"Mr. Edwards: No peekin'! Can't stand for no peekin'!"

"Home is the nicest word there is."

"Hard working folks only smell bad to people who have nothing better than stick their noses in the air! Well, whenever…"

"Lemon verbena! Anyone who wears lemon verbena is a friend of mine! (Isaiah to Jenny in, 9.01 Times Are Changing)"

"My pa doesn't know anything about football (Andy to his friends in episode 5.03, "The Winoka Warriors". This comment …"

"[to Pa] This is your fault! You're killed a dog!"

"Laura stand the other corner. [Uncle John: (spanking on the Miss Beadle's face) You’re grounded!] No, you can’t groun…"

"Bad dog! Percival, you are a VERY bad dog!"

"Robber, he bit me!"

"Stupid dog!"