Television series on DVD

"Hermit, before the opening titles: 'It's..."

"Announcer: And now for something completely different."

"The BBC were constantly replacing us with such important things as show jumping. They didn't like us very much at all."

"Five [episodes] are definitely cringe-worthy … on balance, and I suppose another five or so [are] a little below par, and about a third of the rest are pretty good. And the rest: really, really, quite good."

"Graham Chapman"

"John Cleese"

"Terry Gilliam"

"Terry Jones"

"Michael Palin"

"Carol Cleveland"

"Dave Lister, the only human survivor, who was suspended in stasis for 3 million years; played by Craig Charles"

"Arnold Rimmer, a hologram of Lister's former superior; played by Chris Barrie"

"The Cat, the last known member of a race of humanoids evolved from Lister's cat; played by Danny John-Jules"

"Kryten, a mechanoid originally from the Nova 5 whom Lister rebuilt; played by David Ross in the Series II episode, Kryten, and by Robert Llewellyn beginning from the Series III episode Backwards onward"

"Holly, the supercomputer onboard Red Dwarf; played by Norman Lovett from Series I-II and VII onward and Hattie Hayridge from Series III-V"

"Kristine Kochanski, a version of Lister's former girlfriend from a parallel universe; played by Chloë Annett"

"Craig Charles - Dave Lister (Series I - Present)"

"Danny John-Jules - The Cat (Series I - Present)"

"Chris Barrie - Arnold Rimmer (Series I - Present)"

"Robert Llewellyn - Kryten (Series III - Present)"

"Norman Lovett - Holly (Series I - II, VII - VIII, XII - The Promised Land)"

"Hattie Hayridge - Holly (Series III - V)"

"Clare Grogan - Kristine Kochanski (Series I, II, VI) Chloë Annett - Kristine Kochanski (Series VII - VIII, Back to Earth)"

"Mac McDonald - Captain Frank Hollister (Series I - II, VIII, XII)"

"Joel Hodgson — Joel Robinson (1989–1993) (1999) (2022)/Joel Hodgson (1988)"

"Josh Weinstein — Tom Servo/Dr. Laurence Erhardt (1988–1989)/Gypsy (1988)"

"Trace Beaulieu — Crow T. Robot/Dr. Clayton Forrester (1988–1996, Turkey Day 2014)"

"Kevin Murphy — Tom Servo (1990–1999)/Professor Bobo (1997–1999)/Cambot (1988)"

"Jim Mallon — Gypsy (1989–1997)"

"Frank Conniff — TV's Frank (1990–1995)"

"Michael J. Nelson — Mike Nelson (1993–1999)/Jack Perkins (recurring)"

"Mary Jo Pehl — Pearl Forrester (1994) (1996–1999)/Magic Voice (1992–1994)"

"Bill Corbett — Crow T. Robot/Observer (1997–1999)"

"Patrick Brantseg — Gypsy (1997–1999)"

"Jonah Ray — Jonah Heston (2017–2018)"

"Baron Vaughn — Tom Servo (2017–2018)"

"Hampton Yount — Crow T. Robot (2017–2018)"

"Felicia Day — Kinga Forrester (2017–2018)"

"Patton Oswalt — Max, TV’s Son of TV’s Frank (2017–2018)"

"Rebecca Hanson – Gypsy/Synthia Forrester (2017–2022)"

"Emily Marsh — Emily Connor, (2022)"

"Kelsey Ann Brady — Crow T. Robot (2022)"

"Leonard Maltin - Himself (1998)"

"Neil Patrick Harris – Neville Laroy (2017)"

"Jerry Seinfeld - Freak Masterstroke (2017)"

"Mark Hamill - P.T. Mindslap (2017)"

"Take my love Take my land Take me where I cannot stand I don't care I'm still free You can't take the sky from me."

"Take me out To the black Tell them I ain't coming back Burn the land And boil the sea You can't take the sky from me."

"There's no place I can be Since I found Serenity But you can't take the sky from me."

"So I wanted to get a show that took the past and the future, and put them together by making them feel like the present…"

"And I wanted to say "Hi" to all the Firefly flans in— "flans"? I wanted to say "Hi" to all you Firefly flans out there. You flans are the best flans a… actor could ever hope for. Keep being a good flan!"

"So here's what I have to say about Serenity: This is the kind of movie that I have always intended Ender's Game to be (though the plots are not at all similar). And this is as good a movie as I always hoped Ender's Game would be. And I'll tell you this right now: If Ender's Game can't be this kind of movie, and this good a movie, then I want it never to be made. I'd rather just watch Serenity again."

"Nothing like a movie deal to make you feel better about your TV show getting cancelled!"

"People watch Firefly and they think, boy you guys must have a lot of fun there, you must have a great time, the high jinks that ensue. Well, the truth is, there are no high jinks, we're absolutely serious. We're very professional and we never, ever make mistakes. [fumbles with camera] How'dya turn this fuckin' thing off?"

"This show isn't about the people who made history; it's about the people history stepped on."

"Every story needs a monster. In the stories of the old west it was the Apaches. I used that example by saying that anyone who goes out into space and goes mad can become a monster."

"Tim Minear: She had this magic syringe. She would take this drug. And if she were, for instance, raped, the rapist would die a horrible death. The story was that she gets kidnapped by Reavers and when Mal finally got to the ship to save her from the Reavers, he gets on the Reaver ship and all the Reavers are dead. Which would suggest a kind of really bad assault. At the end of the episode, he comes in after she's been horribly brutalized, and he comes in and he gets down on his knee, and he takes her hand. And he treats her like a lady. And that's the kind of stuff that we wanted to do. It was very dark. And this was actually the first story that Joss pitched to me when he asked me to come work on the show. He said, 'These are the kind of stories we're going to do.'"

"Nathan Fillion — Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds"

"Morena Baccarin — Inara Serra"

"Adam Baldwin — Jayne Cobb"

"Ron Glass — Shepherd Derrial Book"

"Summer Glau — River Tam"

"Sean Maher — Dr. Simon Tam"

"Jewel Staite — Kaywinnit Lee "Kaylee" Frye"

"Gina Torres — Zoe Alleyne Washburne"

"Alan Tudyk — Hoban "Wash" Washburne"

"The Sopranos: Season 1"

"The Sopranos: Season 2"

"The Sopranos: Season 3"

"The Sopranos: Season 4"

"The Sopranos: Season 5"

"The Sopranos: Season 6"

"Treat Williams - Dr. Andrew "Andy" Brown"

"Gregory Smith - Ephram Brown"

"Emily VanCamp - Amy Nicole Abbott"

"Debra Mooney - Edna Harper"

"John Beasley - Irv Harper"

"Vivien Cardone - Delia Brown"

"Chris Pratt - Harold Brighton "Bright" Abbott"

"Tom Amandes - Dr. Harold "Hal" Abbott, Jr."

"Stephanie Niznik - Nina Feeney"

"Merrilyn Gann - Rose Abbott"

"Nora Zehetner - Laynie Hart"

"Marcia Cross - Dr. Linda Abbott"

"Sarah Lancaster - Madison Kellner"

"Anne Heche - Amanda Hayes"

"Scott Wolf - Dr. Jake Hartman"

"Sarah Drew - Hannah Rogers"

"Justin Baldoni - Reid Bardem"

"John Cleese – Basil Fawlty"

"Prunella Scales – Sybil Fawlty"

"Andrew Sachs – Manuel"

"Connie Booth – Polly Sherman"

"Ballard Berkeley – Major Gowen"

"Brian Hall – Terry Hughes (second series only)"

"Renee Roberts – Miss Ursula Gatsby"

"Gilly Flower – Miss Agatha Tibbs"

"Topher Grace - Eric Forman (Season 1-8)"

"Laura Prepon - Donna Pinciotti (Season 1-8)"

"Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde (Season 1-8)"

"Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso (Season 1-8)"

"Mila Kunis - Jackie Burkhart (Season 1-8)"

"Wilmer Valderrama - Fez (Season 1-8)"

"Josh Meyers - Randy Pearson (Season 8)"

"Debra Jo Rupp - Kitty Forman (Season 1-8)"

"Kurtwood Smith - Reginald "Red" Forman (Season 1-8)"

"Don Stark - Bob Pinciotti (Season 1-8)"

"Tanya Roberts - Midge Pinciotti (Season 1-3, 6 & 7)"

"Lisa Robin Kelly - Laurie Forman (Season 1-3 & 5)"

"Tommy Chong - Leo (Season 2-4, 7 & 8)"

"Ben Browder - Commander John Robert Crichton, Jr."

"Claudia Black - Officer Aeryn Sun"

"Anthony Simcoe - Ka D'Argo"

"Virginia Hey - Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan (seasons 1-3)"

"Jonathan Hardy - Dominar Rygel XVI (voice)"

"Gigi Edgley - Chiana"

"Lani Tupu - Pilot (voice), Captain Bialar Crais (seasons 1-3)"

"Wayne Pygram - Scorpius/"Harvey""

"Paul Goddard - Stark"

"Rebecca Riggs - Commandant Mele-On Grayza (seasons 3-4)"

"Tammy MacIntosh - Joolushko 'Jool' Tunai Fenta Hovalis (seasons 3-4)"

"Raelee Hill - Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu (season 4)"

"Melissa Jaffer - Utu-Noranti Pralatong (seasons 3-4)"

"Patricia Phoenix - Elsie Tanner"

"Violet Carson - Ena Sharples"

"Lynne Carol - Martha Longhurst"

"Ken Barlow - William Roache"

"Anne Reid – Valerie Barlow"

"Jack Howarth – Albert Tatlock"

"Sandra Gough – Irma Ogden"

"Anne Kirkbride – Deirdre Hunt/Barlow"

"Margot Bryant – Minnie Caldwell"

"Doris Speed – Annie Walker"

"Alan Howard – Alan Browning"

"Julie Goodyear - Bet Lynch"

"Fred Feast - Fred Gee"

"w:Johnny Briggs - Mike Baldwin"

"Shirin Taylor - Jackie Ingram"

"Steve McDonald - Simon Gregson"

"Come with us now, on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh!"

"The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw!"

"The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a shark with knees!"

"The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel!"

"The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a typhoon with the flu!"

"Boosh! Boosh! Stronger than a moose! Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop!"

"The Boosh is loose; see it or throw your eyes in the bin!"

"Bouncy Bouncy, Ohh such a good time!"

"Julian Barratt - Howard Moon/Various"

"Noel Fielding - Vince Noir/Various"

"Michael Fielding - Naboo"

"Dave Brown - Bollo/Various"

"Rich Fulcher - Bob Fossil/Various"

"Matt Berry - Dixon Bainbridge"

"Victoria Wicks - Mrs Gideon"

"Richard Ayoade - Saboo"

"I like The Young Ones a lot, I think they're excellent—particularly Rik Mayall. I think he's brilliant."

"Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... The A-Team."

"George Peppard — Lt.Col. John "Hannibal" Smith"

"Mr. T — Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus"

"Dwight Schultz — Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock"

"Dirk Benedict — 1st.Lt. Templeton "Face" Peck"

"Melinda Culea — Amy Amanda Allen aka Triple A"

"Marla Heasley — Tanya Baker"

"Eddie Velez — Frankie Santana (For Season 5 only)"

"Robert Vaughn — General Hunt Stockwell (For Season 5 only as well)"

"Robert Guillaume - Isaac Jaffe"

"Felicity Huffman - Dana Whitaker"

"Peter Krause - Casey McCall"

"Josh Charles - Dan Rydell"

"Sabrina Lloyd - Natalie Hurley"

"Joshua Malina - Jeremy Goodwin"

"David James Elliott - CAPT. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr."

"Catherine Bell - LtCol Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie"

"Patrick Labyorteaux - LCDR Bud Roberts, Jr."

"John M. Jackson - RADM Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden"

"Karri Turner - LT Harriet Sims/Roberts"

"Chuck Carrington - Legalman First Class Jason Tiner"

"Zoe McLellan - Legalman First Class Jennifer Coates"

"Scott Lawrence - CDR Sturgis Turner"

"Randy Vasquez - Gunnery Sergeant Victor Galindez"

"Trevor Goddard - LCDR Mic Brumby"

"Steven Culp - Special Agent Clayton Webb"

"David Andrews - Major General Gordon 'Biff' Cresswell"

"Sibel Galindez - LT Elizabeth 'Skates' Hawkes"

"David Cross"

"Bob Odenkirk"

"John Ennis"

"Jill Talley"

"Jay Johnston"

"Sarah Alexander - Susan Walker"

"Gina Bellman - as Jane Christie"

"Kate Isitt - Sally Harper"

"Jack Davenport - Steve Taylor"

"Ben Miles - Patrick Maitland"

"Richard Coyle - Jeff Murdock (series 1 - 3)"

"Richard Mylan - Oliver Morris (series 4)"

"John Shea - Adam Kane"

"Victoria Pratt - Shalimar Fox"

"Forbes March - Jesse Kilmartin"

"Victor Webster - Brennan Mulwray"

"Lauren Lee Smith - Emma DeLauro"

"Karen Cliche - Lexa Pierce"

"Tom McCamus - Mason Eckhart"

"Andrew Gillies - Dr. Kenneth Harrison"

"Michael Easton - Gabriel Ashlocke"

"George Buza - Lexa's Dominion Contact"

"Vincent Ventresca — Darien Fawkes"

"Paul Ben-Victor — Bobby Hobbes"

"Shannon Kenny — The Keeper/Claire Keeply"

"Eddie Jones — The Official/Charles Bowden"

"Michael McCafferty — Albert Eberts"

"Brandy Ledford — Agent Alex Monroe"

"Jennifer Garner - Sydney Bristow"

"Victor Garber - Jack Bristow"

"Ron Rifkin - Arvin Sloane"

"Lena Olin - Irina Derevko, aka Laura Bristow, aka The Man (Season 2, recurring afterwards)"

"Michael Vartan - Michael Vaughn (Seasons 1-4, recurring Season 5)"

"Carl Lumbly - Marcus Dixon"

"Bradley Cooper - Will Tippin (Seasons 1-2, recurring afterwards)"

"Merrin Dungey - Francie Calfo, Allison Doren (Seasons 1-2, recurring afterwards)"

"Kevin Weisman - Marshall Flinkman"

"Greg Grunberg - Eric Weiss (Seasons 3-4, recurring seasons 1, 2, and 5)"

"David Anders - Julian Sark (Seasons 2-3, recurring seasons 1, 4, and 5)."

"Melissa George - Lauren Reed (Season 3)"

"Mia Maestro - Nadia Santos (Season 4, recurring Season 5)"

"Amanda Foreman - Carrie Bowman (Recurring role)"

"Terry O'Quinn - F.B.I. Asst. Director Kendall (Recurring role)"

"Élodie Bouchez - Renée Rienne (Season 5)"

"Balthazar Getty - Thomas Grace (Season 5)"

"Rachel Nichols - Rachel Gibson (Season 5)"

"Amy Acker - Kelly Peyton (Season 5)"

"Be seeing you."

"It was a place that is trying to destroy the individual by every means possible; trying to break his spirit, so that he accepts that he is No. 6 and will live there happily as No. 6 for ever after. And this is the one rebel that they can't break."

"Patrick McGoohan - The Prisoner / Number Six (17 episodes)"

"Angelo Muscat - The Butler (14 episodes)"

"Peter Swanwick - Supervisor (8 episodes)"

"Leo McKern - Number Two (3 episodes)"

"Colin Gordon - Number Two (2 episodes)"

"Denis Shaw - The Shop Keeper (2 episodes)"

"Fenella Fielding - The Announcer/Telephone Operator (voice only; unseen and uncredited, 6 episodes)"

"Ricky Gervais - David Brent"

"Martin Freeman - Tim Canterbury"

"Mackenzie Crook - Gareth Keenan"

"Lucy Davis - Dawn Tinsley"

"Gary Cole — Capt. Matthew Gideon"

"Daniel Dae Kim — Lt. John Matheson"

"David Allen Brooks — Max Eilerson"

"Peter Woodward — Galen"

"Marjean Holden — Dr. Sarah Chambers"

"Carrie Dobro — Dureena Nafeel"

"Tracy Scoggins — Capt. Elizabeth Lochley"

"Alex Mendoza — Trace Miller"

"Realtor: This is the Hot Chicks Room. The breakfast table's just over this way..."

"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars..."

"“This is a urinal cake, not a real cake.”"

"“I made this bong out of a dildo I found. Its name is bonga-longa-dingdong”"

"Well, Sgt. This whole operation is FUBAR!"

"I paid the psychotonimists over $4,000 because they promised me they could cure me of being white. And after they brainwashed me into believing I was an African-American I moved to the ghetto and upon greeting my first African-American brother he beat me mercilessly. And all I said was, "Hey, my nigger.""

"They didn't even get the lyrics to 'Screwing Cats Doggie Style'!"

"Humans rule, dolphins can suck it!"

"Captain Lunatic: I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk the streets of freedom, badmouthing Lady America in your damn mirrored sunglasses!"

""Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night--nor cat with bad disposition--will stay this clown from his appointed rounds." ~Binky"

"Binky: HEEEEEEEEYYYY, CAT!!! I'm Binky the Clown! Is this the home of Mrs. Edna Fogarty? Garfield: ...No.Binky: I'm here to wish her a happy 97th birthday! Garfield: If he does, Edna won't make 98.Binky: "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday. Whoop-de-doo, whoop-de-doo. May your day be pleasant, open up your present - just for you, just for you!" [from Peace and Quiet]"

""Hold still, little spider, while I squash you with the window. Hey, I know it's kinda cruel, but it's part of my job." - Garfield [from the quickie "Spider"]"

"Jon: Well guys, how would you like to experience something real scary? Garfield: Hmmm, Jon's gonna sing. Jon: Something so spooky you'll never get over it. Garfield: Hmmm, he's gonna sing and dance."

"Jon: Don't you realize how wrong it was to try and mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi? Garfield: You're right. Egypt's further."

"Garfield: Are there any questions? Audience member: Uh, yeah! Is wrestling fixed? Garfield: Excuse me. I should have asked, "Are there any intelligent questions? [from All About Odie]"

""People who sing like that should be drug out into the street and shot. Or worse, made to listen to a tape of themselves." ~Garfield [from Garfield's Moving Experience]"

""Garfield's been a very bad dog lately. I'm gonna teach him a lesson she'll never forget." ~Jon [from Mistakes Will Happen]"

"Garfield: [to Odie] Can you imagine Pete trying to scare us? Odie: [actually speaking] I don't know, I'm kinda scared. [from Mistakes Will Happen]"

"Jon: Garfield! How did you get here? Garfield: Knowing you, it was probably economy coach."

""What luck. Jon finally gets a decent quantity of food in the house and it had to be yogurt." ~Garfield [from Twice Told Tale]"

""You should never say, 'Things can't possibly get any worse.' Things'll always find a way." ~Garfield"

"Garfield's "Abu Dhabi" song to Nermal: Abu Dhabi, it's far away Abu Dhabi, that's where you'll stay Abu Dhabi, the place to be For any kitten who's annoying me, yeah! Abu Dhabi, it's off the track Abu Dhabi, now don't come back Abu Dhabi, it's quite a thrill For any kitten who can make me ill! Now some take a train, and some take a plane But I am sending you Not on a boat, or even by goat But in a box marked "Postage Due" Abu Dhabi, you're what they lack Abu Dhabi, now you're all packed Abu Dhabi, a far commute For any kitten who is too darn cute!"

""That's the mad scientist's assistant, Igor. Mad scientists' assistants are always named Igor. It's, like, a law." ~Garfield"

""For a while, [Binky] even hosted the wrestling matches. The wrestlers complained he was loud, they couldn't study their scripts." ~Garfield [from Binky Gets Cancelled, Again!]"

""You know what the sad part is? This is the sixth time Jon's taken me camping, and it's still the most fun I've ever had." ~Garfield [from The Bear Facts]"

""...Look what you've found. Do you know what this is, Odie? No, it's not a ball. It's the Klopman Diamond. A priceless gem, as well as a pointless running gag on a popular Saturday morning cartoon series." ~Garfield"

"TV announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Odie and Friends! Garfield: Odie and Friends? ...We are very close to the end of civilization as we know it. Floyd: What a disgusting, insulting, unfair TV show. Bet it's a hit, though. [from Attention Getting Garfield]"

"Garfield: Where's the ball, Odie? Stupid creatures love to fetch a ball. Jon: (angrily walks up with the ball) You're annoying us, Garfield. Garfield: Like I said."

"Judge: "Order in the court." Binky: I'll have a ham on rye. Hold the mayo! (laughs) Garfield: That's the real Binky. Judge: Arrest that phony! Stinky Davis: Hey, you can't do this to me! I'll get you for this, cat! Garfield: The real Binky could never resist a very old joke. [from Binky Goes Bad]"

""In the history of mankind, no two people have ever been able to agree on the toppings for pizza." ~Garfield [from Binky Gets Cancelled, Again!]"

""This will scare the pants off those three or my name isn't June Arburkle!" ~Jon"

""You! You're not Sylvia! You're one of the Kung-Fu Creatures on the Rampage!... Two!" ~Man in the movie Kung-Fu Creatures on the Rampage II [from Video Airlines]"

""If this guy's a lawman, then I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle." ~Garfield [from Speed Trap]"

""A beautiful woman is interested in Jon and you're asking what's wrong? How long have you been on this show?" ~Garfield, to Odie"

""I'll see your horse, and raise you... a grand piano... and the mayor of Davenport, Iowa!" ~Garfield during a game of poker [from The Lasagna Zone]"

""Kids! Check your TV listings. Make sure this isn't the last episode!" ~Garfield"

"Floyd: Just remember this moment, Garfield, 'cause there'll eventually come the day you'll beg me to do this show. But you know what? I won't be available. I'll be working for, uh, Disney or somebody. Garfield: Who's he kidding? Disney's up to here with mice on their contract. [from The Floyd Story]"

""Good morning. Sometimes, on the show, we like to teach you something a little educational. No, no! Don't change the channel! It's not that educational!" ~Garfield"

""Let me think how to solve this. Maybe I can call the Ghostbusters! Nah... that show was cancelled." ~Garfield [from Ghost of a Chance]"

"Jon: Garfield, come back here with that! I said you could have a light snack. Garfield: This is a light snack! A big snack includes soup. [from Beddy Buy]"

""This is much better than sending him to Abu Dhabi, and it saves on stamps." ~Garfield, after locking Nermal in a jail cell [from Well-Fed Feline]"

"Jon: We'll go to that new multiplex in town. They have 37 screens. Garfield: All of which will be showing Kung-Fu Creatures on the Rampage 2. [from Video Airlines]"

""Odie, that is not a watch. That is a head of cabbage. There is a difference." ~Garfield [from Dirty Business]"

"Jon: I'll put a stop to this or my name is mud! Garfield: "Mud" should be back any minute now. Jon: (returns, covered with mud on his face) Hello, my name is Mud. Garfield: We were expecting you. [ from Dirty Business]"

"Jon: Garfield look at you! You need to get in shape! Garfield: Round is a shape."

"Garfield: [to viewers] From time to time on this show, we like to bring you something a little educational. [a hand holding a remote control appears, startling Garfield] No, no! Don't change channels! It's not that educational."

"Binky: HEEEEEEEEYYYY, CAT!!! Aren't ya thrilled to see me?! Garfield: No. :Binky: I'm the handyman, who's gonna fix up your house!! Garfield: Note the worried look on the cat's face. [from Binky Gets Cancelled]"

"Garfield (to Odie) Rule number 1 in being a sidekick. Never dress better than the hero. [from The Caped Avenger]"

"Jon: It is a great honor to be in your presence, Your Highness. Sultan: Oh, you don't have to call me Your Highness. Now, you can call me Ali. Or you can call me Wally. Or you can call me Ben. Or you can call me Benny. Or you can call me Ali Ben. Or you can call me Ali Ben, Jr. Or you can call me Junior. Or you can call me Ali, Jr. Or you can call me Sonny. Or you can call me Ali Benny, Jr. Or you can call me Junie. Or you can call Johnny. Or you can call me Benjie. Or you can call me Benjie, Jr. Or you can call me Ray. Or you can call me Jay. Or you can call me Ray Jay. Or you can call me R.J.J. [from Ally Katta and the 40 Thieves]"

"Jon: That's not a hot dog! That's a hot dog truck! I hope you feel like a complete idiot! [from the quickie Hot Dog Truck]"

"Ralph: I got you this time, dog. :Garfield: Ahem! (points to himself) Me, cat. (points to Ralph) You, dog catcher. :Mr. Mendelberg(Ralph's boss): Ralph, put that cat down. You are the most incompetent dog catcher on the whole squad. :Ralph: But... but Mr. Mendelberg. :Mr. Mendelberg: One more mistake and you're fired! [from the episode Identity Crisis]"

"Garfield: [He and Jon step into Dr. Garbonzo Bean's lab to find hundreds of robotic duplicates of Odie.] It's an odie fest! [suddenly gets licked by two Robodies in succession] Just what I needed: a team slurp. [from Robodie]"

"Penelope: [In a jungle fantasy] Here is the famous professor of jungle sciences, deep in the forest, wondering where she should camp for the night. [a pride of lions jump out from the bushes] Here she is, considering a good motel in St. Louis. [from The Guy of Her Dreams]"

"Wade: It's National Don't Mention Meat Or Someone Will Hit You With a Banana Cream Pie Day! If you mention a kind of meat, someone will hit you with a banana cream pie! Roy: What? You mean I'll get hit with a banana cream pie if I mention, oh say, prime rib? (a pie hits him) That's a lot of baloney! (another pie hits him) Who do I complain to? I have a real beef! (a third pie hits him) Y'know what?! There's just too much at stake! (a fourth pie hits him) I said stake. S-T-A-K-E. Not steak, S-T-E-A-K. (a fifth pie hits him) (After Roy has quit the show) Wade: Roy's quit for good? Oh, now we are in a stew! (Hit with a pie) Orson: Wade, that's what you get for being so frank. (Hit with a pie) [from Big Bad Buddy Bird]"

"Orson: ...Maybe you'll look like me. Sheldon: Are you trying to scare me? [from Shell Shocked Sheldon]"

"Booker: Roy, why are you playing the wake-up call now? It's nine-thirty! Roy: I'm on daylight savings' time. [from Return of Power Pig]"

""Hello, I'm Big Bad Buddy Bird. I never agree with the group. I set a bad example for impressionable children everywhere." ~Roy [from Big Bad Buddy Bird]"

"Booker: Let's turn [the princess in the changed Cinderella story] into a cowgirl. Sheldon: No, a spacesuit. She's an astronaut. Booker: Even better, let's make her a race car driver and she's got an evil twin. Orson: No, she's a princess and there's only one of her! [from Bedtime Story Blues]"

""You will lose all your feathers during a total eclipse on Arbor day while listening to The Marine Corps Band playing "Home on the range" and watching a badminton match between two guys named Ichabod." ~Roy's fortune cookie [from Fortune Kooky]"

"Wade: Roy, your favorite show is on! Roy: Garfield and Friends?! [from Badtime Story]"

""And so Chicken Licken, Cocky Locky, Ducky Wucky, Piggy Wiggy, Sheepy Creepy, Lamby Wamby, Puppy Wuppy, Goosey Poosey, Horsey Worsey, Weasel Geasel, Turkey Lurkey, Hawky Tawky, Foxy Woxy, Eggy Leggy, Wooly Bully, Catty Fatty, Beaver Cleaver, Wormy Squirmy, Hoggy Woggy, Rooster Shooster, Fishy Wishy, Apey Wapey, Toady Woady, Mallard Ballard, Hippo Zippo, Mousey Wousey, and Chicky Wicky all went to see the king." ~Wade, reading Chicken Licken [from Badtime Story]"

"Roy: Read to the chicks? I can do that. Wade: As can I! I wanna read to them. Roy: I'm going to read to them. Wade: No, I'm going to read to them. Roy: Au contraire, ducko. Wade: I don't care if you can speak Spanish, I'm still gonna read to them! [from Badtime Story]"

""[The CD is] stuck! That's what I get for buying a stereo from a horse." ~Roy [from Wanted: Wade]"

"Roy: At this rate, I'll be done [putting the grain back in the silo] in time for Christmas. Sheldon: What year? Roy: That I'm not sure of. [from Unidentified Flying Orson]"

"Wade: Everyone thinks I'm a coward, and I resent it. Orson: Wade, you are a coward. Wade: That's why I resent it. [from Shy Fly Guy]"

"Orson: Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Roy: No more than usual."

