1620 quotes found
"As I expected. "Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way.""
"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and snap! [snaps her fingers] The job's a game."
"Close your mouth please, Michael, we are not a codfish."
"Sacked?! Certainly not, I am never sacked."
"It's grand to be an Englishman in 1910 's on the throne; it's the age of men."
"It's 6:03 and the heirs to my dominion are scrubbed and tubbed, and adequately fed. And so I'll pat them on the head, and send them off to bed. Ah, lordly is the life I lead."
"A British bank is run with precision A British home requires nothing less Tradition, discipline and rules Must be the tools Without them: disorder, catastrophe, anarchy In short, you have a mess!"
"[shakes Winifred's hands] You know, Winifred, I think she will. [Laughs] I think she will!"
"Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts."
"A man has dreams of walking with giants To carve his niche in the edifice of time Before the mortar of his zeal Has a chance to congeal The cup is dashed from his lips The flame is snuffed a-borning He's brought to wrack and ruin in his prime."
"[sings] Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid."
"[sings] Our daughters' daughters will adore us and they'll sing in grateful chorus, "Well done, sister .""
"Oh, George, you didn't jump into the river. How sensible of you!"
"Oh, it's you! Hello! … Number 17 Cherry Tree Lane, you say? Alright. … Come on with me.…"
"Here we are, 17 Cherry Tree Lane. Home of George Banks, Esq. [hears yelling inside] Hello, hello, hello. Admiral's right, heavy weather brewing at and no mistake."
"Winds from the east... Mist comin' in... Like something's a brewin', about to begin... Can't put me finger on what lies in store... But I feel what's to 'appen, all 'appened before...!"
"Not , I suppose. Still, a bit of a finger in the eye, ain't they?"
"What did I tell ya? There's the whole world at your feet. And who gets to see it? But the birds, the stars, and the chimney sweeps."
"[Surprised] What? No road?!"
"[Laughs while taking a tissue from his pocket] It's just good clean soot, Michael."
"Goodbye, Mary Poppins, don't stay away too long."
"Admiral Boom: [observes the long queue of want-to-be nannies] Ghastly looking crew, I must say!"
"Mr. Dawes, Sr.: While stand the banks of England, England stands — whoa, whoa...! [Mr. Dawes stumbles over his own cane] When fall the banks of England... ENGLAND FALLS! [Mr. Dawes falls backward and the rest of the Board of Directors have to catch him]"
"Uncle Albert: The other day, when it was so cold, a friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper said to him, "How long you want it?" And my friend said, "Well, from about September to March.""
"Old Crone: Come with me, my dears. Granny'll hide you!"
"Oh, oh, oh! Andiamo a far volare un aquilone fino all'altezza più alta! andiamo a far volare un aquilone e facciamolo volare attraverso l'atmosfera su dove l'aria è limpida oh, andiamo a far volare un aquilone!"
"Juile Andrews - Mary Poppins"
"Dick van Dyke - Bert/Mr. Dawes, Sr"
"Karen Dotrice - Jane Banks"
"Matthew Gerber - Michael Banks"
"David Tomlinson - George Banks"
"Glynis Johns - Winifred Banks"
"Elsa Lanchester - Katie Nanna"
"Hermione Baddeley - Ellen"
"Reta Shaw - Mrs. Brill"
"Arthur Treacher - Constable Jones"
"Reginald Owen - Admiral Boom"
"Don Barclay - Mr. Binnacle"
"[Walks by coffee shop in New York and notices sign saying "WORLD"S BEST CUP OF COFFEE" and then bursts into the shop] You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to meet you! [The shop staff and patrons just stare indifferently]"
"[Walking in a park and comes across a raccoon] Hey! What's your name? My name's Buddy. [Raccoon hisses] Oh...! Does someone need a hug? [He leans in and raccoon leaps onto his neck knocking him to the ground ferociously attacking] Aah, aah! That's not cool! I just wanted a hug!"
"[After Ḅuddy does an all-nighter of hyper decorating the store, he hears Jovie singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside" in the staff room shower, walks in and sits on the sink shelf and sings along] I really can't stay, I've got to go 'way, this evening has been, so very nice, my mother will start to worry, and father will be pacing' the floor, So, really, I'd better scurry, well, may be just a half a drink more, the neighbors might think baby, it's bad out there, say, what's in this drink? No cabs to be had out there I wish I knew how to break the spell, I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell, I ought to say no, no, no, sir, mind if I move in closer? At least I'm gonna say that I tried, what's the sense of hurting? my pride? I really can't stay, ah, but it's cold outside baby, it's cold outside! [Buddy sustains a note and Jovie realizes the presence of Buddy in the room and turns the water off] Get out! Don't look at me! Get out! [Buddy covers his eyes and runs into a locker and knocks himself out]"
"I then proceeded to tell Buddy of how his father had fallen in love when he was very young with a beautiful girl named Susan Wells, and how Buddy was born and put up for adoption by his mother, and how she had later passed away. I... I told him his father had never even known that Buddy was born, and most importantly, I told him where his father was... uh, in a magical land called New York City."
"Before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors, let's recite the "Code of the Elves," shall we? Number one; "Treat every day like Christmas." Number two; "There's room for everyone on the nice list." Number three; "The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.""
"[Buddy is doing Fonzie-esque slavic dances on a table in the mailroom with the whole staff pounding on the table in sync to song beats and fist pumping in unison when Buddy raises his arms]"
"Though your nose get a little chilling Buddy... We'll frolic and play buddy... buddy... the Eskimo way, walking in a winter wonderland, in the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that he is Parson Brown. He'll say, are you married, we'll say no, man. But you can do the job when you in town, brother. Later on, we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire to face unafraid the plans That we made (walking in a winter wonderland x2) I really can't stay. But, baby, it's cold outside, I've got to go 'way, but, baby, it's cold outside. This evening has been been hoping that you'd drop in, so very nice. I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice. My mother will start to worry beautiful, what's your hurry? And father will be pacing the floor. Listen to that fireplace roar, so, really, I'd better scurry. Beautiful, please don't hurry. Well, maybe just a half a drink more. Put some records on while I pour. The neighbors might think. Baby, it's bad out there. Say, what's in this drink? No cabs to be had out there. I wish I knew how your eyes are like starlight now. To break the spell. I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell. I ought to say no, no, no, sir. Mind if I move in closer? At least I'm gonna say that I tried. What's the sense of hurting my pride? I really can't stay, baby, don't hold out. Ah, but it's cold outside. I simply must go, but, baby, it's cold outside. The answer is no, but, baby, it's cold outside. This welcome has been, I'm lucky that you dropped in, so nice and warm. Look out the window at that storm, my sister will be suspicious. Gosh, your lips look delicious, my brother will be there at the door. Waves upon tropical shore, my maiden aunt's mind is vicious. Oh, your lips look delicious. Well, maybe just a cigarette more, never such a pleasure before. I've got to get home, but, baby, you'll freeze out there. Say, lend me your comb, it's up to your knees out there. You've really been grand. I thrill when you touch my hand, but don't you see. How can you do this thing to me? There's bound to be talk tomorrow. Think of my lifelong sorrow. At least there will be plenty implied. If you caught pneumonia and died. I really can't stay. Get rid of that hold out. Ah, but it's cold outside"
"Will Ferrell - Buddy"
"James Caan - Walter"
"Zooey Deschanel - Jovie"
"Mary Steenburgen - Emily"
"Daniel Tay - Michael"
"Edward Asner - Santa Claus"
"Bob Newhart - Papa Elf"
"Faizon Love - Gimbel's Manager"
"One family, four generations, in love with the greatest music of all time."
