness, despite our doubt. Most of all, Lord, we ask for Your love to soothe us through these dark times. May we face whatever is to come in Your divine will with courage and open hearts of acceptance. Amen."

"Man... I timed this Molly perfectly."

"What' up, y'all? I'm the last man on Earth. Shit's all fucked up. Don't forget to like and subscribe. We out here."

"Leonardo DiCaprio - Dr. Randall Mindy"

"Yule: Dr. Mindy, can I be vulnerable in your car?"

"Rob Morgan - Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe"

"But I also want to give a prayer for stuff. There’s dope stuff, like material stuff, like sick apartments and watches, and cars, and clothes and shit that could all go away and I don’t wanna see that stuff go away. So I’m gonna say a prayer for that stuff. Amen."

"You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for."

"Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me."

"Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done."

"We really did have everything, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it."

"Dominic West - Julian"

"Terry Notary - Oleg Rogozjin"

"Elisabeth Moss - Anne"

"Christopher Læssø - Michael"

"If you place an object in a museum does that make this object a piece of art?"

"Born in pain, live in fear, die alone."

"Claes Bang - Christian"

"The Square is a sanctuary of trust and caring. Within it we all share equal rights and obligations."

"Carey Mulligan - Cassandra "Cassie" Thomas"

"Bo Burnham - Ryan Cooper"

"Alison Brie - Madison McPhee"

"There aren’t many films at this year’s Sundance film festival that boast a premise quite as tantalising as that of Promising Young Woman, a candy-coloured yet darkly themed comic thriller. It goes like this: Cassie (Carey Mulligan) spends her weekends feigning close-to-blackout drunk behaviour in order to lure guys who see her as easy prey, to see how far they’re willing to go sexually with someone unable to provide consent... It’s a canny setup, from the devious mind of Killing Eve show-runner Emerald Fennell who acts here as writer-director, and while we’ve seen films where women violently fight back against rape culture before (from Ms 45 to Dirty Weekend), we haven’t seen one that feels quite as female and quite as well-rooted in the conversations we’re still somehow having to have. Cassie’s modus operandi is designed to root out the bad guys but quite often they’re not the guys who think that they’re bad in the first place.... Watching Cassie regain this power over these odious men is a deliciously giddy thrill."

"Take her home and take your chances."

"Clancy Brown - Stanley Thomas"

"Revenge never looked so promising."

"This Christmas. Plan to make them pay."

"[Back in his village] Jak sie masz! Kazakhstan now feminist nation, like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms."

"My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!"

"Madison McPhee: They all want a feminist in college, because it’s cool to have a girlfriend who cares about something. And statistically, feminists are more likely to do anal. That’s literal fact, by the way."

"A legend returns."

"Jennifer Coolidge - Susan Thomas"

"Look how easy that was. I guess you just had to think about it in the right way. I guess it feels different when it's someone you love."

"I found a new book which only tells the truth. It's called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like, our nation's proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened!"

"Ryan Cooper: Do you want to go to dinner, you miserable asshole?"

"Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting."

"[entering the CPAC, dressed in a KKK-robe] I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry I'm late."

"[Being escorted out of CPAC] If you release me, I'll give you my klan robes!"