Superhero films

"Don't mess with the volcano, my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."

"I will keep dreaming! I will keep dreaming, my friend! And when I wake up you better hope...you better hope you're... asleep!"

"Okay, let's all be little automaton droids and believe everything we hear on TV."

"Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."

"I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts... alone."

"I guess from now on I ride in a wolf pack...of one."

"Ooh — Mama Pajama! What kind of crazy-man blows up a crazy-house?"

"In my opinion, which used to matter around here, we shouldn't be flinging new memberships at every guy who puts together a pair of matching gloves and boots."

"Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!"

"I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines!"

"I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack of one."

"Do you think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry?"

"I just wanted to say that I had a really great time tonight, and you were really nice to me, and I would love to, uh, take you out some time. But if I don't call you I just want you to know that it's because I'm dead."

"I must have ripped the Q section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word 'quit'!"

"[when asked by a reporter what his name and power is] "Hi, my name's Roy, and I'm in a super amount of pain right now.""

"People who don't close their mouths when they chew make me... furious!"

"Well here I thought I was with a couple of real superheroes, the Shoveller and the Blue Raja! But really, it's Lazy Boy and... and... the recliner! Lazy Boy and the Recliner!"

"Guys, are you coming? Are you—? Great. Okay, fine. I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts alone. [hurts his crotch while trying to start up his motorcycle] Ow! Testicles rising...can't breathe...can't breathe."

"Let's go see what's shaking at the chez casa Casanova."

"Sweet dreams, lilac."

""Frack-u-later"...Franken-Puss!"

"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."

"You guys just be sure to jump in when the action starts. You do your share, we'll keep you around."

"There's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us."

"We're all in over our heads and we know it. But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it will forever after show our scars with pride and say, 'That's right! I was there! I fought the good fight!'"

"Invisible Boy, I think it's time for you to be seen."

"Spleen, I won't stand behind you...but I'll fight alongside you."

"So what do you say? Do we all gather together and kick some Casanova butt... or do I eat this sandwich??"

"We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."

"Should we knock, or just let ourselves in?"

"We're not your classic heroes. We're not the favorites. We're the other guys. We're the guys nobody ever bets on."

"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."

"He is rather ripping, isn't he? With the spinning and the hurting and the kicking..."

"[practicing his superhero banter]"Well, well, well — if it isn't our old friends the Red-Eyes. Good evening, gentlemen. We weren't expecting to see you again so...spoon!""

"There aren't any evil trios, are there? No — they all have to travel in gangs like little babies."

"The point is, your boy's a Limey fork-flinger, mother. Hard cheese to swallow, I know, but there it is."

"I knew I should have brought my large pie-server."

"But, seeing as it is your first night I shall FORKgive you if you FORKget."

"I say, 'What the FORK?'"

"May the forks be with us."

"All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."

"Hey, Dad — I'm going to my room with three strange men."

"When you go invisible... you can feel it."

"Come on — haven't you guys ever been a kid? Haven't you guys ever... had a dream?"

"It's cool, isn't it? It goes right up to the point of being, like, confusing."

"I am transparent. I am like the window. I am see-through. I'm like Saran Wrap."

"It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!"

"Why are you guys always dissing me? I'm a superhero too, you know! I have powers."

"If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger."

"This is weird in here. It's scary and weird."

"It's the FUNKYSKUNKULATOR!"

"Let's do some CARNAGE!"

"I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home."

"Here comes Daddy!"

"Do you wannna go back in the bag? Is that how we're gonna play this? You make the rules."

"Oh, there's another chicken. Crazy chicken world."

"How delightfully eccentric — while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time!"

"See, that's why, in general, a mad scientist is less desirable than a garden-variety scientist."

"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."

"Now , there's a wedgie she won't soon forget."

"Who would want to rent a chicken?"

"[After avenging her father's murder] "Now I'm going back to Graduate School. That was the agreement.""

"No dad, He's neither a commie, nor a fruit."

"There's not enough beer in the world Spleen, I'm sorry."

"You must be like the wolf pack... not like the six-pack."

"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums."

"Learn to hide your strikes from your opponent and you'll more easily strike his hide."

"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."

"He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions."

"Casanova will have many weapons. To defeat him we will need to have more than forks and flatulence."

"Do not go there, my son! When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts."

"We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."

"Sometimes, the true hero is the one with the courage to run away."

"When you care for what is on the outside, what is inside cares for you."

"To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn."

"Hello, Champion City. Daddy... is home!"

"When the clock strikes twelve... cuckoo, cuckoo... you will be dead. And my city will be given a new state of mind."

"Tonight I am going to do to Champion City what I have done to its greatest superhero — und there will still be time to go up, get down... und boogie!"

"I have created a beautiful machine that is going to encourage our fellow citizens to share my vision of the future! Can you dig it?"

"A fish-fork is no match for my machine!"

""It is so easy to get the better of people when they care about each other — which is why evil will always have the edge."

"Yes, of course, you may absolutely bring za brewskies."

""No, no. I don't live here. I'm just here for the ladies." (at a nursing home)"

"I don't make anything that's deadly."

"Totally nonlethal, but totally effective."

"That's a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I'll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe."

"I can trick that out with a clam-shell holster. It comes with a leather carrying case. It's got a wadcutter and a full warranty."

"It's a psycho-frakulator! It creates a-a cloud of radically fluctuating deviant chaotrons, which penetrate the synaptic relays. It's concantenated with a-a synchronous transport switch that creates a virtual tributary! It's focused onto a biobolic reflector and what happens is, is that hallucinations become reality... and the brain is literally fried from within."

"Wait — you have a Herkimer battle jitney? That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!"

"Well, actually, it's an electro-nuclear-magnet. It's the next inevitable phase."

""You keep dreaming... wanna-be!" ~ Officer Maguire"

""You know, tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime. That's why I use Mighty Whitey toothpaste. Because I want my teeth to look — Amazing!" ~ Captain Amazing in TV commercial"

""Baby, you shovel better than any man I've ever known... but that does not make you a superhero. You're a good husband, and a good father. Nothing more." ~ Lucille (Mrs. Shoveler)"

""I believe in you, Daddy." ~ Roland (Shoveler's son)"

""I'm the guy that gave your daddy the shaft!" ~ Tony P (to the Bowler)"

""P.M.S. Avenger. I only work four days a month. Is there a problem with that?" ~ P.M.S. Avenger"

""Okay, okay — the Six Very Nearly Dead Guys With a Temporary Reprieve. That's it! That's your name!" ~ Tony P"

""Kill ya later — super-losers!" ~ Tony P"

""This contraption is, in fact, a weapon of mass destruction. Casanova plans to turn it against the city at midnight." ~ Captain Amazing"

""Flip the switch, lady. Don't stare at me, lift your left arm and flip it, you moron! You're a MORON! You're a MORON!" ~ Captain Amazing"

""Just... be... Roy. Okay?" ~ Monica"

""Dig this, Shovel Man!" ~ Tony C"

"[Bestowing precious cutlery to her son, having discovered his true identity] "These belonged to your great-great grandmother. I was saving them for your wedding day, but from the looks of it, that day... it's probably a long way off." ~ Blue Raja's mother"

""Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?" ~ Blue Raja's mother"

""You can't hurt me, Baby Bowler. 'Cause I'm protected by the god of hair care." ~ Tony P"

""His name's Mr. Furious, and his power comes from his boundless rage." ~ Monica"

""WAFFLE MAAAAN! Yeah, I'm the Waffler! Golden Crispy! Bad guys are history! YEEEAAAH!" ~The Waffler"

"(creepy, ominous dude at tryouts) "I...am BALLERINA MAN!" ~Ballerina Man"

"[After realizing who Royal Pain really is] Oh, my gosh. I made out with an old lady."

"Stronghold... SIDEKICK!!!!"

"Saving the world...one homework assignment at a time."

"A new class of heroes."

"Brains, brawn and beyond."

"I see guys like you all the time in my work, you find someone you want to take advantage of, you tell them a fantastic story, and somewhere in there you say it, I just need your credit card number. A small down payment."

"Friends listen to each other! And they don't shoot each other, do they Audrey?"

"You are like me. We can both get hurt. I'm just an ordinary man."

"You forgot the "Now I'm going to tell you what the hell is going on" step. See, that usually that comes before the, "It's over" Step. And it always, always comes before the "You can go" Step."

"Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb."

"You could have been a tax accountant. You could have owned your own gym. You could have opened a chain of restaurants. You could've done of a thousand things, but in the end, you chose to protect people. You made that decision, and I find that very, very interesting."

"I almost gave up hope. There were so many times I questioned myself, but I found you. So many sacrifices, just to find you."

"Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends."

"[After proving Dunn's superhuman abilities]...Now all I need is a credit card number. [Dunn stares at him, pauses] The last one was a joke."

"Now that we know who you are, I know who I am."

"They called me Mr. Glass."

"I have something called Osteogenesis Imperfecta. It's a genetic disorder. I don't make a particular protein very well and it makes my bones very low in density, very easy to break. I've had fifty-four breaks in my life. And I have the tamest version of this disorder... Type one. There are type two, type three, and type four. Type four's don't last very long."

"It's alright to be afraid, David, because this part won't be like a comic book. Real life doesn't fit into little boxes that were drawn for it."

"This is an art gallery my friend, and this, is a piece of art."

"It's hard for many people to believe that there are extraordinary things inside themselves, as well as others. I hope you can keep an open mind."

"Go to where people are, you won't have to look very long. It's alright to be afraid, David, because this part won't be like a comic book. Real life doesn't fit into little boxes that were drawn for it."

"Do you know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world, to not know why you're here. That's - that's just an awful feeling."

"Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass."

"(from deleted scene) Can I tell you a secret? I'm going to be very, very sad if this doesn't work out the way I think."

"I love those characters and I love that world. Of course, the whole world makes comic book movies now. At the time, it was completely novel. I remember when I made it, Disney was literally like, “Comic books?! There’s no market for comic books!” That’s all they make now! It was a hilarious conversation. I remember it. I was like, “Maybe you’re right. Maybe nobody will come see comic book movies.” They were like, “Those are people in little conventions who like comic books.” And I was like, “But, I like comic books!”"

"But the beauty of the world of Unbreakable is that you’re playing it for reality. It should never feel like a comic book movie. It feels like a straight-up drama. It’s real. You’re confronting the possibility that comic book characters were based on people that were real. That’s the premise, so the tone has to be super grounded. It would be cool."

"Shattering cinemas soon."

"Are You Ready For The Truth?"

"Are You Unbreakable?"

"Some things are only revealed by accident"

"Bruce Willis as David Dunn"

"Samuel L. Jackson as Elijah Price"

"Robin Wright as Audrey Dunn"

"Spencer Treat Clark as Joseph Dunn"

"Charlayne Woodard as Mrs. Price"

"Eamonn Walker as Dr. Mathison"

"M. Night Shyamalan as Suspected Stadium drug dealer"

"Richard E. Council as Noel"

"Michael Kelly as Dr. Dubin"

"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!"

"You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you've got a really nice ass!"

"Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!"

"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight."

"Soon he will be sleeping with the fishes, see."

"Homey don't play that!"

"G-Fresh in the house."

"Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar!"

"They just kicked my sorry black ass!"

"Ben! Use your hamster style!"

"Making sex safe again!"

"Fighting crime never felt so good."

"Now, that's not a comet…"

"I'll show you a rockslide!"

"(After scaring away a bear by roaring at it) Yeah, that's right! Keep running, Boo-Boo! Overgrown furball."

"Discover the secret of the Surfer."

"I wanted to stop acting. The director was like, 'It looks too real. It looks too painful. Can you be prettier when you cry? Cry pretty, Jessica. Don't do that thing with your face. Just make it flat. We can CGI the tears in.' And I'm like, But there's no connection to a human being. And then it got me thinking: Am I not good enough? Are my instincts and my emotions not good enough? Do people hate them so much that they don't want me to be a person? Am I not allowed to be a person in my work? And so I just said, 'F--k it. I don't care about this business anymore.'"

"Ioan Gruffudd — Reed Richards"

"Jessica Alba — Susan Storm"

"Chris Evans — Johnny Storm"

"Michael Chiklis — Ben Grimm"

"Julian McMahon — Victor von Doom"

"Kerry Washington — Alicia Masters"

"Andre Braugher — General Hager"

"Doug Jones (body) Laurence Fishburne (voice) — Norrin Radd"

"Beau Garrett — Captain Frankie Raye"

"Vanessa Minnillo — Julie Angel"

"Stan Lee - Himself"

"The greatest hero ever assembled."

"They've got gizmos up the wazoo."

"Matthew Broderick – John Brown / Inspector Gadget, RoboGadget"

"Rupert Everett – Sanford Scolex / Dr. Claw"

"Joely Fisher – Dr. Brenda Bradford, RoboBrenda"

"Michelle Trachtenberg – Penny"

"Don Adams – Brain (voice)"

"D. L. Hughley – Gadgetmobile (voice)"

"Dabney Coleman – Chief Quimby"

"Cheri Oteri – Mayor Wilson"

"Andy Dick – Kramer"

"Michael G. Hagerty – Sykes"

"René Auberjonois – Dr. Artemus Bradford"

"Frances Bay – Thelma"

"J.P. Manoux – The Mayor's assistant"

"Brian George – The Sore Guru"

"Jennifer Seguin – Agent Claw"

"French Stewart – Inspector Gadget"

"Tony Martin – Dr. Claw"

"Elaine Hendrix – G2"

"Mark Mitchell – Chief Quimby"

"Bruce Spence – Baxter"

"Caitlin Wachs – Penny"

"John Batchelor – McKibble"

"James Wardlaw – Brick"

"D. L. Hughley – voice of Gadgetmobile"

"[While weightlifting] I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right."

"[To Sammael] Listen, Sammy, I'm not a very good shot, but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets. So what do you say we work this out in a nice, peaceful–? [Sammael runs off] Oh, crap."

"Waiting for me, chunk-face?"