""You are bullies! You are nasty swines, you are. I would say that you are not fit to eat with pigs, except for the fact that you are pigs." ~Wade, confronting Orson's brothers [from Show Stoppers]"

"Orson: Now I'd like to do a little dance for you. Roy: Don't! My earthquake insurance isn't paid up. Orson: I am not fat! I have the body of a supreme athlete! Roy: Well, give it back! You're getting it all stretched out of shape. Orson: Roy, aren't you supposed to be selling tickets at the door? Roy: What? And miss my chance to heckle you, Pignose? Orson: well in that case, I won't dance."[The entire audience applauds] [from Show Stoppers]"

"Booker: What do you get when you cross a lasagna-loving cat with a bunch of zany farm animals? Sheldon: You get picked up for another season. [from Show Stoppers]"

""Man, I wish I had a line in this episode." ~Bo [from Cock-a-Doodle Dandy]"

"Roy: Orson! The chickens is missing! Orson: Shouldn't that be the chickens are missing? You see, chickens is plural, so of course you need a plural verb-- Roy: Oh, great! The weasel has the chickens, and you're teaching grammar! [from The Bunny Rabbits Is Coming!]"

""What do you mean this is the only show you could get me on? Isn't Hanna-Barbera casting? What about cable? I heard they're doing a funny version of Ren and Stimpy." ~Roy, talking on phone to Bernie [from The Incredibly Stupid Swamp Monster]"

"Orson: (reading Rumpelstiltskin) After the king let the son out, the little man offered the son a deal. Rumpelstiltskin (Roy): You can keep your VCR if you can guess my name. Miller's son (Wade): Guess your name? Ha! That oughta be a cinch! Is it Fred? Rumpelstiltskin: No. Miller's son: Sam? Rumpelstiltskin: No. Miller's son: Elliot? Rumpelstiltskin: Nope! Miller's son: Jason? Rumpelstiltskin: No way. Orson: The son just kept on guessing far into the night... Miller's son: Irving? Floyd? Ichabod? Michael? Sidney? John? Paul? George? Ringo? Larry? Moe? Curly? Shemp? Howie? Frank? Rumpelstiltskin: Nope. Orson: ...but without success. Miller's son: Arbuthnot? Trallfaz? Sting? Prince? Engelburt? Rumpelstiltskin: Sorry, you only get one more guess. Pizzaman (Bo): Hey, like, hi there, Rumpelstiltskin. Qué pasa? Miller's son: I know it! I know your name! Your name is... Roy: (grabs the book from Orson) But before the duck-son could say the name, a hurricane came up! Orson: A hurricane!? Roy: Yes, a hurricane. And it blew the duck away, so he couldn't take his VCR back. Wade: Uno momento! Orson: Guys! Wade: Then a spaceship came by! And it rescued the handsome duck and flew him back to reclaim his VCR. Orson: Guys, stop this! Roy: But the rooster was determined to get it back with the aid of his trained dinosaurs! Orson: Trained dinosaurs? Where did the trained dinosaurs come from? Roy: Same place all those ninjas came from. Wade: But then the Third Marine Division landed with their Anti-Trained Dinosaur Squadron. Roy: But the Mole People were too smart for the Marines! Orson: Guys! [from The Name Game]"

"Wade: (looks at the "U.S. Acres Quickie" logo) Orson, what's a quickie? Orson: It's a short joke. Booker: (entering) I don't like jokes about being short! Orson: Well, it's not a joke about being short, Booker; it's a joke that is short. Roy: (entering with Bo) But couldn't you do a short joke about someone being short? Bo: You could even do a long joke about someone being short. Roy: Then that'd be a long short joke! Orson: Enough already! A quickie is a joke that's only 45 seconds, and it's-- Sheldon: (entering) Time's up! Wade: (as the camera fades out) Shucks! I never found out what a quickie was."

"Roy: (considering moving onto the Buddy Bears' show) You [the Buddy Bears] won't hit me with pies? Bobby Buddy Bear: Oh no! Billy Buddy Bear: We never hit anyone with pies! Bertie Buddy Bear: That's not educational and uplifting! All Buddy Bears: We never do anything that's not educational and uplifting! [from Big Bad Buddy Bird]"

"Maurice: I take people into fantasy sequences and show them what the world would be like if they had never lived. Wade: Oh yeah. Like that movie they show seven million times every Christmas. [from It's A Wonderful Wade]"

"Roy: Orson, tell me the name of the new worker in the tool shed. Orson: What. Roy: Tell me the name of the new worker in the tool shed. Orson: What. Roy: Who is the guy in the tool shed?! Orson: No, Who is fixing the roof. Roy: [grabbing the clipboard] I don't care about the roof! Where is the name of the guy in the shed? Orson: No, Where is the name of the guy plowing the field. Roy: Who's plowing the field? Orson: No, Who's fixing the roof. Wade: Orson, what is the name of the guy fixing the roof? Orson: No, What is the name of the guy cleaning the tool shed. Wade: Who's cleaning the tool shed?! Orson: No, Who's fixing the roof. Roy: Who is the guy plowing the field?! Orson: No, Who is fixing the roof. Where is the guy plowing the field. Roy: How should I know?! What is his name?! Orson: No, What is the name of the brother cleaning the shed. Wade: Whose brother? Orson: Of course. Roy: Orson, who is fixing the roof, what is the name of the guy cleaning the shed, and where is the other brother?! Orson: You finally got it. [from Who Done It?]"

"Judge Orson: Wade Duck, you are charged with tearing the tag off a pillow. How do you plead? Wade: I did it! I did it! I'm glad I did it! [Laughs maniacally] And I'd do it again. Judge: I sentence you to 9,999 years in prison! Wade: [Sighs] At least I didn't get life.[from Wanted: Wade!]"

""Warning! Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. Penal code 7756". [The tag Wade pulled off Orson's couch, from Wanted: Wade!]"

"Aloysius: Just what do you think you're doing here, may I ask? Orson: Oh, we're doing our version of the book Doctor Zhivago by Boris Pasternak. Aloysius: This is a cartoon show, not Masterpiece Theatre. Strike the set! [From Kiddie Korner]"

""You folks have this confused. I'm real, and you're animated." [from Episode 1]"

""I just checked the TV listings; I'm the only thing on right now." [from Episode 2]"

""Smart kids watch this show; other kids change the channel." [from Episode 3]"

""Maybe not as funny as pro wrestling, but a lot more realistic." [from Episode 4]"

""This show is K-rated - no adults unless accompanied by a kid." [from Episode 5]"

""Pay careful attention, everyone; there'll be a quiz later." [from Episode 6]"

""The Garfield Guarantee - no giant robots or annoying little blue people." [from Episode 7]"

""So if someone wants you to change the channel, kids, just say no." [from Episode 8]"

""Don't forget, kids, look both ways before crossing your teacher." [from Episode 9]"

""Hey, Heathcliff! Eat your heart out!" [from Episode 10]"

""Beware of imitations, accept no substitutes. Batteries not included." [from Episode 11]"

""You notice how every week I say something different here?" [from Episodes 12, 43, 61]"

""Hey you, the kid who missed last week's show: You'd better have a good excuse." [from Episodes 13, 46, 48, 63]"

""I suppose you're all wondering why I asked you here today." [from Episodes 14 and 15]"

""And remember, lasagna is an important part of your nutritious breakfast. " [From Episode 15 in syndicated airings only]"

""And just remember what you paid to get in." [from Episodes 16, 17, 40, and 69]"

""This show has so many mentions of pasta, it'll affect your cholesterol count." [From Episode 17 in syndicated airings only]"

""In the interest of conservation, today's show will recycle most of last week's jokes." [From Episode 18 in syndicated airings only]"

""A funny thing happened to me on my way to my cartoon show." [from Episodes 18 and 19]"

""Hey you, chewing the gum: I hope you brought enough for everybody!" [from Episodes 20 and 21]"

""Eat and be lazy, kids, and someday you'll have your own show too." [from Episodes 22 and 23]"

""Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on." [from Episodes 24 and 25]"

""I can't believe we get away with this every week." [from Episodes 26 and 27]"

""Today, featuring Binky the Clown, so turn up the volume, kids!" [from Episodes 28 and 29]"

""Don't try any of this at home, kids. We're professionals." [from Episodes 30 and 31]"

""If you don't see this label, you're not watching a genuine Garfield cartoon." [From Episode 31 in syndicated airings only]"

""Wouldn't I make a great ventriloquist? My lips never move." [from Episodes 32 and 33]"

""This offer void where prohibited. Some restrictions may apply. Batteries not included." [from Episodes 34 and 35]"

""We've got to stop that chicken from writing on my logo every week." [from Episodes 36 and 37]"

""Y'know, we're really running out of those silly lines I do at the start of each show." [from Episode 37 in syndicated airings only]"

""Garfield and Friends is taped in front of an animated studio audience." [from Episodes 38 and 39]"

""And a special hello to all you wonderful Nielsen families out there." [from Episode 41]"

""And pay attention; there'll be a test at the end." [from Episodes 42, 59]"

""Garfield and FRIENDS? Who are these friends, and why haven't they brought food?" [From Episode 42 in syndicated airings only]"

""Change channels and you'll never see your dog again." [from Episode 44]"

""Today's show is brought to you by the letter K and the number 9." [from Episode 45]"

""It doesn't start until the fat lady screams." [from Episodes 47 and 55]"

""My lips never move. Wouldn't I make a great ventriloquist?" [from Episodes 49. 65]"

""I'd like to buy a vowel, please." [from Episode 50]"

""In a moment, I'll wave my finger and the music will stop." [from Episode 51]"

""I'll be back right after they sell you stuff." [from Episode 52]"

""Enough of this entertainment jazz; let's have some commercials." [from Episode 53]"

""If any rating services call, we're spelled G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D." [From Episode 54 in syndicated airings only]"

""And today, we're having a half-off sale on Odie, 'cause he's half off." [from Episode 55 in syndicated airings only; the original and DVD versions have none due to an error]"

""We interrupt this program to bring you commercials. Wow." [from episode 55 on remastered Boomerang prints and the 9Story Season 3 DVD only]"

""Here are some commercials and then, more of me." [from Episode 56]"

""Garfield and Friends will be right back; at least I'll be." [from Episode 57]"

""The Buddy Bears are on the show today, folks, so keep that channel-changer handy." [from Episode 58]"

""Just think of me as like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Pussycat." [from Episode 60]"

""This show is the only possible reason for getting up this early." [from Episode 62]"

""Thank you. You know, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the cartoon show." [from Episode 64]"

""I'm sick of those singers. Can we get some, like, Elvis impersonators for next week?" [from Episode 66]"

""Welcome to my world. Did you bring food?" [from Episode 67]"

""Hey, I'll return the favor. When you get your own cartoon show, I'll watch." [from Episode 68]"

""Serving cartoon watchers the world over since 1988." [from Episode 70]"

""This show is the most fun you can have without marinara sauce." [from Episode 71]"

""When they invented television, this is pretty much what they had in mind." [from Episode 72]"

""I haven't had so much fun since Nermal fell in the mud!" [from Episode 73]"

""The following is made possible by a grant from the Lasagna Manufacturers of America." [from Episode 74]"

""Hey, don't get jealous just because I have a theme song and you don't." [from Episode 74 in syndicated airings only]"

""Today's show is dedicated to loyal and courageous pizza delivery persons everywhere." [from Episode 75]"

""Keep your tickets handy. We'll be raffling off in Turkey at the end of the show." [from Episode 75 in syndicated airings only]"

""If you can find a better show on television, watch it!" [from Episode 76]"

""If this show were any more entertaining, we'd be on pay-per-view." [from Episode 77]"

""If you like this show, tell a friend. If you don't like it, my name is Heathcliff." [from Episode 78]"

""Where else can you get this much comedy for your viewing dollar?" [from Episode 79]"

""Hey, sit back and relax. This is television. It's good." [from Episode 79 in syndicated airings only]"

""The only cartoon show that comes with a double-your-money-back guarantee." [from Episode 80]"

""And for my next trick, I will make the rest of the show magically appear!" [from Episode 81]"

""We're environmentally sound; all of today's jokes are recycled from last week's show." [from Episode 82]"

""Reproductions of the accounts and descriptions of this cartoon show is prohibited." [from Episode 83]"

""And make sure you stick around after the show for the big cast party." [from Episode 84]"

""If you could only watch one TV show this year, this is the one to watch." [from Episode 85]"

""Hey, you could watch some other show, but why would you want to?" [from Episode 86]"

""And don't let your dog watch this show. It's too good for him." [from Episode 87]"

""Today's show is brought to you in color unless the artists ran out of crayons." [from Episode 88]"

""You'll like today's show, folks. No Binky, no Nermal, no Buddy Bears - just a lot of me." [from Episode 89]"

""Today's show is inspected for your safety by number 29." [from Episodes 90 and 95]"

""Don't bother checking NBC, kids. They're not running cartoons anymore." [from Episode 91, although replaced with the quote above it]"

""Everything else you watch on TV this week will just be anti-climatic." [from Episodes 91 and 94]"

""If a tree falls while our sound effects man is at lunch, does it make a sound?" [from Episodes 92 and 93]"

""Penelope's back today, folks. Some women just can't get enough of me." [from Episodes 96 and 97]"

""Critics agree - of all the TV shows on today, this is probably one of them." [from Episodes 98 and 99]"

""Think of a number between 1 and 10. The number you're thinking of is 7." [from Episodes 100 and 101]"

""And keep watching, or we'll have to change into a shopping network and sell bad jewelry." [from Episodes 102 and 104]"

""Today is Hit-a-Duck-in-the-Face-With-a-Lemon-Meringue-Pie Day. We'll explain later." [from Episodes 103 and 105]"

""I was gonna do something spontaneous here, but I've been too busy to plan it." [from Episodes 106, 109, 119 and 120]"

""The cartoon show to watch when you won't settle for just any cartoon show." [from Episodes 107, 108, and 113]"

""The funniest show on TV that doesn't have a 1-800 number to buy cheap junk." [from Episode 110]"

""Today, featuring the return of the Singing Ants. Boy, they have a good agent." [from Episode 111]"

""Penelope is singing today, folks, so don't leave any expensive glassware near the TV." [From Episode 112]"

""Today, a Saturday morning investigative report - where did all those Smurfs go?" [from Episode 114]"

""This show is the answer. Unfortunately, no one's figured out the question yet." [From Episode 115]"

""Today, a look into our writer's joke file! That's right, we examine both jokes!" [from Episodes 116 and 119]"

""The longest-running show on this channel, except for the news which is unfortunately funnier." [from Episode 117]"

""Today, an encore performance of our report 'Are There Too Many Reruns on Cartoon Shows'?" [from Episode 118]"

""After seven seasons, we've pretty much said everything you can say in this spot." [From the final episode]"

"Garfield (Voiced by Lorenzo Music)"

"Jon Arbuckle (Voiced by Thom Huge)"

"Odie (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Nermal (Voiced by Desiree Goyette)"

"Binky the Clown (Voiced by Thom Huge)"

"Herman Post (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Dr. Liz Wilson (Voiced by Julie Payne)"

"Cactus Jake (Voiced by Pat Buttram)"

"AI G. Swindler (Voiced by Carl Ballantine)"

"Penelope (Voiced by Victoria Jackson)"

"The Singing Ants (Voiced by Ed Bogas)"

"Ludlow (Voiced by Don Messick)"

"Irving Burnside (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Rudy (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Moe the Cat Burglar (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Madman Murray (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Demented Dave (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Orson (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Roy (Voiced by Thom Huge)"

"Wade (Voiced by Howie Morris)"

"Bo (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Lanolin (Voiced by Julie Payne)"

"Booker (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Sheldon (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Mort (Voiced by Frank Welker), Gort (Voiced by Thom Huge), and Wart (Voiced by Howie Morris)"

"Fred Duck (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Worm (Voiced by Howie Morris)"

"The Weasel (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"The Fox (Voiced by Howie Morris)"

"The Wolf (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Edward R. Furrow (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Aloysius (Voiced by Kevin Meaney)"

"Plato (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Newton Duck (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Tagline: The first wave of attack will be terror. The last line of defense will be him."

"Tagline: To the world, he's dead. But he is about to become the most wanted man alive."

"I loved ’24’… I loved the show, I loved doing the show. It was… it felt a little like Star Trek in some ways. The dialogue’s kind of timeless. It’s indistinct. It’s hard to describe. It’s almost a science fiction show, because time’s being compressed unnaturally. A lot of my time travel instincts were helpful in depicting events in ‘real time’ that were preposterous. CTU was kind of like the bridge of the Enterprise, man! People are sitting at consoles, talkin’ technobabble… really, we made that shit up. It was not based on anything. When Chloe’s doing the webcams and streetcams and doing triangulating this… it’s bullshit! None of this exists. We didn’t have a technical advisor. My favorite moments… I mean, I enjoyed bring back Tony Almeida, the Tony Almeida character. There’s a great line of dialogue I remember Manny and I did, where Jack says to Tony, “I’ll kill you again, and you’ll stay dead this time!”"

"Jack Bauer saved Los Angeles. He saved hundreds of thousands of lives, are you going to convict Jack Bauer? Say that criminal law is against him? 'You have the right to a jury trial?' Is any jury going to convict Jack Bauer? I don't think so.""

"Quinn Mallory: [season one monologue/opening] What if you could find brand new worlds right here on Earth? Where anything is possible. Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway."

"Quinn Mallory: What if you could travel to parallel worlds? The same year, the same Earth, only different dimensions. A world where the Russians rule America... or where your dreams of being superstar came true... or where San Francisco was a maximum-security prison. My friends and I found the gateway. Now the problem is... finding a way back home."

"They took the attitude of ‘Oh, we don’t want to get into politics, we don’t want to get into dark humor, we don’t want to get into cerebral stuff. We’ve got four characters, and they’re sliding from world to world, and if they land on the world where everyone’s a pirate, they can chase each other around with swords, so that’s going to be fun. That’s show Number One.’ That was kind of the attitude all year"

"Originally, Ryan was going to be in several episodes at the start of the second season, and I worked out with Jacob Epstein, who was also executive producer that year, the path that Ryan would take. We had in mind three or four shows to do with him. By the fourth show, something shocking was going to happen with him."

"Their attitude was ‘We’ve been off the air for so long no one is going to care, so let’s just say that Quinn got shot but he’s better now, and let’s pretend the other people never came through the gate with them.’ I know people find this hard to believe, but I argued with them over this for months and got the reputation for being a troublemaker or a loose cannon, because I wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer."

"Cleavant Derricks - Rembrandt "Crying Man" Brown (all seasons)"

"Jerry O'Connell - Quinn Mallory (season 1-4)"

"Kari Wührer - Capt. Maggie Beckett (season 3-5)"

"Sabrina Lloyd - Wade Welles (season 1-3)"

"John Rhys-Davies - Prof. Maximillian Arturo (season 1-3)"

"Bill Cosby - Dr. Heathcliff "Cliff" Huxtable"

"Phylicia Rashad - Clair Huxtable"

"Sabrina Le Beauf - Sondra Tibideaux"

"Lisa Bonet - Denise Huxtable Kendall"

"Malcolm-Jamal Warner - Theodore "Theo" Huxtable"

"Tempestt Bledsoe - Vanessa Huxtable"

"Keshia Knight Pulliam - Rudy Huxtable"

"Earle Hyman - Russell Huxtable"

"Clarice Taylor - Anna Huxtable"

"Deon Richmond - Kenny"

"Geoffrey Owens - Elvin Tibideaux"

"Joseph C. Phillips - Lt. Martin Kendall"

"Raven-Symoné - Olivia Kendall"

"Erika Alexander - Pam Tucker"

"Tim Allen - Tim Taylor"

"Patricia Richardson - Jill Taylor"

"Zachary Ty Bryan - Brad Taylor"

"Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Randy Taylor"

"Taran Noah Smith - Mark Taylor"

"Earl Hindman - Wilson"

"Richard Karn - Al Borland"

"William O'Leary - Marty Taylor"

"Pamela Anderson - Lisa"

"Debbe Dunning - Heidi Keppert"

"Blake Clark - Harry Turner"

"Here's the story of a lovely lady Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold, like their mother, The youngest one in curls.Here's the story, of a man named Brady, Who was busy with three boys of his own, They were four men, living all together, Yet they were all alone.Till the one day when the lady met this fellow, And they knew it was much more than a hunch, That this group would somehow form a family. That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.The Brady Bunch, the Brady Bunch. That's the way we became the Brady Bunch."

"Florence Henderson - Carol Brady"

"Robert Reed - Mike Brady"

"Ann B. Davis - Alice Nelson"

"Barry Williams - Greg Brady"

"Maureen McCormick - Marcia Brady"

"Christopher Knight - Peter Brady"

"Eve Plumb - Jan Brady"

"Mike Lookinland - Bobby Brady"

"Susan Olsen - Cindy Brady"

"Morse: Lewis, Sophocles died two and a half thousand years ago."

"Lewis: Hello, my name's 'Lewis', Mr Richards, we've never met..."

"Morse: I do hope that this isn't one of our sordid cases, Lewis"

"Morse: No-one would put up with me - I play my records too loud"

"Morse: I've gone and arrested the WRONG man!"

"Morse: No, that's not 'Morse's Law'. 'Morse's Law' is there's always time for one more pint ... except there isn't."

"Morse: Oh, grow up, Morse!"

"The House of The Lord should be daily swept and garnished"

"Morse: And the rich do so hate answering questions!"

"Serving Wench: (making a grand gesture) A messenger attends without, My Lord!"

"Lewis: (commenting on Mrs Downs): Fine woman, that! Full of life!"

"Morse: People's lives, Lewis. People's lives. And loves. It was love's old sweet song all along!"

"Lewis: I think I'll just pop down and see Aunt Cissy."

"Morse: Have you ever thought about the person who designed the sports skirt? Somebody sat down and drew a fantasy and made it compulsory uniform. I can never watch Wimbledon without thanking that man."

"Morse: No, ...we are NOT having a depression!"

"Max: Think of it like losing your finest recording of the 'Ring Cycle'"

"Mr. Craven: It's time to get your shoes dirty!"

"Chief Supt. Strange: I'm the Superintendent. If one of my officers orders a constable to bring him whisky in a coffee-mug, I get to hear about it. It's my job!"

"Lewis: What about Mr. Craven?"

"Morse: Beer is food"

"Morse: Go home, Lewis. Kiss your children. See your wife"

"Max: You can have a good relationship with a corpse"

"Morse: Cat got your tongue, Lewis? Getting all too much for you, is it? A coded letter; stolen money; violence."

"Morse: Let's get out of here. I hate the smell of hospitals"

"Morse: Get an ambulance to Hanbury House as fast as you can! Some fool in a sports car just drove into a tree!"

"Lewis: Was it from 'Cats'?"

"Morse: It's people like them (the Hanburys) who think people like us are there to keep the servants in order."

"Morse: Keep tugging at your forelock, Lewis, and we may be back in Oxford by lunch-time"

"Dr. Russell: I'm Max's locum."

"Morse: Grayling...like the fish?"

"Morse: Too much sang froid"

"Morse: We're being led up the garden path, Lewis. A very picturesque garden and a very pretty path"

"Morse: The people who live in places like this think that the rules don't apply to them"

"Morse: Oh, God! What an inheritance!"

"Morse: How does one address a lady pathologist first thing in the morning?"

"Miss Burn: You know Oxford. A back-biting, parochial little town"

"Lewis: (to Dr Russell) What's a nice girl like you doing a job like this for?"

"Morse: I have a good memory, but a prosaic mind"

"Canal worker: What is it that you're looking for, exactly?"

"Morse (tacitly): A head"

"The New Testament: "The last enemy that shall be destroyed is Death.""

"Morse: I stumble about. That's what I do. Sometimes I stumble in the right direction."

"Roland Marshall: Morse. My God ... it's 'Pagan Morse' !"

"Morse: Would you keep an eye on my car? It's the red 'Jaguar' across the road."

"Morse: People are dying out there. Even cricket has to come to a stop."

"Lewis: I have to, er, y'know (use the Gents')"

"Mrs Hederson: It was just after I was speaking to you Sgt Lewis, it was really strange."

"Milton's 'Paradise Lost': (Book 1) "Th' infernal Serpent; he it was, whose guile stir'd up with Envy and Revenge, deceiv'd the Mother of Mankind ...""

"Lewis: Aw, it's lentil soup in the canteen today"

"Lewis: Taxonomy? Sounds like stuffing. Stuffing umbrellas?"

"Mrs Copley-Barnes: There was a Serpent in our house, coiled around the foundation."

"Lewis: You'll never believe this, Sir. We have to visit a brewery!"