"Whether you dance to it, drive to it, sing with it, or swing to it...Whether you can crank it up, plug it in, or switch it on...It assaults your senses, rocks your body, and touches your soul. It's American Pop."
"All those years...All those dreams...All those sons...One of them is going to be a star."
"Zalmie should have been a star, but there were complications. Benny could have been famous, but life got in the way. Tony had a brush with success, but had to let it go. So it was up to Pete...to grab it, to hold it, to make himself heard."
"Ron Thompson as Tony Belinksy / Pete Belinksy"
"Lisa Jane Persky as Bella"
"Jeffrey Lippa as Zalmie Belinksy"
"Richard Singer as Benny Belinksy"
"Jerry Holland as Louie"
"Marya Small as Frankie Hart"
"Hilary Beane as Showgirl"
"Robert Beecher as Hobo #2"
"Gene Borkan as Izzy"
"Beatrice Colen as Prostitute"
"Frank Dekova as Crisco"
"Ben Frommer as Nicky Palumbo"
"Roz Kelly as Eva Tanguay"
"Amy Levitt as Nancy"
"Leonard Stone as Leo Stern"
"Richard Moll as Poet"
"(repeated line) Hey, hey, hey!"
"I'm Fat Albert."
"I don't have problems. I solve problems."
"I can't take my sweater off...because, uh, I don't know what's underneath."
"Hey! Hey! Hey. Let go my legs. Hey let go my legs. I got to help these people. Wow, look at that guy. Ohh, look at this… Yeah, you can’t tell me he doesn’t need my help. Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Eh, you in the back. Where are you goin’? It’s not over. You gotta watch the end credits."
"(to Fat Albert and the Gang) Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think."
"This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it."
"(repeated line) I do not have a problem."
"I don't have friends because I don't want friends."
"Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay."
"There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri."
"You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!"
"Arthur! Learn the handshake!"
"Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!"
"Aren't you the hip-hop fool?"
"(repeated line) Mush Mouth thinks/says/wants to know (then clarifies whatever was spoken)"
"Don't call me Old Weird Harold anymore. I'm Air Hal'd now."
"You watch your mouth!"
"[repeated line]: (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!"
"I have no face."
"[after revealing his face]: I do? I do! I have a nice face!"
"I'm a party animal!"
"(repeated line when he cuts Bucky and Dumb Donald off) Guys, guys!"
"(repeated line to Dumb Donald) I know you don't know. I wasn't talkin' to you!"
"Guys, I see...cheerleaders."
"(to Reggie) Man, you're like school on Saturday...no class."
"Yeah, but you're still Bucky."
"That's our theme song. You guys can't sing it!"
"Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult."
"Doris, no one came out of our television set."
"Doris, why are you acting like such a loser? You're not a loser."
"(repeated line) Everytime someone tells me they care about me, they wind up leaving me."
"Arthur: Yo! Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie."
"Store Clerk: I know big, and you my friend are big."
"Danielle: He better not be doing this again!"
"(Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids has just ended because of breaking news)"
"Doris: No! You missed it *again.*"
"Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey. We can make it another day."
"Bill: How do you know? Have you ever faded before?"
"Fat Albert: We'll be fine."
"Bill: You don't care if we're fine! All you care about is staying here with Lauri!"
"Fat Albert: Lauri is important to me. Maybe it's time I started caring about myself."
"Bill: I don't even know who you are anymore!"
"Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! I said I'm gonna stay!"
"Bill: Hey, hey, *hey*! Friends don't let friends fade away!"
"Fat Albert: Don't use my lines on me. Besides, I haven't solved Doris' problem yet."
"Doris: But I don't *have* a problem!"
"Fat Albert: Yes, you *do*!"
"Doris: *No,* I *don't*!"
"Fat Albert: You think I came out of the TV just for you to tell me you don't have a problem?"
"Doris: I'm fine, I'm fine!"
"Fat Albert: You were watching a happy, fun TV show."
"Bill: Stop it, stop it! This isn't about her problem, it's about yours!"
"Bill Cosby: People wait till you get to the top of the stairs, then they knock. Who is it?!"
"Fat Albert: It's Fat Albert."
"Bill Cosby: Yeah, right."
"Fat Albert: Hello. I'm looking for a Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad? I'm Fat Albert. (Bill Cosby leans on him) Oh, uh, help! Hey--"
"(page turns to Bill Cosby's living room)"
"Fat Albert: I'm sorry, Mr. Cosby. I didn't mean to startle you. You okay?"
"Bill Cosby: No, it's alright, son. Thank you. My boy... how did you get into this predicament?"
"Fat Albert: Well, I... I crawled out of the TV set."
"Bill Cosby: Crawled out of the TV set. Well, how? How?"
"Fat Albert: I crawled out of there because I heard her crying."
"Bill Cosby: Who... who'd ya heard?"
"Fat Albert: Well, I heard Doris."
"Bill Cosby: Doris?"
"Fat Albert: She was sitting on the couch and she was crying."
"Bill Cosby: Doris who?"
"Fat Albert: Doris Robertson."
"Bill Cosby: Doris Robertson?"
"Fat Albert: Yeah."
"Bill Cosby: Do you know where they live?"
"Fat Albert: Uh, North Philly."
"Bill Cosby: Ohh. (pauses) Albert Robertson... is... Doris Robertson's grandfather. He died some time ago. I designed your character after Albert Robertson. And you heard her spirit, and you crawled through the set?"
"Fat Albert: I... I guess so."
"Bill Cosby: WELL! That's just fine, son! All you have to do is you just crawl back into the set, we're ready to go--"
"Fat Albert: Oh, no. I don't wanna go back into the set--"
"Bill Cosby: Hey, hey, hey."
"Fat Albert: Yeah. Hey, hey, hey."
"Bill Cosby: That's the--"
"Fat Albert: I wanna stay."
"Bill Cosby: Oh, ho-ho-ho. You know you can't do that. See, you're a cartoon. You're a cartoon, and you have your fellas waiting for you to do more stories. Your fans are waiting to see you on TV so you can solve problems."
"Bill Cosby: What do you mean, you don't want to back?"
"Fat Albert: No, I wanna stay here."
"Bill Cosby: You can't--"
"Fat Albert: The real world."
"Bill Cosby: You can't stay out here. (demonstrates) You stay out here, you're gonna turn into celluloid dust."
"Kenan Thompson as Fat Albert"
"Kyla Pratt as Doris"
"Bill Cosby as Himself"
"Dania Ramirez as Lauri"
"Shedrack Anderson III as Rudy"
"Omarion as Reggie, the film's antagonist"
"Keith Robinson as Bill"
"Marques Houston as Dumb Donald"
"Jermaine Williams as Mushmouth"
"Aaron Frazier as Old Weird Harold"
"Alphonso McAuley as Bucky"
"Jeremy Suarez as the voice of Russell"
"J. Mack Slaughter, Jr. as Arthur"
"Alice Greczyn as Becky"
"Raven-Symoné as the voice of Danielle"
"Aaron Carter as Darren (credited as "Kid")"
"Joel Madden as Dude with Mohawk"
"Fonzworth Bentley as Salesman"
"Jeff Garlin as Jerry (uncredited)"
"[after an old man steals her tiara] You... are not a very nice old man!!"
"I'm sure that Edward is already searching for me. No doubt by morning he'll come and rescue me from this strange land. Take me home so that the two of us can share a true love's kiss."
"[singing] We adore each filthy chore that we determine. So, friends, even though you're vermin, we're a happy working throng!"
