"Suckers and mules, thats what work's for, and mule's got enough sense to turn his tail on it."

"[To the Virginian] I have never heard such hollerin' and shoutin' since the last time I asked you for a day off."

"The thing is, if a woman can't win an argument any other way she can always cry. Then she can't lose."

""This is Wyoming in 1897. It's a land of great, open spaces. A land that gives a man plenty of elbow room. Somebody o…"

"Before she testifies there's something I'd like to say. I don't know what you may have heard here today, what you hav…"

"He wants to be a hero in a uniform, so he had to go join up! He's a fool! He's about as much cut out to be a soldier …"

"I didn't need Trampas to point out the sorry shape we were in, but being Trampas he pointed it out anyhow..."

""Anyone will tell you Trampas is as trustworthy as they come. Take my word for it."

"And Trampas, this is a business trip."

"Oh, I'm human, all right."