"[Breaking Sammael's lower jaw] OPEN WIDE!"

"I'm fireproof. You're not."

"Didn't I kill you already? You goddamned monster!"

"[Grabs Sammael by the tongue] Second date, no tongues!"

"You missed!"

"How big can it be?"

"Damn! Would you please be a little more careful?"

"[About Liz's new nickname] "Sparky"? Who came up with that? Myers?"

"Gonna be sore in the morning."

"[While beating Sammael with a payphone he had ripped off a wall] It's for you! You shouldn't– hurt– people!"

"[To the train conductor, who is beating him in the head with a fire extinguisher to try and knock him off the train] Hey! I'm on your side! [Train Conductor: Sure.] [The train conductor hit Hellboy in the head with a fire extinguisher, knocking him off the train]"

"[Watching Meyers and Liz] No cream and milk, moron. She takes it black. Told ya! Wait, she took his picture! DAMN!"

"It's not– It's not what you think. Plus, you're nine. You're too young to be giving me advice."

"Hey, Myers, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"?"

"[To Kroenen] You killed my father! Your ass is mine!"

"[Grigori Rasputin: What have you done?] [Stabs Rasputin in the stomach with one of his horns] I chose."

"[Liz Sherman: In the dark, I heard your voice, what did you say?] I said, "Hey, you on the other side – let her go. Because for her, I will cross over, and then you'll be sorry.""

"Hellboy– He's real!"

"Are you gonna be okay? Alone?"

"Remember who you are! [Throws Hellboy the rosary]"

"[Closing narration] What makes a man a man? A friend of mine once wondered. Is it his origins? The way he comes to life? I don't think so. It's the choices he makes. Not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them."

"I'm learning to control it. I'm learning where it comes from. For the first time in my life, I'm not afraid."

"I don't like the term firestarter. I just don't."

"[To John as she ignites her powers] You should be running."

"What is it that makes a man a man? Is it his origins – the way things start? Or is it something else, something harder to describe?"

"The Nazis were desperate. Combining science and black magic, they intended to upset the balance of the war."

"Abe possesses a unique frontal lobe. Unique – that is a word you'll hear frequently around here."

"As you entered the lobby there was an inscription: "In the absence of light, darkness prevails." (In Absentia Luci, Tenebrae Vincunt). There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers. Make no mistake about that. And we are the ones who bump back."

"[Narrating] There we were, an unready father for an unwanted child. The boys gave him a name that very night. In retrospect, perhaps not the most fortunate. But nevertheless, a name we all came to use. We called him Hellboy."

"[Last words] I know what to call him. Nothing you can do or say can change that. I call him "son". [Puts his rosary on the book] I'm ready. [Grigori Rasputin: [Puts his hand on Broom's shoulder] It'll be quick.] [Rasputin walks away. Kroenen points his arm blade at the back of Broom's neck and stabs it. Broom collapses to the floor dead]"

"[About his Rubik's cube] Listen, I'm not much of a problem solver. Three decades– and I've only completed two sides."

"[Last words, in Russian] I was better off dead!"

"[opening lines] Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister, the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy. Simon and his wacky henchmen, Cad, schemed to rule the universe. But each time, they were foiled by me, the greatest superhero who ever lived, Underdog!"

"Excuse me, why do you people have pantyhose on your heads?"

"Turns out, Barsinister didn't want me, he wanted my DNA. He took away my superpowers and put them in a little blue pill but that wasn't the worst of it."

"Right, talking dog will try to make things normal."

"But I doubt there was a ham tied to the capitol building."

"You can put the doggy door there!"

"When old ladies are falling, I'm not slow, and it's a hip-hip-hip and away I go!"

"There's no need to worry, Underdog is furry! No, that's not it."

"There's no need to fright, Underdog's got bite! Nope, that's not it either."

"There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! Hey, that's pretty good. I think I'll keep that one."

"It's OK. You all make mistakes. But I forgive you.That's the kind of person I am...humble."

"Don't worry, it will only hurt a lot."

"It should be me on the front page, not that stupid mutt. I need a sample of his DNA. How do you look in a dress?"

"[repeated line] Simon says…"

"After him!"

"Shoeshine, isn't it? Or shall I address you by your nom de guerre, Underdog. [Shoeshine: It's "Shoeshine".] [Dan: He can talk?]"

"You know what the saddest part is? You thought they loved you but they only loved the power that I gave you."

"I'll play your game, but it'll be a stretch. Can you resist this?"

"I'll be the silent partner."

"Cad's hit. Cad's hit."

"I bought myself a thesaurus."

"Shoeshine I don't know if you can understand me right now, but forget about the past. It doesn't matter if you're Shoeshine or Underdog. Because I don't care if you can talk or fly. You brought my family back together. You're a hero to me."

"Where, oh, where, can my Underdog be?"

"Jason Lee — Voice of Shoeshine/Underdog"

"Jim Belushi — Dan Unger"

"Peter Dinklage — Dr. Simon Barsinister"

"Patrick Warburton — Cad Lackey"

"Alex Neuberger — Jack Unger"

"Taylor Momsen — Molly"

"John Slattery — The Mayor"

"Samantha Bee — Principal Patterson"

"Brad Garrett — Voice of Riff Raff"

"Amy Adams — Voice of Polly"

"John DiMaggio — Voice of Bulldog"

"Phil Morris — Voice of Maim"

"Michael Massee — Voice of Killer"

"Cameron A. Clarke — Voices of Attack and Little Brown Dog"

"Jess Harnell — Voice of the Astronaut"

"Jay Leno — Himself"

"If I hadn't pushed her out of the way she would have die...aaaaaaah!"

"I think I have...superpowers!"

"I'm looking seriously over the city...in a squatting position."

"I met a guy at Craigslist."

"Those are Celine Dion lyrics!"

"[to Jill] I realize, we can never be together."

"Why yes. This is, healthy cough blood."

"Good. You're a hard-working fine young man. Let's hope you're not brutally murdered, too!"

"Are you frickin' insane?!"

"No, crazy is hearin' voices, talkin' to cats, datin' Paula Abdul. I am not crazy; I...am a visionary!"

"I just shat my pants."

"I met a girl at Craigslist."

"[last words, before being killed by his hourglass bomb] Oh, fuck."

"With great power comes hot bitches."

"Look at you, eatin' junk food, wearin' fake beards."

"You did surgery on me?"

"I can't breathe; you're kneelin' on my balls!"

"And once a month you'll bleed from your vagina!"

"Don't forget about the bitches."

"Watch where you're going in slo-mo, dipshit!"

"I'll drive."

"That's a lie. I think of suicide every single day."

"Hey anyone want to get high? I have some hash with me. White guy in the dreads, you know what I am talking about? Can I get a what-what? Holla! I've got a stiff pole for your sweet hole. Anyone? Anyone? Pussies!"

"You have an incredible ass!"

"[before falling down after Albert pushed him] Shiiiit!..."

"No, it's not your dead wife."

"Yes, you see, we confused you with one of our sex-change patients, but don't worry, we didn't remove your penis. We did, however, cut off your testicles, but since your wife's dead, you won't be needin' 'em!"

"Yes I know... [while fainting]"

"How do I know that baby's even mine?!"

"Squatting on a glass table...two girls...one cup...you know what to do!"

"We have people who can walk through walls. And we have people who think they can walk through walls!"

"Because he can do this!"

"Make a costume, shit-head! I swear, they're gettin' dumber and dumber every year!"

"How's that feel, Invisi-Bitch?!"

"Dude, you're on my gargoyle."

"What are you doing?"

"Get a blanket or something!"

"Holy shit!"

"Get the fire extinguisher!"

"Aah, stop you idiot!"

"Drake Bell as Rick Riker/Dragonfly"

"Sara Paxton as Jill Johnson"

"Christopher McDonald as Lou Landers/Hourglass"

"Leslie Nielsen as Uncle Albert"

"Kevin Hart as Trey"

"Marion Ross as Aunt Lucille"

"Ryan Hansen as Lance Landers"

"Robert Joy as Stephen Hawking"

"Brent Spiner as Dr. Strom"

"Jeffrey Tambor as Dr. Whitby"

"Tracy Morgan as Professor Xavier"

"Regina Hall as Mrs. Xavier"

"Pamela Anderson as the Invisible Girl"

"Simon Rex as Human Torch"

"Craig Bierko as Wolverine"

""Is it better to be feared or respected?" I say, is it too much to ask for both? With that in mind I humbly present you the crown jewel of Stark Industries' Freedom Line. It's the first missile system to incorporate our proprietary Repulsor Technology. They say that the best weapon is one that you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it…and it's worked out pretty well so far. Find an excuse to let one of these off the chain, and I personally guarantee you the bad guys won't even want to come out of their caves. For your consideration…the Jericho."

"Do you really think that just because you have an idea, it belongs to you? Your father, he helped give us the atomic bomb. Now, what kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?"

"They had no script, man. They had an outline. We would show up for big scenes every day and we wouldn't know what we were going to say. We would have to go into our trailer and work on this scene and call up writers on the phone, 'You got any ideas?' Meanwhile the crew is tapping their foot on the stage waiting for us to come on. You've got the suits from Marvel in the trailer with us saying, 'No, you wouldn't say that. You would think with a $200 million movie you'd have the shit together, but it was just the opposite. And the reason for that is because they get ahead of themselves. They have a release date before the script, ‘Oh, we'll have the script before that time,' and they don't have their shit together."

""What I usually hate about these [superhero] movies [is] when suddenly the guy that you were digging turns into Dudley Do-Right, and then you're supposed to buy into all his 'Let's go do some good!' That Eliot Ness-in-a-cape-type thing. What was really important to me was to not have him change so much that he's unrecognizable. When someone used to be a schmuck and they're not anymore, hopefully they still have a sense of humor."

"Me and my effects supervisor John Nelson worked with the Stan Winston studios to build practical suits and we were working with the team from ILM who, a lot of them, had worked on Transformers. We got to benefit from a lot of the technology they broke through for that production which really makes Iron Man photo-real. As you might know, I’m not a fan of CGI per-se so I was very demanding that we make the effects as photo-real as possible. Well that’s what Jurassic Park did and that’s why I think it holds up so well today. There are relatively few [CGI] shots in Jurassic Park; a lot of that stuff is robotics, animatronics. You have to mix practical with computer generated and so there was stuff we did that was seen as wasteful sometimes when we were budgeting. When Iron Man’s flying we’d send real planes up to do the choreography so that we’d get the camerawork to really look like a cameraman was following from another plane. It gives it that Top Gun look. One of the first things I did was I sat down all the people working on the visual effects and we screened scenes from Top Gun and scenes from Stealth and I said, “Why does Top Gun look so much more real?” Stealth had all of this money, technology and state-of-the-art effects and it looks like you’re watching a videogame. We figured out that a lot of it had to do with how restrained the camera was. Don’t give the camera too much freedom or choreography. Get the shading right, the lighting right and there are things you can do to make the CGI look more real. People end up going crazy and give themselves a little too much freedom in how they use CGI and if you overuse it, it draws attention to itself."

"Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man"

"Terrence Howard as Lt. Col James "Rhodey" Rhodes"

"Jeff Bridges as Obadiah Stane"

"Shaun Toub as Ho Yinsen"

"Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts"

"Faran Tahir as Raza"

"Paul Bettany as J.A.R.V.I.S."

"Leslie Bibb as Christine Everhart"

"Heroes aren't born. They're built."

"Get ready for a different breed of heavy-metal hero."

"Do I look like I care what people think?"

"What you want? A cookie? Get the hell out of my face."

"All you people blocking the intersection...you're all idiots."

"Well you should sue McDonalds cause they fucked you up."

"(repeated line) Call me an asshole, one more time."

"(to Mary, during their row) I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!! I HATE TO BURST YOUR CRAZY LADY BUBBLE, BUT IT MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ALL THAT GREAT, 'CAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER YOU!"

"(to Mary) You better not hit me with that truck!"

"But if you don't pull over & give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short straw, cause your head's going up my ass."

"You gotta wonder though, what kind of bastard must I have been.....that nobody was there to claim me? I mean, I'm no, I'm not the most charming guy on the world so I've been told, but nobody?"

"I apologize to the people of Los Angeles. My behavior has been improper and I accept the consequences. I ask my fellow Angelinos for their patience and understanding. Life here can be difficult for me. After all, I am the only one of my kind. During my incarceration, I will be participating in alcohol and anger management treatment. You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better."

"You're gonna change the world. Good job, Ray."

"You're a superhero for God's sake, people should love you."

"You're an asshole."

"The AllHeart symbol will be known globally as a symbol of companies that are committed to changing the world. They'll give away their sustenance goods of food, drugs, power, clothing for free."

"That's something you might want to bring up on a first date, Mary. "I don't like to travel." "I'm allergic to cats." "I'm immortal." Those are like some things you might want to give a little heads up on."

"What is it, National Horn Day?"

"I think you're wasting your time with this guy."

"He's not going to go."

"Okay! I was flying! And — I'm very strong — as well. It's just the way we are."

"This is very hard to explain."

"(to Hancock) GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!"

"(after Ray says Hancock to go away) Technically speaking, he's my husband."

"Whatever we are we were built in twos, okay? We're drawn to each other — no matter how far I run, he's always there — he finds me! It's physics!"

"Hancock is not your average superhero. Every day he wakes up mad at the world. He doesn't remember what happened to him and there's no one to help him find the answers."

"[Speaking Portuguese poorly] Don't make me– hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm– hungry. [Pause, in English] Wait, that's not right."

"[After jumping from a helicopter and realizing that he's not transforming] Oh, shit!"

"I've run into bad situations on crap missions before. I've seen good men go down purely because someone didn't let us in on what we were walking into, I've moved onto the next one, 'cause that's what we do, right? I mean that's the job, but THIS? This is a whole new level of weird, and I don't feel inclined to step away from it. So if you're taking another crack at him…I want in. AND with respect, you should be looking for a team that's prepped and ready to fight, because if that thing shows up again, you're going to have a lot of professional tough guys PISSING in their PANTS, sir."