"I wish you every happiness."
"Hello, please open the door."
"[to Morgan after giving her a book] I know it's not the fairytale book you wanted, but this is better."
"[to Morgan about Giselle] Just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess. She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps."
"Forget about "happily ever after". It doesn't exist."
"I know what it's like when someone disappoints you. It's tempting to see things the way you wish they were instead of how they are."
"I said I don't dance. I never said I couldn't."
"[to a dying Giselle] Please, don't leave me."
"(holding a construction worker at swordpoint) Are you in league with the wicked old hag who sent my poor Giselle to this foul place... Arty?"
"Nathaniel likes the way I leap?"
"I'm handsome even when I sleep?"
"(after finding the television remote at a hotel he is staying at) It appears this odd little box controls the magic mirror!"
"(to Robert and Morgan) Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants."
"[after seeing Edward and Giselle together for the first time] So this is the forest rat, who thinks she can claim my throne...NEVER!!!"
"[Nathaniel: Oh, my most adored Queen, where did you send her?] To a place where there no happily ever afters."
"Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus!"
"Another chance? What do you think poison apples grow on trees? There's only one left! You are out of chances! [Nathaniel: Your Majesty, please...] NO, FORGET IT! I'M COMING THERE, AND I WILL KILL THE LITTLE WRETCH MYSELF!!!"
"[she arrives in New York and finds Nathaniel in a car] Hello, worthless. Miss me?"
"You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!"
"Oh my, this is a twist on our story. Why, it's the brave little princess coming to the rescue. [to Robert] I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?"
"You'll never save her now. When the clock strikes 12... [whispers] She'll be dead."
"[last words] How about this? "And they all lived happily ever after." Well, at least I did. [starts laughing maniacally, not knowing that Pip is standing on one of her horns and makes her lose her grip] What?! Oh! [accidentally drops Robert, who is momentarily saved by Giselle throwing a sword into his sleeve, before she falls] AAAAAH!!! SPECIOSUS FORMOSUS...!!! Ow! AAAAAAAH!!!"
"Troll: That's cheating! I'm supposed to eat you!"
"Phoebe Banks: Everybody has problems. Everybody has bad times. Do we sacrifice all of the good times because of them?"
"Nancy Tremaine: (after her cellphone rings in Andalasia) Wow, really good reception here!"
"The real world and the animated world collide."
"This fairytale princess is about to meet a real Prince Charming."
"Welcome to the real world... princess."
"What's your poison?"
"Real men wear tights."
"He's a prince with a chip on his shoulder."
"He's not just dreamy. He's Prince Charming."
"A new Disney classic with a twist."
"Amy Adams — Giselle"
"Patrick Dempsey — Robert Philip"
"James Marsden — Prince Edward"
"Idina Menzel — Nancy Tremaine"
"Timothy Spall — Nathaniel"
"Rachel Covey — Morgan Philip"
"Susan Sarandon — Queen Narissa"
"Jodi Benson — Sam"
"Emma Rose Lima - Rapunzel"
"Julie Andrews - The Narrator"
"Jeff Bennett - Pip in Andalasia"
"Kevin Lima - Pip in New York"
"Emma Rose Lima - Bluebird and Fawn"
"Teala Dunn - Bunny"
"Fred Tatasciore - Troll"
"The greatest hero ever assembled."
"They've got gizmos up the wazoo."
"Matthew Broderick – John Brown / Inspector Gadget, RoboGadget"
"Rupert Everett – Sanford Scolex / Dr. Claw"
"Joely Fisher – Dr. Brenda Bradford, RoboBrenda"
"Michelle Trachtenberg – Penny"
"Don Adams – Brain (voice)"
"D. L. Hughley – Gadgetmobile (voice)"
"Dabney Coleman – Chief Quimby"
"Cheri Oteri – Mayor Wilson"
"Andy Dick – Kramer"
"Michael G. Hagerty – Sykes"
"René Auberjonois – Dr. Artemus Bradford"
"Frances Bay – Thelma"
"J.P. Manoux – The Mayor's assistant"
"Brian George – The Sore Guru"
"Jennifer Seguin – Agent Claw"
"Oh, no! Attacking lemurs! Suri, please! I can't take it! There are too many of you! Come on! Pick on someone your own size! Help!"
"You're missin' all the action, pal. Come on!"
"Walkin' backward, huh? Well, let me know if that gets you there any faster! Keep those little legs moving, Url, or you'll get left behind!"
"Well, you just consider yourself lucky, that's all that's following us."
"[about to cross the desert] If you smell something sizzling, it could be me."
"Who booked this trip anyway?"
"[opening narration] Some things start out big, and some things start out small, very small. But sometimes the smallest thing can make the biggest changes of all."
"It's okay. We'll teach him to hate meat."
"You're never going to forget this day, so make it one to remember."
"Oh, Aladar, if only there was someone on the island for you. Well, you know, who looks like you, but prettier."
"[closing narration] None of us really know what changes, big or small, lie ahead. One thing is certain: our journey's not over. We can only hope that, in some small way, our time here will be remembered."
"This monster's got no teeth! What's he gonna do? Gum us to death?"
"Hey, I'm lucky to be rid of them. With the ladies, before you know it, they all wanna move to a bigger tree."
"What you need is a little help from the love monkey."
"Hey, enough with the beauty sleep! You're ravishing already!"
"Discover a world you've only imagined"
"D.B. Sweeney as Aladar the Iguanodon"
"Alfre Woodard as Pilo the Lemur"
"Ossie Davis as Yar the Lemur"
"Max Casella as Zini the Lemur"
"Hayden Panettiere as Suri the Lemur"
"Samuel E. Wright as Kron the Iguanodon"
"Julianna Margulies as Neera the Iguanodon"
"Peter Siragusa as Bruton the Iguanodon"
"Joan Plowright as Baylene the Brachiosaurus"
"Della Reese as Eema the Styracosaurus"
"Talk to me, Krabs."
"Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm goin' in."
"Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine."
"Come on, Phil. Stay with me. Let's hear about that family."
"Say cheese."
"Who is it gonna be, Gary? Heh, heh, heh. Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive Employee of the Month awards. SpongeBob SquarePants!"
"I'm ready, promotion!"
"I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today."
"Aw, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple!"
"Well, good luck with that."
"How many seconds was that?"
"Patrick, look! Plankton's turning everyone we know into slaves."
"And you know? I've been through in a lot of the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven, and a half seconds. And if I learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are."
"Are you crazy? I was gonna tell that your fly is down. Manager! This is the greatest day of MY LIFE!!!"
"That sounds like the manager for the new Krusty Krab 2! [He looks down to see that he has no clothes] Oops, hold on. Congratulations, buddy."
"Hooray for SpongeBob!!"
"Hey, it’s the new Krusty Krab 2 Manager!"
"I have to use the bathroom."
"Did you see my underwear?"
"Step on us?"
"Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs, leave a message."
"Hello! I like money."
"You… did not… get… the job!"
"Don't you just hate wrong numbers?"
"We paid $9 for this?"
"I paid 10!"
"I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea."
"MY CROWN! AAHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY ROYAL CROWN!"
"MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?!"
"Prepare to burn, Krabs!"
"Squire, will you hurry? AHHHHH!!!!!"
"All Hail Plankton."
"I’M GONNA BE BALD?!"
"Uhh… Dad? Your… Crown?"
"Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting."
"Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops [imitates the Cyclops stomping] who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!"
"Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. [Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now] Or should I say, Planktopolis?"
"The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands."
"You just gotta believe!"