"Butler: Your name, Sir?"

"Lewis: The last shall be first and the first shall be last"

"Mrs Radford: So, Morse, must the evil that men do live on after them?"

"Morse: That's it, Lewis! You're a genius!"

"Lewis: Do you fancy a pint, Sir?"

"George: The electrics are up the chute, for a start."

"Morse: That's our man, alright!"

"Lewis: You go trampling about, don't you. You think you're so clever, but sometimes you're a bloody fool!"

"Morse: You'd better start by rolling your trouser-leg up, Lewis. DCI Bottomley is a grand master, a grander master that I."

"Lewis: (to Bottomley) Like a game of chess, do you, Sir?"

"Morse: With a man like deVries, you have to look INSIDE the coffin!"

"Hugo deVries: You're sweating, Morse. It's most disagreeable."

"Lewis: (admiring DeVries' Jaguar) Nice car!"

"Hugo deVries: I like being dead. It takes the strain out of living."

"Hugo deVries: I am Zoroastro; YOU are Monostatos!"

"Morse: Toscanini? Arturo Toscanini? That's the WORST recording of 'The Magic Flute' there's ever been! I wouldn't even let it in the house!"

"Morse: No, I don't join groups. I'm even thinking of leaving the choir."

"Morse: (to Lewis) Go and see it! You'll love it...it's got a dragon."

"Lewis: (Noticing Inspector Hillian's drinking) The way he knocks it back, it's a wonder he lived to collect an OBE."

"Constable: I was over the way ... and there was this car..."

"Morse: Well, I think I'll go for a walk. What about you?"

"Mrs Dawson: Patrick thinks you're a very good detective. A poor policeman, and a very good detective."

"Morse: Different policemen have different methods, Mrs Lapsley"

"Frederick Redpath: My name is Frederick Redpath. It has been for the last eleven years."

"Morse: Get on with it, Lewis!"

"Lewis: I think you could have let her win the chess, Sir."

"Lewis: That badge of yours. Why did you keep it?"

"Lewis: [Enquiring after the chain-smoking female priest] Who, cigar and cassock?"

"Sister: And what, may I ask, are you doing with my patient?!"

"Harry Field's answering machine: Hello, this is Harry. Health, Wealth and Happiness! Leave a message - for God's sake!"

"Morse: (Reads) Lignum crucis arbor scientiae... the wood of the cross is the tree of knowledge."

"Morse: Hello, Harry - I got your note."

"Lewis: Tired, Sir?"

"Morse: Here we are again, Lewis. Piecing together the last moments of a total stranger."

"Lewis: A Vincent 'Black Shadow' motorcycle, registration number Oh Ay Eff ..."

"Ian Kerr: Right, what have you got for me?"

"Ian Kerr: What's this?"

"Jerome Hogg: You must know her...the face that launched a thousand clips. That's a technical TV term."

"Morse: Watch the mouth: it gives away what the face is trying to hide."

"Tuckerman: Wouldn't you think they'd simply jump at the chance to show it abroad. Think of the media blitz there'd be!"

"Tuckerman: This is the time of the high-fliers, Inspector. Only the brain-dead stay on the ground."

"Morse: Almost operatic. Greek Tragedy. You should try the Classice sometime, Lewis. Sex is never simple there: there's pleasure, then there's payment. Retribution."

"Morse: They don't spell Australian beer with four X's out of ignorance!"

"Ann Harding: You're a bastard, Morse."

"Lewis: ...and my name's Robert. My friends call me 'Robbie'."

"Supt. Strange: You said it was suicide, Morse. Then some GP comes down from Ben Nevis, waving some pages of A4 - and everything changes!"

"Morse: It was Mrs. Fallon I knew - before she became Mrs Fallon. We were engaged to be married."

"Susan Fallon: Did you hate me ...?"

"McGregor: It's a Sergeant Lewis, Master William! Fa' th' polis!"

"Charlie's Photographer: What's that music?"

"Morse: I was precise and I was courteous."

"James Balcombe: You haven't been saying silly things, have you Mummy, to the police?"

"Morse: It's something that I read in a book!"

"Russell Clark: You're not in the chorus yet, but you're part of the show."

"Lewis: What is again, Sir?"

"Morse: When I'm ready, Mr Clark. I'll speak to you when I'm ready."

"Morse: Faking it until the end, Clark?"

"Morse: We go directly to Jail!"

"Mrs Cryer: Apparently, the British public like their widows in black."

"Morse: (to Cheetham) To you, it's 'Sir', sonny!"

"Sgt Cheetham: Chasing a madman around a greenhouse - what a waste of time!"

"Morse: I'm sorry - it isn't beer, it's coffee. But then again, it isn't coffee!"

"Supt. Strange: Kids are like Special Branch. You don't know what the blighters are up to!"

"Supt. Strange: Teenagers are like creatures from another planet."

"Morse: If you're going to retire, Holroyd, just go ahead and do it!"

"Morse: No-one can imagine another's pain, Robbie"

"Morse: What's that..? Play that bit again, Lewis. That's the Hallelujah Chorus! ... conducted by Sir Adrian Boult!"

"Morse: It's 'magpie music' - a bit here, a bit there..."

"Michael Steppings: I didn't kill that man, Mr Morse"

"Chief Supt. Strange: Get youself down there, matey. And give him hell!"

"Dr Feltham: Why is it, Chief Inspector, that doctors make the worst patients?"

"Michael Steppings: You could go anywhere you wanted to."

"Chief Supt. Strange: There's one thing I don't understand! Why haven't I met this Steppings? Anyone 'nouveau riche' is only too quick to knock on the door of society these days."

"Morse: If Michael Steppings was monstrous, he was MADE monstrous!"

"Mr Neally (solicitor): My client just sat there and confessed?"

"Lewis: Shame to waste them, Sir. Red roses - one of the most expensive flowers around."

"Lewis: Morning sir."

"Morse: This is meant to be a simple handover, no heroics. Barry will be expecting something like that."

"Gwladys Probert: I'm sorry, luvvy. You sound like you're giving the weather forecast."

"Lewis: Sergeants aren't allowed to think. Not in the Thames Valley Police."

"Mrs Baydon: Gwladys’s marriage was not a success."

"Dr. Hobson: Well, I'm not here to see the bouncy castle!"

"Morse: Where were you Dr Harding?"

"Chief Supt. Strange: You better have a doctor present. We don’t want him having another heart attack in police custody. Ha, mind you if he ups and dies it will save us the expense of a trial."

"Adele Cecil: This anagram, "around eve" — I've tried and I've tried, but all I can come up with is "Endeavour". And no-one's called Endeavour, surely?"

"Chief Supt. Strange: Hello Morse, bearing up are we?"

"Chief Supt. Strange: Angel of Death flutters it's wings over his head has it?"

"Morse: I think it frets the saints in heaven to see how many desolate creatures upon the earth have learned the simple dues of fellowship and social comfort in a hospital. Who said that?"

"Woman: What's your first name?"

"Morse: Isn't it your round?"

"Chief Supt. Strange: [referring to Morse's letter to Yvonne Harrison] He's always been an independent sod, Lewis. If he had told you about it, he would have felt that he was letting himself down in your eyes. And he didn't want that, Lewis. He didn't want that."

"Morse: Thank...Lewis...for me."

"Sandra Harrison: John was supposed to come 'round to my flat, but he phoned to say he was working late. I could tell he was lying, so I dialed 1-4-7-1. It was my parents' house. He was a man you had to... share, if you wanted him at all. And I wanted him, ever since he did some work at the house."

"Lewis: Goodbye, sir."

"Your mission, Dan/Jim, should you choose/decide to accept it, ..."

"As always, should you or any of your IM Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape/disc will self-destruct in five/ten seconds. Good luck, Dan/Jim."

"The ending:"

"IMF Agent Rusty the cat: MEEEOW {Snarls}"

"Dave Chappelle"

"Anthony Berry"

"Neal Brennan"

"Brian Dykstra"

"Drake Hill"

"Sophina Brown"

"William Bogert"

"Yoshio Mita"

"Paul Mooney"

"Charlie Murphy"

"Randy Pearlstein"

"Nick Wyman"

"Donnell Rawlings"

"Max Herman"

"Allen Levy"

"Guillermo Díaz"

"Drago Ruschinsky"

"Amanda Rowan"

"Lance Reddick - Cedric Daniels"

"Dominic West - James "Jimmy" McNulty"

"Wendell Pierce - William "Bunk" Moreland"

"Sonja Sohn - Kima Greggs"

"Andre Royo - Reginald "Bubbles" Cousins"

"Domenick Lombardozzi - Thomas "Herc" Hauk"

"Seth Gilliam - Ellis Carver"

"Clarke Peters - Lester Freamon"

"Jim True-Frost - Roland "Prez" Pryzbylewski"

"John Doman - William Rawls"

"Frankie Faison - Ervin Burrell"

"Deirdre Lovejoy - Rhonda Pearlman"

"Delaney Williams - Jay Landsman"

"Michael K. Williams - Omar Little"

"Wood Harris - Avon Barksdale"

"Idris Elba - Stringer Bell"

"Larry Gilliard Jr. - D'Angelo Barksdale"

"Hassan Johnson - Roland "Wee-Bey" Brice"

"Tray Chaney - Malik "Poot" Carr"

"J.D. Williams - Preston "Bodie" Broadus"

"Michael B. Jordan - Wallace"

"Paul Ben-Victor - Spiros Vondas"

"Amy Ryan - Beadie Russell"

"Chris Bauer - Frank Sobotka"

"Pablo Schreiber - Nick Sobotka"

"James Ransone - Ziggy Sobotka"

"Bill Raymond - The Greek"

"Corey Parker Robinson - Leander Sydnor"

"Robert Wisdom - Howard "Bunny" Colvin"

"Robert F. Chew - Joseph "Proposition Joe" Stewart"

"Aidan Gillen - Tommy Carcetti"

"Glynn Turman - Clarence Royce"

"Jamie Hector - Marlo Stanfield"

"Gbenga Akinnagbe - Chris Partlow"

"Chad Coleman - Dennis "Cutty" Wise"

"Jermaine Crawford - Duquan "Dukie" Weems"

"Maestro Harrell - Randy Wagstaff"

"Julito McCullum - Namond Brice"

"Tristan Wilds - Michael Lee"

"Reg E. Cathey - Norman Wilson"

"Michael Kostroff - Maurice Levy"

"Enterprise, fatally, was not a popular series, even though it lasted four seasons. Just as it was winding down came a much more robust SF response to the post-9/11 world in the form of the rebooted Battlestar Galactica. Shedding the disco era look of the original series, this was a much grittier, murky series. The Cylons were not relentless robots, but genetically engineered and emotional humanoids with their own religion (monotheists vs the terran polytheists). The series addressed myriad topics raised by the Global War on Terror and the Iraq War: torture of suspected terrorists, profiling of terrorist-prone groups, curbs on democratic freedoms, enhanced executive powers for national security imperatives, and discrimination based on security fears. The season arc containing the Cylon occupation of the terran New Caprica colony was a parable of the Iraq War, involving common elements of Bush’s conflict: insurgency, foreign occupation/suppression, collaboration with occupiers, and even suicide bombers."

"Battlestar Galactica went beyond the usual space opera tropes and did what good science fiction has done for generations, from Jules Verne to Star Trek — it took the issues of the day into outer space, stripping them of the controversy of the moment, and allowing us to look at issues from a different perspective. Battlestar Galactica begins with a catastrophic attack on the human race, organized as the Twelve Colonies of Kobol by the Cylons, a robotic civilization spawned by humanity and beaten back years before. Just as many of today’s conflicts are the products of mistakes made long ago, so is Battlestar Galactica’s."

"Under pressure, people exhibit both the best and worst of the human condition. There is the extraordinary courage of the Viper pilots going out to fight the Cylons every 33 minutes for days on end as the fleet executes a fighting withdrawal, going on despite pain and casualties. But there is also the cowardice of Gaius Baltar, a prominent scientist who repeatedly betrays his fellow humans to please his hallucinated Cylon lover. The president of the Twelve Colonies, Laura Roslin, a paragon of principled leadership, is forced to repeatedly compromise her principles in order to safeguard the human race. She must constantly choose the lesser of two evils for the sake of survival. Much as with many real political leaders, her constituents do not appreciate the magnitude of the challenges she has led them through or the difficulty of the choices she faces daily."

"Military viewers will enjoy the series for the way it portrays fighting with futuristic technologies while maintaining a sense of authenticity in both the fighting and the atmospherics. The space battles are reminiscent of the great naval battles of the Pacific Theatre in World War II. The lives of the pilots and crew of Galactica are almost eerily like those aboard a modern amphibious ship."

"It's hardly fortunate that producers David Eick and Ron Moore found themselves developing the remake in the wake of September 11, but the story's broad premise - the human (read: American) military's struggles in the wake of a massive terrorist attack - suddenly gained resonance. In making the humans look, talk, shag, smoke and govern themselves so closely to how we do ourselves the show went way beyond sci-fi. Placing the action in space removed it sufficiently enough to hold a mirror to the one part of society that's normally off-limits: the way we fight right now. Giving the murderous Cylons human form - anybody could be one and probably is - meant the show could plough a chilling allegory on civil liberties crackdowns and western paranoia about sleeper cells. Painting them as religious fundamentalists who justified the genocide as a means of carrying out God's will in the face of human corruption forged a fierce parable on the war on terror that good taste would never allow so called "proper" drama to go near. "Our antagonists are not villainous necessarily," says Eick. "Yes they're out to kill us, but they've got an awfully sympathetic point of view in many respects. They're much more like the audience in terms of their being monotheistic. They're not moustache-twiddling villains and that's a strength of the show.""

"The opening episodes to this season are as much a story rooted in political tales like the Vichy France or Vietnam," says Eick. "There are a lot of different sort of reference points for us that aren't necessarily current that inform our culture in profound ways. Battles from the second world war have been used for several of our more actiony episodes. I've always said from the beginning, it's a war show - that was always our initial touchstone. We watched the movie Black Hawk Down as a reference more than any science fiction film. Though I have to say between Black Hawk Down, Alien and Blade Runner, we should probably be cutting Ridley Scott a cheque after every episode."

"A useful way to think about this is to take any piece of equipment and strip out its ability to talk to another piece of equipment. If your cell phone did not have access to a computer network, how efficiently could it operate? Could it operate at all? How do you design a navigational system for a spacecraft if the various components cannot be networked together? How do you design a fighter that relies more on human brainpower to identify threats and make decisions than anything built into the cockpit? One of the most important concepts is that there is no "master computer" aboard Galactica or any other Colonial ship. In fact, our computers are very dumb in comparison to even the PC sitting on the average writer's desk. We should always endeavor to find ways of forcing human beings to do the hard work involved with operating and maintaining a spacecraft. Human brains need to crunch numbers, organize data, and come up with solutions to complex problems."

"As a general rule of thumb, we should encounter an actual Cylon raid every third episode and in between encounters our people should constantly be studying and testing new ways of fighting their implacable enemy. It's important to note that while the Cylons were virtually invincible in the pilot, that there will be a more level playing field as the series goes on. This will be a result of the natural tendency in warfare for both sides to learn from their enemy, and develop new counter-measures for their opponents' strengths. As a general rule, Galactica's fighters are generally outmatched in combat with the Cylons, but the more we fight them, the more we learn, so that this week we have a temporary advantage and next week it's gone again. The on-going struggle will force both sides to constantly improve their technology and tactics to keep pace with their enemy."

""Call the man!" - Andy Taylor, after the freezer went out at home and Aunt Bee needed a place to keep her meat."

""You beat everything Barney, you know that?" Andy to Barney Season 3 Episode 6"

""But don't the trees sound nice and full?" Andy referring to the birds Opie has just let go. In 'Opie:The Birdman'."

""You look good enough to take to Chinatown!" (referring to Aunt Bee) in Season 5, Episode 5"

""Well, you and Aunt Bee is havin' fried chicken. And, I'm having crow..." [in answer to Opie's questions what's for dinner after Andy realized he was terribly in the wrong about something he thought Opie did]."

"Here at THE ROCK, we have two basic rules. The first rule is: OBEY ALL RULES. Secondly: Do not write on the walls, as takes a lot of work...to erase writing...OFF of walls. Now as we tell all men when these doors shut behind them, you are starting a new life. If you are wise, you'll begin rehabilitation."

"Jay walking is rampant!"

"Of course you smell gas. What do you think this car runs on, coal?"

"Deputy Barney Fife: Nip it! Nip it in the bud!"

""You got to spend a quid and some bobs to get anything good these days." Barney talking with Andy and Malcom Merriwether in 'The Return of Malcom Merriwether'."

""Well, where there's smoke there's firewater." Barney to Andy in 'Aunt Bee's Medicine Man.'"

""Maybe this will explain why Aunt Bee's feeling so good." Barney to Andy in 'Aunt Bee's Medicine Man.'"

""Sure Mike, sure." Barney drunkenly says to Andy after Otis spikes the spring water in 'Barney and the Governor.'"

"Citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!" -- Said by Gomer Pyle (actor Jim Nabors) to Barney Fife (actor Don Knotts) in the episode aptly titled "Citizen's Arrest."

"You're a boob, Gomer!" -- Barney Fife, in "Citizen's Arrest"

""Sha-zay-um!" -- Gomer Pyle (southern for "Shazam!")"

""Go-o-lly!" -- Gomer Pyle"

""Judy Judy Judy" -- Goober does his "Cary Grant" impression."

"Otis: [speaking of how his mouth feels] Shooby, shooby, shooby."

""Where's my plaque? Give me my plaque." -- Barney describing how Otis is going to arrive at the mayor's office to receive an award."

"Well, now, maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my specs. Drunk or sober, I can't tell much without my glasses!"

"Ernest T. Bass: It's me, it's me. It's Ernest T.!!"

"Brisco Darling (referring to Ernest T. Bass) -- "We thought about killin' him... didn't want to go that far.""

"Emma Brand: To think I voted for you last election; never even considered nobody else! BAD, BAD SHERIFF! (upon her frustration of Andy refusing to help her get her pills)"

"NAUGHTY DEPUTY! (after Andy drops Barney's charges of arresting her for jaywalking)"

"Otis: [singing childlike to Barney who out of pride voluntarily put himself in the other cell] "Barney's in Jail! Barney's in Jail!""

"Barney: Wanted posters came in, Andy."

"Andy: Oh, good. File 'em, will you, Barn?"

"Barney: (reading posters) Let's see what we got here. "Henry 'Shopping Bag' Leonetti. Grand Larceny; $4,000 reward." "Max 'The Tongue' Rasmussen. Grand Theft Auto; reward $1,500." "Benjamin Schuster, alias Benjy Schus, alias Benny Schut. Forgery; reward $3,000." You know what this means, Andy?"

"Andy: What?"

"Barney: 8,500 American silver cartwheels right in our hands; only one small hitch."

"Andy: We don't know where they are."

"Barney: Right!"

"Andy: Well, no wonder it's quiet in town; the whole population's in here!"

"Barney: Yeah, like I promised you, Sheriff. Law and order kept in Mayberry this here day!"

"Andy: It must've been kept more this here day than all the other days put together!"

"Barney: I had them, Andy! I had them all dead to rights! You can check the manual! Every one of them was as guilty as sin!"

"Andy: Listen to me, Barney. Listen to me just a minute. Now it's true you had them all dead to rights by the book. But now if you went strictly by the book, why I don't reckon we'd have anything in this country but about 180 million jailbirds."

"Barney: Yeah; I guess you're right. I was just trying to show you how much you could trust me."

"Andy: I know you did, and I appreciate that, but maybe you tried just a bit too hard."

"Mayor Pike: Oh, it's an outrage, Sheriff! That's what it is! An outrage!"

"Andy: What'd you do? Drop a net over the whole town?"

"Barney: Just about! [chuckles]"

"Otis: Well, now; maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my specs. Drunk or sober, I can't tell nothin' much without my glasses."

"Andy: Well, were you drunk when Deputy Fife arrested you?"

"Otis: I can't tell! I wasn't wearing my glasses!"

"Andy: I'm afraid I'm going to have to dismiss him, Barney. You can go, Otis."

"Otis: Thanks, Andy."

"Aunt Bee: I was standing in front of the courthouse chatting with a group of ladies."

"Barney: Now that's unlawful assemblage in my book!"

"Andy: Well..."

"Barney: I asked them to move along, but Aunt Bee kept right on talking! So I asked her again, and she said, "Stop interrupting!" Then another lady opened her umbrella; now that's inciting a riot!"

"[The people laugh.]"

"Andy: Well, now, Barney, you could have overlooked it, seeing as how the women always do congregate in front of the courthouse down here, and seeing as how it was Aunt Bee..."

"Aunt Bee: Oh, overlook, nothing! He was too busy yelling, "There will be no favoritism in Barney Fife's administration!""

"Opie: Are you going to fingerprint me, Barney?"

"Aunt Bee: Oh, don't joke, honey! He's liable to send you up to state prison!"

"[The people laugh again as Aunt Bee and Opie exit the courthouse.]"

"Clarabelle Morrison: Oh, look; there's the Sheriff. Good."

"Jennifer Morrison: Let's go in!"

"Clarabelle: Jennifer! You will be the death of me yet! How many times must I tell you? A lady never goes into a barber shop!"

"Jennifer: I'm sorry, Clarabelle; I keep forgetting. It's just that the odor of witch hazel atones me."

"Clarabelle: Jennifer, you have got to control yourself!"

"Jennifer: But we've got to tell the Sheriff what we know."

"Clarabelle: Well, we will. We'll wait outside for him."

"Barney: "Let's you and me dance.""

"Maude (escaped convict): "What made you change your mind?""

"Barney: "You're beginning to get to me.""

"Maude: "You're a treasure!" (laughs)"

"Andy Griffith as Andy Taylor"

"Ronny Howard as Opie Taylor"

"Don Knotts as Barney Fife"

"Elinor Donahue as Ellie Walker"

"Frances Bavier as Aunt Bee"

"Hal Smith as Otis Campbell"

"I started to think that there really ought to be dumps around the world with rescue gear standing by, so that when a disaster happened, all these items of rescue equipment could be rushed to the disaster zone and used to help to get people out of trouble ... I was thinking, 'Rescue, yes, rescue, but how to make it science fiction? What about an international rescue organisation?"

"Lew watched ["Trapped in the Sky"] and at the end he jumped up shouting, 'Fantastic, absolutely fantastic! This isn't a television series – this is a feature film! You've got to make this as an hour!' ... I'm glad we did it, because it made the series much bigger and much more important. But it was still a very, very difficult job."

"Since we always tried to minimise walking, we'd show the puppets taking one step only, then promptly cut. Through interspersing the programmes with "meanwhile" scenes – that is, showing what else was going on in the story at the same time – we would then cut back to the puppet who was now already in his craft."

"Shame Shame Shame"

"Shame, Shame, Shame, Slut, Slut, Slut. (Derryn Doll sketch)"

"Sexual Monster of The Worst Kind Deviant Chemical Carstration"

"Thanks heavens it's only a toy. Imagine if it were real?"

"Hello I'm talking to Chenelle, institute of Beauty + House of hair removal."

"Just look for the pair of legs with the Question Mark in between them."

"Well today Janelle, I Would like to talk about a service for those unfortunate Laddies + Lassies who don't know whether they want to be Laddies or Lassies."

"You mean a sex change"

"Hi i'm Robert Gottilebson here to talk to you about that big thing tax."

"15 percent, 15 percent"

"You stick with me cos i'm always in the black."

"I'm not seeing a lump of Black Forest Cake Darryl."

"She was wearing a crushed apricot silk gown and guess what she had for lunch? Crushed apricots!"

"Your moon is in Saturn, take extreme care while rising."

"What the eye doesn't see the buyer doesn't know"

"Dr Smith was exploring more than the Lunar Surface"

"What Their re-playing 1960's T.V Shows In Prime Time?"

"They Promised By 1990 no Child would be living in poverty, so Why am I dressed like this, 'cause your fat + ugly Pugsley."

"Lurch feel up Tish I'm standing for parliament"

"The ol' disappearing policy trick."

"That's terrible chief if you have Politicians, without policies what do you have?"

"The Liberal Party."

"I Just love this time of evening dear. (Cliff,Vizard). Sunset Cliff? (Claire, Downey). No, Primetime!"

"I was thinking sought of you and I could go upstairs and play Doctors + Lawyers."

"Theo my son's still a virgin boy."

"Barry I want you to break that cigarette"

"Once You've seen a Smythe ad you know Smythe has his own way of doing things."

"Last year Brent Smythe made as much money as the Prime Minister and his whole cabinet squared."

"Do You Know were i can get my hands on a Hey Hey It's Saturday T-Shirt I enclose a $25 postal order."

"Suck A Duck, making Australian's what they are today."

"You really knocked their socks of back there"

"Didn't you see the way Hancock was looking at you?"

"Who's Hancock?"

"Driver take me back to the airport I think I'm in the wrong car"

"I use valvoline so I can get into these really tight jeans"

"This is one of my all time favorites. the Keating Interest Rate Classic. (Candid Camera)"

"I am A Television Station without a license. The ABC ?"

"Space the Three Years Between Elections"

"Egg put it on your Face (Keating)"

"One Stake through the heart Should Do you (man) They wouldn't 'ave given me this job if i didn't have a heart (Keating)"

"Bob were running out of hot air(Keating) well let's throw out some first homebuyers (Hawke) It's not working Bob (Keating) Well I've Got Something. "The'll be no Australian child living in poverty by 1990" (Hawke) Got any more Bob? (Keating) All our other Election promises were in my back"

"We have not sung a song since we don't when. So we thought it was time to get together again"

"I'd won a Oscar + I'd come pretty far, Without you Babe I'd become a Star"

"I wanted to inspire the nation so I wrote this song about Masturbation."

"Jeannie I want my trousers back, Jeannie"

"Wilbur if you don't get rid of that horrible animal, I'm leaving (Carol). Is that a promise? (Mr ED)"

"Claire Danes - Angela Chase"

"A.J. Langer - Rayanne Graff"

"Wilson Cruz - Rickie Vasquez"

"Devon Gummersall - Brian Krakow"

"Jared Leto - Jordan Catalano"

"Devon Odessa - Sharon Cherski"

"Lisa Wilhoit - Danielle Chase"

"Tom Irwin - Graham Chase"

"Bess Armstrong - Patty Chase"

"Gary Basaraba - Officer Ray Hechler"

"Jason Gedrick - Officer Tom Turcotte"

"Neal McDonough - David McNorris, Deputy D.A."