"You don't deserve this power!"

"[nervously, as Blonsky transforms into the Abomination] This is... what I was trying to explain! I don't know what you've been... ladling into yourself... but clearly it worked. Let's assume you don't understand a word I'm saying... but if you'll just get back on the table... I can fix this...! [the Abomination knocks him into a table, injuring his head; a blood sample from Banner trickles into the wound, and he grins as his cranium starts to swell]"

"On June 13, get ready to unleash the beast."

"This summer, our only hope is something incredible"

"This June, a hero shows his true colors"

"You'll like him when he's angry."

"Edward Norton – Dr. Bruce Banner / Hulk"

"Liv Tyler – Betty Ross"

"Tim Roth – Major Emil Blonsky / Abomination"

"Tim Blake Nelson – Dr. Samuel Sterns"

"Ty Burrell – Dr. Leonard Samson"

"William Hurt – Gen. Thunderbolt Ross"

"Lou Ferrigno as the voice of The Hulk"

"Kevin Michael Richardson as the voice of The Abomination"

"Incredible Hulk immediately launches us into a story of a man on the run, and it’s a mostly joyless experience. Banner is a tortured character, and an alternate opening had him trying to commit suicide on a desolate mountaintop before the Hulk breaks out and crushes the gun. What separates Hulk from his Marvel compatriots is that Banner has no agency in his superpower. He didn’t want to become the Hulk; the best he can do is bury the beast, and when it breaks out, he loses almost all control. That’s not heroism; that’s desperation, and it’s tough to squeeze a fun summer action movie in there."

"Well, my own feeling is that in the first two (Hulk films), they made him too powerful. I never conceived of him that way, and I didn't think it was necessary for him to be that big. I thought he could’ve been seven and a half feet tall. That's quite enough."

"Open wide!"

"A forest god, eh? I'm gonna get me Big Baby."

"You woke up the baby."

"WHAT'S MY FLAW?!"

"Glasshole."

"[Laughs hysterically; referring to Tom Manning] Gas pocket. What an idiot."

"Hey, I think we gotta lose the garbage truck. Sends out the wrong signal."

"Lucy, I'm home! [Referring to the Fragglewump dressed as an old lady]"

"I challenge Prince Nuada... for the right to command... this army."

"[About to fight Nuada] Don't worry. I'm not gonna kill him, Abe... but I am gonna kick his ass."

"You jumpy, slippery bastard. I got you now."

"I– I hate it when people stare at me. It makes me feel like a freak. You had no right, Red."

"[To Hellboy] I'll stay with you. You're the best man I know."

"[Hellboy: [Holding up the crown] All that power–] Don't even think about it. [Takes the crown from Hellboy and melts it, while the Golden Army deactivates]"

"It's quite obvious it's a breathing apparatus!"

"You would do the exact same for Liz."

"It's the last one!! [Last six pack of beer when opening the fridge]"

"Damen und Herren, Johann Krauss, at your service."

"[as Hellboy fights the forest god] You must shoot it in ze energy ganglion! [Hellboy: "What?!"] Ze energy ganglion! Scheissekopf, ZE HEAD! SHOOT IT IN ZE HEAD!"

"[To Hellboy] Are you threatening me? Because I zink I can take you."

"Zere we are! Your temper – it makes you sloppy! Try to control it, Agent Hellboy, before it controls you. [Walks away, singing cheerfully in German]"

"[Liz Sherman: So we have clearance then?] Agent Sherman– Liz– screw ze clearance! We will take zat plane!"

"[After killing an auctioneer] Be quiet. [retrieves the first piece of the Golden Army crown; everyone screams in the background] SIT– DOWN! Proud, empty, hollow things that you are. Let this remind you– why you once feared the dark. [Releases a swarm of flesh-eating faeries unto all the auctioneers]"

"[After slaying his father; in Gaelic, regretfully] I always loved you, father."

"[To the forest god's seed] Kill them."

"[To Hellboy about the forest god] Demon! What are you waiting for? This is what you want, isn't it? Look at it. The last of its kind. Like you and I. If you destroy it, the world will never see its kind again– You have more in common with us than with them. You could be a king– If you cannot command, than you must obey."

"I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright! And for that I will call upon the help of all my people and they will answer. The good, the bad– and the worst."

"[To Hellboy] You may have mused in the past: "Am I mortal?" [Stabs him with a spear] You are now."

"I am Prince Nuada Silverlance, leader of the Golden Army! Is there anyone here who would dispute my right?"

"[Defeated, to Hellboy] Kill me. You must. For I will not stop. I cannot. [Hellboy: Sorry, pal. I win. You live.]"

"The humans... they will tire of you. They have already turned against you. Leave them. Is it them, or us? Which holocaust should be chosen? We die, and the world will be poorer for it."

"[Last words] Nuala, my sister..."

"[About Hellboy's publicity] I suppress each photo, cell phone videos, they cost me a fortune, and then they show up on YouTube. God, I hate YouTube!"

"[To Hellboy] You've murdered me. You have murdered me. You have ridiculed me, and you– you have brought this unto yourself."

"When Tom Manning gets on the case, things get done. They get done, they get DONE! One hundred percent. I guarantee that."

"Goblin: [Taking the group to the resting place of the Golden Army] Here we are– and there they are. Seventy times seventy soldiers. Sometimes I wish we'd never created them. Bim-bam went the hammers! Whoosh went the furnaces! One of those fires took my legs off. This is as far as I go. I'm not very good with steps. But if you're here to stop him, the Prince, I wish you luck. The Golden Army must not awaken. Undo what we did."

"The idea was we would create a whole back-story and a whole back-story for the characters but we would never verbalize it. In the same way, we would move the camera around as if we were in any other location – a shopping mall, a bazaar in the Far East. We would not do what is done so often in this thing where you do a close-up of each monster that you’ve spent money on and you give them each a little vignette. We are going to keep them in the background as if we have wandered into a real place and we are just shooting a real place. So I think that instead of detracting, because we did get some notes and concerns and they were saying, ‘Why don’t we shoot each creature? We spent $100,000 on this creature and it’s just in the background.’ I said, ‘Because that’s where you are flaunting it. When you are flaunting it, you really don’t care. Yes, there is a 20-foot monster lurking in the background but I’m never going to see it again.’ We have some things we designed called the Striders which were creatures that were only seen in the opening shot. They are like headless elephants. I based them on a Dali drawing, the long legged elephant, and we never see them again. Never again and we spent $100,000 or something modeling them. But that’s the whole point. Because we were fighting about the budget and each thing counted and they said, ‘But this is only one shot.’ I said, ‘Yes, but you need it!’ On the first date with a girl you leave a big tip and that’s really impressive. And they go, ‘That’s a 40% tip. What a nice guy.’ It’s the details, you know?"

"Believe it or not – he's the good guy."

"Ron Perlman – Hellboy"

"Doug Jones – Abraham "Abe" Sapien Angel of Death"

"Selma Blair – Elizabeth Sherman"

"Seth MacFarlane – Johann Krauss"

"Luke Goss – Prince Nuada Silverlance"

"Anna Walton – Princess Nuala"

"Brian Steele – Mr. Wink"

"Jeffrey Tambor – Tom Manning"

"John Hurt – Trevor Bruttenholm"

"Roy Dotrice – King Balor"

"There are special people in this world. We don't ask to be special. We're just born this way. We pass you on the streets every day, unnoticed by most. It started in 1945. The Nazis were conducting experiments in psychic warfare, trying to turn those with psychic abilities into soldiers. Lots of us died. The war ended, but the experiments never stopped. Other governments around the world set up what they called "divisions", trying to do what the Nazis couldn't, to turn us into weapons. The divisions agents are trained to track and hunt us down like animals. Take us away from our families and friends. They test us and categorize us. I'm what they call a Watcher. We can see the future, even if that's not always as simple as it sounds. Others are called Movers, just an easy way of saying telekinetic. Pushers put thoughts in your head, and make whatever lie they come up with the truth. Sniffs, Shifters, Shadows, Bleeders... it goes on and on. In divisions' eyes, we're all just lab rats. Only one problem — we keep dying. No one has ever survived the drug meant to boost our powers. My name is Cassie Holmes. Division took my mom from me. Right now, the future I see doesn't look so great. The good news is, the future is always changing, in the largest of ways, by the smallest of things. They've been winning a lot of battles. Now it's our turn to win the war."

"You better do something quick, 'cause I'm sick of drawing dead bodies!"

"I'm thirteen, and I get told I look at least fourteen."

"Put the gun to your mouth. Pull the trigger."

"Chris Evans as Nick Gant"

"Joel Gretsch as Nick's father Jonah"

"Dakota Fanning as Cassie Holmes"

"Camilla Belle as Kira Hudson/Hollis"

"Djimon Hounsou as Agent Henry Carver"

"[Finding his father's design for a new element hidden within the Stark Expo model] Dead for almost 20 years, you're still taking me to school..."

"Prepare for a major remodel, fellas! We're back in hardware mode!"

"[Having just inserted the reworked arc reactor into his chest cavity] Tastes like coconut! [Grimaces] And metal."

"[After saving a little boy from a Hammer Drone] Nice work, kid."

"[A filmed message left for his son] Tony. You're too young to understand this now, so I thought I would put it on film for you. [Gestures to his model of Stark Expo] I built this for you. And someday, you'll realize that it represents a whole lot more than people's inventions. It represents my life's work. This is the key to the future. I'm limited by the technology of my time, but one day you'll figure this out. And when you do, you will change the world. What is, and will always be, my greatest creation…is you."

"Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark, codename Iron Man"

"Gwyneth Paltrow as Virginia "Pepper" Potts"

"Don Cheadle as Lt. Colonel James "Rhodey" Rhodes, codename War Machine"

"Scarlett Johansson as Natalie Rushman / Natasha Romanoff, codename Black Widow"

"Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer"

"Mickey Rourke as Ivan Vanko"

"Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury"

"Clark Gregg as Phil Coulson"

"Two men in iron suits fighting each other."

"Favreau: We were playing at the very end… we were shooting at the very end, it was in the middle or the beginning of the movie where he was doing some work with interactive holograms. Holographs? What do ya call it? Holographs I guess. But that was just something we did as an afterthought that we animated into it, it was pretty cool. And as a matter of fact, we were contacted by, where’s Jeremy [looking for one of the guys on set]… Jeremy? What happened with the holographs, that we were doing the holograph manipulations and we got contacted by a military contractor?"

"Q: You mentioned Howard Stark. How much of a role does he have in this movie? How much of a look at Tony’s past do we get?"

"This is one of the richest men in the world, so we can't buy our practicals from Home Depot. Everything had to be intelligent technology, and it had to look classic enough to have some shelf life – we didn't want it to look embarrassingly dated 10 years from now."

"It's not the armor that makes the hero, but the man inside."

"Matt! Don't be an idiot! Matt! Matt! You're my ride home!"

"[to Steve] See, it's different, 'cause you've always had friends, and people want to talk to you and be around you. I never had any of that. I mean, before this, I barely even hung out with Matt, and he's my cousin. We were close when were little, but- I don't know. In high school, everything changed."

"I've been doing a lot of reading, you know? Like, online about, like, just evolution and natural selection and how like there's this thing, right? It's called the apex predator, right? And basically what this is, is the strongest animal in the ecosystem, right? And as human beings, we're considered the apex predator but only because smaller animals can't feed on us because of weapons and stuff, right? A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, right? You do not feel guilty when you squash a fly... and I think that means something. I just think that really means something. [uses his powers to crush a car behind him]"

"Please believe me, Steve. Please, it's just I-I don't know what I did. I lost control, and I'm so sorry. This thing, it's just becoming a part of me now and I don't... I miss you, Steve."

"[in Tibet, speaking to camera] Hey, Andrew. I just wanted to say that... I'm sorry and, uh, I-- I hope... that you know that I did what I had to do. You're not a bad person. I know that. That's all that matters. And, uh, I want you to know... that I'm gonna be better from now on. I'm gonna help people. I'm gonna find out what happened to us down there. I don't care how long it takes. I'm gonna get answers. I'm gonna do it for you, and I'm gonna do it for Steve. And... I just—I love you, man. I didn't ever get a chance to tell you, but I love you. And guess what? You made it. Whoo-hoo! Isn't it beautiful? Goodbye, Andrew. [Matt flies away and leaves the camera to view the beautiful tranquil scene]"

"Yes, it was the black guy this time."

"Ignore us! We're just... Mormons!"

"Not all heroes are super."

"What are you capable of?"

"Boys will be boys."

"It's all fun and games until everybody gets hurt."

"Dane DeHaan - Andrew Detmer"

"Michael B. Jordan - Steve Montgomery"

"Alex Russell - Matt Garetty"

"Michael Kelly - Richard Detmer"

"Ashley Hinshaw - Casey Letter"

"There are always people you care about. You just don't realize how much until they're gone. The idea was to be a symbol. Batman could be anybody. That was the point."

"One man's tool is another man's weapon."

"[to Bane] You were excommunicated by a gang of psychopaths!"

"The rich don't even go broke the same as the rest of us, huh?"

"Calm down, doctor! Now is not the time for fear. That comes later."

"Oh, you think darkness is your ally, but you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you, because they belong to me!"

"Speak of the devil and he shall appear!"

"We take Gotham from the corrupt, the rich, the oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you, the people. Today, we turn myth to reward! We turn the water into wine and implore you drink deep of the cup. Gotham is yours. None shall interfere; do as you please. [one of Bane's captured Tumbler Cannons blows a hole in the prison's gates, allowing his followers inside] But start by storming Blackgate and freeing the oppressed! Step forward, those who would serve, for an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed! Blood will be shed! The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city, it will endure. Gotham will survive."

"We both know I have to kill you now. I suppose you'll just have to imagine the fire."

