"Suck A Duck, making Australian's what they are today."

"Shame Shame Shame"

"What the eye doesn't see the buyer doesn't know"

"Dr Smith was exploring more than the Lunar Surface"

"I use valvoline so I can get into these really tight jeans"

"We have not sung a song since we don't when. So we thought it was time to get together again"

"I'd won a Oscar + I'd come pretty far, Without you Babe I'd become a Star"

"I wanted to inspire the nation so I wrote this song about Masturbation."

"Jeannie I want my trousers back, Jeannie"

"Do You Know were i can get my hands on a Hey Hey It's Saturday T-Shirt I enclose a $25 postal order."