"[After realizing who Royal Pain really is] Oh, my gosh. I made out with an old lady."

"Stronghold... SIDEKICK!!!!"

"A new class of heroes."

"Brains, brawn and beyond."

"Allan Cuthbertson - Baker"

"Greece and the islands of the Aegean Sea have given birth to many myths and legends of war and adventure. And these o…"

"You think you've been getting away with it all this time, standing by. Well, son... your bystanding days are over! Yo…"

"Tell me, schoolteacher, from a purely moral point of view - bearing in mind that we represent the side of goodness an…"

"To win a war, you have to be just as nasty as the enemy. What worries me is that we're likely to wake up one morning …"

"Sir, I've inspected this boat, and I think you ought to know that I can't swim."