"Daddy, no!"
"I WILL RULE THE WORLD!"
"Plan Z. I love Plan Z."
"[Laughter] Who can stop me now?! WHO?!?!"
"No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn’t just gonna build itself. MOVE FASTER!"
"[Last words before his defeat] Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you folks accidentally knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the monuments. [laughs] Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? I will destroy all of you!"
"Don't get worked up again, Plankton. I just mopped the floors."
"A hero will rise."
"Bigger. Better. More absorbent."
"Hero. Legend. Sponge."
"Sponge meets world."
"Tom Kenny — SpongeBob, Narrator, Clay, Tough Fish #2, Houston Voice"
"Clancy Brown — Mr. Krabs"
"Rodger Bumpass — Squidward, Fish #4"
"Bill Fagerbakke — Patrick Star, Fish #2, Chum Customer, Local Fish"
"Mr. Lawrence — Plankton, Fred, Lloyd"
"Jill Talley — Karen, Old Lady"
"Carolyn Lawrence — Sandy"
"M.J Catlett — Mrs. Puff"
"Jeffrey Tambor — King Neptune"
"Scarlett Johansson — Princess Mindy"
"Alec Baldwin — Dennis"
"Dee Bradley Baker — Man Cop, Phil, Perch Perkins, Waiter, Floyd, Thug, Coughing Fish, Twin #1, Freed Fish, Sandals"
"Sirena Irwin — Reporter, Driver, Ice Cream Lady"
"Lori Alan — Pearl"
"Tom Wilson — Fish #3, Victor"
"Carlos Alazraqui — Squire, Goofy Goober Announcer, Thief"
"Ben Elton — Prisoner (uncredited)"
"Thick Wilson — Singing Goofy Goober (does not speak)"
"Charles Collingwood — Pirate"
"Junior Campbell — Laughing Bubble (uncredited)"
"Steve Nallon — The Parrot"
"Mike Mulloy - Twin #2"
"Frank Welker - Gary, Frogfish Monster"
"Eddie Redmayne — Voice of the Cyclops (uncredited) (Neil Ross, Grunts only)"
"Don Austen — as the Fisherman (uncredited)"
"David Hasselhoff — Himself"
"Kristopher Logan — as Pirate Captain"
"D.P. FitzGerald — as Pirate 1"
"Cole McKay — as Pirate 2"
"Dylan Haggerty — as Pirate 3"
"Bart McCarthy — as Pirate 4"
"Henry Kingi — as Pirate 5"
"Randolph Jones — as Pirate 6"
"Paul Zies — as Pirate 7"
"Gerard Griesbaum — as Pirate 8"
"Aaron Hendry — as Pirate 9 Cyclops Diver"
"Maxie Santillan — as Pirate 10"
"Peter DeYoung — as Pirate 11"
"Gino Montesinos — as Pirate 12"
"John Siciliano — as Pirate 13"
"David Stifel — as Pirate 14"
"Alex Baker — as Pirate 15"
"Robin Russell — as Pirate 16"
"Tommy Schooler — as Pirate 17"
"Ben Wilson — as Pirate 18"
"José Zelay — as Pirate 19"
"Mageina Tovah — uncredited as Movie cleaner"
"Thick Wilson — as Concession Guys-uncredited"
"Dean Jones — as Fisherman -uncredited"
"The ultimate game of cat and house."
"Don't mess with the hat."
"The Cat is Back!"
"Cats with hats only."
"Mike Myers — The Cat in the Hat, The Guy in the Sweater and Cheshire Cat"
"Alec Baldwin — Larry"
"Kelly Preston — Joan"
"Dakota Fanning — Sally"
"Spencer Breslin — Conrad"
"Amy Hill — Mrs. Kwan"
"Sean Hayes — Mr. Humberfloob, Voice of the Fish"
"Danielle Chuchran Taylor Rice — Thing 1"
"Brittany Oaks Talia-Lynn Prairie — Thing 2"
"Dan Castellaneta — Voice of the Things"
"Frank Welker — Nevins"
"Narrated by Victor Brandt"
"Curiouser and curiouser."
"How can I be the wrong Alice when this is my dream?"
"It wasn't a dream at all, it was a memory. This place is real, and so are you and so is the Hatter."
"[to the Jabberwocky as she raises the Vorpal Sword] Off with your head!"
"SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THREE OF MY TARTS!!!"
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!"
"Never mind him, he's mad."
"I love a morning execution, don't you?"
"Liars! Cheats! Falsifiers! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!"
"RELEASE THE JUBJUB BIRD!"
"You're right, Stayne, it is far better to be feared than loved."
"Prepare the Jabberwocky for battle. We're going to visit my little sister."
"[to her sister, Mirana] I know what you're doing. You think you can blink those pretty little eyes, and I'll melt just like Mummy and Daddy did."
"No! It is MY crown! I AM THE ELDEST! [turns to her card guards] JABBERWOCKY!!"
"Where's your champion, sister? (Alice: Here.) Hello, Um."
"The Hatter's interfering! Off with his head!"
"HE TRIED TO KILL ME!"
"We Are All Mad Here."
"Fantastic fun for the whole family"
"Mia Wasikowska — Alice"
"Johnny Depp — Mad Hatter"
"Anne Hathaway — White Queen"
"Helena Bonham Carter — Red Queen"
"Crispin Glover — Stayne – Knave of Hearts"
"Matt Lucas — Tweedledee & Tweedledum"
"Frances de la Tour — Imogene"
"Lindsay Duncan — Helen Kingsleigh"
"Geraldine James — Lady Ascot"
"Tim Pigott-Smith — Lord Ascot"
"Marton Csokas — Mr. Kingsleigh"
"Alan Rickman — Absolem"
"Stephen Fry — Chessur"
"Michael Sheen — McTwisp"
"Timothy Spall — Bayard"
"Barbara Windsor — Mally"
"Christopher Lee — The Jabberwocky"
"Michael Gough — Dodo Bird"
"Jim Carter — The Executioner"
"Imelda Staunton — Tall Flower Faces"
"Paul Whitehouse — Thackery"
"Frank Welker — The Bandersnatch"
"[Reffering to Bugsy on his head] What the heck is on my head right now?"
"[Skeeter sings to the staff] Barry had a Nottingham. Nottingham. Nottingham. Barry had a Nottingham whose beard was white as snow. [Skeeter stops singing] C'mon, give it up for the big man."
"Lucky my wallet only had three dollars, and my Derek Jeter baseball card!"
"I'll have me win in the story, so I'll win for real. Do ya dig?"
"[Barry Nottingham doesn't want to hug Skeeter because of germs] Let's get past that. OK. Oh, see? Look, your enjoying it. We're hugging, and nothing's happening."
"The Big Hotel Idea Story!"
"Gotta babysit my niece and nephew tonight. Oh God. Got any advice for me?"
"[talking on the phone from the next room] EMERGENCY! [enters the room] They don't have a TV."
"There are no happy endings in real life. The sooner you guys learn that, the better."
"[looking at Bugsy's (guinea pig) eyes] DAAAAAAAAAAH! Wow! Those would look big on a cow! Are those eyeballs or bowling balls? Need to keep my eyes off him, goodbye."
"It's not that big, sir. It can fit into one spot."
"Excuse me Mr. Nottingham. My name is Jill Hastings. I'm a teacher at Webster Elementary."
"That's my Prius."
"[to Skeeter after he finds out that the new hotel is replacing Webster Elementary School] Don't destroy the sliver of respect I still have for you by making lame excuses. Just go away and stay away."