"Not a lot people know what if feels like to, like... to be angry, in your bones. I mean, they understand. I mean, foster parents, everybody understands. For a while, at least. But then they want the angry little kid to do something he knows he can’t do: move on. So, after a while, they stop understanding. They send the angry kid to a boys' home. I figured it out too late: you gotta learn to hide the anger, practice smiling in the mirror. It's like putting on a mask. So, you showed up this one day in a cool car, pretty girl on your arm. We were so excited! Bruce Wayne, billionaire orphan? I mean, we use to make up stories about you, man. Legends. And, you know, with the other kids, that's all it was, just stories, but... right when I saw you, I knew who you really were. I'd seen that look on your face before. It was the same one I taught myself. I don't know why you took the fall for Dent's murder, but I'm still a believer in the Batman, even if you're not."

"[eulogy at Harvey Dent's funeral] I knew Harvey Dent. I was his friend. And it will be a long time before someone inspires us the way he did. I believed in Harvey Dent."

"[eulogy at Bruce Wayne's funeral] I see a beautiful city. And a brilliant people, rising from this abyss. I see the lives, for which I lay down my life - peaceful, useful, prosperous and happy. I see that I hold a sanctuary in their hearts, and in the hearts of their descendants, generations hence. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known."

"[to Bruce] Remember when you left Gotham? Before all this, before Batman? You were gone seven years. Seven years I waited, hoping that you wouldn't come back. Every year, I took a holiday. I-I went to Florence. There's this cafe, on the banks of the Arno. Every fine evening, I would sit there and order a-a Fernet Branca. I had this fantasy that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a... wife, maybe a-a couple of kids. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to Gotham. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except pain and tragedy. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do."

"And with all of its themes of masks, and legends, and the relationship between the hero and his city, Nolan's trilogy is both a powerful myth and a great commentary on myth-making."

"What passes for a right-wing movie these days is The Dark Knight Rises, which submits the rather modest premise that, irritating though the rich may be, actually killing them and taking all their stuff might be excessive."

"All superheroes are black sheep. But the Dark Knight has always been murkier than most. His superpowers are not an accident of birth, or of stumbling into the wrong lab at the wrong time. They're not powers at all, simply a simulation made possible by good fortune and the leisure that accompanies it. Bruce Wayne can splurge on the kit and cars to set himself up as a crime-fighting Christ substitute, plus power and glitter enough to hide his hobby. He's always been a curious idol: within aspiration because he's flesh and blood; beyond it because he's the lucky recipient of inherited wealth. So it should be no surprise that The Dark Knight Rises so firmly upholds the financial status quo. Christopher Nolan's film indulges in much guttural talk of the gap between the 99% and the 1%, but it is the former who are demonised, whose revolting actions require curbing and mutinous squeals muting. Your average Joe, it turns out, requires a benevolent, bad-ass billionaire to set him straight, to knock him sideways, if necessary. The Occupy Gotham movement, as organised by gargly terrorist Bane, is populated by anarchists without a cause, whose actions are fuelled by a lust for destruction, not as a corrective to an unjust world. Such self-made characters as we meet in the film are, by and large, fishy – power-grabbers hiding behind a fig-leaf of philanthropism. Even someone who earns their crust nicking other people's stuff looks agog when the masses storm posh apartments to try and redistribute a bit of bubbly. Batman's butler-crush and bells and whistles feudalism is swallowable – it's a cartoon, right! Likewise the free pass that Wayne's Rowntree-ish gestures, disapproval of criminals and general tortured grizzling seems to allow him. But The Dark Knight Rises is a quite audaciously capitalist vision, radically conservative, radically vigilante, that advances a serious, stirring proposal that the wish-fulfilment of the wealthy is to be championed if they say they want to do good. Mitt Romney will be thrilled. What's strange is that quite so many of the rest of us seem to want to buy into it."

"You say you want a revolution? Well, you know, there’s a comic-book movie for you. The Dark Knight Rises concludes the trilogy of Batman movies so distinctively rebooted, reimagined, and reinvigorated over the past seven years by director Christopher Nolan at the helm and actor Christian Bale in the Batsuit. And the highly anticipated project arrives with outsize political and cultural ambitions. Theme-wise, Nolan tackles nothing less than societal upheaval, urban unrest, class warfare, personal sacrifice, and spiritual salvation, with some nuclear brinkmanship thrown in for timeliness. That’s epic stuff, as grounded in serious social commentary as the literature of Charles Dickens that the director and his coscreenwriter brother, Jonathan Nolan, have cited as inspiration. This is a Batman narrative for a post-9/11 age of anxiety, morally split between the best of times and the worst of times."

"The Legend Ends"

"A Fire Will Rise"

"Every Hero Has a Journey. Every Journey Has an End"

"The Epic Conclusion to the Dark Knight Legend"

"The legend ends. The Dark Knight rises."

"Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne/Batman"

"Michael Caine - Alfred"

"Gary Oldman - James Gordon"

"Anne Hathaway - Selina Kyle/Catwoman"

"Tom Hardy - Bane"

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - John Blake"

"Morgan Freeman - Lucius Fox"

"A famous man once said, "We create our own demons." Who said that? What does that even mean? Didn't matter. I said it 'cause he said it. So now, he was famous and it was basically said by two well-known guys. I don't... uhh... I'm gonna start again. Let's track this from the beginning"

"And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey was at its end. You start with something pure. Something exciting. Then come the mistakes, the compromises. We create our own demons. As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. Took a little tinkering. But then I thought "why stop there?" Of course there are people who say progress is dangerous, but then I bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chest full of shrapnel. And now, neither will I. Let me tell you: that was the best sleep I'd had in years. So if I were to wrap this up tight with a bow or whatever, I guess I'd say my armor, it was never a distraction or a hobby, it was a cocoon. And now, I'm a changed man. You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can't take away...I am Iron Man."

"You know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming."

"No more false faces. You said you wanted the Mandarin, you're looking right at him. It was always me, Tony, right from the start. I AM THE MANDARIN!!!!"

"Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man"

"Gwyneth Paltrow as Virginia "Pepper" Potts"

"Don Cheadle as Col. James "Rhodey" Rhodes / Iron Patriot"

"Guy Pearce as Aldrich Killian"

"Rebecca Hall as Dr. Maya Hansen"

"Stephanie Szostak as Ellen Brandt"

"James Badge Dale as Eric Savin"

"Jon Favreau as Happy Hogan"

"Ben Kingsley as Trevor Slattery"

"Ty Simpkins as Harley"

"William Sadler as President Ellis"

"Miguel Ferrer as Vice President Rodriguez"

"They're going to save the world...as long as they're home for dinner."

"Tim Allen – Jack Shepard/Captain Zoom"

"Chevy Chase – Dr. Grant"

"Courteney Cox – Marsha Holloway"

"Kevin Zegers – Connor Shepard/Concussion"

"Kate Mara – Summer Jones/Wonder"

"Ryan Newman – Cindy Collins/Princess"

"Michael Cassidy – Dylan West/Houdini"

"Spencer Breslin as Tucker Williams/Mega Boy"

"Alexis Bledel – Ace (uncredited)"

"Devon Aoki – Daravia"

"Wilmer Valderrama – Marksman"

"Thomas F. Wilson – Dylan's teacher (cameo)"

"David Lander – a Wendy's employee (cameo)"

"You know what it is I love about being Spider-Man? Everything!"

"[to Gwen Stacey] What if something happens to you because of me?"

"[to Aunt May, after making an excuse of washing his American flag] Alright, laundry sheriff!"

"[saving a cop from being crushed by a car] I'm glad you aren't one of those cops who rides a horse."

"Everyday, I wake up knowing, that the more people I try to save, the more enemies I will make. And it'll just be a matter of time, before I can take on a force that I can't overcome."

"This is bigger than you, Peter."

"You're Spider-Man, and I love that. But I love Peter Parker more."

"[her high-school graduation speech] I know that we all think we're immortal, we're supposed to feel that way, we're graduating. The future is and should be bright, but, like our brief four years in high school, what makes life valuable is that it doesn't last forever, what makes it precious is that it ends. I know that now more than ever. And I say it today of all days to remind us that time is luck. So don't waste it living someone else's life, make yours count for something. Fight for what matters to you, no matter what. Because even if you fall short, what better way is there to live?"

"It's easy to feel hopeful on a beautiful day like today, but there will be dark days ahead of us, too. There will be days when you feel alone, and that is when hope is needed most. No matter how buried it gets or how lost you feel, you must promise me that you will hold onto hope. Keep it alive. We have to be greater than what we suffer. My wish for you is to become hope - people need that. And even if we fail, what better way is there to live? As we look around here today, at all the people who helped make us who we are, I know it feels like we are saying goodbye, but we will carry a piece of each other into everything that we do next, to remind us of who we are and who we are meant to be."

"That must be pretty cool, to have the whole world see you like that. I wish I was like him; the amazing Spider-Man!"

"[to Spider-Man] You set me up. YOU LIED TO ME!!!"

"It's my birthday. Now it's time for me to light my candles!"

"You do realize you've locked me in a prison that runs on electricity? I can feel it in the walls. I can feel it in my veins. No matter what you do, doc, you can't contain it. It's a force of nature, like me."

"You wanna know how powerful I am? [Kafka: JA!] Well, so do I."

"I'm gonna kill the light! Soon everyone in this city is gonna know how it feels to live in my world. A world without power. A world without mercy. A world without Spider-Man."

"I had a friend once. It didn't work out."

"Let's go catch a spider."

"[trailer only] You wanted to be the hero, now you've gotta pay the price."

"[to Menken] Remember me?"

"Do you see me now, Spider-Man? It's time to meet our destiny."

"You're too late, Spider-Man. I designed this power grid. Now I'm gonna take back what is rightfully mine. I will control everything. And I will be like a god to them."

"Spider-Man, bet you never saw this coming?"

"[to Peter from trailer] You're gonna wanna see this. Oscorp had you under serveillence. [smirking] My father, he spent more time watching you than me!"

"You mean people are pissed off because he tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards?"

"Sure, sure, I get it. 20-year-old kid, $200 billion company, what was Dad thinking? I mean, you're all lawyers, right? Surely someone must've questioned his sanity in the end. Someone must've thought about having him declared "legally incompetent". It would've made this conversation a lot easier."

"[after Spider-Man refused to help him] YOU'RE A FRAUD, SPIDER-MAN!!!"

"[to Electro] I want you to make Spider-Man BLEED!!!"

"[as the Green Goblin] You don't give people hope, you take it away. I'm gonna take away yours."

"[as the Green Goblin] HARRY IS DEAD!!!"

"Say hello to Aleksei Sytsevich!"

"[as the Rhino] I am the Rhino! I told you I would be back!"

"His greatest battle begins."

"Rise of Electro."

"No more secrets."

"Andrew Garfield – Peter Parker / Spider-Man"

"Emma Stone – Gwen Stacy"

"Jamie Foxx – Max Dillon / Electro"

"Dane DeHaan – Harry Osborn / Green Goblin"

"Colm Feore – Donald Menken"

"Felicity Jones – Felicia Hardy"

"Paul Giamatti – Aleksei Sytsevich / Rhino"

"Sally Field – Aunt May"

"Campbell Scott – Richard Parker"

"Embeth Davidtz – Mary Parker"

"Marton Csokas – Dr. Ashley Kafka"

"Shailene Woodley – Mary Jane Watson (deleted scenes)"

"Here, a pulse, wit, beauty and a real sensibility have been slipped into the fray, alongside the clockwork guffaws, kabooms and splats. Lifted by a cast of professional charmers and a “What, me worry?” vibe, Guardians of the Galaxy is one of those interstellar westerns about a motley group of appealing baddies who rise to the heroic occasion and ride to the rescue, on spaceships rather than Appaloosas. The John Wayne role here — or, really, the 1970s Harrison Ford one — belongs to Chris Pratt, an easygoing, comic performer who’s very good at putting up a persuasive cute-dumb front and then shifting into a slyer, more knowing register. … There are different ways to get lost in a movie, and while Guardians takes you down one after another crazy narrative turn, it also pulls you into — and, for the most part, keeps you in — a fully realized other world."

"I was a little worried that I was going to look like an overgrown fetus … Maybe that’s true. But it’s liberating. It’s very liberating. Everyone here should shave their heads."

"He had a hard time as a kid, and now he goes around space, making out with hot alien girls and just being a rogue and a bit of a jerk, and through teaming up with these guys, finds a higher purpose for himself."

"Gamora is a green-skinned assassin known throughout the universe as a fearless warrior and the foster child of big bad Thanos. Sci-fi veteran Zoe Saldana steps into the character's boots for the film and says she learned more about the character from her 11-year-old comic-reading nephew than anyone else. “He goes, 'Who do you think Gamora is?'” Saldana recalled. "And I said, 'She’s a warrior.' He goes, 'Yeah, but not only is she a warrior, she’s an assassin and she’s very lethal but what saves her is the same thing that can doom her. She has a sense of righteousness. She’s a very righteous individual… and that was coming from like an 11-year-old boy and I was just like that’s it. That's gonna be like the overall like mojo of Gamora is her sense of always wanting to do the right thing, which is why she compels, she’s trying to ask the Guardians not to sell their souls for money, because if it means that a lot of people will lose their lives then it’s not really worth it, because she’s sort of like the one that kind of starts going in that direction and then everybody else kind of follows too, which is what I like the most about this movie is that we’re all starting like inmates."

"Guardians of the Galaxy’s box office exploits have been highly touted, but the film has also cracked into the music realm in a big way. According to Billboard, the film’s soundtrack, titled Awesome Mix Vol. 1, is the first soundtrack to claim the No. 1 spot on the Billboard charts without featuring a single new, previously unreleased track. Awesome Mix Vol. 1 consists of classic ‘60s and ‘70s pop tunes, including cuts from the Jackson 5 and the Runaways. The soundtrack plays a central role in the film’s plot as well, with the collection of tunes constituting a mix given to main character Peter Quill by his late mother."