"Lana Parrilla - Teresa Ortiz, Paramedic"

"Donnie Wahlberg - Detective Joel Stevens"

"Mykelti Williamson - Detective Bobby 'Fearless' Smith"

"Nina Garbiras - Andrea Little, Reporter (Season One)"

"Megan Ward - Kelly Stevens"

"David Proval - LAPD Detective II Paul Turcotte"

"Dorian Harewood - LAPD Captain Ron Hicks"

"Kelly Rowan - Marian McNorris (Season One)"

"Erich Anderson - Ben Fisher (Season One)"

"Kelly Hu - Rachel Durrel (Season Two)"

"Vanessa L. Williams - LAPD Detective III Katherine Pierce (Season Two)"

"Kim Murphy - Susan (Season One)"

"Matt Craven - Dr. Michael Hirsch (Season One)"

"Martin: Danny! Danny! Oh I got him!"

"Director: Gimme!"

"Martin: Back! Thou, Shalt Not!"

"Director: I'm sowing you!"

"Martin: (angrily) That's ever not!"

"Director: Hear me?!"

"Martin: No!"

"Director: Seriously?!"

"Martin: Sit Director! (kicks this) Right now! (Danny grabs the director) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (punches Danny) YOU HAD MADE ME SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!!!!!?!"

"Director: Yes."

"Martin: NOW SIT YOU DAMN BUT DOWN OR YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Anthony LaPaglia - Jack Malone"

"Poppy Montgomery - Samantha Spade"

"Marianne Jean-Baptiste - Vivian Johnson"

"Enrique Murciano - Danny Taylor"

"Eric Close - Martin Fitzgerald"

"Roselyn Sanchez - Elena Delgado [Season 4-]"

"Holly Marie Combs - Piper Halliwell"

"Alyssa Milano - Phoebe Halliwell"

"Rose McGowan - Paige Matthews (Seasons 4-8)"

"Shannen Doherty - Prue Halliwell (Seasons 1-3)"

"Brian Krause - Leo Wyatt"

"Dorian Gregory - Darryl Morris (Seasons 1-7)"

"Julian McMahon - Cole Turner / Belthazor (Seasons 3-5, Guest Star Season 7)"

"Drew Fuller - Chris Halliwell (Season 6, Recurring Seasons 5, 7 & 8)"

"T.W. King - Andy Trudeau (Season 1)"

"Greg Vaughan - Dan Gordon (Season 2)"

"Karis Paige Bryant - Jenny Gordon (Season 2)"

"Kaley Cuoco - Billie Jenkins (Season 8)"

"Jennifer Rhodes - Penelope "Grams" Halliwell"

"Finola Hughes - Patricia "Patty" Halliwell"

"James Read - [[w:Charmed#List of Charmed family and friends|"

"Scott Jaeck - Sam Wilder (Seasons 2, 5 & 8)"

"Rebecca Balding - [[w:Charmed#List of Charmed family and friends|"

"Sandra Prosper - [[w:Charmed#List of Charmed family and friends|"

"Wes Ramsey - Wyatt Halliwell (Seasons 5-8)"

"Ivan Sergei - Henry Mitchell - (Season 8)"

"Victor Webster - Coop Haliwell - (Season 8)"

"Nicole Tubiola as Dani Davis Yerger"

"Genevieve cortese as kris Davis Yerger"

"Greg serano as Pablo Batart Yerger"

"Nana visitor as jean Ritter Yerger"

"Ryan sypek. as junior Davis Yerger"

"Micah Alberti as matt Ritter Yerger"

"Dennis weaner. as Henry Ritter Yerger"

".Andrew Hoeft as Peter Ritter Yerger"

"James Read. as. ken Davis. Yerger"

"Andrew Hoeft- peter RitterYerger"

"Ryan Sypek - Junior Davis Yerger"

"James Read - Ken Davis Yerger"

"Nicole tubiola Dani Davis Yerger"

"Home is the nicest word there is."

"Hard working folks only smell bad to people who have nothing better than stick their noses in the air! Well, whenever you stick your nose in the air with me, Nellie Oleson, it's going to get punched! (Laura to Nellie in, 2.01 The Richest Man in Walnut Grove)"

"Lemon verbena! Anyone who wears lemon verbena is a friend of mine! (Isaiah to Jenny in, 9.01 Times Are Changing)"

"My pa doesn't know anything about football (Andy to his friends in episode 5.03, "The Winoka Warriors". This comment was an inside joke on Merlin Olsen (as Andy Garvey's father Jonathan) who knew everything about football as he played for 15 seasons in the National Football League (all with the Los Angeles Rams) and appeared in the Pro Bowl for 14 of his 15 seasons)"

"[to Pa] This is your fault! You're killed a dog!"

"Laura stand the other corner. [Uncle John: (spanking on the Miss Beadle's face) You’re grounded!] No, you can’t ground me and I’m not going jail anymore!"

"Bad dog! Percival, you are a VERY bad dog!"

"Robber, he bit me!"

"Stupid dog!"

"Dakota, don't you walk away of this!"

"Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that is how I will remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears, then don't remember me at all (Julia Sanderson, 2.08 Remember Me, Part 1)"

"Eva, you're lying! [Eva: Willie and Laura, go to your room! Please!] I'll kill stand the corner! [Eva Beadle: I never sent I was.]"

"Mr. Edwards: No peekin'! Can't stand for no peekin'!"

"Nancy Oleson: You hate me!"

"Miss Beadle (and other teachers): In the corner, Willie, or I will kill myself! [Mr. Edwards: KNOCK IT OFF, Miss Beadle! You’re (he pokes Miss Beadle's chest) grounded! No TV, no work and no sit down the chair for a whole month!] But, Mr. Edwards, you won't happen again! You can’t ground me, you’re not going to jail anymore! [Mr. Edwards and Miss Beadle begins arguing conflict fighting]"

"Robber: [to Miss Beadle] Stand the corner is dead! [leaves]"

"Miss Beadle: [sobbing] Nancy, do you hear it. STAND THE CORNER IS DEAD!!!"

"Miss Beadle (and other teachers): [to dog in the school] Get out! Shoo, shoo, shoo! Kill it!"

"DON'T FEED PHIL!"

"How many kids would like to have a firepole in their room? But I beat you to the punch, you little jerks."

"Look at Phil's tummy!"

"Turbonegro came all the way from Norway to have a concert here."

"April: You know what your friends did to my car?!"

"We're building a drawbridge, look, here's the blueprints! *shows Ape a napkin with a poorly drawn drawbridge and water on it, screen shows the word "Blueprints...?"*"

"Glomb: You live with a convict.....Novak: I'm an ex-convict!"

"It happens when fat rubs together (skin tags)"

"(April takes the purple lamborghini)"

"(Glomb Making Skatepark House)Dunn:Why don't we ever do this cool shit to my house Bam:'Cos you don't have a house Dunn:Oh yeah"

"Beam me up, Scotty. - James T. Kirk"

"Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor not a... - Leonard McCoy"

"You're dead, Jim. - Leonard McCoy"

"She can't take much more of this, Captain. - Montgomery Scott"

"Millions of people who have never died before will be killed. - Spock"

"The original Star Trek, created by Gene Roddenberry, was, with a few exceptions, bad in every way that a science fiction television show could be bad. Nimoy was the only charismatic actor in the cast and, ironically, he played the only character not allowed to register emotion. This was in the days before series characters were allowed to grow and change, before episodic television was allowed to have a through line. So it didn’t matter which episode you might be watching, from which year — the characters were exactly the same. As science fiction, the series was trapped in the 1930s — a throwback to spaceship adventure stories with little regard for science or deeper ideas. It was sci-fi as seen by Hollywood: all spectacle, no substance."

"One of the truths I've been telling lately is that Kirk and Spock are not lovers... they're not even boyfriends. They're just good friends. This has offended a whole subculture that is convinced they are... I was at a convention in Milwaukee a few weeks ago. This lady comes up to me with this stuff, and after a thirty minute discussion, I finally said, 'Stop! We're arguing over whether or not two fictitious characters are getting their hands in each others' pants.'"

"There was a sense of fun in the original series, and I think we wanted to try and create three characters as distinctive as Kirk-Spock-McCoy with Kai-Stan-Xev (plus a robot head). I watched the show quite a bit when I was younger, and enjoyed some of its campier moments, i.e. "The Squire of Gothos". I also liked the one with the weird head in the sky that turned out to be Clint Howard."

"Well, when I was nine years old, Star Trek came on, I looked at it and I went screaming through the house. 'Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there's a black lady on television and she ain't no maid!'"

"The original Trek was never consistent; to modern eyes, its frequently ham-fisted writing, sexism, sluggish pacing, and lack of continuity between episodes can take some adjustments to accept. But at the show's peak, those flaws could never obscure the raw energy that drove the adventures of Kirk, Spock, and the rest of the crew of the Enterprise, nor the way that energy so often coalesced behind a fundamentally optimistic view of the universe."

"Again and again on the series, we see that communication is the solution to problems, and that understanding your enemy (if they even are an enemy) is the only way to resolve a dangerous situation. It's a concept that seems to belie every piece of Cold War doctrine foisted on the American public. The Red Menace was a danger so insidious, so malignant, that even trying to understand its beliefs and systems meant a form of surrender. This wasn't just a physical force, but a kind of philosophical brain snatcher whose tendrils, if left unchecked, would lay waste to the free world. That kind of paranoid faith in the untouchable—the assumption that some beliefs must be walled away in silence and fear—was something that Star Trek stood against in stark opposition."

"The show, released in the decade of the Vietnam War, American Civil Rights protests, the second wave of the feminist movement and the threat of nuclear war, dared to imagine what peace might look like."

"In Roddenberry's 23rd-century universe, mankind had conquered conflict and catapulted into space as a unified species – men, women, Chinese, Russians, Africans. And it seemed to work. Women weren't intergalactic secretaries, they were full officers. Communications officer Uhura, a woman and black, is fourth in command of the Enterprise."

"In a world preoccupied by the Space Race and the Cold War, the Enterprise looked into the future and saw the Russians as allies, not bushy-browed villains. Young ensign Pavel Chekov was loyal to the crew even as he displayed his love for Russia."

"Fifty years on, as racism, sexism and dying migrants make headlines, it's easy to see how radical Roddenberry’s ideas remain."

"One of the keys to Star Treks success is the fact that almost every aspect of the show is grounded one way or another in real-world concepts. Starfleet, the organization unifying humanity and aliens in the exploration of the galaxy, is one such concept and was undoubtedly influenced by Roddenberry's time as a pilot during World War II."

"I thought she (Uhura) was a glorified telephone operator in space."

"He (Martin Luther King Jr.) felt it was important that children of all races see an African American female appearing on television as an equal."

"A major area of conflict was Bill's concern that Spock was getting ahead of Kirk in terms of problem solving. Bill was worried that Kirk would seem unintelligent by contrast. And so lines of dialogue that had logically been Spock's soon became Kirk's."

"I was a sucker for Star Trek when I was a kid. They were always fun to watch. What made the show lasting was it wasn't actually about technology. It was about values and relationships. Which is why it didn't matter that the special effects were kind of cheesy and bad, right? They'd land on a planet and there are all these papier-mâché boulders. [Laughs.] But it didn't matter because it was really talking about a notion of a common humanity and a confidence in our ability to solve problems. A recent movie captured the same spirit—The Martian. Not because it had a hugely complicated plot, but because it showed a bunch of different people trying to solve a problem. And employing creativity and grit and hard work, and having confidence that if it’s out there, we can figure it out. That is what I love most about America and why it continues to attract people from all around the world for all of the challenges that we face, that spirit of "Oh, we can figure this out." And what I value most about science is this notion that we can figure this out. Well, we're gonna try this—if it doesn't work, we're gonna figure out why it didn't work and then we're gonna try something else. And we will revel in our mistakes, because that is gonna teach us how to ultimately crack the code on the thing that we're trying to solve. And if we ever lose that spirit, then we're gonna lose what is essential about America and what I think is essential about being human."

"Star Trek, like any good story, says that we're all complicated, and we've all got a little bit of Spock and a little bit of Kirk [laughs] and a little bit of Scotty, maybe some Klingon in us, right? But that is what I mean about figuring it out. Part of figuring it out is being able to work across barriers and differences. There's a certain faith in rationality, tempered by some humility. Which is true of the best art and true of the best science. The sense that we possess these incredible minds that we should use, and we're still just scratching the surface, but we shouldn’t get too cocky. We should remind ourselves that there's a lot of stuff we don't know."

"In a time when social divisions seemed unbridgeable and nuclear war appeared imminent, Star Trek offered a positive vision of the future where a united and peaceful humanity explored the stars on behalf of a Federation in which poverty, disease and violent conflict were mostly things of the past."

"Star Trek evoked this sense of technological insecurity when it introduced the Romulan Empire in the gripping "Balance of Terror." Unlike the expansionist Klingons, the Romulans are xenophobic and insular, destroying anyone who violates the Neutral Zone. Thus, the Romulan Empire resembled Mao's isolationist China, then in the grips of the Cultural Revolution — a closed society perceived as a potential threat that might at any moment pour across neighboring borders. The Romulan Neutral Zone also references the Demilitarized Zone separating the divided northern and southern halves of Korea and (at the time) Vietnam."

"In spirit, the original Star Trek was opposed to war and nuclear weapons. However, it could not help sketching a universe in which opposing alliances resorted to espionage, gunboat diplomacy and covert operations. That Cold War influence came across in a different way 25 years after the series debut in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, the last Star Trek movie featuring the full original crew. An exploding moon-based power station — shades of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster — leads to an economic and environmental crisis in the Klingon Empire."

"Bill [Shatner] was very upset when Leonard came on particularly strong at the beginning [of the series] because he said, "Am I not the Captain? How come [the writers] don't appreciate that?" It was a very natural reaction. I said to Shatner, "If we had an Eskimo as a second character, you could be sure the Eskimo would get the most delightful lines because of what he is." I advised him not to worry about Spock because all that reflected on Shatner, particularly if Shatner continued to treat Spock properly in the show. I suggested they should show each other a lot of friendship in the show and it would eventually right itself. And, indeed, it did eventually right itself."

"Star Trek offers an almost infinite number of exciting Science Fiction stories, thoroughly practical for television? How? Astronomers put it this way: Ff^2 (MgE) - C^1R1^1 x M = L/So Or to put it in simpler terms, by multiplying the 400,000,000,000 galaxies (star clusters) in the heavens by an estimation of average stars per galaxy (7,700,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000), we have the approximate number of stars in the universe, as we understand it now. And so… …if only one in a billion of these stars is a "sun" with a planet...<br /[A]nd only one in a billion of these is of earth size and composition... [T]here would still be something near 2,800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 worlds with a potential of oxygen-carbon life... [O]r...(by the most conservative estimates of chemical and organic probability), something like three million worlds with a chance of intelligent life and social evolution similar to our own."

"The time is somewhere in the future. It could be 1995 or maybe 2995."

"Star Trek was again a very inconsistent show which at times sparkled with true ingenuity and pure science fiction approaches. At other times it was more carnival-like, and very much more the creature of television than the creature of a legitimate literary form."

"Captain Kirk was captain of everybody'sfate. He was a dictator."

"What matters is not what they look like now, but what they looked to others at the time that they prevailed... There is only one spaceship that's earlier than [the original Enterprise], and that's the flying saucer from The Day the Earth Stood Still. So, what matters here is, what did [the Enterprise] look like at the time it came out (1966) compared with anything that had been imagined before? And when you consider that, that is the most astonishing machine that has ever graced the screen."

"The Enterprise was the first ever [spaceship represented in storytelling that was not designed to go from one place to another; [it was] only designed to explore. It was revolutionary in terms of what we would think space would, and should, be about."

"Since its official beginning in New York city in the summer of 1972 with the first fan-organized convention, Star Trek has become a genuine popular phenomenon. So great has been the enthusiasm generated by viewers of the original 1960s series that in fall 1986, twenty years after its first telecast, Star Trek was syndicated in 145 national markets and numerous foreign markets."

"It is not my intention here to recount the history of the series or of the fan phenomenon, as these have been fruitfull explored in a number of popular and scholarly sources. Rather, I want to devote more attention to what I believe to be one of the least discussed aspects of the Star Trek phenomenon-the relationship of the series to the Cold War subtext of the post-war science fiction genre, especially in the context of the show’s original broadcasts during the period of the greatest scalation of the Vietnam War, 1966-1969. The meaning or appeal of any widely popular and enduring classic such as Star Trek is not reducible to any single reading or interpretation However, if we are to understand Star Trek in historical context, its mediation of Cold War themes would seem to be an important underlying element of the series and one worthy of further investigation."

"William Shatner – Captain James T. Kirk"

"Leonard Nimoy – Commander Spock"

"DeForest Kelley – Doctor Leonard McCoy"

"James Doohan – Montgomery "Scotty" Scott"

"George Takei – Hikaru Sulu"

"Nichelle Nichols – Uhura"

"Walter Koenig – Pavel Chekov"

"Majel Barrett – Nurse Christine Chapel/Ship Computer"

"Jeffrey Hunter – Captain Christopher Pike ("The_Menagerie" & "The Cage")"

""All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by." - John Masefield"

"Avery Brooks – Benjamin Sisko"

"Nana Visitor – Kira Nerys"

"Alexander Siddig – Doctor Julian Bashir"

"Colm Meaney – Chief Miles O'Brien"

"René Auberjonois – Constable Odo"

"Cirroc Lofton – Jake Sisko"

"Armin Shimerman – Quark"

"Terry Farrell – Jadzia Dax [Seasons 1–6]"

"Michael Dorn – Lieutenant Commander Worf [Seasons 4–7]"

"Nicole de Boer – Ezri Dax [Season 7]"

"Contrary to a comment from NY Comic Con, Michael Piller and I pitched our ideas for DS9 to Gene, and he gave us his enthusiastic approval."

"We pitched the concept and characters. We didn't lay-out 7 years of story arcs. It was far too early to know where it was going."

"When Gene died, both Michael Piller and I were involved in creating and writing Deep Space Nine, and we never really got a chance to talk to him about it because he was quite ill at that point. But even with Deep Space Nine and later Voyager, and Enterprise I felt it was important that as long as something had the Star Trek name on it that it stayed true to Gene’s belief of what Star Trek was all about."

"I think Deep Space [Nine] was the show that really took Star Trek as far as you could take it. You have the original series which is a sort of a landmark, it changes everything about the way science fiction is presented on television, at least space-based science fiction. Then you have Next Generation which, for all of its legitimate achievements is still a riff on the original. It's still sort of like, ok, it's another star ship and it's another captain – it's different but it's still a riff on the original. Here comes Deep Space [Nine] and it just runs the table in a different way. It just says ok, you think you know what Star Trek is, let's put it on a space station, and let's make it darker. Let's make it a continuing story, and let's continually challenge your assumptions about what this American icon means. And I think it was the ultimate achievement for the franchise. Personally, I think it's the best of all of them, I think it's an amazing piece of work."

"The truth is that if Gene (Roddenberry) was alive -had been alive- DS9 would have never been made, because he absolutely said “no” to it when it was presented to him. He said ‘Star Trek is about exploring space, it’s not about a hotel in space.’ So, it would never have happened."

"Were Piller and Berman aware of B5 at any time? No. Of that I am also confident. The only question in my mind is to what degree did the development people steer them? One scenario is that they did not steer them at ALL…but knowing of B5, and knowing how swell it would be if they could co-opt B5, if Piller and Berman came up with a space station on their own, they would likely say nothing, even though they might be viewed as being under a moral obligation to say something. Another scenario is that they gave direction to the creative folks without telling them the origin of that direction. There are several ways of dealing with this. One is to launch a major suit with full powers of discovery. The result is that DS9 gets tied up for months, maybe even years in litigation, and maybe the show doesn’t go forward. It also means hundreds of thousands of dollars spent by Warners and me and others pursuing this…not to mention the sense of ill will that will fly back and forth."

"The people that really understand and love Star Trek are no longer there. When Gene Roddenbery passed, that really was the end of Star Trek, as we knew it. The series that came on immediately after was Deep Space Nine, which was the polar opposite of Gene’s philosophy and vision of the future, Star Trek lost it’s way then and now the people at Paramount are all new people. Herb Solow who was the executive in charge of Desilu Studios is now a professor in Wales. We became very good friends and we had dinner with him and his wife before they left, and when I was in London last year I saw an article about a Professor Herb Solow! But, basically the people now at the studio have absolutely no connection with Star Trek as we knew it, sadly."

"I'm working on Buffy: Deep Space Nine. It will be dark and badly received."

"Things were dictated by the times, by it being post-9/11, but I wanted us to hopefully get back to having a little bit more fun on the show and to get out of that whole Xindi thing. That would have been fun. I think we were pointing in that direction. I think the group was ready to go. The cast was ready to get there, and I think we could have had a blast. But we just didn’t get to go there. And I wanted Archer to kind of grow up and lighten up a little bit."

"Q: The prequel concept sounded so promising, but fans never embraced Enterprise the way they had the other shows. Assuming you agree with that statement, why didn’t Trek fans connect with Enterprise to the same degree they had the previous series?"

"TrekCore: What were the things on Enterprise that you really wanted to do in the fifth season? The biggest tragedy is when it got cut short. Where were you going to take it?"

"It (the romance with Tucker) was so monotonous. There were a lot of feelings, but nothing ever happened. We repeated the same story over and over. Either make it a relationship or don't, but you can't walk this line forever. It's boring."

"I had assumptions, and we all know what happens when we assume. I assumed that the ending would be about our show and not a wrap-up of the conglomerate."

"We started out with 13 million viewers on the pilot, and we somehow managed to drive 11 million of them away."

"Star Trek: Enterprise was the first Trek series to appear after 9/11, and reflected these new realities. The prequel series crew stumbled as they confronted all manner of unfamiliar civilizations, and did not even get along with the Vulcans very well. Then, in season three a 9/11-style attack on Earth forced Starfleet to launch an expedition to go after the shadowy Xindi, who had launched the strike. Making the Xindi potentially scary was the consortium nature of their alliance, including humanoid, arboreal, insectoid and aquatic species. Just as al Qaeda was an international terrorist consortium, the Xindi was more dangerous together than separately — a fact the Enterprise crew use to pry away some of the species from the organization."

"There was a flood of letters from every corner of the world advocating for this Excelsior series and then Paramount suddenly decided they didn’t want fan advice or participation and went ahead and did what they wanted to anyway with Enterprise which was a disastrous failure."

"Well, Enterprise too was literally going in the wrong direction. Gene was always forward looking and in terms of drama he wanted the shock of the new: new life, new civilizations. When you go backward people start nitpicking at the cannon and the technology."

"(To Edith) You stupid woman!"

"(To Madame Fanny) Shut up, you (silly) old bat."

"You may wonder what I am doing...."

"Oh Yvette!"

"René! What are you doing with that woman?"

"René! What are you doing, holding that poor servant-girl in your arms?"

"Ooooh, Rrrrenéééé!"

"Edith! Yvette! Maria/Mimi! Oh! Does nobody hear the cries of an poor old woman!?"

"Ze flashing knobs, ze flashing knobs!! (in later seasons, Leclerc often comes out from the bedclothes)"

"Not the onion soup!"

"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."

"Can you do nothing right?!"

"Monsieur Alfonse, undertaker - Swiftly, and with style."

"Ze small hearse with ze small horse."

"Ohhh... my dicky ticker!"

"I love you, I love you! (running after Madame Edith and pinching her bum)"

"It is I, Leclerc!"

"Leclerc: It is I, Leclerc, man of a thousand faces!"

"René: All of them the same."

"May I kiss you?"

"Yes, Herr Flick!"

"[at the top of her voice] GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN!"

"Gid moaning."

"I have bad nose."

"I have a massage from Michelle."

"I was pissing by the door..."

"I was in the poop"

"Hole Hotler!"

"Take off your clothes."

"You may kiss me!"

"Flick ze Gestapo... no, I said FLICK ze Gestapo!"

"Give me my powerful Gestapo binoculars."

"You vill dress as a woman of the opposite sex"

"What-a mistake-a to make-a"

"Da a beautiful laidy i-a kiss-a your hand"

"Heil-a Mussolini! (in response to General Von Klinkerhoffen's "Heil Hitler")"

"My heart goes boom-titi-boom... titi-boom"

"Colonnello! (kisses Von Strohm on his bald head)"

"Ow are you getting on, ey?"

"'tler! (pronouncing only the last third of "Heil Hitler!")"

"Hello! (when they come out of hiding)"

"(Jolly) good show!"