"[Skeeter mistakes him for Bobbi] I'm Patrick. She's Bobbi."
"Girls are bisgrusting, except for Trisha Sparks."
"[looks at the stars] Oh look. A pyramid."
"You have to read us a bedtime story."
"[is asked how hamburgers taste] Lifechanging."
"Patrick's never kissed a girl."
"[looking at Skeeter's gifts] Shampoo, and a soap?"
"Barry Nottingham Yes. Now, sign the bloody papers."
"Mickey [translating Skeeter's gibberish] Jumping up and down on the alligator."
"Barry Nottingham Germs!"
"Mickey Oh, so positive visualisation. I read a book on that once...I read the back cover...I can't read. [Bugsy starts laughing] Shut up, Bugsy! I've got opposable thumbs. What do you think about that? [Bugsy stops laughing]"
"Skeeter Am I really getting a cherry-red ferrari?"
"Robber I don't see why not."
"Skeeter For freeeee?!"
"Robber Sounds good to... meeeee?"
"Violet Nottingham Skeeter? Skeeter Bronson?"
"Skeeter Yes, ma'am."
"Skeeter Raining gumballs?"
"Patrick Why not? It's a bedtime story: anything can happen."
"Skeeter Yeah, well I guess, in the story. I just wish it was like that in real life. I really do. [imaginary wind chimes sound]"
"Bobbi You go into a magical cave."
"Skeeter Caves are nice."
"Bobbi And Abe Lincoln's there."
"Skeeter Abe Lincoln?! What, is this a joke to you?! What the heck's the matter with you?!"
"Skeeter So you need me, this is good. I´ll do it. But you will have to say "Skeeter is the coolest, I´m a nerd"."
"Wendy Skeeter is the coolest, I´m a nerd"
"Skeeter Yeah, you are!"
"Marty: And so Skeeter sat on his bed filled with regret, wondering how to put the pieces of his life back together after one magical week."
"Skeeter: [sarcastic] Great ending, huh?"
"Marty: That was your ending?! I thought this was just a sad part before things got better!"
"Skeeter: What do you mean?"
"Marty: Well in the stories I told you, just when things looked bleakest, the hero would do something unexpected and courageous to beat the bad guy, save the day and get the girl!"
"Skeeter: [inspired] Yeah! How do I do that?"
"Marty: It's your story, not mine. But you better get moving; go get 'em, son!"
"Adam Sandler as Skeeter Bronson"
"Keri Russell as Jill"
"Guy Pearce as Kendall"
"Russell Brand as Mickey"
"Richard Griffiths as Barry Nottingham"
"Teresa Palmer as Violet Nottingham"
"Lucy Lawless as Aspen"
"Courteney Cox as Wendy Bronson"
"Jonathan Morgan Heit as Patrick"
"Laura Ann Kesling as Bobbi"
"Jonathan Pryce as Marty Bronson"
"Nick Swardson as Engineer"
"Aisha Tyler as Donna Hynde"
"Allen Covert as Ferarri Guy"
"Blake Clark as Biker"
"Kathryn Joosten as Mrs. Dixon"
"Mikey Post as Angry Dwarf"
"Rob Schneider as Indian Chief/The Robber (Uncredited)"
"Arne Starr as Nottingham Employee/Senator/Cowboy/Spaceman (Uncredited)"
"Thomas Hoffman as Young Skeeter"
"Abigail Droeger as Young Wendy"
"Jonathan Loughran as Party Guest"
"Heather Morris as Cat Dancer"
"[repeated line in fear and doubt] This is not good. Definitely not good."
"Dad, 8% of all household accidents involve ladders, another 3% involve trees. We're looking at another 30% probability here."
"You guys are the only friends I've ever had."
"Thanks, but I have already a family. I really should be getting home now."
"I lost my library card. I can't check anybody out. We'll never get to the exit now."
"(to the Dragon before being swallowed and overcoming fear of being eaten) I’m not scared of you!"
"I was nearly torn apart by a crazy doctor, made into a slave by a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten- got that? -eaten by a fire-breathing dragon!"
"[renewed catchphrase in confidence] Good. That was definitely good."
"Macaulay Culkin as Richard Tyler"
"Christopher Lloyd as Mr. Dewey"
"Ed Begley, Jr. as Alan Tyler"
"Mel Harris as Claire Tyler"
"Christopher Lloyd as the Pagemaster"
"Patrick Stewart as Adventure"
"Whoopi Goldberg as Fantasy"
"Frank Welker as Horror"
"Leonard Nimoy as Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"
"George Hearn as Captain Ahab"
"Jim Cummings as Long John Silver"
"Phil Hartman as Tom Morgan"
"Ed Gilbert as George Merry"
"B. J. Ward as The Queen of Hearts"
"Dorian Harewood, Richard Erdman, Fernando Escandon and Robert Picardo as Various pirates on the Hispaniola"
"[After Lyle causes N'Dugo to fall off rope bridge into gorge] Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story, they just get really big boo-boos. [Scene cuts to camp with N'Dugo, bandaged, glaring at Lyle] What did I tell you?"
"[Repeated line] George just lucky, I guess."
"[Swinging a lion over his head while protecting Ursula] George not even trying hard."
"[Looks down the unconscious Ursula's blouse] Something funny about this fella."
"Here comes Shep."
"It dancin' time."
"Sometime George smash into tree. And sometime... [George screams and falls out of treehouse] Sometime George fall out of treehouse. But not feel stupid. No people here to look stupid for. Just George."
"[About to swing and save a man] To swing or not to swing? [Man screams for help]] Swing."
"[Arrives in Africa in a crate] Next time George get bigger box."
"[Ursula swings on a vine, knocking Max over, then slams into a tree] George good teacher!"
"This biggest swing in jungle history. Will hurt very much...but George have to do it. [Whimpers]"
"[After crashing into a tree at a breakneck speed] George not feel so good."
"[Practicing his made-up story about Ursula getting captured by the White Ape] It was horrible. An almost 400-pound white ape man. The White Ape has my girlfriend. I held him off as long as I could. There's blood everywhere. The White Ape got my girlfriend. He weighs 400-pounds! The White Ape got my girlfriend! The White Ape got...help! Help! Man needs help!"
"[Translating with a Swahili phrasebook] Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning."
"No hard feelings, Stonebelly. The best man won, that's all. Or, I should say, the guy who brought mercenaries won; that's all."
"Brendan Fraser - George"
"Leslie Mann - Ursula"
"John Cleese - Ape (voice)"
"Thomas Haden Church - Lyle Van De Groot"
"Richard Roundtree - Kwame"
"Greg Cruttwell - Max"
"Abraham Benrubi - Thor"
"John Bennett Perry - Arthur Stanhope"
"Holland Taylor - Beatrice Stanhope"
"Keith Scott - Narrator"
"Michael Chinyamurindi - N'Dugo"
"Watch out (for that tree)!"
"The holiday gift they'll go ape for!"
"Two thumbs up!"
"Let me just say for the record that I think middle school may be the dumbest idea ever invented."
"Thank God there are a few normal people or this place would be a total freak show."
"[after getting teased by Quentin] Right now, I have to take abuse from these morons. But in twenty years, Quentin here will be workin' for me."
"She's a girl! Where do I grab her?"
"hey greg wanna come over and play?"
"So, wanna play Twisted Wizard?"
"[repeated line] Zoo-wee-mama!"
"Wow. Everyone knows me now. lt's like l'm famous!"
"[Sees Greg trying to touch the Cheese] STOP! Good God, man! You almost got the Cheese Touch."