"Director James Gunn has confirmed fan suspicions that Marvel hero Adam Warlock makes a cameo (in cocoon form) in Marvel's latest offering Guardians of the Galaxy. … Adam Warlock is a character created to be the perfect human at a scientific installation called The Beehive. … We know that Marvel are working towards a film which will bring everyone together as Thanos (Josh Brolin) threatens existence itself once he acquires the Infinity Stones and places them in the Infinity Gauntlet. … This is believed to be Marvel's plan for Avengers 3, which is still some years off. When it does happen it will be an adaptation of Marvel's The Infinity Gauntlet comic, in which Adam Warlock plays a pivotal role. His cocoon was first spotted in the credits scene of Thor: The Dark World, which saw characters from that film visit The Collector's base aboard the space station Knowhere. During the course of Gunn's movie, the Guardians encounter The Collector and bring to him an orb which he reveals to be an Infinity Stone. While explaining their origins, The Collector's red-skinned assistant touches the stone, levelling the entire room and destroying most of what is inside. … The film's post-credits scene shows The Collector sitting among his ruins … In the background of this scene we see that the cocoon is broken, meaning Adam Warlock has escaped and is now walking around Marvel's cinematic universe — most likely to show up Gunn's 2017 Guardians sequel."

"Just came from the premiere of Guardians Of The Galaxy. With all the hype I expected to be a bit disappointed. It just couldn't be as good as everyone was predicting. And they were wrong. It's even better than everyone said. It just might be Marvel's best movie yet."

"Hard as it is to believe, within the memory of those still living, Marvel was not always the movie establishment's billion-dollar behemoth but a scrappy, iconoclastic comic book gadfly. So one of the most pleasant surprises of the altogether pleasant and surprising Guardians of the Galaxy is that it takes us back to Marvel's roots and the subversive satisfactions those early days provided. … Blessed with a loose, anarchic B-picture soul that encourages you to enjoy yourself even when you're not quite sure what's going on, the scruffy Guardians is irreverent in a way that can bring the first Star Wars to mind … This Five Against the House ragtag bunch of misfits, rascals and rebels, a kind of garage band of the universe, form an alliance of the dispossessed that makes up in attitude what it lacks in status."

"You're Welcome"

"All heroes start somewhere."

"When things get bad, they'll do their worst."

"From the studio that brought you "The Avengers""

"Chris Pratt – Peter Quill"

"Zoe Saldana – Gamora"

"Dave Bautista – Drax"

"Vin Diesel – Groot"

"Bradley Cooper – Rocket"

"Lee Pace – Ronan"

"Michael Rooker – Yondu Udonta"

"Karen Gillan – Nebula"

"Djimon Hounsou – Korath"

"John C. Reilly – Corpsman Dey"

"Glenn Close – Nova Prime"

"Benicio del Toro – The Collector"

"Ophelia Lovibond – Carina"

"Laura Haddock – Meredith Quill"

"Sean Gunn – Kraglin"

"Peter Serafinowicz – Denarian Saal"

"Christopher Fairbank – The Broker"

"Josh Brolin – Thanos (Uncredited)"

"Alexis Denisof – The Other (Uncredited)"

"[repeated line] Shut up, crime!"

"Rainn Wilson — Frank Darbo / The Crimson Bolt"

"Elliot Page — Libby / Boltie"

"Liv Tyler — Sarah Helgeland"

"Kevin Bacon — Jacques"

"Nathan Fillion — The Holy Avenger"

"[repeated line] Let's roll, Kato!"

"Seth Rogen as Britt Reid/The Green Hornet"

"Jay Chou as Kato"

"Cameron Diaz as Lenore "Casey" Case"

"Christoph Waltz as Benjamin Chudnofsky"

"Tom Wilkinson as James Reid"

"Heroes don't come any bigger"

"No shield. No armor. No problem. From The Director Of Blown Away"

"It's not as simple as saying, 'Oh, everything will shrink down and stay proportional."

"He'll probably have to eat his own weight daily just to stay alive."

"There’s another thing, his hearing would be affected. Your eardrums can be thought of as a two-dimensional vibrating surface. Our hearing ranges from as low as 20 hertz, low-frequency noise, like Barry White, up to like 20,000 hertz. If the cutoff is at 20 hertz, then at ant size the cutoff would be something closer to 340 hertz. And since normal human speech is at 200 hertz, below that cutoff, what happens is he wouldn’t be able to hear what you were saying."

"His vision gets messed up because light is coming through the iris in your eye. The opening of your iris is maybe a few millimeters. If you shrink that down to ant size, now the size of the opening in your eye is not hundreds of times greater than the wavelength of light, now it’s less than 10 times greater than the wavelength of light."

"Our normal speaking voice is in the range of 200 hertz, 200 cycles per second,” said Kakalios. “If you shrink down to the size of an ant, if you model the vocal cords as vibrating strings, his voice will go from 200 hertz to 3,500 hertz or so. So he will be talking in this high, squeaky voice."

"Regardless of how information enters our brain, whether we read it, detect it with our eyes, hear it with our ears, at the end of the day it’s converted to an electrochemical signal. That is then processed, and we translate that into information or noise or what have you."

"We’re made of atoms, and the neighboring atoms are all touching each other. One method of changing your size that’s out: Just squeeze the atoms closer together. The atoms in your body are already touching other atoms. The reason why they don’t just pull super close together is because as they get closer and closer, the electron clouds from neighboring atoms overlap. Electrons are all negatively charged, and similarly charged objects repel each other, and when they get closer the repelling force is really strong."

"The atom smasher tends to just collide them once. Here you’d have to put them in the olive oil press. Then when you release the pressure, it’s not gonna be good."

"The other technique that people talk about is removing mass, removing atoms."

"What determines the size of atoms anyway? Physics actually has an understanding of why atoms have the size they do. They all tend to be roughly the same size. They all are about a third of a nanometer."

"In order to change the size of an atom, what you’d need to do is — and this is where the suspension of disbelief comes in — you have to have some sort of mechanism by which you’d change the values of these constants. There’s a lot of other properties of matter that depend on these constants, in addition to just the size of an atom. If you change Planck’s constant, all the rest of chemistry gets thrown into a mess."

"Even though the original writing by Stan Lee and his co-author meant to take this … less scientifically seriously. The true science does involve some quantum physics."

"Paul Rudd as Scott Lang / Ant-Man"

"Evangeline Lilly as Hope van Dyne"

"Corey Stoll as Darren Cross / Yellowjacket"

"Bobby Cannavale as Paxton"

"Michael Peña as Luis"

"T.I. as Dave"

"Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson / Falcon"

"Wood Harris as Gale"

"Judy Greer as Maggie"

"Abby Ryder Fortson as Cassie"

"David Dastmalchian as Kurt"

"Michael Douglas as Dr. Henry "Hank" Pym"

"Expand your mind."

"Open your mind. Change your reality."

"Question reality. Change your destiny."

"The impossibilities are endless."

"Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Stephen Strange"

"Chiwetel Ejiofor as Karl Mordo"

"Rachel McAdams as Christine Palmer"

"Benedict Wong as Wong"

"Michael Stuhlbarg as Nicodemus West"

"Benjamin Bratt as Jonathan Pangborn"

"Scott Adkins as Lucian"

"Mads Mikkelsen as Kaecilius"

"Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One"

"[As a child] When I grow up, I want to be the first person in human history to teleport himself."

"Well, you're wrong. I don't want to be famous. I just want my work to make a difference."

"I promise you, I'm gonna fix this."

"Looks like you're home, buddy."

"[Lands in front of Reed] [Reed Richards: Oh, my god, Ben.] So this is where you've been hiding out. [Reed Richards: Wait, stop. Let me explain–] [Punches a tree] WHY?! [Reed Richards: I'm no good to you! To anyone! This is all my fault!] That, we can agree on. [Headbutts Reed]"

"I'm not your friend. You turned me into something else."

"Hey! It's clobbering time!"

"You can't fix this. Nobody can."

"Oh yeah, this one is definitely going on Instagram."

"And what if they can't? What if it takes more time to get it right? We could be talking years."

"I did listen to you, and that's what got me here in the first place!"

"How about two guys, a girl, and the thing that nobody wanted?"

"We should use these powers to help people."

"I'm making the environment suits."

"Doctor doom over here."

"I gotta say, it's fun having you here."

"We can't change the past. But we can change the future."

"If this world must die so that mine may live, so be it."

"The earth is dying. Humanity had its chance."

"When your world is destroyed, and I'm all that's left, then it will be enough."

"Always so smug, thinking you were smarter than me."

"[From trailer] You think you've had power handed to you? You opened a door you don't know how to close. You don't know anything about what's coming."

"[Last words] Promise me– Look after each other."

"Miles Teller as Reed Richards"

"Michael B. Jordan as Johnny Storm"

"Jamie Bell as Ben Grimm"

"Kate Mara as Susan Storm"

"Toby Kebell as Victor von Doom"

"Reg E. Cathey as Franklin Storm"

"Tim Blake Nelson as Harvey Allen"

"Then slap me around and call me Susan."

"I'm not leaving here, gosh-darn it, until I see the commissioner!"

"Who needs money when you've got neat stuff like this?"

"[when Minelli ask who he is called] Well, I don't really have one yet."

"It's gonna blow! It's gonna blow, we can't find the bomb!"

"Bring yo goofy ass on!"

"You were the one who wanted to win, AND I JUST WANTED A SISTER!!!"

"HEY THERE, JACKASS!!!"

"Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted... at that time, I was a Federal Express man..."

"This summer, the galaxy won't save itself."

"Obviously."

"Anyone can save the galaxy once."

"You only get one chance to save the galaxy twice."

"Chris Pratt as Peter Quill / Star-Lord"

"Zoe Saldana as Gamora"

"Dave Bautista as Drax"

"Vin Diesel as Baby Groot (voice)"

"Bradley Cooper as Rocket (voice)"

"Michael Rooker as Yondu Udonta"

"Karen Gillan as Nebula"

"Pom Klementieff as Mantis"

"Sylvester Stallone as Stakar Ogord"

"Kurt Russell as Ego"

"Elizabeth Debicki as Ayesha"

"Chris Sullivan as Taserface"

"Sean Gunn as Kraglin / Rocket (on-set)"

"Tommy Flanagan as Tullk"

"Laura Haddock as Meredith Quill"

"My city, I can not deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit."

"She provides for me, my city does. She gives me everything I need."

"All the enemy has is gun to knives. I have the entire city as my weapon."

"I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead."

"Somebody get me a tie! And it sure as Hell better be red!"

"You're in love with every woman you meet, Mr. Spirit. You say lovely things to all of us and you mean every word you say."

"Entertainment Weekly: So, how have you modernized The Spirit?"

"One thing we did was, we were talking about how the Spirit is physically very strong and can obviously take care of himself. He finds ways to protect himself and civilians in Central City. He'll use a manhole cover as a shield or something. He hates guns. But there's also the sense of the Spirit being sort of clumsy. He may walk into a wall or whatever. I was talking with Frank once, and he was telling me about how he wanted this punch to look-he was hoping for the Spirit to really look like he knew what he was doing, and this punch was a deadly hit, right? So when he reached back to show me the punch, he actually hit himself in the nose. [laughs] It was hilarious, because it was exactly what the Spirit would have done. It was just a perfect image, a metaphor for who the Spirit is."

"Shikaro larem olen. Shikaro larem olen. Shikaro... 'Shikaro' means take. Take... the... Take the world."

"You lied to me!"

"I don't know what happened to him. But I would never hurt uncle Noah. I love him."

"[to Brandon] Whatever you've done, I know there is good inside you!"

"Evil Has Found Its Superhero."

"Imagine What He Could Become."

"He's Not Here To Save The World."

"Elizabeth Banks – Tori Breyer"

"David Denman – Kyle Breyer"

"Jackson A. Dunn – Brandon Breyer / Brightburn"

"Matt Jones – Noah McNichol"

"Meredith Hagner – Merilee McNichol"

"Steve Agee – EJ"

"Becky Wahlstrom – Erica"

"Emmie Hunter – Caitlyn"

"Stephen Blackehart – Travis"

"Gregory Alan Williams – Chief Deputy Deever"

"Michael Rooker – The Big T"

"Families are for people who can't take care of themselves."

"Zachary Levi and Asher Angel as Billy Batson / Shazam"

"Mark Strong as Dr. Thaddeus Sivana"

"Jack Dylan Grazer as Frederick "Freddie" Freeman"

"Djimon Hounsou as Shazam"

"Faithe Herman as Darla Dudley"

"Grace Fulton as Mary Bromfield"

"Ian Chen as Eugene Choi"

"Jovan Armand as Pedro Peña"

"Marta Milans as Rosa Vásquez"

"Cooper Andrews as Víctor Vásquez"

"John Glover as Mr. Sivana"

"Caroline Palmer as Marilyn Batson"

"Wayne Ward as Sid Sivana Balls"

"Paul Rudd as Scott Lang / Ant-Man"

"Evangeline Lilly as Hope van Dyne / Wasp"

"Michael Peña as Luis"

"Walton Goggins as Sonny Burch"

"Bobby Cannavale as Paxton"

"Judy Greer as Maggie"

"T.I. as Dave"

"David Dastmalchian as Kurt"

"Hannah John-Kamen as Ava Starr / Ghost"

"Abby Ryder Fortson as Cassie"

"Randall Park as Jimmy Woo"

"Michelle Pfeiffer as Janet van Dyne"

"Michael Douglas as Dr. Henry "Hank" Pym"

"It wasn't a dream. … That means … dreams are windows into the lives of our multiversal selves."

"Wanda's gone. She's got the Darkhold, and the Darkhold has her."

"You ever had that dream when you're falling, as if you've been pushed off a tall building? That was probably me."

"This time, it's gonna take more than killing me to kill me!"

"I love you. I love you in every universe."

"I'm going to leave this reality — and go to one where I can be with my children."

"You break the rules and become a hero. I do it and I become the enemy. That doesn't seem fair."

"I blew a hole through the head of the man I loved. And it meant nothing. Do not speak to me of sacrifice, Stephen Strange."

"Know that they’ll be loved."

"[sees a zombified Doctor Strange approaching] Dream-walking? You hypocrite!"