"Gorden Kaye - René Artois"

"Carmen Silvera - Edith Artois"

"Vicki Michelle - Yvette Carte-Blanche"

"Francesca Gonshaw - Maria Recamier"

"Rose Hill - Fanny La Fan"

"Sue Hodge - Mimi Labonq"

"Jack Haig - Roger LeClerc"

"Robin Parkinson - Ernest LeClerc"

"Kirsten Cooke - Michelle Dubois from the Resistance"

"Kenneth Connor - Monsieur Alphonse (undertaker)"

"Hilary Minster - General Erich Von Klinkerhoffen"

"Richard Marner - Col. Kurt von Strohm"

"Guy Siner - Lt. Hubert Gruber"

"Kim Hartman - Pvt./LCpl. Helga Geerhart"

"Sam Kelly - Captain Hans Geering"

"Richard Gibson - Herr Otto Flick of the Gestapo"

"John Louis Mansi - Bobby Cedric Von Smallhousen(also from the Gestapo)"

"Gavin Richards - Captain Alberto Bertorelli"

"Arthur Bostrom - Officer Crabtree"

"John D. Collins - British airman Gavin Fairfax"

"Nicholas Frankau - British airman Bumbley Carstairs"

"Stuart Pankin as Earl Sinclair"

"Jessica Walter as Fran Sinclair"

"Jason Willinger as Robbie Sinclair"

"Sally Struthers as Charlene Sinclair"

"Kevin Clash as Baby Sinclair"

"Florence Stanley as Ethyl Hinkleman Phillips"

"Sam McMurray as Uncle Roy Hess"

"Sherman Hemsley as B.P. Richfield"

"Christopher Meloni as Spike"

"Michael Chiklis — Vic Mackey (2002–2008)"

"Walton Goggins — Shane Vendrell (2002–2008)"

"CCH Pounder — Claudette Wyms (2002–2008)"

"Jay Karnes — Holland "Dutch" Wagenbach (2002–2008)"

"Kenneth Johnson — Curtis "Lem" Lemansky (2002–2006)"

"Benito Martinez — David Aceveda (2002–2008)"

"Catherine Dent — Danielle "Danny" Sofer (2002–2008)"

"Michael Jace — Julien Lowe (2002–2008)"

"David Rees Snell — Ronnie Gardocki (2006–2008, recurring 2002–2005)"

"Glenn Close — Monica Rawling (2005)"

"Reed Diamond — Terry Crowley (2002, recurring 2003)"

"Paula Garces — Tina Hanlon (2008, recurring 2006–2007)"

"David Marciano — Steve Billings (2008, recurring 2005–2007)"

"Cathy Cahlin Ryan — Corrine Mackey (2005–2008, recurring 2002–2004)"

"John Diehl - Assistant Chief Ben Gilroy (2002-2005)"

"Kurt Sutter - Margos Dezerian (2002-2004)"

"Ludwig Manukian - Ellis Rezian (2007-2008)"

"Daniel Pino - Armadillo Quintero (2003)"

"Brian White - Detective Tavon Garris (2003-2004)"

"Michael Peña - Armando "Army" Renta (2005)"

"Anthony Anderson - Antwon Mitchell (2005-2006)"

"Forest Whitaker - Lt. Jon Kavanaugh (2006-2007)"

"Peter Falk - Lieutenant Columbo"

"Debrah Farentino as Devon Adair"

"Sullivan Walker as Yale"

"Clancy Brown as John Danziger"

"J. Madison Wright as True Danziger"

"Jessica Steen as Dr. Julia Heller"

"Antonio Sabàto Jr. as Alonzo Solace"

"John Gegenhuber as Morgan Martin"

"Rebecca Gayheart as Bess Martin"

"Richard Bradford as Broderick O'Neill"

"Rockmond Dunbar as Baines"

"Marcia Mangus as Magus"

"Walter Norman as Walman"

"Kirk Trutner as Cameron"

"Danielle Fisher as Denner"

"Fredrick Lopez as Mazatl"

"Erin Murphy as Eben Sinh"

"Tim Curry as Gaal"

"Kelli Williams as Mary"

"Dawn French - Geraldine Granger"

"Gary Waldhorn - David Horton"

"James Fleet - Hugo Horton"

"John Bluthal - Frank Pickle"

"Liz Smith - Mrs Cropley"

"Trevor Peacock - Jim Trott"

"Roger Lloyd Pack - Owen Newitt"

"Emma Chambers - Alice Tinker"

"Greetings to all of you at the ICPO, I am L. (Ep. 2)"

"Naturally, I am very interested to know how you're able to commit these murders without being present... but I don't mind waiting a little bit longer. You can answer all of my questions when I catch you. Let's meet again soon, Kira. (Ep. 2)"

"Coincidence? No, too convenient. This can only mean that Kira has access to police information. It's obvious now, this is a direct challenge to me. (Ep. 3)"

"I just find [phones] distracting. I can't stand when people's cell phones are ringing when I'm trying to talk. (Ep. 6)"

"Kira is childish and he hates losing... I am also childish and I hate to lose. That's how I know. (Ep. 6)"

"He who strikes first wins. (Ep. 10)"

"I don't sit like this because I want to. I have to sit like this. You see, if I were to sit normally, my deductive skills would immediately be reduced by roughly 40%. (Ep. 10)"

"As long as it doesn't kill me, college is a lot of fun. (Ep. 15)"

"I'll give you a strawberry if you keep this a secret. (Ep. 19)"

"However gifted you are, you alone can't change the world. (L: Change the World)"

"Look around you, and all you will see are people the world would be better off without. (Ep. 1)"

"This world is rotten, and those who are making it rot deserve to die! Someone has to do it, so why not me? Even if it means sacrificing my own mind and soul, it's worth it. Because the world... can't go on like this! I wonder... what if someone else had picked up this notebook? Is there anyone out there other than me who'd be willing to eliminate the vermin from the world? If I don't do it, then who will? That's just it; there's no one! I can do it! In fact... I'm the only one who can! I'll do it. Using the Death Note, I'll change the world... (Ep. 1)"

"I am Justice! I protect the innocent and those who fear evil. I'm the one that will become the god of a new world that every one desires! (Ep. 2)"

"L.. I will hunt you down wherever you're hiding and I will eliminate you. I am justice! (Ep. 2)"

"In this world, there are very few people who actually trust each other. (Ep. 3)"

"I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... and eat it! (Ep. 8)"

"I'll take a potato chip; and eat it! (Ep. 8)"

"You can't ever win if you're always on the defensive. To win, you have to attack! (Ep. 10)"

"L, do you know gods of death love apples? (Ep. 10)"

"I've never considered finding that notebook and gaining that power a misfortune. (Ep. 10)"

"This is the first time in my life that I've been provoked to hit a woman. (Ep. 14)"

"The thing I hate the most is to trample on other people's good will. (Ep. 17)"

"I've won. Exactly as planned. (Ep. 24)"

"Humans aren't made perfectly. Everyone lies. Even so... I've been careful not to tell lies that hurt others. (Ep. 25)"

"Just as I thought. Without L, this is too easy. (Ep. 26)"

"I have a mind of a genius and a strong sense of justice."

"This world is still rotten!.. With too many rotten people."

"Our battle will be concluded, and I will begin my reign from the summit of victory!"

"In the end, L is indeed the greatest detective on earth..."

"But you know the saying, "play with fire, and you'll get burned". I'll make you regret underestimating L...underestimating me."

"I must protect my fledging Utopia."

"No matter what the world is, the god of that world creates the rules. In truth, you have been defeated by the rules I created. And as punishment for defying the God of the new world, you will die..."

"For murderers, there is no good or evil. I know that."

"He was someone who deserved to die."

"I came to exterminate the vermin of this world!"

"I will reign over a new world."

"Catch me...if you can."

"It's a trap! This is all part of Near's plot to frame me! Isn't it a little odd that no one died after having their names written in the Notebook?! This proves it's a trap! (Ep. 37)"

"That's right, I am Kira. And what can you do? Kill me right here? (Ep. 37)"

"I am God of the new world! (Ep. 37)"

"Kill me? Is that really the right thing to do? Since Kira's appearance six years ago, wars have stopped and global crime rates have been reduced by over 70 percent. But it's not enough, this world is still rotten. With too many rotten people. Somebody has to do this, and when I first got that notebook all those years ago I knew I had to do it. No, I was the only one who could. I understood that killing people was a crime. There was no other way! The world had to be fixed! A purpose given to me! Only I could do it. Who else could have done it, and come this far?! Would they have kept going?! The only one who can create a new world - is me. (Ep. 37)"

"Matsuda, you idiot! Who the hell do you think you're shooting at?! Don't screw with me! (Ep. 37)"

"Misa-Misa loves to eat. Misa-Misa loves Yagami Light."

"Misa's song (from episode 25)"

"I wanna eliminate my competition. I will be the best. I don't care what it takes. (Ep. 27)"

"If you can't win the game, if you can't solve the puzzle, then you're nothing but a loser. (Ep. 27)"

"Don't worry, Commander Rester, making assumptions is part of any investigation. If we're wrong, all it'll cost is an apology. (Ep. 30)"

"Keep all important information in your mind only. (Ep. 30)"

"No. You're just a murderer, Light Yagami. And this notebook is the deadliest weapon of mass murder in the history of mankind. You yielded to the power of the shinigami and the notebook and you have confused yourself with a god. In the end, you're nothing more than a crazy serial killer. That's all you are. Nothing more, and nothing less. (Ep. 37)"

"Light Yagami, L, Kira, it's over. You've lost the game. (Ep. 37)"

"Humans are truly... disgusting creatures!"

"Light Yagami might be as pure as Misa... He was not using the Death Note for himself, but rather he was using the notebook in order to better humanity as a whole."

"Light... he can even kill a shinigami. He has surpassed us."

"You've taken quite a liking to it. (Ep. 1, first words to Light)"

"Look at how many people you've killed in only five days. Most are reluctant to write this much. (Ep. 1)"

"Let's just say this: you will feel the fear and pain known only to humans who've used the notebook. And when it's your time to die, it will fall on me to write your name in my death note. Be warned any human who's used a death note can neither go to heaven nor hell for eternity... That's all. (Ep. 1)"

"I didn't choose you. Don't you see this is all just an accident? You actually thought you were chosen because you're so smart or something? Don't be so vain. It just happen to fall around here and you just happen to pick it up, and that's all there is to it. (Ep. 1)"

"You're asking me why? I did it 'cause I was bored. (Ep. 1)"

"Humans are... So much fun. (Ep. 2)"

"You have lost, Light. Didn't I say in the beginning... when you die, the one who'll write your name down in a notebook will be me? That is... the deal between the Shinigami... and the first human to get their hands on the note in the human world. Once you enter the prison, I don't know when you'll die. It's annoying to wait... Your life is already over. You'll die here. Well, it was good while it lasted... We killed some boredom, didn’t we? We did some various and interesting things... (Ep. 37)"

"Well, Light, it looks like you've lost. Remember how in the beginning, when we first met, I told you that I'd be the one writing your name in my notebook? That is part of the agreement, between the Shinigami who brings a notebook to the human world... and the first human who picks it up. If they put you in prison, who knows when you'd die? And I don't wanna lie around waiting. So, it's all over. You'll die here. It was good while it lasted. We eased each other's boredom for quite a while. Well, Light, it's been interesting. (Ep. 37, as Light dies, the last words in the anime)"

"Ryuk: Why even bother? What are you trying to achieve by passing judgement on them? I mean, why do you care? Light: Because I've been bored too, Ryuk. (Ep. 1)"

"Light: At first I wrote the names of the worst criminals I could think of, like I was cleaning up the world one name at a time, so that eventually no one will ever do anything evil again. And while the truly guilty ones who deserve to be punished for their crimes die of heart attacks, the people who are less guilty but who still make trouble for others will slowly be erased through disease and accidental death. Then and only then the world will start moving in the right direction. It'll be new world free of injustice and populated by people who I've judged to be honest, kind, and hardworking. Ryuk: But if you did that, it'd make you the only bad person left. Light: Huh? I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a hardworking honor student who's considered to be one of Japan's best and brightest. And I... I will become the God of this new world. Ryuk: It's just as I thought.. Humans are so interesting. (Ep. 1)"

"Light: Kira, deaths by accident, by disease, designated times of death, it's all just as we suspected. We were right. L: No, unfortunately, we can only be completely sure after those people they've named are dead. We will continue to monitor these meetings and take note of what they say, how they act, and most importantly whether the people they choose actually die. If we can confirm the connection between their plans and the deaths, then we'll definitely be able to catch Kira. Light (in unison with Chief Yagami): Ryūzaki! L (with his mouth full): What is it? There is no need to yell in unison. Light: I can't carry on knowing these people will die. That's just immoral. (Ep. 20)"

"Light: Ryūzaki. Do you think that I'm actually capable of becoming a murderer, Kira? Even after I help you catch him, do I seem like that kind of person to you? L: Yes, you do. I've always thought so. (Ep. 20)"

"Episode 1:"

":The human whose name is written in this note shall die."

":This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected."

"Episode 2:"

":If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack."

":After writing the cause of death, details of death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds."

"Episode 3:"

":This note shall become the property of the human world, once it touches the ground of (arrives in) the human world."

":The owner of the note can recognize the image and voice of its original owner, i.e. a god of death."

"Episode 4:"

":The human who uses this note can neither go to Heaven nor Hell"

":If the time of death is written within 40 seconds after writing the cause of death as a heart attack, the time of death can be manipulated, and the time can go into effect within 40 seconds after writing the name."

"Episode 5:"

":The human who touches the DEATH NOTE can recognize the image and voice of its original owner, a god of death, even if the human is not the owner of the note"

":The person in possession of the DEATH NOTE is possessed by a god of death, its original owner, until they die."

"Episode 6:"

":If a human uses the note, a god of death usually appears in front of him/her within 39 days after he/she uses the note."

":Gods of death, the original owners of the DEATH NOTE, do not do, in principle, anything which will help or prevent the deaths in the note."

"Episode 7:"

":A god of death has no obligation to completely explain how to use the note or rules which will apply to the human who owns it."

":A god of death can extend his life by putting human names on the note, but humans cannot."

"Episode 8:"

":A person can shorten his or her own life by using the note."

":The human who becomes the owner of the DEATH NOTE can, in exchange of half of his/her remaining life, get the eyeballs of the god of death which will enable him/her to see a human's name and remaining lifetime when looking through them."

"Episode 9:"

":A god of death cannot be killed even if stabbed in his heart with a knife or shot in the head with a gun. However, there are ways to kill a god of death, which are not generally known to the gods of death."

":The conditions for death will not be realized unless it is physically possible for that human or it is reasonable..."

"Episode 10:"

":The specific scope of the condition for death is not known to the gods of death, either. So, you must examine and find out."

":One page taken from the DEATH NOTE, or even a fragment of the page, contains the full effects of the note."

"Episode 11:"

":The instrument to write with can be anything, ((e.g. cosmetics, blood, etc)) as long as it can write directly on the note and remains as legible letters."

":Even the original owners of the DEATH NOTE, gods of death, do not know much about the note."

"Episode 12:"

":You may also write the cause and/or details of death prior to filling in the name of the individual. Be sure to insert the name in front of the written cause of death. You have about 19 days (according to the human calendar) in order to fill in a name."

":Even if you do not actually possess the DEATH NOTE, the effect will be the same if you can recognize the person and his/her name to place in the blank."

"Episode 13:"

":The DEATH NOTE will not affect those under 780 days old."

":The DEATH NOTE will be rendered useless if the victim's name is misspelled four times."

"Episode 14:"

":"Suicide" is a valid cause of death. Basically all humans are thought to possess the possibility to commit suicide. It is, therefore, not something "unbelievable to think of"."

":Whether the cause of the individual's death is either a suicide or accident, If the death leads to the death of more than the intended, the person will simply die of a heart attack. This is to ensure that other lives are not influenced."

"Episode 15:"

":Even after the individual's name, the time of death, and death condition on the DEATH NOTE were filled out, the time and condition of death can be altered as many time as you want, as long as it is changed within 6 minutes and 40 seconds from the time it was filled in. But, of course, this is only possible before the victim dies."

":Whenever you want to change anything written on the DEATH NOTE within 6 minutes and 40 seconds after you wrote, you must first rule out the characters you want to erase with two straight lines."

"Episode 16:"

":The time and condition of death can be changed, but once the victim's name has been written, the individual's death can never be avoided."

":If you lose the DEATH NOTE or have it stolen, you will lose its ownership unless you retrieve it within 490 days."

"Episode 17:"

":If you have traded the eye power of a god of death, you will lose the eye power as well as the memory of the DEATH NOTE, once you lose its ownership. At the same time, the remaining half of your life will not be restored."

":You may lend the DEATH NOTE to another person while maintaining its ownership. Subletting it to yet another person is possible, too."

"Episode 18:"

":The borrower of the DEATH NOTE will not be followed by a god of death. The god of death always remains with the owner of the DEATH NOTE. Also the borrower can not trade the eyesight of the god of death."

":When the owner of the DEATH NOTE dies while the Note is being lent, its ownership will be transferred to the person who is holding it at that time."

"Episode 19:"

":If the DEATH NOTE is stolen and the owner is killed by the thief, its ownership will automatically be transferred to the thief."

":When the same name is written on more than two DEATH NOTES, the Note which was first filled in will take effect, regard less of the time of death."

"Episode 20:"

":If written the same name on more than two DEATH NOTES is completed within a 0.06—second difference, it is regarded as simultaneous; the DEATH NOTE will not take effect and the individual written will not die."

":The god of death must at least own one DEATH NOTE. That DEATH NOTE must never be lent to or written by a human."

"Episode 21:"

":Exchanging and writing on the DEATH NOTE between the gods of death is no problem."

":If the god of death decides to use the DEATH NOTE to kill the assassin of an individual he favours, the individual's life will be extended, but the god of death will die."

"Episode 22:"

":The dead god of death will disappear, but the DEATH NOTE will remain. The ownership of this DEATH NOTE is usually carried over to the next god of death that touches it, but it is common sense that it is returned to the Great god of death."

":Only by touching each other's DEATH NOTE can human individuals who own the DEATH NOTE in the human world recognize the appearance or voice of each other's god of death."

"Episode 23:"

":An individual with the eye power of a god of death can fell the name and life span of the other humans by looking at that person's face. By possessing the DEATH NOTE, an individual gains the ability to kill and stops being a victim. From this point, a person with the DEATH NOTE cannot see the life span of other DEATH NOTE owners, including him/herself. But, it is not really necessary for the individual to view the life span of him/herself nor other DEATH NOTE owners."

":The god of death must not tell humans the names or life spans of individuals he sees. This is to avoid confusion in the human world."

"Episode 24:"

":It is prerequisite for the DEATH NOTE used in the human world that a living god of death makes sure that the humans in the human world use it."

":It is very difficult to consider that a god of death who has possessed a human could die, but if he should die, the DEATH NOTE that he brought into the human world will not lose its power."

"Episode 27:"

":If you just write "die of accident" for the cause of death the victim will die from a natural accident after 6 minutes and 40 seconds from the time of writing it."

":Even though only one name is written in the DEATH NOTE if it influences and causes other humans that are not written in it to die the victim's cause of death will be a heart attack."

"Episode 28:"

":If you have traded the eye power of a god of death you will see a person's primary life span in the human world."

":The name you see with the eye power of a god of death are the names needed to kill that person. You will be able to see the names even if than (that) person isn't registered in the family registration."

"Episode 29:"

":If a person loses possession of a DEATH NOTE, they will not recognize the gods of death by sight or voice any more, If however, the owner lets someone else touch his DEATH NOTE, from that time on, that person will recognize the god of death."

":In accordance with the above, the human who touched the DEATH NOTE and began to recognize the gods of death's sight and voice, will continue to recognize it until that human actually owns the DEATH NOTE and subsequently looses possession of it."

"Episode 30:"

":If a DEATH NOTE owner accidentally misspells a name four times, that person will be free from being killed by the DEATH NOTE, However, if they intentionally misspell the name four times, the DEATH NOTE owner will die."

":The person whose name was misspelled four times on purpose will not be free of death by a DEATH NOTE."

"Episode 31:"

":When regaining ownership of the DEATH NOTE, the memories associated with the DEATH NOTE will also return. In cases where you were involved with other DEATH NOTEs as well, memories of all the DEATH NOTEs involved will return."

":Even without obtaining ownership, memories will return just by touching the DEATH NOTE."

"Episode 32:"

":If a DEATH NOTE is owned in the human world against the god of death's will, that god of death is permitted to stay in the human world in order to retrieve it."

":In that case, if there are other DEATH NOTEs in the human world, the gods of death are not allowed to reveal to humans that DEATH NOTE's owner or its location."

"Episode 33:"

":In the event that there are more than 6 DEATH NOTEs in the human world, only the first 6 DEATH NOTEs that have been delivered to humans will have effect."

":The seventh DEATH NOTES will not become active until one of the other 6 DEATH NOTEs is burned up, or a god of death takes one of them back to the world of gods of death."

"Episode 34:"

":The DEATH NOTE will not take effect if you write a specific victim's name using several different pages."

":But the front and back of a page is considered as one page. For example, the DEATH NOTE will still take effect even if you write the victim's surname on the front page and given name on the back."

"Episode 35:"

":In the world of gods of death there are a few copies of what humans may call user guidebook for using the DEATH NOTE in the human world. However, the guidebook is not allowed to be delivered to humans."

":It is perfectly okay for gods of death to read the guidebook for him/herself and teach humans about his contents, no matter what the content may be."

"Episode 36:"

"Episode 37:"

":All humans will, without exception, eventually die."

":After they die, the place they go is MU. (Nothingness)"

"So, come on! Kill me if you can! (1)"

"Justice will, without fail, prevail. (2)"

"Let's value our lives. (11)"

"I just can't stand it when someone's cell phone rings when I'm talking. (11)"

"Kira is childish and he hates losing... I'm also childish and hate losing. (11)"

"Let's show him... that the good guys always win. (11)"

"In the end, I'll win."

"It is insulting. So I went into depression."

"This isn't divine judgment. It's the work of some childish killer who's playing at divine retribution, that's all. (18)"

"He who moves first always wins. (20)"

"I just can't sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40%. (21)"

"Risking your life and doing something that could easily rob you of your life are exact opposites. (23)"

"I don't like his style... it's not like mine at all. (25)"

"God of death?! You... You expect me to accept that such things exist?! (27)"

"I'm a... pervert?? (34)"

"Amane's obsessive love toward Light Yagami is just about all we've figured out. (36)"

"Light, can you please make Misa—san be quiet? (37)"

"Will you be eating that cake?... Say what you want, but I will be taking the cake. (38)"

"Why are you staring at me? Are you annoyed that I am the only one who has cake? (38)"

"If you use your head, you won't get fat even if you eat sweets. (38)"

"I haven't said anything about letting them commit murder... yet... (39)"

"I'll fall in love with you? (45)"

"My number of friends has increased yet again. (45)"

"I know that line is a bunch of bull... (46)"

"It proves that he is becoming rather desperate. (50)"

"What an idiot. (52)"

"Light Yagami... I wasn't wrong, but... I suppose I've lost... (58)"

"That would be convincing if I didn't already know you were Kira."

"The bells are very loud today."

"You look so mad. I thought you might want some cake, too."

"But... I... (said immediately prior to death)"

"There are many types of monsters that scare me: Monsters who cause trouble without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood... and then, monsters who tell nothing but lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than others. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart; they eat even though they've never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them... because in truth, I am that monster. (Death Note Relight 2: L's Successors)"

"I guess it's time to say, farewell..."

"I am... JUSTICE!!!"

"I'm going to change the world. (1)"

"I am God! (2)"

"Those who oppose the god are truly Evil! (2)"

"I will erase him. (4)"

"L, do you know Gods of death love apples? (8)"

"The real battle starts now. (10)"

"She has to be eliminated. (13)"

"I'll make you trust me. And when you've told me everything I need to know, I'll kill you. (19)"

"You can't ever win if you're always on the defensive. To win, you have to attack. (20)"

"I've never considered finding that notebook and gaining that power a misfortune. (22)"

"I can't develop feelings. That's how most idiots screw up. (30)"

"The thing I hate the most is to trample on other people's good will. (37)"

"After I caught the current Kira, after that... I would become a Kira murderer? Do you see me as such a human being? (45)"

"For murderers, there is no good or evil. I know that. (47)"

"I won... just as planned. (53)"

"In every world, the gods always make the rules. You will fall before my fake rules and, for the sin of going against the new world's God, die. (55)"

"I am going to be the God of the new world. (58)"

"There are a lot of stupid people out there. (59)"

"I must protect my fledging utopia. (68)"

"I'll make you regret underestimating L... underestimating me. (68)"

"I'll need to appear full of confidence if I'm to take advantage of him. (68)"

"In your eyes lies all happiness for this new world. (68)"

"In the end, L is indeed the greatest detective on Earth... (68)"

"This is my win, Near. (103)"

"Under normal circumstances, humans should have continued to evolve as the greatest creatures upon this earth, but we were actually regressing. A rotten world. politics, law, education... Was there anybody around who could correct this world? But someone had to do it. (105)"

"Only I could do it! I was well aware that killing people is crime in itself! Yet at that point it was the only way to make things right! I thought to myself that someday people will come to realize this as much, and regard it as an act of justice! I had no choice but to act as Kira… it was the destiny given to me. I was chosen to renew this rotten world, to bring about true peace – a utopia. (105)"

"DON'T COME NEAR ME! Kill them! Someone kill them! (106)"

"You guys hit at the same time. Just call this one a draw. (45)"

"Why are you looking at me? It's not me. (61)"

"Light—kun what do you mean? In layman's terms... (62)"

"What was it all for then!? What about your father, what the hell did he die for!? (106)"

"I'll live my own way. (61)"

"In the end there is no greater motivation than revenge. (64)"

"He's terribly reasonable, this new L. (64)"

"So, how about you tell me right now whom you'd like me to kill and how I'll treat'cha to it. (67)"

"No kidding. So you've got no choice but to listen to us. (67)"

"Near, you say clever things. (77)"

"Which one of us will reach Kira first I wonder. (77)"

"Our goal is the same. I'll wait for you there. (77)"

"I hate evil & love justice. I do not consider the police as my enemies but as my allies against evil. (23)"

"I'm satisfied with just being used by you. Trust me. (29)"

"There's no way I'll stand for you seeing other girls. If I see that, I'll kill them. (30)"

"You just want to see me pee again, YOU PERVERT! (34)"

"Does Ryuzaki—san really swing that way? (37)"

"Eating sweets makes you fat. (38)"

"I can't go on in a world without Light. (45)"

"If it's for Light, I can die without regrets. (45)"

"What do you mean I "use my sexual charm"!? (46)"

"You can't buy peace or love with money. (80)"

"I don't even use the Internet... (46)"

"If you cannot win at the game, if you cannot solve the puzzle, you are just another loser. (61)"

"L the second! Pleased to meet'cha. (63)"

"I'm the head of the SPK... let's see... N! (63)"

"Things are getting interesting now. (64)"

"Nope. It's over! Looks like you're beaten, L. (64)"

"You, who've taken on his name, have managed — well, nothing. (66)"

"To Mello, it's like playing a video game against me, I think. See who gets to Kira, the last boss, first. (67)"

"I don't know what to say. Now, I think it's just best to observe closely. (71)"

"We will be removed. All because of that chicken we call a President… No, "chicken" is too nice. He's even lower than a maggot. (75)"

"Don't make me repeat the same thing many times. (77)"

"Which of us will get Kira first... It's a race! (77)"

"Making such a sleazebag a spokesman... (77)"

"What an obvious lie he is telling. (79)"

"For me and Mello, L has been the only person we adore and the only person who deserves our respect. (82)"

"You said she's smart but it only means she got high marks, and she's actually a stupid woman. (86)"

"Does she understand what she's doing, this stupid woman? (88)"

"To kill me, a potential avenger. (89)"

"I've wanted to make him taste his own pathetic failure with all my heart. (90)"

"It's over. You've lost the game. (103)"

"No. You're just a murderer. (105)"

"Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong, what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god, and I had His teachings before me, I would think it through, and decide if that was right or wrong myself. (105)"

"Humans are such ugly creatures. (37)"

"But Light Yagami... to kill even a shinigami... he's surpassed the shinigami. (58)"

"Humans are... so much fun. (1)"

"I feel like I'm in a sitcom."

