"Didn't I kill you already? You goddamned monster!"

"[Grabs Sammael by the tongue] Second date, no tongues!"

"You missed!"

"How big can it be?"

"[To Sammael] Listen, Sammy, I'm not a very good shot, but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets. So what do you …"

"Waiting for me, chunk-face?"

"[While weightlifting] I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right."

"[Breaking Sammael's lower jaw] OPEN WIDE!"

"Damn! Would you please be a little more careful?"

"I'm fireproof. You're not."