"I opened the Darkhold. I have to close it. No one will ever be tempted by the Darkhold again. [her last words before destroying the Darkhold Castle]"

"So … the person you went to ask for help — and told exactly where I am — is the person trying to kill me?"

"The Scarlet Witch is a being of unfathomable magic. She can re-write Reality as she chooses — and is prophesied to either rule or annihilate the cosmos."

"Just because someone stumbles and loses their way doesn’t mean they're lost forever. We will see what kind of Doctor Strange you are."

"Get the hell outta my universe!"

"I can do this all day."

"I'm sorry."

"You caused an incursion — and we're going to fix it. … Unless you're afraid."

"Hello, Stephen."

"Stephen, your arrival here confuses and destabilizes reality. The larger the footprint you leave behind, the greater the risk of an incursion."

"An incursion occurs when the boundary between two universes erodes...and they collide, destroying one...or both...entirely."

"Enter a new dimension of Strange."

"The possibilities are Madness."

"Benedict Cumberbatch - Dr. Stephen Strange, Defender Strange, Sinister Strange, Strange Supreme"

"Elizabeth Olsen - Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch"

"Benedict Wong - Wong"

"Xochitl Gomez - America Chavez"

"Rachel McAdams - Christine Palmer"

"Julian Hilliard - William "Billy" Maximoff"

"Jett Klyne - Thomas "Tommy" Maximoff"

"Chiwetel Ejiofor - Karl Mordo"

"Patrick Stewart - Charles Xavier / Professor X"

"Hayley Atwell - Peggy Carter / Captain Carter"

"Lashana Lynch - Maria Rambeau / Captain Marvel"

"Anson Mount - Blackagar Boltagon / Black Bolt"

"John Krasinski - Reed Richards / Mister Fantastic"

"Charlize Theron - Clea"

"[First lines] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Dragon Art Theatre. Before the program starts this evening however, a word of warning and caution: The films you are about to see are “adult” motion pictures, rated “X”. If you do not understand what an adult motion picture is, or if you would be offended by frank and intimate scenes, then we urge you not to view these motion pictures."

"Darlin’, you got the biggest pussy in the world!"

"If I’m fuckin’ you in the ass it don’ make no difference whether it’s you, or a man, cuz it don’ make a goddamn [unintelligible] cuz I’m gonna get me some good ass."

"I'm talkin' about gettin' down solid, baby!"

"I’ma stick my tongue so far up yer pussy it’s gonna come out yer mouth."

"I’ma take my secretary an’ fuck her in tha ass, then I’ma come home an’ let you suck my dick!"

"[after fingering Sam] What’s this white stuff? Now, that’s cum. Now, you shoulda tol’ me dinner was ready."

"Why don't you kiss my ass, my money makin' ass."

"I'm getting a divorce tomorrow. My lawyer's better in the morning bed than you are."

"You don't even know how to fuck. You wouldn't know how if you was doin' your grandmother."

"I need you to lift up your head, Sam. Get on your hands and knees, baby."

"BAT PUSSY, technically, cannot be referred to as a “fuck movie” since there is no discernable “fucking” in it. The reason for this is that the lead, “Buddy” - an Evel Knievel look-alike with a tattoo of a running hog on his ass - just can’t seem to get it up."

"Apparently we’re to believe that [Buddy’s erectile disfunction] has been going on for the duration of their union, which we are told, has been 9 or 11 loooong years. Why do they stay in this relationship? We hope that other aspects of their lives are more rewarding. Buddy is shown to be tender at various times, even telling his wife at one point that she has a “tremendous pussy”, although he could be referring to the size."

"We also hear either the director, or the camera man, let out a loud, long belch during one shot. This belch has been attributed to Buddy by some. However, upon closer inspection, one can clearly hear Buddy moaning at the same moment the belch occurs."

"Much like Spider-man uses his “Spidey Sense” to divine trouble within his vicinity, Bat Pussy utilizes her “Twitching Twat” to predict pending sex crimes. Hiding out in a Tardis-like outhouse, Dora Dildo spends her days pacing back and forth in a nightgown waiting for her “secret twat”(?) to signal that “… someone’s about ta make a fuck movie in my holy Gotham City!”"

"“We could make beautiful movies together.” says Buddy to his wife after skimming through his issue of SCREW. Buddy is mistaken. There is absolutely, without a doubt, no fucking way that these two white trash, out of shape, drunk on Schlitz yokels could even begin to make anything resembling beauty on film. How do we know this? The proof is right there on VHS."

"These hands were once used for battle. Now they're but humble tools for peace. I need to figure out exactly who I am. I want to choose my own path, live in the moment. My superhero-ing days are over."

"8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, give or take."

"Ah, you never forget your first."

"Suffering for your gods is your only purpose."

"The only ones who gods care about is themselves."

"So this is my vow. All gods will die."

"What's it been, like three, four years?"

"It was just my first bad guy."

"I'll fight it my way."

"Keep your heart open."

"Mate, relax. We're on the same team. Team Jane."

"Am I, uh, sensing feelings?"

"Kids, get your popcorn out. Let me tell you the story of the space viking, Thor Odinson."

"He was no ordinary man. He was a god. After saving planet Earth for the 500th time, Thor set off on a new journey. He got in shape. He went from Dad Bod to God Bod. And after all that, he reclaimed his title as the one and only Thor."

"Ooh, spoke too soon!"

"Skate mates for life."

"Just because he was done living doesn’t mean he was done fighting!"

"Let's see who you are. I take off your disguise. And flick!"

"It used to be that being a god, it meant something. People would whisper your name, before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams. They begged you for mercy, without ever knowing if you were actually listening. Now, when they look to the sky, they don't ask us for lightning, they don't ask us for rain, they just want to see one of their so-called superheroes. When did we become the joke? No. No more. They will fear us again, when Thor Odinson falls from the sky. Do you understand me, Hercules? Do you understand me, my son?"

"The one and only."

"The one is not the only."

"Not every god has a plan."

"Chris Hemsworth - Thor"

"Christian Bale - Gorr the God Butcher"

"Tessa Thompson - Valkyrie"

"Jaimie Alexander - Sif"

"Taika Waititi - Korg"

"Russell Crowe - Zeus"

"Natalie Portman - Jane Foster / Mighty Thor"

"Chris Pratt - Peter Quill / Star-Lord"

"Pom Klementieff - Mantis"

"Dave Bautista - Drax"

"Karen Gillan - Nebula"

"Vin Diesel - Groot (voice)"

"Bradley Cooper - Rocket (voice)"

"Relax, Raph. We've got this hero thing wired. I mean, our ninjocity is off the charts. We've got some kicking mystic weapons. And do I need to remind you who has 4 shells and defeated the Shredder?"

"[repeated line] You've been portal-chopped!"

"Fat chance! We're not like everyone else on this planet, we are… [Mikey: …the Teenage…] [Donnie: …Mutant…] [Raph: …Ninja…] …Turtles!"

"If this isn't the poster shot, someone's getting fired."

"[last words] Casey, when you're done saving the world, do me a favor. Grab a slice!"

"Go ahead, my non-lingual friend, count your unhatched fowl. My record stands until you reach the top, which according to my calculations of wind speed, barometric pressure, and dew point is highly unlikely."

"Cowabunga!"

"I never get to use my algorithm."

"There you are. I've been looking all over for you guys."

"Welcome to Earth. I hope you don't enjoy your stay!"

"According to my calculations, as long as you believe in yourself, you can do anything!"

"Donnie, your soft shell! You're exposed!"

"[repeated line] Whip-O-Rama!"

"Bad doggies!"

"Boys! Stop this arguing!"

"No more. You're a team, brothers, and most importantly, TOO LOUD! I can't hear my TV show! Tristan finally proposed to Annabelle but did she say yes?! I don't know, because of you! Be the ninjas I taught you to be, respectful and quiet!"

"[as he eats popcorn] None taken. We're delicious."

"[as April hits Krang Sister with a wrecking ball] That's payback!"

"[repeated line as ordered by Master Leonardo] Find the key, stop the Krang."

"My name is Casey Jones, and the reason I have the photo and your tech is because you gave it to me. But not yet, because I'm from… the future!"

"[as April shows photos of Cassandra Jones on her phone] That's my mom!"

"[repeated line] April O'Neil!"

"[first words] I'm finally free! The people of this planet will pay for what they've done to me!"

"Enough of that!"

"Ben Schwartz — Leo, Janitor"

"Omar Miller — Raph, Male Office Worker #1"

"Brandon Mychal Smith — Mikey, Foot Soldier #1"

"Josh Brener — Donnie, Security AI, Tank AI, Dragged Man"

"Haley Joel Osment — Casey Jones, Foot Soldier #3"

"Kat Graham — April O'Neil, Café Woman #3"

"Eric Bauza — Splinter, Foot Soldier #2, Radio Newscaster, Secret Agent Man"

"Jim Pirri — Krang Leader, Military Officer #1"

"Toks Olagundoye — Krang Sister, Window Woman"

"Rob Paulsen — Foot Lieutenant, Panicked Man, Military Officer #2, Van Mover #2"

"John Michael Higgins — Warren Stone"

"Rhys Darby — Hypno-Potamus"

"Eugene Byrd — Security Guard, Police, Male Officer Worker #2, Café Man"

"Meghan Falcone — Female Office Workers #1 and #2"

"Nika Futterman — News Anchor Tanya, Incidental Girl, Café Women #1 and #2"

"Oliver Vaquer — Professor, Helicopter Reporter, Van Mover #1, Male Bystander"

"Frank Welker (uncredited) — Krang Brother"

"[at her lab, to Queen Ramonda] I wasn't trying to save the mantle with the herb. I was trying to save my brother."

"Vengeance has consumed us. We cannot let it consume our people."

"A Spanish man of faith cursed me as he died by my hand. He called me, el niño sin amor. The child without love. And I took my name from there. Namor. Because I have no love for the surface world."

"My ancestors would often say only the most broken people can be great leaders."

"[after striking Ramonda and Riri with Hydrobombs] She did this! In one week's time, I will return with my entire army, and you will join us against the surface world, or I will wash Wakanda from the face of the Earth!"

"Bury your dead. Mourn your losses. [points at Shuri] You are queen now."

"To be young, gifted, and black though, right? They probably don't say that in Wakanda."

"Hey, Mr. Griot. I could really use some backup right now. (Griot: I thought you'd never ask.)"

"[after revealing France was responsible for an attack on a Wakandan Outreach Center] Let our gracious response to this incursion be an olive branch. Further attempts on our resources will be considered an act of aggression and met with a much steeper response. We mourn the loss of our king. But do not think for a second that Wakanda has lost her ability to protect our resources. We are aware of the ongoing efforts by some to find vibranium outside of Wakanda and wish you the best of luck."

"[to Nakia in Haiti] You were missed at T'Challa's funeral."

"Now is our time to strike. Show them who we are."

"Letitia Wright — Shuri / Black Panther"

"Lupita Nyong'o — Nakia"

"Danai Gurira — Okoye / Midnight Angel"

"Winston Duke — M'Baku"

"Dominique Thorne — Riri Williams / Ironheart"

"Florence Kasumba — Ayo"

"Michaela Coel — Aneka / Midnight Angel"

"Tenoch Huerta Mejía — Namor"

"Martin Freeman — Everett K. Ross"

"Angela Bassett — Ramonda"

"[after destroying Peter's Christmas tree] I HATE CHRISTMAS!!"

"[to Peter] Everything I know about Christmas, I learned from Rocket, who learned from Cosmo, who learned from Kraglin, who learned from you. So I thought I might just take it back to the source and make sure I understand this all correctly. This is, after all, a historical document."

"I can’t believe not a single one of our new homies know where Kevin Bacon is. There are tens of thousands of people on this planet, and we don’t even know what Kevin Bacon looks like."

"There will be no coal in James Gunn’s stocking this year. His “Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special” is stuffed with funny, feel-good Christmas joy, and it’s one of the best pieces of content Marvel Studios has released in years."

"Chris Pratt — Peter Quill / Star-Lord"

"Dave Bautista — Drax the Destroyer"

"Karen Gillan — Nebula"

"Pom Klementieff — Mantis"

"Vin Diesel — Groot"

"Bradley Cooper — Rocket"

"Sean Gunn — Kraglin Obfonteri"

"The Old 97's — an alien band on Knowhere"

"Michael Rooker — Yondu Udonta"

"Kevin Bacon — a fictionalized version of himself"

"I still can't believe it. None of this should have happened. But it did. It's a pretty good world. I'm glad we saved it. Do I miss the action? Sometimes. Would I be there when the Avengers need me? Absolutely. I'd never turn my back on them — but right now, the only job I want is being a dad. I love you Cassie — thanks for being my hero — and I'm sorry I missed some birthdays. For the rest of you kids out there — word of advice: Look out for the little guy. Make mistakes. Take chances. For if there's one thing life's taught me: There's always room to grow."

"You're an interesting man, Scott Lang. You've lost a lot of time. But time, it isn't what you think. It's not a straight line. But I'm sure that's not exactly important to you right now. You more-than-likely want to know why I'm here, and most of all, what I want with you. I have need of your particular skill. You've been regarded, both lauded and reviled, as a thief. And believe it or not, that's what I have need of right now. You see, someone has stolen something from me. And you, my friend, are the only one who could steal it back. So, have we an accord, Mr. Lang?"

"I can get you home and give you more time if you help me. So, what's it gonna be, Ant-Man?"

"(talking about his variants) I will burn them all out of time for what they’ve done to me!"

"I blew up his core — cut him off from time — and trapped us both down here forever. But I gave him back enough. Now that he had his suit back, he became what he always was — a conqueror. He's got weapons and technology centuries beyond anything we can dream of. He took his prison, and made it his empire. I spent years fighting him, running from him, hiding from him — and then you saved me. You brought me home. But I didn't deserve it — I unleashed a monster on this place — and ran away."