"That was worth an Academy Award, Light. (9)"

"Humans are hilarious. (10)"

"Hey, all it did was go around in a full circle. (54)"

"Sorry, but... believe it or not, I'm a male too... (56)"

"Hehe. A disaster—struck family playing a happy—homey family... This show is funny. (60)"

"Heh. Are those the eyes of a man in love? (68)"

"What? I'm going to be possessed by such a poor imbecile? (71)"

"Shinigami trust shinigami before they trust humans. (72)"

"I can understand them, because they can exchange that money for tons of apples. (80)"

"You're using the word 'destiny' for a woman again, Light. You always use a one-patterned approach for women. (87)"

"The name I'm writing in the Death Note is yours, Light. (107)"

"Didn't I tell you in the beginning? I'll be the one to write your name when you die. This is the deal that is made between the shinigami who brought the notebook into the human's world and a human who possesses the notebook. If you are cast into jail, I will never know when you'll die. It would be annoying to wait until your death. You are finished. You'll die here. (107)"

"I will not succumb to evil."

"The real evil is the power to kill people. (22)"

"No...anything obtained by killing people can never bring true happiness. (22)"

"I have a responsibility as a parent and as the chief of police. (36)"

"Light, my son, from one murderer to another, I'll see you in Hell! (36)"

"Murderers should go to hell!"

"Light... I trust you. (72)"

"The course will be focused on the question: What is Justice? We will do so by analyzing the Japanese Anime, Death Note, featuring a young genius, named Light Yagami, who seeks to create justice in the world through a mass murder of criminals. The original twelve volume series has gone on to sell over 26 million copies, and has received nominated for several awards such as "Best Manga at the 2006 American Anime Awards, the 2007 , an Official Selection at 2008, and Obata was nominated for Best Penciller/Inker at the 2008 s." The protagonist's voice actor also won the "Best Voice Actor" award at the Tokyo International Anime Fair in 2008. In addition to the successful Anime adaptation, there have since been three live-action movies, three video games, and two spin-off novels from the material. The series has since been banned in several cities, primarily in China, to protect the physical and mental health of young students, as well as to avoid the copycat crimes that had been occurring throughout the world. We will be using Death Note as a lens to look critically at current events such as the drone strikes in the Middle East, and discuss whether or not such actions are just. The course will address aspects of vigiliantism, as well as the morality within murder. Overall, we ask students to keep an open mind and to challenge their preconceived notions of justice based upon what is actually happening in the world."

"Light Yagami – (Japanese), (English)"

"Ryuk – (Japanese), (English)"

"Misa Amane – (Japanese), (English)"

"L – (Japanese), (English)"

"Near – (Japanese), (English)"

"Mello – (Japanese), (English)"

"Touta Matsuda – (Japanese), (English)"

"Shuichi Aizawa – (Japanese), (English)"

"Soichiro Yagami – (Japanese), (English)"

"Teru Mikami – (Japanese), (English)"

"Kiyomi Takada – Masumi Okamura and (Japanese), (English)"

"Rick Jones - Speedy Cerviche/Samurai Pizza Cat #1"

"Sonja Ball - Polly Esther/Samurai Pizza Cat #3"

"Terrance Scammell - Guido Anchovy/Samurai Pizza Cat #2"

"Terrance Scammell - Narrator"

"Pauline Little - Francine Manx/Samurai Pizza Cat #0"

"Dean Hagopian - The Big Seymour Cheese"

"Matthew Holness - Garth Marenghi (as Dr. Rick Dagless M.D)"

"Richard Ayoade - Dean Learner (as Thornton Reed)"

"Matt Berry - Todd Rivers (as Dr. Lucien Sanchez)"

"Alice Lowe - Madeline Wool (as Dr. Liz Asher)"

"I love you You love me We're best friends like friends should be With a great big hug and A kiss from me to you Won't you say you love me too?"

"Super Dee Duper!"

"Stu-u-u-pendous!"

"Tee-riffic!"

"And remember, I love you!"

"Has any one seen my blankey?"

"Oh Goody Goddy *laughs*"

"I was always looking for products and programs that I felt good about and that would entertain my young son and hold his attention, because very few things would hold his attention. ... I started noticing what worked with him and what didn’t – the characters, music, pacing and so on — and I came up with a formula in my mind of what was needed in order to work with preschoolers."

"[Children recognize that] Barney thinks like them ... He celebrates the child in childhood. ... We don't really think about what the parents are going to like and dislike."

"Barney is much more than just a fun creature of kids' imaginations. He is a politically correct teacher of everything on the liberal left's agenda, from New Age evolution to radical ecology. To many children Barney has become a guru of sorts. He teaches transcendental thought and mystical ideas. Nothing comes through Barney's teachings more clearly than the New Age idea of using our minds to create miracles. No one should deny that positive or negative thinking can tremendously affect our lives. But such powers are clearly physical and end with the normal experiences we enjoy. God alone is supernatural."

"The idea of a seance is at the forefront of almost every "Barney" program. On one show Mother Goose talks to the children from one of her books. Led by Barney, the children commune with Mother Goose and conduct a seance to bring her to them. As they sing and dance their little ditty she — poof! — appears in their presence. The Bible calls that necromancy and says a person who participates in such behavior is an abomination unto the Lord. This kind of occult activity fills the "Barney" material. Conjuring someone up is certainly not kids' play!"

"Barney, the harmless, ever-so-lovable purple dinosaur who is the star of the highest-rated public TV show for children in the United States, Barney and Friends, becomes a fierce object of hate. A Barney lookalike was viciously attacked in a Texas shopping mall, and an "I Hate Barney Secret Society" has formed, turning Barney's "I Love You, You Love Me" theme song into "I Hate You, You Hate Me, Let's Go Out and Kill Barney!" ... Barney and Friends was envisioned as a toddler show. It was created in the late 1987 by Sheryl Leach, a young mother who wanted a simple program that would entertain her pre-school children. ... Kindergarteners often do still like Barney, but by grade school, most children have learned to disdain him. ... How one wields Barney (whether one "loves" him or "hates" him) is akin to riding a merry-go-round: one does it differently at different ages."

"Barney and Friends is known for drawing the adoration of preschool viewers and the occasional joke or rolling of the eyes from parents and other adults due to its saccharin sweet content."

"Ronnie Barker - Norman Stanley Fletcher"

"Fulton Mackay - Mr Mackay"

"Richard Beckinsale - Lennie Godber"

"Brian Wilde - Mr Barrowclough"

"Peter Vaughan - 'Genial' Harry Grout"

"Sam Kelly - ‘Bunny’ Warren"

"Tony Osoba - Jim "Jock" McLaren"

"Christopher Biggins - Lukewarm"

"David Jason - Blanco Webb"

"Brian Glover - Cyril Heslop"

"Ronald Lacey - Harris"

"Ken Jones - 'Horrible' Ives"

"Michael Barrington - 'The Governor' Geoffrey Venables"

"Patricia Brake - Ingrid Fletcher"

"Maurice Denham - The Honourable Mr Justice Stephen Rawley"

"Ray Dunbobbin - Evans"

"Dudley Sutton - Reg Urwin 'with a U'"

"Philip Madoc - Williams"

"Scott Wolf - Bailey Salinger"

"Matthew Fox - Charlie Salinger"

"Neve Campbell - Julia Salinger"

"Lacey Chabert - Claudia Salinger"

"Jennifer Love Hewitt - Sarah Reeves"

"Jeremy London - Griffin Holbrook"

"Paula Devicq - Kirsten Bennett"

"Scott Grimes - Will McCorkle"

"Michael Goorjian - Justin Thompson"

"Alexondra Lee - Callie Martel"

"Tom Mason - Joe Mangus"

"David Jason - Derek "Del Boy" Trotter"

"Nicholas Lyndhurst - Rodney Trotter"

"Lennard Pearce - Grandad"

"Buster Merryfield - Uncle Albert"

"Tessa Peake-Jones - Raquel"

"Gwyneth Strong - Cassandra"

"Ben Smith - Damien"

"Roger Lloyd Pack - Trigger"

"John Challis - Boycie"

"Sue Holderness - Marlene"

"Paul Barber - Denzil"

"Patrick Murray - Mickey Pearce"

"Kenneth MacDonald - Mike"

"Roy Heather - Sid"

"Jonathan Tucker - Tommy Donnelly"

"Tom Guiry - Jimmy Donnelly"

"Billy Lush - Kevin Donnelly"

"Michael Stahl-David - Sean Donnelly"

"Olivia Wilde - Jenny Reilly"

"Keith Nobbs - Joey Ice Cream"

"Kirk Acevedo - Nicky Cottero"

"Kate Mulgrew - Helen Donnelly"

"Michael Rispoli - Al "Alo" Onatero"

"Chris Bauer - Hugh "Huey" Farrell"

"Peter Greene - Derek "Dokey" Farrell"

"Roma Downey - Monica"

"Della Reese - Tess"

"John Dye - Andrew (recurring season 2, main seasons 3–9)"

"Valerie Bertinelli - Gloria (guest season 7, main seasons 8–9)"

"Bryan Greenberg - Nick Garrett"

"Laura Prepon - Hannah Daniels"

"Tom Berenger - The Commander"

"Odette Yustman - Aubrey"

"Warren Christie - Ray "Big Cat" Cataldo"

"Brad William Henke - Owen Rowan"

"Evan Jones - Ikey"

"Jay Paulson - Physical Phil"

"Slade Pearce - Sam Daniels"

"Geoff Stults - Eddie Latekka"

"Rebecca Field - Janet Meadows"

"Lindy Booth - Emily the "Pizza Girl""

"Ron Rifkin - Saul Holden"

"Sally Field - Nora Walker"

"Calista Flockhart - Kitty Walker"

"Rachel Griffiths - Sarah Walker"

"Balthazar Getty - Tommy Walker"

"Matthew Rhys - Kevin Walker"

"Dave Annable - Justin Walker"

"Patricia Wettig - Holly Harper"

"Emily VanCamp - Rebecca Harper"

"Rob Lowe - Robert McCallister"

"Luke Macfarlane - Scotty Wandell"

"Kerris Dorsey - Paige Whedon"

"Maxwell Perry Cotton - Cooper Whedon"

"John Pyper-Ferguson - Joe Whedon"

"Sarah Jane Morris - Julia Walker"

"Luke Grimes - Ryan Lafferty"

"Gilles Marini - Luc Laurent"

"Peta Wilson - Nikita"

"Roy Dupuis - Michael Samuelle"

"Eugene Robert Glazer - Operations/Paul L. Wolfe"

"Alberta Watson - Madeline"

"Don Francks - Walter"

"Matthew Ferguson - Seymour Birkoff and Jason Crawford"

"Carlo Rota - Mick Schtoppel"

"Lindsay Collins - Elizabeth"

"Josh Holliday - Henry"

"Anais Granofsky - Carla"

"Bruce Payne - Jurgen"

"Siân Phillips - Adrian"

"David Hemblen - George"

"Lawrence Bayne - Davenport"

"Kris Lemche - Greg Hillinger"

"Stephen Shellen - Marco O'Brien"

"Samia Shoaib - Elena"

"Evan Caravela - Adam"

"Edward Woodward - Mr. Jones"

"Original narration, read by Adrian Paul:"

"Second narration, for the second half of the First Season (also by Adrian Paul):"

"Third narration, read by actor Jim Byrnes:"

"Fourth and final version of the narration (also by Jim Byrnes):"

"Adrian Paul — Duncan MacLeod"

"Stan Kirsch — Richie Ryan"

"Elizabeth Gracen — Amanda"

"Jim Byrnes — Joe Dawson"

"Peter Wingfield — Methos"

"Phillip Akin — Charlie DeSalvo"

"Lisa Howard — Anne Lindsey"

"Samuel L. Jackson - Afro Samurai, Ninja Ninja"

"Kelly Hu - Okiku"

"Yuri Lowenthal - Jinno/Kuma"

"Lucy Liu - Sio"

"Greg Eagles - Rokutaro: Afro's Father, Brother #6"

"Ron Perlman - Justice"

"Jeff Bennett - Foo, Hachiro"

"Steven Blum - Assassins"

"S. Scott Bullock - Dharman"

"TC Carson - Sword Master, Brother #4"

"Grey Delisle - Oyuki, Woman"

"John DiMaggio - Brother #2, Giant, Ivanov, Patron #2"

"John Kassir - Soshun"

"Phil LaMarr - Brother #1, Brother #3, Brother #5, Kuro, Teen Afro Samurai"

"Jason Marsden - Sasuke"

"Liam O'Brien - Kihachi, Patron #4"

"Crystal Scales - Young Afro Samurai"

"Dwight Schultz - Assassin #1, Patron #1, Ronin"

"Tara Strong - Jiro, Otsuru"

"Fred Tatasciore - Juzo, Patron #5, Shuzo"

"James Arnold Taylor - Yashichi"

"Dave Wittenberg - Assassin, Matasaburo, Patron #3, Pun"

"It's common in girls' manga for a character to transform, as Sailor Moon and her fellow Sailor Guardians do, and we wanted to incorporate that into 'Sakura. But many of them always wear the same outfit, so we wanted to add a twist. We feel it's pretty sad for a girl to wear the same outfit all the time"

"I am glad that the readers are happy that Sakura and Syaoran got together, but that anyone would think it's because they make a normal couple… it's a little disconcerting. Sakura didn't chose Syaoran because he's a boy close to her in age. If Syaoran had been a girl, if they had been far apart in age, as long as he was still Syaoran, I think Sakura would have fallen in love with him. It'd sadden me if you thought they're a good couple because they're normal."

"Ohkawa: The 4 of us talked about this before, and after Sakura is over (considering also Holic) we want to write a work without tricks, foreshadowings and that's not connected to anything at all. A work that depicts only an everyday's life if we have to make it about Cardcaptor Sakura. I want to write an endless stream of Sakura and Syaoran being lovey-dovey everyday. We don't need tricks or underplots! Since the life of a writer is composed by nothing but those, I really want to write a fluffy story this time around."

"Ohkawa: Hum, in my idea it'd be best for everyone to imagine Sakura and Syaoran's wedding in their own hearts, but if there's the possibility of a continuation after the events of the last volume, we will certainly let you know."

"Rob Sitch - Mike Moore"

"Jane Kennedy - Brooke Vandenberg"

"Tiriel Mora - Martin Di Stasio"

"Alison Whyte - Emma Ward"

"Bruno Lawrence - Brian Thompson"

"Kevin J. Wilson - Sam Murphy"

"Steve Bisley - Graeme Prowse"

"Anita Cerdic - Domenica Baroni"

"Santo Cilauro - Geoffrey Salter"

"There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man, who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the heavens."

"Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny, the last Battlestar Galactica leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest... a shining planet known as Earth."

"Asimov: Well, I liked Star Wars. I thought Battlestar Galactica was such a close imitation of Star Wars, emphasizing the less attractive portions, that I was a little impatient with it."

"Asimov: Battlestar Galactica for instance, started off with twenty to thirty minutes of space battles which looked exactly like air battles in World War I. You could swear that the space ships were surrounded by air the way the maneuvered. One felt it was unworthy."

"I was vested emotionally in Battlestar, I really loved the thematic things. I don’t feel it really got its shot, and I can’t blame anyone else, I was at the center of that."

"Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean"

"Matilda Ziegler - Irma Gobb"

"Philip: (meeting the boys for the first time) Welcome, Gentlemen!"

"Willis: (confused, looking behind them) You talking to US?"

"Philip: Of course."

"Arnold: How 'bout that, Willis? Downtown 2 minutes and already we're gentlemen."

"Arnold: Willis, why do we have to go back to Harlem? Why can't we stay here?"

"Willis: 'Cause we miss Harlem!"

"Arnold: Yeah, and I wanna miss Harlem for the rest of my natural life."

"Willis: Come on, Arnold. (to Mr. Drummond) we still leave in the morning."

"Philip: Arnold, you don't really wanna leave, do you?"

"Arnold: No, but I gotta, without me, Willis is nothin'!"

"Kimberly: Oh, daddy, please don't let them leave!"

"Philip: (punishing Arnold) Arnold, I'm afraid there's just one solution. This calls for a spanking."

"Arnold: A spanking? There ain't enough of me to spank."

"Arnold: (finishing his donut) Mrs. Garrett, can I have a donut?"

"Edna: But you just had one, Arnold!"

"Arnold: How come I had a donut, that thing was 10% donut and 90% hole."

"Arnold: Hey, Willis, let's go out in the schoolyard and shoot some baskets!"

"Willis: Arnold, I said, let me be!"

"Arnold: Come on! Hey Willis?"

"Willis: What? (basketball comes to him) Arnold, I don't wanna play basketball, here! (knocking over the clock) Now you done it, you, dumbhead! Why didn't you reach out and grab the ball?"

"Arnold: I tried, but I got a short reacher."

"Edna: What was that?"

"Kimberly: What was the crack?"

"Edna: Anybody hurt?"

"Arnold: No, we're fine, but it ain't the clock's finest hour."

"Edna: Oh, good lord! You know you're not supposed to play basketball in the living room!"

"Willis: Boy, Mr. D's gonna give it to us!"

"Edna: When Mr. Drummond finds out, you're gonna be the Spank-E!"

"Philip: So long, family, I'm off to play tennis!"

"Edna: Uh..."

"Philip: What happened to the clock?"

"Willis: I broke it Mr. D, it was all my fault"

"Arnold: No, I did."

"Willis: Now, move it around like this!"

"Kimberly: You're a terrific dancer, Willis!"

"Willis: Thanks, but in Harlem, we think we could consider this walking!"

"Arnold: Hey, Willis. Wanna play some basketball?"

"Willis: No!"

"Arnold: What's that supposed to be?"

"Willis: Get lost, Arnold, I'm teaching Kimberly how to dance!"

"Arnold: Dancin'? All you're doing are wigglin' your behinds!"

"Kimberly: Please, Arnold, we're practicing!"

"Willis: Arnold, I need to teach Kimberly how to dance so she go on to the TV's dance show."

"Arnold: Aw, that ain't hot dude, watch some grooves, by the man with moves! Oooooeee! I'm gettin' the Saturday Night Fever!"

"Kimberly: Oooooh! Looks like we're havin' a Friday Night Fit!"

"Willis: Arnold! (turns off jukebox) Get lost, Arnold, we don't have time for you now!"

"Arnold: You never have time for me anymore! Soul brother and sister!"

"Edna: Dinner will be served in an hour, Miss Waters. I hope this will hold you 'til then, I...(shrieks)"

"Myrtle: What's the matter with you woman, you're crazy!"

"Philip: Arnold what are you doing? Come down here!"

"Arnold: Yes sir."

"Philip: Willis, are you in on this?"

"Willis: Before I tell you, can I call my attorney?"

"Edna: Oh, why did you boys do that? You scared me half to death!"

"Myrtle: It didn't do nothin' to my sandwich either!"

"Philip: What in the world has gotten into you, that was a terrible thing to do!"

"Willis: Mr. Drummond, we weren't tryin' to scare Mrs. Garrett, we wanted to scare Cousin Myrtle!"

"Philip: Why?"

"Arnold: So, she'd jump off the chair and through the ceilin'!"

"Willis: We think Cousin Myrtle is faking about her neck, and we don't want any guys of you rippin' you off!"

"Philip: Well, I am shocked with your behavior! You could have hurt Mrs. Garrett! Now, I want you both to apologize to her! Go on, I mean it!"

"Willis: We apologize Mrs. Garrett."

"Arnold: I'm sorry."

"Edna: Oh, you don't have to apologize to me boys!"

"Willis: OK, we unapologize."

"Edna: Mr. Drummond, can't you see, the boys were just tryin' to protect you."

"Philip: Well, I can protect myself! I oughta ground you two for a whole month! No television, no stereo, no movies!"

"Arnold: Just ground us, don't end our lives!"

"Myrtle: Wait a minute! Mr. Drummond, wait a minute! Don't punish them! I'm the one who should apologize! Don't take it out on the boys. They were only protecting you."

"Philip: Uh-oh! Your teacher says, until your grades improve, you're off the basketball team!"

"Willis: Say what?"

"Kimberly: That's not fair, daddy!"

"Arnold: Why, is that a croc!"

"Willis: They can't do that to me, I'm the team captain!"

"Philip: But the only way you're gonna get back on the team is to get your grades up."

"Vernon: Oh no, Arnold!"

"Willis: You ruined my pictures!"

"Arnold: I didn't know you were in the bathroom!"

"Willis: Can't you stay out of my business?"

"Arnold: I got business my own to do in there!"

"Arnold: Come on, fish! Come on, take that bait! Come on, fish! I'm waitin' Ah, here we are, I got a big one, a big one!"

"Willis: Hello hello!"

"Arnold: It's the creature from the black lagoon!"

"Edna: Looks like he'll need a harpoon for this one, Arnold!"

"Willis: Got everything I need to go to Portland! Got my water skis, my diver's suit, my snorkel, and my flippers!"

"Arnold: You only need one more thing."

"Willis: What's that?"

"Arnold: You need to learn how to swim!"

"Willis: Come on, blood. You know I know how to swim good now!"

"Arnold: No you don't!"

"Edna: Boys, boys! Boys, cool it! Stop acting like brothers!"

"Kimberly: Hey everybody, how do you like my new bathing suit?"

"Arnold: Where is the rest of it?"

"Willis: That's it, it's a bikini!"

"Edna: You look darlin', Kimberly!"

"Kimberly: Thank you, Mrs. Garrett!"

"Philip: Listen gang uh... Say, that's a nice bathing suit you're almost wearing!"

"Kimberly: Well, it was a choice between this and a one-piece!"

"Philip: I'm glad you took both pieces!"

"Arnold: 5 hours, what kinda train are we goin' on?"

"Philip: Oh, we're not goin' on a train!"

"Arnold: They got jet buses now?"

"Philip: Arnold, we're gonna fly."

"Arnold: Whatchoo talkin' bout Mr. D?"

"Philip: We're gonna fly there, that's the quickest way!"

"Kimberly: (indicates Arnold) He's a junk food junkie. He's a human garbage disposal."

"Aunt Sophia: Arnold, I'm shocked. Don't you know what you are to eat?"

"Arnold: (frowns at Aunt Sophia) You mean to tell me that I happen to be a 49-pound Twinkie?!"

"Conrad Bain as Phillip Drummond"

"Gary Coleman as Arnold Jackson"

"Todd Bridges as Willis Jackson"

"Dana Plato as Kimberly Drummond (1978–1984, 1985–1986 recurring)"

"Charlotte Rae as Edna Garrett (1978–1979)"

"Nedra Volz as Adelaide Brubaker (1980–1982)"

"Janet Jackson as Charlene DuPrey (1980–1984 recurring)"

"Dody Goodman as Aunt Sophia (1981–1982 recurring)"

"Shavar Ross as Dudley Ramsey (1980–1986 recurring)"

"Le Tari as Ted Ramsey (1981–1985 recurring)"

"Mary Jo Catlett as Pearl Gallagher (1982–1986)"

"Rosalind Chao as Miss Chung (1982–1983 recurring)"

"Steven Mond as Robbie Jason (1980–1985)"

"Nikki Swasey as Lisa Hayes (1982–1986 recurring)"

"Dixie Carter & Mary Ann Mobley as Maggie McKinney Drummond (1984–1986)"

"Danny Cooksey as Sam McKinney (1984–1986)"

"Jason Hervey as Charlie (1985–1986 recurring)"

"Sophia (Phillip's elder sister)"

"Lydia (Phillip's 1st wife & Kimberly's mother, deceased)"

"Maggie McKinney (Phillip's 2nd wife & Sam's mother)"

"Kimberly (Phillip's daughter with Lydia)"

"Willis Jackson (adopted son)"

"Arnold Jackson (adopted son)"

"Sam McKinney (stepson; father is Maggie's ex-husband Wes)"

"Philip Glenister as DCI Gene Hunt"

"Keeley Hawes as DI Alex Drake"

"Dean Andrews as DS Ray Carling"

"Marshall Lancaster as DC Chris Skelton"

"Montserrat Lombard as WPC Sharon Granger"

"Daniel Mays as DCI Jim Keats"

"Penny Marshall - Laverne DeFazio"

"Cindy Williams - Shirley Feeney"

"Michael McKean - Lenny Kosnowski"

"David Lander - Andrew "Squiggy" Squiggman"

"Eddie Mekka - Carmine Ragusa"

"Phil Foster - Frank DeFazio"

"Betty Garrett - Edna Babish"

"Alex O'Loughlin - Mick St. John"

"Sophia Myles - Beth Turner"

"Jason Dohring - Josef Kostan"

"Shannyn Sossamon - Coraline Duvall"

"Jacob Vargas - Guillermo Gasol"

"Brian J. White - Lieutenant Carl Davis"

"Tami Roman - Maureen Williams"

"Kevin Weisman -Steve Balfour"

"David Blue - Logan Griffen"

"Eric Winter Benjamin Talbot"

"Christopher Titus - Christopher Titus"

"Cynthia Watros - Erin Fitzpatrick"

"Zach Ward - Dave Titus"

"Stacy Keach - Ken Titus"

"David Shatraw - Tommy Shafter"

"Rachel Roth - Amy Ferrer"

"Gail O'Grady - Helen Pryor"

"Tom Verica - Jack Pryor"

"Brittany Snow - Meg Pryor"

"Will Estes - J.J. Pryor"

"Sarah Ramos - Patty Pryor"

"Ethan Dampf - Will Pryor"

"Vanessa Lengies - Roxanne Bojarski"

"Jonathan Adams - Henry Walker"

"Arlen Escarpeta - Sam Walker"

"Rachel Boston - Beth Mason"

"Keith Robinson - Nathan Walker"

"Matthew John Armstrong - Pete Pryor"

"Jamie Elman - Luke Foley"

"Joseph Lawrence - Michael Brooks"

"Peter Spellos - Gus"

"Jeffrey Donovan - Michael Westen"

"Gabrielle Anwar - Fiona Glenanne"

"Bruce Campbell - Sam Axe"

"Sharon Gless - Madeline Westen"

"Coby Bell - Jesse Porter"

"闇に惑いし哀れ な影よ 人を傷つけ貶め て 罪に溺れし業の 魂 一遍... 死んで見る？"

"You’ve summoned me. My name is Ai Enma. [She gives a straw doll to the person seeking revenge] Take this. If you truly wish revenge, just untie the scarlet thread from his neck. Pulling the thread binds you into a covenant with me. I will ferry the soul of your tormentor straight into the depths of Hell....however, once vengeance has been served, you will have to deliver your end of the bargain. There always has to be a price. When you die, your soul will also belong to Hell. You will never know the joys of Heaven; you will be left to wander through a world made of pain and agony for all of eternity."

"Curses come home to roost."