"The Cheese Touch. Nobody knows when or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop. [Scene flashes forward to before the Cheese became moldy] Nobody knew who it belonged to. Nobody touched it, nobody threw it away. So there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day. And then, one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life. [Darren puts his finger on the Cheese] Darren had the Cheese Touch! It was worse than nuclear cooties. He became an outcast. [Darren cries in the hallway] The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch was by passing it on to someone else. [Darren touches an unsuspecting girl, thus giving her the Cheese Touch] And so began the Cheese Touch frenzy! Friend turning on friend, brother turning on sister, it was madness! Until, a German exchange student named Dieter Müller took it away. Sadly for Dieter, that fact was lost in translation. Thankfully, he moved back to Düsseldorf, and took the Cheese Touch with him. [Flash forward to the present] And so the Cheese sits, patiently waiting for its next victim."
"This is a terrible place!"
"Hey, guys. Wanna see my secret freckle? Check it out, [singsong voice] it’s got a hair in it!"
"I guess this is where all the cool guys hang out."
"Wanna have a tickle fight?"
"[grunts] Come on! What are you waiting for, huh? Don't be such a wuss, Heffley. Make your move!"
"Don't make me beat you up again!"
"Can I wrestle with somebody Good Now?"
"It's completely barbaric. This place is an intellectual wasteland, but it's nice to meet a person more interested in his mind than his body."
"You rejected the school paper, but you joined the Safety Patrol? Are you working your way down the evolutionary ladder?"
"You know, Patty? One day you'll wake up and all the things you thought were important won't be anymore."
"So, look. Mom asked me to give you some advice about middle school. It's real simple: don't talk to anyone, don't look at anyone, don't go anywhere, don't sit down, don't raise your hand, don't go to the bathroom, don't get noticed, don't choose the wrong locker, don't... [sighs] Who am I kidding? You'll be dead or homeschooled by the end of the year anyway. [patting Greg's head] And don't be seen with Rowley."
"What did I tell you would happen if you ever went into my room again?"
"It's the bass solo, Turd Burglar! Don't you know anything about music? Listen, I came here to get a new drumstick, and now Greg, since Mom and Dad are gone, I'm going to kill you. Literally kill you!"
"[to Rowley] Beat it."
"What? [Greg run offs. Rowley holds onto to Rodrick's leg to stop him] Let go, baby hippo!"
"I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons."
"How to be wimp cool."
"Wimp is in!"
"It's not a diary, it's a movie!"
"It's not a movie, it's a survival guide."
"Zachary Gordon as Greg Heffley"
"Robert Capron – Rowley Jefferson"
"Devon Bostick – Rodrick Heffley"
"Rachel Harris – Susan Heffley"
"Steve Zahn – Frank Heffley"
"Chloë Grace Moretz – Angie Steadman"
"Karan Brar – Chirag Gupta"
"Grayson Russel – Fregley"
"Laine MacNeil – Patty Farrell"
"Connor Fielding and Owen Fielding – Manny Heffley"
"Alex Ferris as Collin Lee"
"Andrew McNee – Coach Malone"
"Rob LaBelle – Mr. Winsky"
"Alf Humphreys – Mr. Jefferson"
"Belita Moreno – Mrs. Norton"
"Harrison Houde – Darren Walsh"
"[dressed as Santa Claus] Santa did have a few drinks last night, so this ain't going to feel too good."
"[seeing a bull stomping its feet] Oh, I hate it when they do that."
"Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!"
"[Steve-O just puked after biting an apple that was in Preston's buttocks] You don't like apple and peanut butter?"
"[after Wee-Man is hit in the groin by a random apple thrown at him by Jeff Tremaine] See, I told you it's not that hard to get into film!"
"[As Bam pees in front of a jet engine blowing in his face] That's the story of Jackass, right there. Just pissing in the wind!"
"[Dressed as a mild-mannered, senior-citizen, with professional face make-up, accompanied by an elderly lady, and a willing, attractive, younger looking adult female in support] Hello, I'm Irving Zistman, this is my wife, and grandaughter, and today, I'm a really bad grandpa!"
"[After he runs through an obstacle course full of tasers and cattle prods] I change my mind. Stun guns are now the number one most thing that I hate now. Bulls are second, snakes are third. That sucked!"
"Get in the Lambo, shitbird!"
"[After Chris Pontius complains about being stung in the face by a scorpion] What did you think was going to happen?"
"[WAfter getting his tooth pulled out by a Lamborghini] Oh, I wish I could say that didn't suck!"
"[after Johnny Knoxville wrecks the lattice with the jet-ski] Shit! Dude, I know we shouldn't have done this at my fucking dad's house. He's already mad I'm fucking skipping school, he's gonna cut me off! That's coming out of my allowance."
"This is the kind of extreme shit most extreme dudes don't even think about."
"That had everything. It had shit, it had danger, it had puke. That's what this show's all about...and sex appeal."
"See, Dave doesn't understand: the more you freak out, the more you get stung. Idiot."
"[About to get hit between the legs, in a strained voice] I'm Steve-O, and [freezes up] Oh, fuck! Why do I have to be Steve-O?!"
"Hi, I'm Preston Lacy. And this is the Apple of my Ass."
"Johnny Knoxville as self"
"Bam Margera as self"
"Steve-O as self"
"Ryan Dunn as self"
"Chris Pontius as self"
"Ehren McGhehey as self"
"Preston Lacy as self"
"Dave England as self"
"Jason "Wee Man" Acuña as self"
"Brandon Novak as self"
"The Dudesons as self"
"Manny Puig as self"
"Loomis Fall as self"
"April Margera as self"
"Phil Margera as self"
"Jared Allen as self"
"Josh Brown as self"
"Mat Hoffman as self"
"Tony Hawk as self"
"Eric Koston as self"
"Sean William Scott as self"
"Rake Yohn as self"
"Mike Judge (as Beavis and Butt-head)"
"Will Oldham as self"
"Rip Taylor as self"
"Jeff Tremaine as self"
"Spike Jonze as self"
"Rick Kosick as self"
"Lance Bangs as self"
"Dimitry Elyashkevich as self"
"(hopping on a zipline) Well y'know, Boo Boo, I'm smarter than the average bear!"
"I can't take it, Boo Boo! Two days without a tasty treat to eat, and I have to sit up here while they're having a "Happy Birthday, Jellystone" party! (sniffs) And they have donuts... DONUTS!"
"Hello, Mr. Ranger, sir."
"I'm so smart and it hurts."
"Did you check the safety manual!"
"I wonder if he noticed the pie."
"This is your captain speaking. We'll reach our turtle target in about 2 minutes."
"[teaser trailer] Nice day for a pic-a-nic?"
"[after he and Yogi hear Ranger Smith coming] It's Mr. Ranger!"
"Yogi, we've been over this many times. Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food."
"You think I care about what the law says? Hmm? Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle?" Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? No. I care about power, you pinheads! And I'm gonna get it. Nobody knows this turtle exists. And nobody ever will."
"[first lines] Jellystone Park. One of the nation's oldest and most beautiful stretches of wilderness. For years, families have headed out from the busy city, eager to enjoy a little camping, fishing, and, of course, observing the park's natural wildlife. (I think.)"
"[closing lines] Ah, yes, Jellystone Park. A wonderful little piece of paradise, where families come and soak up the tranquility of nature. It's a place that-- [suddenly, some bushes rustle] Huh? [each of the picnic tables get dragged away by each rope attached to them] Never mind."
"[from trailer] From Warner Bros. Pictures."
"[from trailer] This Christmas."
"[from trailer] Go Wild."
"[from trailer] Go Yogi."