"Paul Rudd - Scott Lang / Ant-Man"

"Evangeline Lilly - Hope van Dyne / Wasp"

"Jonathan Majors - Kang the Conqueror"

"Kathryn Newton - Cassie"

"David Dastmalchian - Veb"

"Katy O'Brian - Jentorra"

"William Jackson Harper - Quaz"

"Bill Murray - Lord Krylar"

"Michelle Pfeiffer - Janet van Dyne"

"Corey Stoll - Darren Cross / M.O.D.O.K."

"Michael Douglas - Dr. Henry "Hank" Pym"

"I'm an idiot. I don't deserve these powers, if I'm being honest. Like, what am I even contributing? There's already a superhero with a lightning bolt on it. Aquaman is literally huge, and he's so manly. And Batman, he's so cool! And I'm just me. I feel like a fraud. It doesn't matter. Anyway, a wizard gave me superpowers. And then everybody got superpowers. Now, everyone's kind of like doing their own thing and I’m the only one trying to keep it together."

"Look, I might not have as much experience as you because I'm not super old like you, but I've seen all of The Fast and the Furious movies, lady. It's all about… FAMILY! [beat] Family! Guys, that was the signal!"

"You are very menacing. I just want you to know that."

"You think I know how to fix this, dude, but I really don't."

"Take my powers back. You gave them to me, so you can take them back, right?"

"Children stole the power of all the gods. This is very personal."

"You ripped it from our father's core."

"We are at war. We will annihilate everything. The champions of this realm can do nothing to stop us."

"Give us the powers, child."

"Oh. My. Gods."

"Zachary Levi and Asher Angel — Billy Batson / Shazam"

"Adam Brody and Jack Dylan Grazer — Frederick "Freddie" Freeman"

"Rachel Zegler — Anthea / Anne"

"Ross Butler and Ian Chen — Eugene Choi"

"D. J. Cotrona and Jovan Armand — Pedro Peña"

"Grace Fulton — Mary Bromfield"

"Meagan Good and Faithe Herman — Darla Dudley"

"Lucy Liu — Kalypso"

"Djimon Hounsou — Shazam"

"Helen Mirren — Hespera"

"Marta Milans — Rosa Vásquez"

"Cooper Andrews — Víctor Vásquez"

"Gal Gadot — Diana Prince / Wonder Woman"

"Jennifer Holland — Emilia Harcourt"

"Steve Agee — John Economos"

"Mark Strong — Dr. Thaddeus Sivana"

"Zach King as Cape supporter"

"Last night, I had a dream about when we first met. We were criminals. Friends. And then we became the Guardians."

"I don't need another speech by some impotent whackjob whose mother didn't love him rationalizing why he needs to conquer the universe."

"It looks like... home. It's like a replica of Earth."

"(The High Evolutionary: So, you'd like to joust, would you?) Go to hell, you sick son of a bitch. You killed all those people!"

"We were gone for quite a while. But no matter what happens next, the galaxy still needs its guardians."

"We'll all fly away together... one last time... into the forever and beautiful sky."

"The name's Rocket. Rocket Raccoon."

"You didn't want to make things perfect. You just hated the way things were."

"DAMN IT, MANTIS! WHY DON'T YOU EVER THINK?!"

"I created you lot as merely an aesthetic experiment; beautiful numbskulls. But your egos have run wild."

"Find 89P13 and return it to me, or I will destroy your entire civilization, as is my right as your maker!"

"I'm not trying to conquer the universe. I'm perfecting it."

"BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT!!! That rancid word."

"THERE IS NO GOD! THAT'S WHY I STEPPED IN!"

"[mimics Rocket crying] All right, P13! You win the crying contest. Now back in the cage."

"They will die unless you BRING ME WHAT IS MINE!!!"

"[last words] Look what you done to me! For what? All I wanted to do, was to make things perfect."

"Who threw this thing at me?! Baby."

"Yes, there's something wrong with me! I was stabbed, you extraordinary phallus!"

"It looks sad. I really don't enjoy how that's making me feel, actually."

"I am the Warlock, mum, and I am done with being ordered around!"

"Mantis: Don't forget where we came from."

"Groot: I love you guys."

"Gamora: What are you so afraid of in yourself that I need to be something for you?! I don't give a shit about your Gamora. LIFE MADE ME ME!"

"Mantis: [yelling loudly] EXPLAINING IT, DICKHEAD!"

"Lylla: [last words before her death] Sky..."

"The legendary Star-Lord will return."

"Chris Pratt — Peter Quill"

"Zoë Saldaña — Gamora"

"Dave Bautista — Drax"

"Karen Gillan — Nebula"

"Pom Klementieff — Mantis"

"Vin Diesel — Voice of Groot"

"Bradley Cooper — Voice of Rocket"

"Sean Gunn — Kraglin, On-Set Rocket"

"Chukwudi Iwuji — The High Evolutionary"

"Will Poulter — Adam"

"Elizabeth Debicki — Ayesha"

"Sylvester Stallone — Stakar"

"Linda Cardellini — Voice of Lylla"

"Gregg Henry — Quill's Grandpa"

"This can't be happening. I completely broke the universe! I created a universe with no metahumans, and now there's no one to defend us!"

"If I can't undo what I did, if I can't get back, there may not be a future."

"You have no idea how lucky you are! No idea! You take everything for granted, you don't appreciate-- You just walk around thinking that you're so funny! And so cool! And it's embarrassing because you're NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS!"

"Look, I'm sorry. I'm not very good with people. Even myself."

"We are short one literal goddess, one friendly terminator and supermermaid. We could definitely use a Batman."

"No matter what we do, this world dies, today. Look around, look at the damage we're causing. Now we have to stop."

"Not every problem has a solution. Sometimes we just have to let go."

"This is my face. You stole my face."

"This is mad trippy."

"Our kids are gonna want to see this."

"Look, I was just doing my laundry, you're the one that came and told me that I'm a superhero! And now you're saying that, what, y-you don't want me to be? Well, guess what?! It's too late! I am... the Flash."

"You tell mom I love her."

"IT STOPS ONCE I'VE FIXED IT!"

"I will help you fight Zod."

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"I lost my parents. That pain made me who I am. Not sure if I know who I am without it, actually. I spent a lifetime trying to right the wrongs of the past, as if putting on a cape and fighting crime would bring my parents back. You actually did it."

"You changed the future and you changed the past."

"Want some help?"

"Yeah. I'm Batman."

"You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts."

"We try not to die."

"Flash, you're strapped to your parachutes."

"You can handle the hospital, Barry. Somebody has to save the rest of the world, so I was gonna do that, if you don't mind."

"My ego's far too big to say "Thank you" to someone else."

"I'd do a lot better just giving my money away, because if I really wanted to end crime, I should end poverty."

"If you were to go into the past, any interaction you have with your parents or yourself -- you step on the wrong blade of grass, you have no idea what the consequences could be!"

"[last words] Not this time. Maybe some other time."

"Hey, Barry."

"What's wrong with you?"

"My name is General Zod, I come from a world far from yours, for some time, your world has sheltered one of my citizens, I request that you return this individual to my custody."

"Kara Zor-El. We've been waiting for you."

"Your uncle Jor-El, hid the key to Krypton's rebirth inside a Kryptonian child. All the genetic material needed to start again, coded inside the DNA and sent to Earth in an escape pod."

"The terraforming has begun. This world must die so that ours may live again."

"Worlds Collide."

"Ezra Miller — Barry Allen / The Flash and Barry Allen / The Flash (Earth-89)"

"— Kara Zor-El / Supergirl"

"— General Zod"

"— Henry Allen"

"— Nora Allen"

"Michael Keaton — Bruce Wayne / Batman (Earth-89)"

"Ben Affleck — Bruce Wayne / Batman (Earth-1)"

"Jeremy Irons —"

"Gal Gadot — Diana Prince / Wonder Woman"

"Henry Cavill - Kal-El / Clark Kent / Superman"

"Jai Courtney - Digger Harkness / Captain Boomerang"

"Jason Momoa — Arthur Curry / Aquaman"

"George Clooney - Bruce Wayne (Earth-97)"

"Temuera Morrison — Thomas Curry"

"The love that I have for my family, that's what makes me strong."

"I think I just cut a bus in half."

"They don't get out much."

"Everything right now feels so out of reach."

"Let's party."

"Whoa! I'm in space."

"Ha ha, yeah!"

"KHAJI-DA!!!"

"YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD BEAT ME?! HUH?! YOU SHOULD HAVE FINISHED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!"

"Host acquired."

"Re-entry systems ready."

"Host overreacting."

"Threat approaching. Engaging host protection."

"Threat eliminated."

"I have an arsenal at my disposal."

"Whatever you can imagine, I can create."

"Nice choice."

"I advise we back away."

"Guard that with your life, but do not open it."

"It's called the Scarab. It was given to me by my dad as a kid. It's some kind of world-destroying weapon."

"It's designed to protect its host. Sometimes it does what you want, and sometimes it doesn't."

"Your house is full of love. Your family, that's a home."

"The world is a place to protect."

"You always land on your feet, bro. You're Jaime."

"You went in to get us jobs, and all you brought back was a hamburger?"

"Did you know what was gonna happen to my brother when you stuck him with this world-destroying thing?"

"[as they see the Scarab embedded in Jaime's back] Oh, I forgot how bad it looks."

"The universe has sent you a gift, and you have to figure out what you're gonna do with it."

"Maybe it's time to get our own hero."

"Batman's a fascist."

"What do you think the government is gonna do when they figure out some kid has this military tech?"

"You are the Blue Beetle. You are a superhero, cabrón!"

"The Scarab chose you, but it doesn't belong to you. It belongs to me."

"Target the family."

"We are going to change the world, with the power of the Scarab."

"[Last words] NO! PLEASE! NO! IGNACIO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! STOP!"

"The love you feel for your family makes you weak."

"[Last words] Sacrifices must be made for the greater good."

"My name is not "Sanchez", pendeja! It's José Francisco Morales Rivera de la Cruz!"

"[Last words] Go. I'll be fine."

"Jaime Reyes is a superhero whether he likes it or not."

"He's the first superhero in his family."

"Hungry for a hero?"

"— Jaime Reyes / Blue Beetle"

"— Jenny Kord"

"— Alberto Reyes"

"— Ignacio Carapax / OMAC"

"Susan Sarandon — Victoria Kord"

"George Lopez — Rudy Reyes"

"— Rocio Reyes"

"— Milagro Reyes"

"— Dr. Sanchez"

"— Khaji-Da"

"[narrating after mumbling the Marvel Studios fanfare.] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! That logo music just gets you pumped! Right? I'm sorry, I'm just-- I'm excited to be here. It's been a while. You know, for a long time, I wasn't sure I'd ever be back. Disney bought Fox, there was a whole boring rights issue, blahbiddie-blahbiddie-blah. But then it turned out they wanted me! The one guy who shouldn't even have his own movie, much less a franchise. Marvel's so stupid! Look, we know the title of this thing, so I know what you're wondering: How are we gonna do this without dishonoring Logans memory? And I'll tell you how: We're not."

"I gotta be honest, I've always wanted to ride with you, Log. You and me, getting into it? Deadpool and Wolverine just fucking shit up! Can you imagine the fun? The chaos? The residuals?"

"There are 206 bones in the human body. 207 if I'm watching Gossip Girl."

"I'm done. I'm done, and I'm fine with being done. Look, is sales the best match? Probably not. Is this the life I always imagined for myself? Fuck no! But this is the right fit for me, sugar bear. It is."

"[in a delected scene] Oh, please. You think I haven't seen Doctor Ant and the Quantum-verse of Madness?"

"The Sacred Timeline. I assume I'm going to Marvel at how Cinematic it feels? Gratuitous cameos? Indiscriminate use of Variants, the whole package?"

"Suck it, Fox. I'm going to Disneyland. [headbutts the camera] Get fucked!"

"[sees his new suit] Oh, ho-ho-ho, fuck off! Adorn me, beardo!"

"[wearing his new suit] Fucking A! Ugh, it's perfect! FYI, your tailor is a predator, but I love it! Snug, no camel toe, new car smell, and adamantium katanas?? You shouldn't have! Go ahead, take it in. And yes, your underwear is getting tighter. [Points to a TVA employee] That guy knows what I'm talking about. His clothes say, "middle manager", but his eyes say, "Fucky, fucky!""

"I'm more of a "one week on, one week off" kinda guy. I think it's what they do in Denmark. You know, you'll never see a Danish flag on the moon, but... Goddammit, they're happy."

"[Discovering Logan's comics-accurate X-Man suit] Ooh! Look at those jammies. That only took twenty fuckin' years!"

"I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about because that hairy thunder-cunt from down under-cunt finally dies, and he's standing right behind me, isn't he?! [to Wolverine] Welcome to the MCU, by the way. You're joining at a bit of a low point."

"[looking behind the 20th Century Fox logo] Rest in pieces, Fox."

"[Holding Sabertooth's severed head] Behold! The precious head of your queen, Furiosa! I have the Wolverine! I alone control her! You come for me... you come for her!"

"Alioth is in this thing? From Loki, season 1, episode 5?"

"Huh! Paul Rudd finally aged."

"[after Cassandra uses her powers on him for the first time] My brain could taste your fingers and they tasted like hate! And where in God's name is the intimacy coordinator?!"

"[When Wolverine talks about how Deadpool got Human Torch killed] "Poor kid", he's like 50!"

"This isn't a car! This is a Honda fuckin' Odyssey. Throttle response sucks a cock, dated infotainment system. When Honda saw that untreated chlamydia was making a comeback, they invented the Honda Odyssey to compete!"

"I did not lie, I made an educated wish!"

"I don't know anything about saving worlds. Why would I even care? Because my entire world is right here in this picture. It's only nine people and I have no idea how to save it alone. I know how to fuck people up for money, but you! YOU — know how to save 'em! At least the other Wolverine did... I guess I'm stuck with the worst one!"

"[To the Resistance] Yes! YES! Let this man cook! This is what I'm talking about; big slow-motion fight, sad music, everybody working together, who knows if you live or die, that sort of thing. Who's ready?!"