"When one person is cursed, two graves are dug."

"Human is an existence full of sin and Misery"

"I consign this grievance to hell."

"This is vengeance, so I am to ferry you to hell"

"恨み。。。聞き届けたり"

"Your grievance... shall be avenged."

"Jun'ichi Kanemaru - Sonic the Hedgehog"

"Sanae Kobayashi - Christopher "Chris" Thorndyke"

"Masakazu Morita - Teenager Chris"

"Nobutoshi Canna - Knuckles the Echidna"

"Chikao Ohtsuka - Dr. Eggman"

"Taeko Kawata - Amy Rose"

"Sayaka Aoki - Cream the Rabbit"

"Ryō Hirohashi - Miles "Tails" Prower, Cheese"

"Rumi Ochiai - Rouge the Bat"

"Ken Yamaguchi - Decoe, Nelson Thorndyke"

"Bin Shimada - Boccoe, Chuck Thorndyke"

"Yumiko Kobayashi - Bokkun"

"Kōji Yusa - Shadow the Hedgehog"

"Naoki Imamura - Mr. Tanaka"

"Kujira - Ella"

"Noriko Hidaka - Helen"

"Naomi Shindō - Danny, Lindsay Thorndyke"

"Yuka Shioyama - Frances, Scarlet Garcia"

"Sōichirō Tanaka - Sam Fair/Sam Speed"

"Michio Nakao - Mr. Stewart"

"Yukari Hikida - Topaz"

"Tomohisa Asō - President"

"Kumiko Izumi - Christina Cooper"

"Kenta Miyake - Vector the Crocodile"

"Yūki Masuda - Espio the Chameleon"

"Yōko Teppōzuka - Charmy Bee"

"Takashi Nagasako - Big the Cat"

"Tomohisa Asō - Froggy"

"Kaori Asoh - Tikal the Echidna"

"Etsuko Kozakura - Cosmo"

"Jouji Nakata - Dark Oak"

"Katsuyuki Konishi - Lucas"

"Jason Griffith - Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedgehog"

"Suzanne Goldish - Christopher "Chris" Thorndyke"

"Michael Sinterniklaas - Teenager Chris"

"Dan Green - Knuckles the Echidna"

"Mike Pollock - Dr. Eggman, Professor Gerald Robotnik, Ella"

"Lisa Ortiz - Amy Rose, Christina Cooper"

"Rebecca Honig - Cream the Rabbit, Cheese, Tikal the Echidna"

"Amy Palant - Miles "Tails" Prower"

"Kathleen Delaney - Rouge the Bat"

"Frank Frankson - Danny (teenager), Sam Fair/Sam Speed"

"Megan Hollingshead - Scarlet Garcia"

"Darren Dunstan - Bocoe, Mr. Tanaka"

"Ted Lewis - Nelson Thorndyke, President"

"Jerry Lobozzo - Chuck Thorndyke"

"Jennifer C. Johnson - Lindsay Thorndyke"

"Andrew Rannells - Decoe, Bokkun, Mr. Stewart"

"Kayzie Rogers - Topaz"

"Jimmy Zoppi - Vector the Crocodile"

"David Wills - Espio the Chameleon"

"Amy Birnbaum - Helen, Cosmo, Charmy Bee, Froggy"

"Oliver Wyman - Big the Cat"

"Rachael Lillis - Danny (young)"

"Matt Hoverman - Dark Oak/Lucas"

"Jonathan Rhys Meyers - King Henry VIII"

"Maria Doyle Kennedy - Queen Katherine"

"Natalie Dormer - Anne Boleyn"

"Jeremy Northam - Sir Thomas More"

"Henry Czerny - Norfolk"

"Henry Cavill - Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk"

"James Frain - Thomas Cromwell, 1st Earl of Essex"

"Nick Dunning - Thomas Boleyn"

"Sam Neill - Cardinal Wolsey"

"Callum Blue - Sir Anthony Knivert"

"Gabrielle Anwar - Margaret Tudor"

"Jamie Thomas King - Thomas Wyatt"

"Kris Holden-Ried - William Compton"

"Joe Van Moyland - Thomas Tallis"

"Joely Richardson - Catherine Parr"

"Annabelle Wallis - Jane Seymour"

"Joss Stone - Anne of Cleves"

"Claire Macaulay - Elizabeth (Princess Elizabeth - season 3)"

"Kim and Andrew kiss*"

"Rachel bowls the ball*"

"Rachel and Eddie share their first kiss*"

"Bill Paxton - Bill Henrickson"

"Jeanne Tripplehorn - Barbara "Barb" Henrickson"

"Chloë Sevigny - Nicolette "Nicki" Grant"

"Ginnifer Goodwin - Margene "Margie" Heffman"

"Amanda Seyfried - Sarah Henrickson"

"Douglas Smith - Ben Henrickson"

"Grace Zabriskie - Lois Henrickson"

"Bruce Dern - Frank Harlow"

"Joel McKinnon Miller - Don Embry"

"Harry Dean Stanton - Roman Grant"

"Daveigh Chase - Rhonda Volmer"

"Shawn Doyle - Joey Henrickson"

"Melora Walters - Wanda Henrickson"

"Matt Ross - Alby Grant"

"Mary Kay Place - Adaleen Grant"

"Michael Kitchen - DCS Christopher Foyle"

"Honeysuckle Weeks - Samantha "Sam" Stewart"

"Anthony Howell - Detective Sergeant Paul Milner"

"Julian Ovenden - Andrew Foyle"

"Sean Maguire - Kröd Mändoon"

"Marques Ray - Bruce"

"Kevin Hart - Zezelryck"

"India de Beaufort - Aneka"

"Steve Speirs - Loquasto"

"Matt Lucas - Chancellor Donold David Dongalor"

"Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Christine Campbell (aka Old Christine)"

"Wanda Sykes - Barbara 'Barb' Daran"

"Clark Gregg - Richard Campbell"

"Hamish Linklater - Matthew Kimble"

"Trevor Gagnon - Ritchie Campbell"

"Emily Rutherfurd - New Christine"

"Tricia O'Kelley - Marly Ehrhardt"

"Alex Kapp Horner - Lindsay"

"I'll do it for you, Mother. (As he is about to fight Yujiro)"

"It is true that you have more experience than me, but I am good. That's all you will have to explain to your lapdogs how I made you look like an idiot in front of them. Ha ha. Oh another thing, you've got no style. You can throw that in too."

"Come on, at least grunt!"

"I'm going to train there whether you like it or not!"

"I have listened to such rumors as well, Strydum. My critics have faith in contenders until I reveal the truth."

"If Baki is so inclined to impress me, then I will have to simply exceed his accomplishment, Captain Strydum."

"I'm going to prove that the term 'father' truly means 'master'."

"No need for your formalities. You're all fully aware that I'm here to terminate him."

"Quite a spill, Captain. It might hurt less next time if you had your face-shield down next time."

"What's futile is not realising the reality your own futility. One hundred cowards are the same as one."

"You're so angry!"

"Your control over your body leaves something to be desired, Baki."

"The greatest conflict of all, old friend is peace without Conflict."

"Give your father something to be proud of!"

"Look. It looks like a father carrying a child on his back."

"Ashley Scott – Helena Kyle / Huntress"

"Dina Meyer – Barbara Gordon / Oracle"

"Rachel Skarstein – Dinah Lance / Black Canary"

"Mia Sara – Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn"

"Ian Ambercrombie – Alfred Pennyworth"

"Shemar Moore – Detective Jesse Reese"

"Shawn Christian – Wade Brixton"

"Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it: "Breaking the Cycle", "Heal Yourself in 7 Days", "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please", and "Help for the Bed-Wetting Child", which I picked up by mistake. But I've got them all!"

"My name is Virginia...and I live on the edge of the forest."

"I'm gonna die of long hair!"

"Well, at least things can't get any worse."

"[talking about her mother] Well, I knew she'd come back because she had left all her clothes, you know. She loved her clothes more than anything in the world. And I kept going into her room and checking on them. And then after a few months you suddenly said that we had to get rid of them all, [beginning to cry] so, I remember folding them all very neatly, and I kept hoping that there was going to be, you know, a secret note or something that would be written for me, you know, just to me, telling me that she loved me, and explaining the secret magical reason why she had to go, you know? I mean, I still have this uncontrollable urge to just go up to people and say "My mother left me when I was seven!" You know, as if that would explain everything. [sobbing] And I miss her... And I hate her! And...and I miss her... And I feel like I was on a train and it crashed or something and no one came and rescued me. I always wanted my life to be a fairy story, you know, and now it is!"

"You haven't seen my father walking around anywhere here, have you? Oh, he might have been singing "Whiter Shade of Pale"."

"I hope you like dogs, Wendell. You're going to spend the rest of your life as one."

"There are no 'masters' here! Only one mistress! Don't forget that, doggy."

"[When a farmer's daughter reveals that the fake Wendell has told her family everything] Oh, dear. That really was the wrong answer."

"[after a mass poisoning] Anyone for seconds? [pauses to look around] No?"

"What is it with you people? What kind of twisted upbringing did you have? You know, why can't you just say, 'Oh, that'll be 100 gold coins'? Why does it always have to be, 'No! Not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on that giant's ass!'?"

"[Meeting the village idiot] Do we have magnets in our pockets? How do we attract people like this?"

"Well, it's "slice the fruitcake" time again."

"All right, Mr. I-don't-have-to-look-but-I-can-chop-wood, your name is Rumpelstiltskin."

"Time for walkies!"

"I know your destiny. You'll ask a question, and die before it is answered."

"This is a magic crossbow. When fired, it will not stop until it hits the heart of a living being. It cannot miss."

"What is destined to happen, will happen, no matter what we do!"

"What a pathetic display. How DARE you, call yourselves my children!"

"I'm taking my half of the kingdom right now. Wanna make something of it?"

"[to his children, who have allowed Virginia to escape with his magic shoes] Idiot! Fools! I can't leave you alone for a minute! Your mothers would be ashamed of you!"

"In a puzzling fit of immodesty, NBC claims that The 10th Kingdom is, no less, "the epic event of the millennium." NBC says so right on my screener tapes. Damn, that puts a hitch in the next 999 years and 10 months. But it does sound better than "a moderately diverting event of the week, which we are deathly afraid will be eaten alive in the ratings.""

"Kimberley Williams - Virginia Lewis"

"John Larroquette - Anthony Lewis"

"Scott Cohen - Wolf"

"Dianne Wiest - Evil Queen/Christine Snow"

"Daniel Lapaine - Prince Wendell"

"Ed O'Neill - Relish the Troll King"

"Rutger Hauer - Huntsman"

"Ann-Margaret - Cinderella"

"Camryn Manheim - Snow White"

"Warwick Davis - Acorn the Dwarf"

"Lucy Punch - Sally Peep"

"Jason Isaacs - Michael Caffee"

"Jason Clarke - Tommy Caffee"

"Annabeth Gish - Eileen Caffee"

"Kevin Chapman - Freddie Cork"

"Fionnula Flanagan - Rose Caffee"

"Ethan Embry - Declan Giggs"

"Fiona Erickson - Mary Rose Caffee"

"Madison Garland - Lila Caffee"

"Kailey Gilbert - Noni Caffee"

"Brian F. O'Byrne - Colin Carr"

"Gabriel Byrne - Dr. Paul Weston"

"Michelle Forbes - Paul's wife, Kate"

"Melissa George - Laura (Season 1)"

"Blair Underwood - Alex (Season 1)"

"Mia Wasikowska - Sophie (Season 1)"

"Embeth Davidtz - Amy (Season 1)"

"Josh Charles - Jake (Season 1)"

"Dianne Wiest - Gina (Season 1 and Season 2)"

"Hope Davis - Mia (Season 2)"

"Alison Pill - April (Season 2)"

"Aaron Shaw - Oliver (Season 2)"

"Sherri Saum - Bess (Season 2)"

"Russell Hornsby - Luke (Season 2)"

"John Mahoney - Walter (Season 2)"

"Glynn Turman - Alex Sr. (Season 2)"

"Laila Robins - Tammy Kent (Season 2)"

"Holly Hunter - Grace Trevor Hanadarko"

"Leon Rippy - Earl Martin"

"Kenny Johnson - Hamilton "Ham" Dewey"

"Laura San Giacomo - Rhetta Rodriguez"

"Bailey Chase - Butch Ada"

"Gregory Norman Cruz - Bobby Stillwater"

"Lorraine Toussaint - Captain Kate Perry"

"Dylan Minnette - Clay Norman"

"Courteney Cox - Jules Kiki Cobb"

"Christa Miller - Ellie Torres"

"Busy Philipps - Laurie Keller"

"Brian Van Holt - Bobby Cobb"

"Dan Byrd - Travis Cobb"

"Ian Gomez - Andy Torres"

"Josh Hopkins - Grayson Ellis"

"My existence was nothing more to her than a stone by the side of the road. I wasn't enough to fill her belly. Or perhaps I didn't even get reflected in her eyes. I couldn't even hate the beast that killed Teresa. It was me, overcome by fear, that I could not forgive."

"You said I should have forgotten everything and lived as a human, but... there's no way I could do that. At that time, Teresa was everything to me. Everything I lost... my life, my voice, even my joy in living... Teresa gave those back to me. Teresa gave me everything. So I had no choice but to move forward. I wasn't strong enough to forget all that and continue living."

"Don't be so quick to throw away your life. No matter how disgraceful or embarrassing it may be, you need to keep struggling to find your way out until the very end."

"I... I'm so happy I got to travel with you, Clare. My family got killed. The town shunned me. They even cast me out. Everything I loved, everything I knew, I lost it all at once. That's why I'm happy. I'm happy I got to travel with you. To have someone to be with. You always said you weren't kind. But you were kinder to me than anyone. That's why I don't want anybody else. I just want to be with you. That's why... if you die, I'm going with you."

"Well, you all threw me out of town so it's not like I was expecting a warm welcome. But treating me like a Yoma? Now that's mean. Seven years ago I lost my family to Yoma, but... it seems to me that all of you have lost something deep down too."

"Even if it's a rule... whether or not I follow it is up to me. Whether I obey the rule or break it and get killed by my comrades... is my choice."

"This little girl, who's not even half my size... taught me that tears can flow even from these silver eyes."

"Say your prayers, wretches. Filth like you is even lower than Yoma. I'm going to kill... every last one of you."

"You can come after me as many times as you want. I'll cut you down every time."

"[Last words] All right then, I'll put you out of your misery. [Her hands are sliced off] Eh?"

"Remember, you have comrades. Us, who will support you with the things you can't do all by yourself. That's what a team is about, Commander Undine."

"Look at us, Miria. These are the lives you saved. Nobody is cursing you... As long as we understand the feelings of those who died, it will be alright. We were really fortunate to have you as our leader... that is what I believe from the bottom of my heart."

"Don't you think it's beautiful? That rosy red that spreads only where the body is wounded. Shall I paint you in that lovely red... little boy?"

"Really! How marvellous! You two are simply marvellous. Which one of you should I kill? Which one of you would be more fun to watch as you wail in agony?"

"This is called the "Rippling Sword". "Rippling Ophelia"... Great name, don't you think? But it's not too well known yet. Because most of the people who've seen it are dead."

"The idea that you can’t die yet because you still have something to protect... that is the foolish illusion of the weak."

"[Last words] Well done. You win. As promised, I entrust you with everything. After all I can't do any more at this point anyways. Man, this really annoys me. I really hate people, who put their life on the line like you. Now quickly, finish me off. If you don't hurry, I'll regenerate again. Since you will be fighting in my stead, I won't stand for it if you lose, understand?"

"Seeing the same thing at that time and place, either moving forward or running away... I suppose that's what separates those who are fit for battle from those who are not."

"Teresa had plenty of chances to kill Priscilla. The reason she didn't was that after being with you, Teresa's heart lost the toughness of a warrior. The Teresa I knew would have dispatched Priscilla without hesitation at their first encounter. After she met you, she was no longer fit for battle. That's why she died. That's the truth. But I think Teresa was happy."

"Live, Clare! Your staying alive is the only proof that Teresa ever existed."

"Being thrown away by humans, devoted to them even though you aren't one of them... and once they are finished with you, they have you end your life yourself... and not even an ounce of gratitude for all that. On the contrary: for your whole life you are hated and reviled. It really is idiotic. We are a different species after all. Once you start seeing things that way, it all becomes very easy to accept. Do humans shed tears for the birds, pigs, cows and sheep that become their food? Of course they don't. They are a different species after all. That is nature. That is the truth. That is Providence. Your way of thinking up to now was the warped one."

"My goal isn't your death. I will just torture you, make you awaken and then make you my friends!"

"Sorry... I really... want to let you savor your moment of glory a little longer. But I really can't be having this. After all is said and done... he is still my man after all."

"Looks like most of what you say immediately vanishes from your head once you say it. I really envy you for a brain with such a lively metabolism."

"Don't cry. It will make your face even uglier."

"This might come a little late but... you people make me sick."

"Oh... Hello, Irene. What's wrong you seem to be missing an arm. Ah... [Lifts up the arm in her left hand] Here it is. You can have it back. [Tosses the arm in front of Irene] You shouldn't leave things lying around."

"The impression of the small child I hugged when I first met Miata is long gone. Instead, there is something that can easily rip apart the monsters I am no match for, a presence beyond those monsters... To be honest... Miata scares me the most..."

"There's no meaning in me trying to destroy them. I'd much rather they destroy themselves."

"Strange... to begin with, all I ever intended... was to use Priscilla to bring everything under my control, and yet... somewhere during that time, watching Raki mature with Priscilla by his side... I actually found myself becoming contented with nothing more than the bare minimum of meals... I don't want to die... Even if that makeshift family... was all nothing more than an illusion, doomed to fall apart someday... I really wish... really wish it could have lasted even the tiniest bit longer..."

"While we are half-human, half-youma, most of our heart belongs to the human side. Hence, when we see our comrades who trained and fought with us as warriors get hurt, we get angry as if it affected us personally. When we see one of them die, we grieve as if it had been a friend. The lone warrior that marched in here all by herself gave us strength and weakness, despair and hope, all at once. That's exactly why anyone who was there was strongly driven by the single thought that they mustn't kill that person. With all due respect, the cause of the organizations defeat is that they knew too little about our hearts as humans."

"Gene: I do, I might puke all over the console."

"Horis: Warning, that may cause a short circuit."

"Jim: If you don't have a problem with it, I'll help."

"Hilda: Can you operate a laser cannon?"

"Jim: Sure, I know how to use one."

"Hilda: It's to your right. If they close in, open fire."

"Jim: Okay."

"Hilda: Melfina, sit in the auxiliary control chair. You're able to do it."

"Melfina: Alright, I'll try."

"Horis: Warning, please avoid any reckless evasive maneuvers until we are out of Blue Heaven's approach lane."

"Hilda: Alright, continue accelerating."

"McCoy Henchman1: They won't get away, lets split ourselves up."

"McCoy Henchman2: Right."

"Horis: Grappler ships to aft have split into 2 groups."

"Hilda: Jim, eyes up, they're coming in from the rear."

"Jim: Gotcha."

"Jim: There they are!"

"McCoy: Ain't gonna work little lady!"

"Horis: Enemy craft have anti-laser defenses."

"Jim: Uhh... Hilda, what are we gonna do?"

"Hilda: Keep firing, it'll keep them on their toes at least."

"Gene: Ugh..."

"McCoy: (laughs) Running out of time."

"Horis: Further evasion is dangerous. Now leaving guide path."

"Melfina: Grappler ship closing in from above!"

"McCoy Henchman1: Okay, lady, gotcha this time."

"Hilda: Horis, we need a rapid climb."

"McCoy Henchman1: Ahh man!"

"Hilda: How much longer until we're cleared of the asteroid zone?"

"Horis: 482 seconds."

"Melfina: I see something that's closing in on us from ahead. It's a large ship."

"Horis: Ship is cruiser class. Type unknown. It is on a collision course."

"Hilda: Send out a warning."

"Horis: They claim they have the right of way."

"Aisha: This is the Orta Hone Hone, registered to the Ctarl Ctarl empire. I am speaking to you as Ambassador Planetary Penitentiary Aisha Clan Clan. With total authority in all space,"

"Crowd: Clear the way (~ 10 times)"

"Ctarl Ctarl1: Make way for the Ctarl Ctarl empire!"

"Ctarl Ctarl2: If you don't clear the we're gonna whip your butt."

"McCoy Henchman1: The Ctarl Ctarl empire!"

"McCoy Henchman2: What should we do?"

"McCoy: Like we really have a choice? These guys are even worse than the pirates!"

"Hilda: Listen, I'm an outlaw. I hate to say it, but I don't have a treaty with you, understand? This departing ship is taking the right of way."

"Jim: Huh? You're picking a fight with the Ctarl Ctarl?"

"Gene: Hey Jim, tell me, what are the Ctarl Ctarl like again?"

"Jim': They're like a cross between a human and a tiger. They're really nasty."

"Technician1: Approaching ship isn't changing course!"

"Aisha: Wait! Wait a minute, that's crazy!"

"Technician2: Stop messing around!"

"Technician3: Moron!"

"Technician1: We're gonna eat you."

"Hilda: Don't worry. If you drop your shield, they'll be enough room for us to pass."

"Aisha: What?! You defy the Ctarl Ctarl empire!? Grr...."

"Hilda: Without it the ships will collide!"

"Aisha: What? Just a minute!"

"Technician2: Graphic shields altering course 3 degrees to port."

"Technician1: Firing starboard blasters for 10 seconds."

"Jim: Ugh... ugh..."

"Aisha: Aaaahhh! Arrr!"

"Gene: Oh boy..."

"McCoy Henchman1: Kay, go after them."

"Aisha: Hey! Hold it right there! All of you stop your ships do you hear me? You're under arrest in the name of the Ctarl Ctarl empire!"

"McCoy Henchman3: Oh no, what should we do?"

"McCoy Henchman4: What else can we do? We can't get away from that ship."

"Aisha: Hey! You outlaws, hold on!"

"Horis: T minus 60 until asteroid zone is cleared. Warning. Warning. Further acceleration within asteroid zone is dangerous."

"Jim: Aaaah!"

"Aisha: Grr! Blast it! Everyone's trying to make fools of us. That does it, fire! I said fire!"

"Crowd: Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!"

"Technician1: But Lady Aisha, firing within the asteroid cluster is..."

"Aisha: Quiet! This is in the honor of the Ctarl Ctarl!"

"Technician1: Yes, m'am!"

"Crowd: Fire"

"Aisha: Grrr!"

"Technician3: Lady Aisha blew it, she should have listened to him!"

"Gene: Oh Hilda, where are we headed off to this time?"

"Hilda: Just a little star system. Meeting up with some friends there."

"Andy Whitfield - Spartacus"

"Erin Cummings - Sura"

"John Hannah (actor) - Quintus Lentulus Batiatus"

"Lucy Lawless - Lucretia"

"Peter Mensah - Doctore/Oenomaus"

"Manu Bennett - Crixus"

"Nick Tarabay - Ashur"

"Viva Bianca - Ilithyia"

"Jai Courtney - Varro"

"Antonio Te Maioha - Barca"

"Lesley-Ann Brandt - Naevia"

"Craig Parker - Gaius Claudius Glaber"

"Angie Harmon as Jane Rizzoli"

"Sasha Alexander as Maura Isles"

"Lorraine Bracco as Angela Rizzoli"

"Bruce McGill as Vince Korsak"

"Lee Thompson Young as Barry Frost"

"Jordan Bridges as Frankie Rizzoli, Jr."

"Billy Burke as Gabriel Dean"

"Piper Perabo - Annie Walker"

"Christopher Gorham - Auggie Anderson"

"Kari Matchett - Joan Campbell"

"Peter Gallagher - Arthur Campbell"

"Oded Fehr - Eyal Lavin"

"Eric Lively - Conrad Sheehan III"

"Anne Dudek - Danielle Brooks"

"Sendhil Ramamurthy - Jai Wilcox"

"Eion Bailey - Ben Mercer"

"Jenni "J-Woww" Farley"

"Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino"

"Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi"

"Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio"

"Ronnie Ortiz-Magro"

"Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola"

"Vinny Guadagnino"

"Angelina Pivarnick"

"Deena Nicole Cortese"

"Neil Morrissey - Mr. Bobby Bob, Lofty, Roley, Farmer Picky Pickles and Scruffty Pickles"

"Kate Harbour - Mrs. W. Wendy, Dizzy, Pilchard Bob, Bird, Mrs. Potts and Mrs. J. Jenny"

"Rob Rackstraw - Scoop Digger, Muck, Spud Pickles, Travis Tractor, Mr. Bernard Bentley, Mr. Bill Beasley and Mr. Jeremy Ellis"

"Can we fix it? Yes we can!"

"Kate Jackson - Mrs. Amanda King"

"Bruce Boxleitner - Lee Stetson"

"Beverly Garland - Dotty"

"Mel Stewart - Billy Melrose"

"Martha Smith - Francine Desmond"

"Greg Morton - Jamie King"

"Paul Stout - Philip King"

"Sam Melville - Joe King"

"Charlie Hunnam - Jackson 'Jax' Teller"

"Katey Sagal - Gemma Teller Morrow"

"Mark Boone Jr. - Robert 'Bobby' Munson"

"Dayton Callie - Police Chief Wayne Unser"

"Kim Coates - Alex 'Tig' Trager"

"Tommy Flanagan - Filip 'Chibs' Telford"

"Theo Rossi - Juan-Carlos 'Juice' Ortiz"

"David LaBrava - Happy"

"Ron Perlman - Clarence 'Clay' Morrow"

"Maggie Siff - Tara Knowles"

"Ryan Hurst - Harry 'Opie' Winston"

"William Lucking - Piermont 'Piney' Winston"

"Drea de Matteo - Wendy Case"

"Jimmy Smits - Neron 'Nero' Padilla"

"Johnny Lewis - Kip 'Half Sack' Epps"

"Lucas Neff - Jimmy Chance"

"Martha Plimpton - Virginia Chance"

"Garret Dillahunt - Burt Chance"

"Cloris Leachman - Maw Maw"

"Shannon Woodward - Sabrina"

""This is Wyoming in 1897. It's a land of great, open spaces. A land that gives a man plenty of elbow room. Somebody once said that in Wyoming, you could look farther, and see less than any place in the world. Whoever said that couldn't have seen Wyoming as I have. To look at the mountains, and the valleys and the plains, you'd think nothing ever changes out here. Maybe that's true about the land. But it's not true about the people. They change. At least most of them. They've settled down. Twenty years ago, it was a different breed of men that came west. They were looking for adventure and excitement. There was plenty of adventure to go around, and lots of excitement! At first it was the Indians who provided the adventure. And for those who lived to tell about it, there was no question about it's being exciting. It was a time when life was cheap, and man lived for today. The odds were against his being around tomorrow, and he knew it. What's more, he liked it that way. This breed of man loved his life. It was everything he wanted. It was adventure, and excitement, and fun. When he worked hard, he fought hard, and he sure played hard. Then suddenly, one day his world was gone. The prairies and the mountains were the same. The cattle and the horses were the same. The west had grown up. It had changed. But this breed of man was still there. Still looking for the fun and headlong adventure."