"[from trailer] in 3D."
"[from trailer] 3D fun."
"[from trailer] Hungry for more."
"[from trailer] Dan Aykroyd as Yogi."
"[from trailer] Justin Timberlake as Boo Boo."
"[from trailer] On December 17th."
"Original score composed by John Debney."
"Life's a pic-a-nic."
"Please do not feed the bears."
"All great things come in Bears."
"No bears were harmed in the making of this movie."
"Dan Aykroyd — Voice of Yogi Bear"
"Justin Timberlake — Voice of Boo-Boo"
"Anna Faris — Rachel"
"Tom Cavanagh — Ranger Smith"
"T.J. Miller — Ranger Jones"
"Nate Corddry — The Chief of Staff"
"Andrew Daly — Mayor Brown"
"Josh Robert Thompson — Narrator"
"You've had enough of me? You've had enough of me, you piece of shit? You screwed us all for a piece of ass? And you've had enough of me? Where is she? It's the oldest law in Cool World. I've never had to enforce it. You cross that line, I'll slap you around and make you piss like a puppy."
"Noids do not have sex with doodles. Right? Noids do not have sex with doodles!!"
"You do nothing, man. This place exists with or without you. You believe me, right? I'm not one of your creations."
"Let me tell you something about over there. It hurts over there. It's lonely over there. It's a war over there. They got 8 million ways for you to die on and they're all permanent. This is real for me, this with you. If I want to stay with you, I gotta go back."
"You know, sweetheart, you look good in flesh. It's almost a shame I gotta take you back. You are going back, you know?"
"Don't you get it? They're real. When they touch someone, they feel it. When they taste something, they REALLY taste it. And when they are... With a man! Woo!"
"You want to know what it is about you that really kicks my ass, Harris?"
"Well, howdy, Nails. As you see, there have been some changes around here. [Nails: You made out with a noid, you don't know what you are! Mark my words, girlie-pie! You leave here and it is trouble for you!] I'm leaving, pencil-dick! You just try and stop me!"
"I know that movie by heart. The girl gets everything by the end of it everything she every wanted."
"Can't let the neighbors push us around can."
"I'm made of ink, but I'm no dream."
"Audiences actually wanted a wilder, raunchier Cool World. The premiere audience I saw it with certainly did."
"Cool World is such a dangerous place to be in."
"There are two different worlds: The Real World and the Wacky, Animated World. Only one of them will survive."
"Holli Would if she could ...and she will."
"Gabriel Byrne as Jack Deebs, the cartoonist seemingly responsible for the creation of Cool World."
"Brad Pitt as Detective Frank Harris, a detective for the Cool World Police Department who is bent on catching Holli. Brad Pitt also provides Frank's voice in doodle form."
"Deirdre O'Connell as Isabelle Malley"
"Frank Sinatra, Jr. as Himself"
"Michele Abrams as Jennifer Malley"
"Janni Brenn–Lowen as Agatha Rose Harris"
"Marilyn Monroe (archival footage)"
"Kim Basinger as Holli Would, a femme fatale doodle who wishes to be real in the real world. Basinger also portrays her in live action."
"Charlie Adler as Nails, an anthropomorphic spider who serves as Frank's partner. He actually has four arms and two legs."
"Joey Camen as Interrogator No. 1/Slash/Holli's Door"
"Jenine Jennings as Craps Bunny"
"Michael Lally as Sparks"
"Maurice LaMarche as Interrogator No. 2/Mash/ Dr. Vincent "Vegas Vinnie" Whiskers/Super Jack. LaMarche also makes a cameo live-action appearance sitting at a bar."
"Candi Milo as Lonette/Bob"
"Patrick Pinney as Chico the bouncer"
"Gregory Snegoff as Bash"
"The Game is over"
"The game is up"
"3rd Mission. 3rd Dimension"
"Coming At You July 25"
"Antonio Banderas - Gregorio Cortez (the father of Carmen & Juni)"
"Carl Gugino - Ingrid Cortez (the mother of Carmen & Juni)"
"Alexa Vega - Carmen Cortez"
"Daryl Sabara - Juni Cortez, Carmen's younger brother"
"Ricardo Montalbán - Valentin Avellan (the maternal grandfather of Carmen & Juni)"
"Holland Taylor - Helga Avellan (the maternal grandmother of Carmen & Juni)"
"Mike Judge - Donnagon Giggles (the father of Gary & Gerti)"
"Matt O'Leary - Gary Giggles, Carmen's love interest"
"Emily Osment - Gerti Giggles, Gary's younger sister"
"Cheech Marin - Felix Gumm"
"Bobby Edner - Francis"
"Courtney Jines - Demetra"
"Robert Vito - Rez"
"Ryan Pinkston - Arnold"
"Danny Trejo - Isador "Machete" Cortez (the paternal uncle of Carmen & Juni)"
"Alan Cumming - Fegan Floop"
"Tony Shalhoub - Alexander Minion"
"Sylvester Stallone - Sebastian the Toymaker / His clones"
"Salma Hayek - Francesca Giggles"
"George Clooney - Devlin, the President of the United States"
"Steve Buscemi - Romero"
"Bill Paxton - Dinky Winks"
"Elijah Wood - The Guy"
"George Hurst - Uncle Gomez"
"James Paxton - Little Dink/Dinky Winks, Jr."
"Camille Chen - Processor"
"Selena Gomez - Waterpark Girl"
"Give ready to jam."
"Together, they just might save the world."
"The world you never be the same."
"Michael Jordan — Himself"
"Wayne Knight — Stan"
"Theresa Randle — Juanita"
"Bill Murray — Himself"
"Larry Bird — Himself"
"Thom Barry — James"
"Manner Washington — Jeffrey"
"Eric Gordon — Marcus"
"Penny Bae Bridges — Jasmine"
"Charles Barkley — Himself"
"Patrick Ewing — Himself"
"Shawn Bradley — Himself"
"Larry Johnson — Himself"
"Muggsy Bogues — Himself"
"Danny Ainge — Himself"
"Steve Kerr — Himself"
"Alonzo Mourning — Himself"
"Horace Grant — Himself"
"A.C. Green — Himself"
"Charles Oakley — Himself"
"Luc Longley — Himself"
"Cedric Ceballos — Himself"
"Derek Harper — Himself"
"Vlade Divac — Himself"
"Brian Shaw — Himself"
"Jeff Malone — Himself"
"Bill Wennington — Himself"
"Anthony Miller — Himself"
"Sharone Wright — Himself"
"Del Harris — Himself"
"Paul Westphal — Himself"
"Ahmad Rashad — Himself"
"Dan Castellaneta — Male Fan"
"Jim Rome — Himself"
"Patricia Heaton — Female Fan"
"Charles Hallahan — Baron's Team Owner"
"Billy West — Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd"
"Dee Bradley Baker — Daffy Duck, Taz, Bull"
"Danny DeVito — Mr. Swackhammer"
"Bob Bergen — Porky Pig, Tweety Bird, Marvin the Martian, Barnyard Dawg, Hubie, Bertie"
"Bill Farmer — Sylvester, Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn"
"June Foray — Granny, Witch Hazel"
"Maurice LaMarche — Pepé le Pew"
"Kath Soucie — Lola Bunny"
"Jocelyn Blue — Nerdluck Pound"
"Charity James — Nerdluck Blanko"
"June Melby — Nerdluck Bang"
"Catherine Reitman — Nerdluck Bupkus"
"Colleen Wainwright — Nerdluck Nawt, Sniffles"
"Darnell Suttles — Monstar Pound"
"Steve Kehela — Monstar Blanko, Announcer"
"Joey Camen — Monstar Bang"
"Dorian Harewood — Monstar Bupkus"
"T.K. Carter — Monstar Nawt"
"Frank Welker — Charles the Dog"
"Let's go save the planet."