"What Gambit's trying to say is, getting Juggernaut's helmet ain't gonna be easy! I-- I'm just making stuff up at this-- Yeah, tilt up to Blade!"

"God, he loved his face! I can taste his final thought. He was so afraid. But he died a hero."

"[About Wolverine's mask] The mask is really intimidating, huh? It's like Batman, except he can move his neck."

"You were right. One of us would have been killed. But you put a Deadpool and a Wolverine together, make them hold hands while listening to Madonna? Indestructible, motherfucker!"

"You know, the Avengers discovered shawarma."

"Everyone wants to matter. Turns out you don't need Marvel Jesus to do it. You just need to open your eyes and look around. And if you're lucky, you'll find a few friends. Old friends... And some new ones, too."

"Turns out, I am the world-saving type. Just look around this table if you want proof. The best part? Sometimes, the people we save... Well, they save us right back."

"(in a post-credit scene; breaking the fourth wall) I’m tired of these absolutely vile rumors that I got Johnny killed. Let’s look at the tape. [showcases the footage of his and Logan's conversation with Johnny Storm in the Void] Gotcha, fuck face."

"I'm wearing this suit, and that means a lot of things, but most of all... it means I'm an X-Man. [to Cassandra] And I know your brother. As much as I wanna fucking kill you -- every bone in my body wants to fucking kill you! -- he wouldn't let me stand here and watch you die. [to Deadpool] Take your hands off. [to Cassandra] This is for him. This is for Charles."

"You got a whole world to go back to. I got nothing. I got nothing. Give me this."

"For the first time in my life, I'm proud to wear this suit. It means I'm an X-Man. I'm the X-Man."

"Give me the fucking dog. Talk to the girl."

"The Void is a paradise. I can wield my power here without shame. Unfortunately, I had no Charles Xavier to teach me temperance. What about your Charles? Did he protect you? Did he make you feel safe?"

"You're so lost, Mr. Wilson. And long before you came here."

"You two escaping, I could live with. But coming back? Willingly? Boys are so silly."

"I can't send you home unless you get this thing off my head! And as soon as you do that, I'm going to boil your brains on an atomic level whilst flicking my bean to the Enya box set."

"When you come for the king, you better kill that king."

"Hush! Mummy and Daddy are having a conversation. [sends Deadpool and Logan flying with a snap of her fingers]"

"You know, the funny thing is -- I was happy in the Void. You sent your trash to me, Alioth and I cleaned it up, everyone was happy. Then you had to go and piss on my side of the fence. And so now the fence must come down."

"Minuteman Leader: Wade Winston Wilson, you are under arrest by the Time Variance Authority for too many crimes to list!"

"Happy Hogan: The problem might be that you're reaching a little too high. Aim for the middle, and you'll never miss, right? I think you got a good heart. I believe what you're saying. But not everybody's the world-saving type. I'm not, and I'm happy, right? I found my place. Find your place."

"Blind Al: I pray every day that fire finds your body and finishes the job God didn't have the nuts to do!"

"Paradox: I have been tasked with overseeing the end of your universe and, regardless of what the pencil-pushers upstairs would prefer, I will not waste my life watching it die slowly of natural causes. We used to just prune these things -- Simple. Elegant. Efficient. But I'm told the TVA doesn't like to do that anymore. Well, I do. And no matter what my so-called superiors say, the multiverse does not need a babysitter. We need a mercy killer. And in this instance, I am the mercy killer!"

"Johnny Storm: You see anyone running, dick-for-brains? You're not gonna love what happens next."

"Vanessa: Ever since they turned you down, you took a knee... Baby, you never got back up. I know you're going through something, let me go through it with you."

"Gambit: I ain't know my daddy, but I'm sure I shot outta his dick ready. [...] Yeah, he was laying them buttery nuts all up in my mama and I shot out there and I said "what's up, doc?""

"Laura Kinney / X-23: You remind me of him. Angry. Drunk. Mean. [...] Showed up when it mattered the most. Couldn't help it."

"Blade: There's only ever been one Blade. There's only ever gonna be one Blade."

"Gambit: You know how long I been waitin' for this? Woo, I'm about to make a name for myself here!"

"Blade: Some motherfuckers still trying to ice-skate uphill."

"(in a post-credit scene; Deadpool is in a TVA control room)"

"I was sitting on a beach, not a care in the world, and for some reason, the thought came into my head: What do you want to do? And the first two things had nothing to do with work—then literally, I thought: Deadpool-Wolverine. I want to do that movie. That’s what I want."

"Initially, we had a very loose idea of how we would bring Wolverine back in ways that don't necessarily interact or interfere with Logan and that legacy. I know Kevin, like Shawn and I and Hugh, were all very concerned about that. We really needed to protect that and still allow us to tell the most full-throated Wolverine story we could ever imagine, which for us was just a huge nerve-wracking privilege."

"Hugh’s performance gives the movie a gravitas and a raw, soulful quality that is unbelievable, and I can't say much more without spoiling it. It's among the things that differentiate the movie from prior X-Men or Deadpool movies. The duo differentiates it. The fact that Logan is with a comedic engine for the entirety of the movie changes everything."

"Ryan Reynolds – Wade Wilson / Deadpool & Nicepool"

"Hugh Jackman – James "Logan" Howlett / Wolverine"

"Emma Corrin – Cassandra Nova"

"Morena Baccarin – Vanessa"

"Matthew McFayden – Paradox"

"Leslie Uggams – Blind Al"

"Stefan Kapičić – Colossus"

"Brianna Hildebrand – Negasonic Teenage Warhead"

"Karan Soni – Dopinder"

"Lewis Tan – Shatterstar"

"Aaron Stanford - Pyro"

"Tyler Mane - Sabretooth"

"Jennifer Garner - Elektra Natchios"

"Wesley Snipes - Blade"

"Channing Tatum - Gambit"

"Peggy - Dogpool"

"Dafne Keen - Laura Kinney / X-23"

"Chris Evans - Steve Rogers / Captain America & Johnny Storm / The Human Torch"

"Chris Hemsworth - Thor"

"Jon Favreau - Happy Hogan"

"Wunmi Mosaku - Hunter B-15"

"You asked for me. Here I am."

"Let's get this over with; I got shit to do today."

"Don't make me look up words, Joaquin."

"You already have one Captain America in custody. You want another?"

"Have you been feeling like yourself lately?"

"I know what it's like to feel you have something to prove. Everyone only seeing one thing. But when showing there's more to you, it's not about when times are easy. It's about moments like this."

"Well... You're waiting for an apology, we'll be here a while."

"Okay. You want me?! Come and get me!"

"I should've taken that serum, Bucky was full of shit."

"Ross! We both know you can take me out with one punch. But I don't think you wanna do that. Now I know you've done some terrible things. Now, I might be crazy... but I think you're trying to change. Now is the time to prove it to the world. Prove it to Betty."

"Look, if we can't see the good in each other, we've already lost the fight."

"[If] I'm not on point... I feel like I let down everyone else who was fighting for a seat at that table. That's pressure, man. It weighs on you. It makes you wonder if you'll ever just be... enough."

"You and I haven't always agreed on how much... lattitude enhanced individuals deserve. But what you've accomplished has given me reason to reconsider. Which is why I want you, Captain America, to help me rebuild the Avengers."

"Sam, you shouldn't even be in these situations; you're not Steve Rogers."

"The longer I stay here, the weaker I look."

"I'm not going home empty-handed. If only one country's going to control Adamantium, it's going to be us."

"BECAUSE I WAS DYING, GODDAMMIT! Because my heart was failing! No one could figure it out until he did. These things kept me alive, and in return, I gave him hope that he might get his life back."

"I have dedicated my entire life to serving this country. The one person who matters... doesn't seem to understand. Betty never forgave me for... sending the army after Banner. I had to survive so that... my daughter knew that there was more to her father. That I'm the same man that used to take her to see the cherry blossoms."

"[referring to his prison inside the Raft] Good, solid walls, these."

"Well done, Captain. But you're not going to like what's coming next..."

"You let me rot in this prison. And it was my curse to watch your betrayal written in probabilities. I'm making my own choices now. So many surprises left... When I'm done, everyone will know just who you are, and Betty will despise you even more. Goodbye, Mr. President."

"Please don't be boring!"

"You're a fascinating problem. But soon, you'll be off the board so you don't surprise me again."

"All that hatred you try to hide, all the ugliness... It's still there, Ross. Smoldering behind the eyes."

"Captain America. Would you do me the kindness of counseling a bitter man at the end of his rope?"

"Ross turned me into a monster. It's only right that I do the same thing to him."

"Isaiah Bradley: No shield. No vibranium wings. I wanna see if he's got three in him."

"Sidewinder: The buyer told me everything. He mentioned that, if you survived the grenade, there was a 77-percent chance you'd try to talk me down. Hm. Look at that."

"Ozaki: Diplomacy must be hard for you -- a man in a country so used to taking whatever it wants by force."

"Sidewinder: How do you think a man with Ross's temperament will deal with being caught in a trap?"

"Press Correspondent: Since when were they red?"

"Anthony Mackie — Sam Wilson / Captain America"

"Danny Ramirez — Joaquin Torres / Falcon"

"— Ruth Bat-Seraph"

"— Isaiah Bradley"

"— Leila Taylor"

"— Davis Lawfers / Copperhead"

"Giancarlo Esposito — Seth Voelker / Sidewinder"

"— Betty Ross"

"— Samuel Sterns / Leader"

"Harrison Ford — Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross / Red Hulk"

"William Mark McCullough — Dennis Dunphy"

"Sebastian Stan — Bucky Barnes / Winter Soldier"

"There is something wrong with me. An emptiness. I thought it started when my sister died, but now it feels like something bigger. Just a... void. Or maybe I'm just bored."

"[breaking up Bob and Walker] Okay okay! We swung our tiny dicks, it was a lot of fun."

"So...none of us fly? What, do we all just punch and shoot?"

"[to Valentina] We own you now."

"The light inside you is dim, even by Eastern European standards."

"Enough talking! No one messes with the West Chesapeake Valley THUNDERBOLTS!!!"

"EVIL PILLOW!!!"

"Pardon me for the inconvenience. I mean, I only spent my entire life in labs hooked up to machines so I could create this physical cage to keep my material body from disintegrating at all times. So, yeah, I’m so sorry about that."

"Why would a god take orders from anyone at all?"

"You thought you were gonna be some great saviors? You can't even save yourselves."

"I have these good days, you know? Where I feel...I feel invincible. But then there are a lot of bad days when I remember that nothing...nothing matters, you know?"

"The most shameful thing of all was thinking you could be anything more than nothing."

"Righteousness without power is just an opinion."

"You're brought up to believe that there's a good guy, and a bad guy. But then eventually you come to realize that there's a bad guy, and a worse guy. And nothing else."

"Be careful who you assemble."

"Everyone deserves a second shot."

"Not super. Not heroes. Not giving up."

"Florence Pugh - Yelena Belova"

"Sebastian Stan — Bucky Barnes / Winter Soldier"

"Wyatt Russell - John F. Walker"

"Olga Kurylenko - Antonia Dreykov / Taskmaster"

"Lewis Pullman - Bob Reynolds / Sentry / Void"

"Geraldine Viswanathan - Mel"

"David Harbour - Alexei Shostakov / Red Guardian"

"Hannah John-Kamen - Ava Starr / Ghost"

"Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Valentina Allegra de Fontaine"

"This equation not only confirms alternate dimensions, it suggests that parallel Earths exist on different dimensional planes... [sees his students are bored] Who wants to see a big explosion?"

"Before we went up the first time, you couldn't turn invisible, Ben wasn't a rock, and Johnny never caught fire."

"It's my fault. I stretched the bounds of space, and they heard."

"The best pilot in the world, right here."

"I'd shake, but I'm stretched thin at the moment."

"We attempted to negotiate, but Galactus... he asked too high a price."

"We make a point to do family dinner every week. Sunday at seven on the dot. No matter what, we're all here."

"We will protect you."

"Ben has always been a rock. Johnny is... Johnny. And I am right here. Whatever life throws at us, we'll face it together, as a family."

"My mother used to say, "mother would move heaven and earth for her child"."

"I'm not giving up. We will face this together. We will fight it together... as a family."

"You're gonna be the best mom in the world. And you are gonna be the best dad, just kidding, you are out of your depth. We are gonna be the best uncles ever."

"Tell Franklin Uncle Johnny loves him."

"Yeah. Best looking, he means."

"H.E.R.B.I.E., how's that sauce coming? Yeah, I'll be the judge of that. [tastes the sauce with his pinkie finger] Okay. [claps his hand] Okay! Is this guy good or what? [chuckles] I want to add a couple cloves of garlic, not because it's not delicious. I just want to add a little bit of zip, okay?"

"Your world will be consumed by the Devourer. There is nothing you can do to stop him. For he is a universal force, as essential as the stars. Hold your loved ones close and speak to words you’ve been afraid. Use this time to rejoice and celebrate for your time is short. I herald his beginning. I herald your end. I herald... Galactus."

"It's a blessing. It means "Die with yours"."

"Clever, little bugs."

"I was once little like you. Billions of years ago. A man from another world. Before this relentless, eternal hunger."

"He possesses the Power Cosmic, and he will inherit this cursed throne."

"Prepare 4 launch."

"Meet the family."

"Reed Richards is Mister Fantastic."

"Sue Storm is Invisible Woman."

"Johnny Storm is Human Torch."

"Ben Grimm is The Thing."

"Introducing H.E.R.B.I.E."

"Pedro Pascal — Reed Richards / Mister Fantastic"

"Vanessa Kirby — Sue Storm / Invisible Woman"

"Ebon Moss-Bachrach — Ben Grimm / The Thing"

"Joseph Quinn — Johnny Storm / Human Torch"

"Julia Garner — Shalla-Bal / Silver Surfer"

"Sarah Niles — Lynne Nichols"

"Mark Gatiss — Ted Gilbert"

"Natasha Lyonne — Rachel Rozman"

"Paul Walter Hauser — Harvey Elder / Mole Man"

"Ralph Ineson — Galactus"