"Bring yo goofy ass on!"

"Then slap me around and call me Susan."

"I'm not leaving here, gosh-darn it, until I see the commissioner!"

"Who needs money when you've got neat stuff like this?"

"[when Minelli ask who he is called] Well, I don't really have one yet."

"[to his doctor] Can you get me a prettier nurse ?"

"All of my shirts have a picture of this bird on them!"

"There isn't enough penicillin in the world!"

"Eugenio Derbez as Leonardo Sullivan (Montenegro)"

"Anna Faris as Kate Sullivan"