"Before she testifies there's something I'd like to say. I don't know what you may have heard here today, what you have already in your minds, but I can tell you this. I was there when Dr. O'Neill made the decision to operate on Mrs. Anderson. She knew the risk she was taking, and she took it. The easy way would have been to let her patient die in agony. And now I want to ask you a question. Would this hearing ever had been held if Pat O'Neill weren't a woman? Doc Spalding has lost patients, every doctor has. So, just lets all of us be sure exactly what it is that's on trial here today. Is it the facts, or our prejudices?"

"He wants to be a hero in a uniform, so he had to go join up! He's a fool! He's about as much cut out to be a soldier as -- If you want to be a soldier you have to learn to take orders. Can you imagine Trampas taking orders from anybody? I mean anybody!"

"I didn't need Trampas to point out the sorry shape we were in, but being Trampas he pointed it out anyhow..."

""Anyone will tell you Trampas is as trustworthy as they come. Take my word for it."

"And Trampas, this is a business trip."

"She’s just like any other woman - she thinks with her heart instead of her head."

"The dead have to be buried...There’s some things you make time for..."

"She's saving herself for some tall, good looking cowboy with hair the color of autumn wheat."

"My Pa always said, 'Live fast, die laughing,' that's the way to do it."

"Suckers and mules, thats what work's for, and mule's got enough sense to turn his tail on it."

"[To the Virginian] I have never heard such hollerin' and shoutin' since the last time I asked you for a day off."

"The thing is, if a woman can't win an argument any other way she can always cry. Then she can't lose."

"Oh, I'm human, all right."

"Now wait a minute. What did you expect me to do, tie him to the horse? Well, you can be sure of one thing. Whatever happens, I'll be blamed for it. I tried. I tried!"

"I guess you said it yourself. I'm just a dumb cowboy. Well, maybe I'm dumb enough to believe that people should be honest and dumb enough to try to stop them when they're not."

"No need to push me, Mister. If you're planning on making a move, make it."

"The Virginian can track a rabbit all the way to St. Louis."

"James Drury - The Virginian (Season 1-9)"

"Doug McClure - Trampas (Season 1-9)"

"Clu Gulager - Sheriff Emmett Ryker (Season 3-6)"

"Gary Clarke - Steve Hill (Season 1-4)"

"Lee J. Cobb - Judge Henry Garth (Season 1-4)"

"Roberta Shore - Betsy Garth (Season 1-4)"

"Randy Boone - Randy Benton (Season 1-3)"

"L. Q. Jones - Andy Belden (Season 2-6; 9)"

"Diane Roter - Jennifer - Garth's Niece (Season 4)"

"John Dehner - Morgan Starr (Season 4)"

"Charles Bickford - John Grainger (Season 5-6)"

"Don Quine - Stacey Grainger (Season 5-6)"

"Sara Lane - Elizabeth Grainger (Season 5-8)"

"John McIntire - Clay Grainger (Season 6-8)"

"Tim Matheson as Jim Horn (Season 8)"

"Stewart Granger - as Col. Alan MacKenzie (Season 9)"

"Maggie Q - Nikita"

"Lyndsey Fonseca - Alexandra "Alex" Udinov"

"Shane West - Michael"

"Aaron Stanford - Seymour Birkhoff"

"Melinda Clarke - Amanda"

"Xander Berkeley - Percy"

"Dennis Farina - Lt. Mike Torello"

"Anthony Denison - Ray Luca"

"John Santucci - Pauli Taglia"

"Stephen Lang - David Abrams"

"Bill Smitrovich - Sgt. Danny Krychek"

"Bill Campbell - Det. Joey Indelli"

"Paul Butler - Det. Walter Clemmons"

"Steve Ryan - Det. Nate Grossman"

"Ted Levine - Frank Holman"

"Andrew Dice Clay - Max Goldman"

"Jon Polito - Phil Bartoli"

"Joseph Wiseman - Manny Weisbord"

"Darlanne Fluegel - Julie Torello"

"Jay O. Sanders - Steven Kordo"

":Gusie: She's my sister. We're always together so we're known on the inside as Fratello. Fratello. Means siblings. Brother and sister. Some people crack jokes about it, but what are you going to do. It's as close to the truth as you can get."

"Henrietta - Yūka Nanri (Season 1) - (Japanese) / Kana Akutsu (Il Teatrino) / Laura Bailey - (English)"

"Rico - Kanako Mitsuhashi (Season 1) - (Japanese) / Anri Shiono (Il Teatrino) / Luci Christian - (English)"

"Triela - Eri Sendai - (Season 1) - (Japanese) / Atsuko Enomoto (Il Teatrino) / Caitlin Glass - Triela (English)"

"Claes - Ami Koshimizu (Season 1) - (Japanese) / Risa Mizuno (Il Teatrino) / Alese Johnson - (English)"

"Angelica - Hitomi Terakado (Season 1) - (Japanese) / Kana Hanazawa (Il Teatrino) / Monica Rial - (English)"

"Zooey Deschanel – Jessica "Jess" Day"

"Jake Johnson – Nick Miller"

"Max Greenfield – Schmidt"

"Lamorne Morris – Winston Bishop"

"Hannah Simone – Cece Parikh"

"Damon Wayans Jr. - Ernie "Coach" Tagliaboo"

"Megan Fox - Reagan Lucas"

"Timothy Olyphant - Raylan Givens"

"Walton Goggins - Boyd Crowder"

"Nick Searcy - Art Mullen"

"Joelle Carter - Ava Crowder"

"Jacob Pitts - Tim Gutterson"

"Erica Tazel - Rachel Brooks"

"Natalie Zea - Winona Hawkins"

"Jere Burns - Wynn Duffy"

"Mark Valley - Christopher Chance"

"Chi McBride - Detective Laverne Winston"

"Jackie Earle Haley - Guerrero"

"Indira Varma - Ilsa Pucci"

"Janet Montgomery - Ames"

"Emmanuelle Vaugier - FBI Special Agent Emma Barnes"

"Autumn Reeser - Layla"

"Leonor Varela - Maria Gallego"

"Lennie James - Baptiste"

"Armand Assante - The Old Man"

"Tony Hale - Harry"

"Stephanie Zimbalist - Laura Holt"

"Pierce Brosnan - Remington Steele"

"Doris Roberts - Mildred Krebs"

"James Read - Murphy Michaels"

"Janet Demay - Bernice Fox"

"Jack Scalia - Tony Roselli"

"Beverly Garland - Abigail Holt"

"Efrem Zimbalist Jr. - Daniel Chalmers"

"Maryedith Burrell - Francis Piper"

"Cassandra Harris - Felicia"

"James Tolkan - Norman Keyes"

"Idris Elba - Detective Chief Inspector John Luther"

"Ruth Wilson - Alice Morgan"

"Indira Varma - Zoe Luther"

"Warren Brown - Detective Sergeant Justin Ripley"

"Steven Mackintosh - Detective Chief Inspector Ian Reed"

"Saskia Reeves - Detective Superintendent Rose Teller"

"Paul McGann - Mark North"

"Dermot Crowley - Detective Chief Inspector/Detective Superintendent Martin Schenk"

"Nikki Amuka-Bird - Detective Sergeant Erin Gray"

"Aimee-Ffion Edwards - Jenny Jones"

"Pam Ferris - Baba"

"David Dawson - Toby Kent"

"Sienna Guillory - Mary Day"

"David O'Hara - Detective Superintendent George Stark"

"Michael Smiley - Detective Sergeant Benny Silver"

"Darren Boyd - Detective Chief Inspector Theo Bloom"

"Rose Leslie - Detective Sergeant Emma Lane"

"Laura Haddock - Megan Cantor"

"Patrick Malahide - George Cornelius"

"Wunmi Mosaku - Detective Sergeant Catherine Halliday"

"Enzo Cilenti - Jeremy Lake"

"Hermione Norris - Vivien Lake"

"Anthony Howell - Palmer (hitman)"

"Dante: Someone like you who's let his soul rot, can't measure up to someone with a real soul just by getting some power."

"Dante: There people out there who would say theres nothing more important than love. But is love really that great? There are women, who because of love, get chased around by men. And there are men, who because of love, get killed by women. To put it down, for love to be so great, there's gotta be something else behind it thats even greater. But Im not gonna say what that is, its not my style."

"Dante: Everything with a beginning also has an end that's the rule. It may be sad, but looking all gloomy just because it's the end isn't my thing. Since it's the end all the more reason to paint the town red. If you can do that then you can smile no matter how things pan out."

"We may be the only group legitimately fighting the thing which most groups claim to be totally anti, and that’s establishment. I mean, we may have been the only one to have won. Because we actually did. We hadn’t seen a royalty check or anything. We were on top; we were number 1. And we finally went in ... and we said ‘you do it our way, or we quit’. And that’s all there is to it."

"I never really left. It is a part of my youth that is always active in my thought and part of my overall work as an artist."

"Here, I'm going to make you a big star ... and you don't have to pay any dues. ... For that, you're going to get no respect from your contemporaries." ... To me, that was the cruelest thing."

"Don Cheadle - Marty Kaan"

"Kristen Bell - Jeannie van der Hooven"

"Ben Schwartz - Clyde Oberholt"

"Josh Lawson - Doug Guggenheim"

"Dawn Olivieri - Monica Talbot"

"Donis Leonard Jr. - Roscoe Kaan"

"Glynn Turman - Jeremiah Kaan"

"Ed Flanders - Dr. Donald Westphall"

"Cynthia Sikes - Dr. Annie Cavanero"

"David Morse - Dr. Jack "Boomer" Morrison"

"Norman Lloyd - Dr. Daniel Auschlander"

"William Daniels - Dr. Mark Craig"

"David Birney - Dr. Ben Samuels"

"G.W. Bailey - Dr. Hugh Beale"

"Christina Pickles - Nurse Helen Rosenthal"

"Mark Harmon - Dr. Robert Caldwell"

"Ed Begley - Dr. Victor Ehrlich"

"Howie Mandel - Dr. Wayne Fiscus"

"Barbara Whinnery - Dr. Cathy Martin"

"Ronny Cox - Dr. John Gideon"

"Terence Knox - Dr. Peter White"

"Denzel Washington - Dr. Phillip Chandler"

"Kavi Raz - Dr. Vijay Kochar"

"Kim Miyori - Dr. Wendy Armstrong"

"Ellen Bry - Nurse Shirley Daniels"

"Eric Laneuville - Luther Hawkins"

"Paul Sand - Dr. Michael Ridley"

"Stephen Furst - Dr. Elliot Axelrod"

"Byron Stewart - Orderly Warren Coolidge"

"Brian Tochi - Dr. Alan Poe"

"Alfre Woodard - Dr. Roxanne Turner"

"Bruce Greenwood - Dr. Seth Griffin"

"Jamie Rose - Dr. Susan Birch"

"France Nguyen - Dr. Paulette Kiem"

"Cindy Pickett - Dr. Carol Novino"

"Daniel J. Travanti - Captain Frank Furillo"

"Veronica Hamel - Joyce Davenport"

"Michael Conrad - Sgt. Phil Esterhaus (1981–84)"

"Bruce Weitz - Detective Mick Belker"

"Joe Spano - Sgt. Henry Goldblume"

"Charles Haid - Officer Andy Renko"

"Michael Warren - Officer Bobby Hill"

"James B. Sikking - Lt. Howard Hunter"

"Betty Thomas - Sgt. Lucille Bates"

"Kiel Martin - Detective J.D. LaRue"

"Taurean Blacque - Detective Neal Washington"

"Rene Enriquez - Lt. Ray Calletano (1981–86)"

"Ed Marinaro - Officer Joe Coffey (1981–86)"

"Barbara Bosson - Fay Furillo (1981–86)"

"Robert Hirschfeld - Officer Leo Schnitz (1981-1985)"

"Robert Prosky - Sgt. Stan Jablonski (1984–87)"

"Ken Olin - Detective Harry Garibaldi (1984–85)"

"Mimi Kuzyk - Detective Patricia "Patsy" Mayo (1984–85)"

"Dennis Franz - Lt. Norman Buntz (1985–87)"

"Robert Clohessy - Officer Patrick Flaherty (1986–87)"

"Megan Gallagher - Officer Tina Russo (1986–87)"

"Alfre Woodard - Doris Robson"

"Blake Anderson - Blake Henderson"

"Adam DeVine - Adam DeMamp"

"Anders Holm - Anders "Ders" Holmvik"

"Jillian Bell - Jillian Belk"

"Maribeth Monroe - Alice Murphy"

"Erik Griffin - Montez Walker"

"Kyle Newacheck - Karl Hevacheck"

"[on his enforced retirement from the Secret Service] Reason as motive, or reason as logic, or reason as a way of life? They don't have to give me reasons—I can write my own damn reasons, and that is not the same as the half-baked tolerance that comes from no longer caring!"

"[to Peter Guillam] I'm surprised they didn't throw you out with the rest of us. You had all the qualifications for losing your job: good at your work, loyal, discreet..."

"[responding to a rumor about the Circus's deceased chief] Control died of a heart attack, after a long illness, throughout most of which he continued to work. Besides he hated South Africa. He hated everywhere except Surrey, the Circus, and Lord's Cricket Ground."

"You featherhead, Martindale! You pompous, bogus, gossiping old featherhead!"

"Roy Bland is not "red brick." He was at St Antony's College, Oxford."

"As a good socialist, I'm going where the money is, and as a good capitalist, I'm sticking with the revolution, because if you can't beat it spy on it."

"Don't look like that, George; it's the name of the game these days—you scratch my conscience, I'll drive your Jag."

"Alec Guiness - George Smiley"

"Michael Jayston - Peter Guillam"

"Ian Bannen - Jim Prideaux"

"Hywel Bennett - Ricki Tarr"

"Michael Aldridge - Percy Alleline"

"Ian Richardson - Bill Haydon"

"Terence Rigby - Roy Bland"

"Bernard Hepton - Toby Esterhase"

"Anthony Bate - Oliver Lacon"

"Beryl Reid - Connie Sachs"

"Alexander Knox - Control"

"Sian Phillips - Ann Smiley"

"Patrick Stewart - Karla"

"(re an antique book on his desk) Oliver, would you mind leaving that alone? It's not mine, and it's worth half the gross national product."

"(on Guillam's Porsche) What a perfectly revolting little car! How ever will we all fit in?"

"You remember the first rule of retirement, George? No moonlighting, no fooling with loose ends, no private enterprise, ever. You remember who preaches this rule, at Sarratt, in the corridors? George Smiley did. Quote, "When it's over, it's over. Pull down the shutters, go home," unquote. We're over, George. We've got no license. They don't want us anymore."

"Grigorieva got herself a driving license two months ago. And she's terrible! Terrible, like lousy. You know what Pauli Skordeno says to me? He says, "Toby, I need danger money just to follow that woman.""

"He's so conspicuous he's embarrassing."

"Well, they like the guy, George. You know how watchers are, it's like or hate all the time. They like him."

"(on Karla's defection) George, all your life! Fantastic!"

"Saul Enderby: (reading) "Karla's signal referred me to several émigré families who might be persuaded by pressure to adopt such an agent as their own child, since blackmail is considered preferable to bribery." Damn right it is. Cheers. At the present rate of inflation, blackmail's about the only thing that keeps its value."

"Villem Craven: I ask him, "Vladimir, who knows I do this for you?" "Only Mikhel, a very little," he said. "Mikhel is my friend. But even to friends, we cannot trust." "Enemies I do not fear," he said, "but friends, I fear greatly.""

"Alec Guinness - George Smiley"

"Michael Byrne - Peter Guillam"

"Curd Jurgens - Vladimir"

"Vladek Sheybal - Otto Leipzig"

"Eileen Atkins - Maria Ostrakova"

"Anthony Bate - Oliver Lacon"

"Barry Foster - Saul Enderby"

"Sian Phillips - Ann Smiley"

"Bill Paterson - Lauder Strickland"

"Bernard Hepton - Toby Esterhase"

"Beryl Reid - Connie Sachs"

"Michael Lonsdale - Grigoriev"

"Patrick Stewart - Karla"

"Tim Daly - Joe Hackett"

"Steven Weber - Brian Hackett"

"Crystal Bernard - Helen Chappel-Hackett"

"David Schramm - Roy Biggins"

"Rebecca Schull - Fay Cochran"

"Thomas Haden Church - Lowell Mather"

"Tony Shalhoub - Antonio Scarpacci"

"Amy Yasbeck - Casey Chappel-Davenport"

"Farrah Forke - Alex Lambert"

"Hell was an ocean away."

"James Badge Dale — PFC Robert Leckie"

"Joseph Mazzello — Cpl. Eugene "Sledgehammer" Sledge"

"Jon Seda — Gy.Sgt. John Basilone"

"Ashton Holmes — Cpl. Sidney "Sid" Phillips"

"William Sadler — Lt. Col. Lewis "Chesty" Puller"

"Jon Bernthal — Sgt. Manuel "Manny" Rodriguez"

"Jacob Pitts — PFC Bill "Hoosier" Smith"

"Keith Nobbs — PFC Bud "Runner" Conley"

"Josh Helman — Cpl. Lew "Chuckler" Juergens"

"Henry Nixon — 1st Lt. Hugh Corrigan"

"Rami Malek — Cpl. Merriell "Snafu" Shelton"

"Brendan Fletcher — PFC Bill Leyden"

"Martin McCann — Sgt. R.V Burgin"

"Dylan Young — PFC Jay De L'Eau"

"Andrew Lees — PFC Robert Oswalt"

"Gary Sweet – Gy.Sgt. Elmo "Gunny" Haney"

"Joshua Bitton — Sgt. J. P. Morgan"

"Toby Leonard Moore — 2nd Lt. Stone"

"Nate Corddry — PFC "Loudmouth""

"Cariba Heine — Phyllis"

"Nikolai Nikolaeff — Rear Echelon Man"

"Matt Craven — Dr. Grant"

"Damon Herriman — Merrin"

"Dwight Braswell — PFC. Clifford "Steve" Evanson"

"Ben Esler — PFC. Charles "Chuck" Tatum"

"Joshua Close — Major Edward Sledge"

"Noel Fisher — Pvt. Hamm"

"Chris Foy — Pvt. Tony "Kathy" Peck"

"Leon Ford — 1st Lt. Edward "Hillbilly" Jones"

"Freddie Joe Farnsworth — 1st Lt. "Stumpy" Stanley"

"Sandy Winton — Capt. Jameson"

"Tom Budge — Ronnie "The Kid" Gibson"

"Richard Cawthorne — Perle"

"Anna Torv — Virginia Grey"

"Claire van der Boom — Stella"

"Ashley Zukerman — 2nd Lt. Robert "Mac" MacKenzie"

"Caroline Dhavernas — Vera Keller"

"Annie Parisse — Sgt. Lena Mae Riggi Basilone"

"Catherine McClements — Catherine Leckie"

"Isabel Lucas — Gwen"

"Adelaide Clemens — Register Girl"

"Penny McNamee — Hope"

"Mauricio Merino, Jr. — Handyboy"

"Brandon Keener — Charles Dunworthy"

"Gabriel Macht - Harvey Specter"

"Patrick J. Adams - Mike Ross"

"Rick Hoffman - Louis Litt"

"Meghan Markle - Rachel Zane"

"Sarah Rafferty - Donna Paulsen"

"Gina Torres - Jessica Pearson"

"James Spader - Raymond 'Red' Reddington"

"Megan Boone - Elizabeth Keen"

"Diego Klattenhoff - Donald Ressler"

"Ryan Eggold - Tom Keen"

"Parminder Nagra - Meera Malik"

"Amir Arison - Aram Mojtabai"

"Mozhan Marnò - Samar Navabi"

"Harry Lennix - Harold Cooper"

"Hisham Tawfiq - Dembe"

"Grant Bowler - Joshua Nolan"

"Julie Benz - Amanda Rosewater"

"Stephanie Leonidas - Irisa Nyira"

"Tony Curran - Datak Tarr"

"Jaime Murray - Stahma Tarr"

"Graham Greene - Rafe McCawley"

"Mia Kirshner - Kenya Rosewater"

"Jesse Rath - Alak Tarr"

"James Murray - Niles Pottinger"

"Dewshane Williams - Tommy LaSalle"

"Trenna Keating - Doc Meh Yewll"

"Nicole Muñoz - Christie Tarr (née McCawley)"

"Anna Hopkins - Jessica "Berlin" Rainier"

"Paul Fenech - Pauly Fenech"

"Elle Dawe - Shazza Jones"

"Kevin Taumata - Kev the Kiwi"

"Chris Franklin - Chris Franklin"

"Tahir Bilgiç - Tahir Bilgiç"

"Rob Shehadie - Rob Shehadie"

"Rachel Nichols - Rebecca Locke/Becky George"

"Jay Harrington - Paul Ryan"

"Adam Baldwin - Danny Love"

"Katie Finneran - Melody Sim"

"Nelsan Ellis - Carter Howard"

"Peter Coyote - Virgil "Web" Webster"

"John Hannah - Quintus Lentulus Batiatus"

"Lucy Lawless - Lucretia"

"Jaime Murray - Gaia"

"Peter Mensah - Doctore/Oenomaus"

"Manu Bennett - Crixus"

"Nick Tarabay - Ashur"

"Marisa Ramirez - Melitta"

"Dustin Clare - Gannicus"

"Antonio Te Maioha - Barca"

"Shane Rangi - Dagan"

"Jessica Grace Smith - Diona"

"Lesley-Ann Brandt - Naevia"

"Craig Walsh Wrightson - Marcus Decius Solonius"

"Tanit Phoenix – Lilith"

"Ariauna Albright as Dream Woman"

"Ana Alexander as Camille Gardner"

"Sadie Alexandru as Janelle"

"Crystal Allen as Rhonda Temple"

"Mark A. Altman as the Voice of the Desk Clerk"

"Catherine Annette as Tiffany"

"Domiziano Arcangeli as Chaka"

"Scott Bailey as Greg Cooper"

"Carlee Baker as Beth Odets"

"Cameron Bender as Tom Lomax"

"Daniel Bess as Logan Cale"

"Ryan Bittle as Archie Beecham"

"Philip Boyd as Nick"

"Walker Brandt as Amy"

"J.C. Brandy as Maxine"

"Tiffany Brouwer as Holly Brown"

"David Bygrave as Boyfriend"

"Daniel Capellaro as Todd Voight"

"Tina Casciani as Barbara"

"Jeffrey Combs as the Voice of the Interrogator"

"Rick Copp as Richard Hollis / Teacher"

"Ellie Cornell as Detective Janet Wright"

"Mark Costello as Detective Mitchum"

"Marc Crumpton as Foster Prentiss"

"Stephanie Danielson as Emily"

"Kristen DeLuca as Beverly Dietrich"

"Asher Deva as Ricardo"

"James Devoti as Cam"

"Andrew Dickler as R.J."

"Casper Van Dien as Joe Hallenbeck"

"Danica Dillon as Caroline / Virginia"

"Charles Divins as Dr. Troy"

"Christine Donlon as Violet MacReady"

"Sean Douglas as Pressman"

"Daphnée Duplaix as Alexis"

"Madison Dylan as Alexis"

"Kiko Ellsworth as Detective Carter Judson"

"John Enos III as Gil Flood"

"Jeff Fahey as Detective McAllister"

"Tammy Felice as Kim"

"Gigi Feshold as Bebe"

"Chanon Finley as Lisa Bannion"

"Jon Fleming as Aaron"

"Raymond Forchion as Judge Aldrich"

"Bren Foster as Howard"

"Vivica A. Fox as Dean Vera Rutledge"

"Kyle Gass as Willoughby Flagler"

"Carrie Genzel as Dr. Marlowe"

"Diana Gettinger as Laurie"

"Paul Green as Marvin Widmark"

"Anne Lee Greene as Kendra Banks"

"Ian Gregory as Charles McKendrick"

"Nikki Griffin as Nicole Ryan"

"Dean Haglund as Kip"

"Ashley Hamilton as Devlin Grant"

"Steve Richard Harris as Lex"

"Jules Hartley as Molly Trevor"

"Reggie Hayes as Kevin Freeman"

"Erin Marie Hogan as Emily"

"Neil Hopkins as Charles Solomon"

"Stacy Stas Hurst as Jessica"

"Adam Huss as Max Bailey"

"Heidi James as Big Aggie"

"Andray Johnson as Uniform Cop #1"

"Preston Jones as Aaron"

"Tom Kirlin as Guard"

"Kerry Knuppe as Daphne"

"Joe Kraemer as Officer Taylor"

"Steve Kriozere as Doctor"

"Robert LaSardo as Laz Swan"

"William Gregory Lee as Jimmy"

"Kimo Leopoldo as Bodyguard"

"Christian Levantino as Pete Green"

"Crystle Lightning as Candela"

"Vedette Lim as Agent Pam"

"Scott Logan as Jake Rutledge"

"Sierra Love as Isabella Cregar"

"Kate Luyben as Mary Mason"

"Jes Macallan as Susan Voight"

"Stephen Macht as Leland Ryan"

"Jordan Madley as Rachel Worth"

"Janelle Marra as Gloria"

"Michael Masini as Chris Gunden"

"Brady Matthews as Chris Wade"

"Paul Mazursky as Warden Jeffries"

"Sandra McCoy as Professor Kelsey Williams"

"Geoff Meed as O'Brien"

"Cristin Michele as Cynthia"

"Mirtha Michelle as Lauren Coleston"

"Anya Monzikova as Darla McKendrick"

"Nikki Moore as Abigail Strauss"

"Chris Mulkey as Bendix Darby"

"Isaiah Mustafa as Raven"

"Jo Newman as Jess Russell"

"Ashley Noel as Matilda West / Dark Matilda West"

"Charlie O'Connell as Jay Roma"

"Ho-Sung Pak as Superstar Assassin (aka The Ghost) / Fight Trainer"

"Melissa Paulo as Erida"

"Moniqua Plante as Sara"

"Robert Picardo as Hieronymus Hawks"