"We gotta call 911."
"A potato gun? That's your big idea?"
"Well, whatever it is, we can't let 'em get to it. Everyone, gear up. We move on my command."
"[to Tom] We're in the middle of a battle, and you wanna play science fair? No way. We're going back in now... before our parents end up as alien zombies."
"Not so fast. I have a plan. Work with me here. Did Nana give anyone Mentos?"
"[to the giant-sized Skip with a potato gun] Hey! Down here, you prehistoric space scum!"
"They are home, but they are not alone."
"They came from upstairs."
"The Aliens vs. The Pearsons."
"Carter Jenkins as Tom Pearson"
"Austin Butler as Jake Pearson"
"Ashley Tisdale as Bethany Pearson"
"Ashley Boettcher as Hannah Pearson"
"Henri Young as Art Pearson"
"Regan Young as Lee Pearson"
"Robert Hoffman as Ricky Dillman"
"Kevin Nealon as Stuart Pearson"
"Doris Roberts as Nana Pearson"
"Tim Meadows as Sheriff Doug Armstrong"
"Gillian Vigman as Nina Pearson"
"Andy Richter as Nathan "Nate" Pearson"
"Malese Jow as Julie"
"Josh Peck as Sparks"
"J. K. Simmons as Skips"
"Thomas Haden Church as Tazer"
"Kari Wahlgren as Razor"
"[to Greg] This "Mom Bucks" thing is a gold mine muchacho. Better not ruin it for me."
"[to Greg as he threatens to call mom] REMINDER! You can't call if you're dead."
"[bitterly to Greg] You're my brother. But you'll never be my friend."
"[running with Greg's diary] "I can't believe my luck! I finally have Holly all to myself without Chirag, or anyone else!""
"Oh, honey, hi! Remember when we were young like this? And we used to dance and go to parties and stuff like that?"
"What did I say about being civil to one another?! That's all I asked of you! [as time passes] Well, you have blown it big time! Never been more embarrassed. Everyone we know was there. [emotionally] I have no idea how I'm gonna write my column this week. I feel like a complete fraud!"
"Rodrick, I've lived in this house for 10 years. I've locked that door 10,000 times because sometimes it's my only moment of privacy of the day. I know there was a lock on that door."
"[enters Greg's room; sternly to Greg] Greg. Two words: Bathroom… door."
"Zachary Gordon - Greg Heffley"
"Devon Bostick - Rodrick Heffley"
"Robert Capron - Rowley Jefferson"
"Rachael Harris - Susan Heffley"
"Steve Zahn - Frank Heffley"
"Connor and Owen Fielding - Manny Heffley"
"Peyton List - Holly Hills"
"Fran Kranz - Bill Walter"
"Karan Brar - Chirag Gupta"
"Grayson Russell - Fregley"
"Laine MacNeil - Patty Farrell"
"Terence Kelly - Grandpa Heffley"
"It's time to save the world."
"It's Game on or Game Over."
"Play for the planet."
"The Saga has ended"
"The Final Battle for The Earth"
"Virus Attacks"
"Adam Sandler — Sam Brenner"
"Kevin James — Will Cooper"
"— Violet van Patten"
"Peter Dinklage — Eddie Plant"
"— Ludlow Lamonsoff"
"Brian Cox — Admiral Porter"
"— Matty van Patten"
"— Lady Lisa"
"— 1st Lady Jane Cooper"
"— Professor Iwatani"
"It started with the wind, on a cold night, much like this. It was almost Christmas, but this Christmas was darker, less cheerful. But I still believed in Santa, in magic and miracles, and the hope that we could find joy again. But our village had given up on miracles, and on each other. They had forgotten the spirit of Christmas, the sacrifice of giving. And my family was no different. I tried to help them to believe again, but we were no longer the loving family I remembered. They too had given up. And eventually, so did I. And for the first time, I didn't wish for a miracle. I wished for them to go away. A wish I would come to regret. And that night, in the darkness of a howling blizzard... I got my wish. I knew Saint Nicholas was not coming this year. Instead, it was a much darker, more ancient spirit. The shadow of Saint Nicholas. It was Krampus. And as he had for thousands of years, Krampus came not to reward, but to punish, not to give, but to take. He, and his helpers. I could only listen as they dragged my family into the underworld, knowing that I would be next. But Krampus didn't take me that night... He left me, as a reminder of what happens when hope is lost, when belief is forgotten... and the Christmas spirit dies."
"I'm old enough to know when life is coming at me with its pants down."
"Linda: It's Christmas. Nothing bad is going to happen on Christmas!"
"You Better Watch Out."
"I knew there was going to be a bit of an uproar, but you know, I love Christmas, too. It’s a pro-Christmas film, but in order to get that point across, it sort of takes you through a waking nightmare. One of my biggest inspirations was A Christmas Carol, which is a ghost story, and a really scary nightmare if you think about it. It takes you through this nightmare in order to just reaffirm the true meaning of the holiday, and we really wanted to do something similar."
"Adam Scott — Tom Engel"
"Toni Collette — Sarah Engel"
"Emjay Anthony — Max Engel"
"Krista Stadler — Omi Engel"
"David Koechner — Howard"
"Allison Tolman — Linda"
"Conchata Ferrell — Aunt Dorothy"
"Stefania LaVie Owen — Beth Engel"
"Gideon Emery — Krampus (voice)"
"[at stock brokerage] Yes, I'd say it's a full-scale panic. Are you having a run on the bank there yet? Well, it's rather brutal here. We're advising our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns!"
"Long, isn't it?"
"Patently ridiculous"
"Still lurking about? Don't you people have homes?"
"Here they grow again."
"We warned you. Remember the rules. You didn't listen."
"Zach Galligan — Billy Peltzer"
"Phoebe Cates — Kate Beringer"
"John Glover — Daniel Clamp"
"Robert Prosky — Grandpa Fred"
"Robert Picardo — Forster, chief of security"
"Christopher Lee — Doctor Catheter"
"Haviland Morris — Marla Bloodstone"
"I got us a microwave pizza. [he puts the pizza on a black box which is usually a safe which is locked up tight instead of a microwave] And they disguised it as a microwave."
"This is an unplugged road trip."
"The only connection we're gonna do, is with each other."
"The pig's better potty trained than you, Greg."
"Greg Heffley! You are grounded for life! And I swear, never again will you play a video game as long as there is breath in my body."
"A Wimp Will Rise"
"Jason Drucker as Greg Heffley"
"Owen Asztalos as Rowley Jefferson"
"Charlie Wright as Rodrick Heffley"
"Alicia Silverstone as Susan Heffley"
"Tom Everett Scott as Frank Heffley"
"Wyatt and Dylan Walters as Manny Heffley"
"Joshua Hoover as Mac Digby"
"Christopher A. Coppola as Mr. Beardo"
"Kimberli Lincoln as Mrs. Beardo"
"Mira Silverman as Brandi Beardo"
"Mimi Gould as Meemaw"
"Just by a show of hands, how many people have a test that starts with the question, "True or false: Principal Dwight has three nipples"? [students laugh] Well that's a lot of you. Well it's false. Put false. I was born without nipples for your information, and it looks beautiful!"
"Lovely girl. Lovely singer. Handy with a knife, too."
"She is the screen is new golden-voiced darling!!"
"The All-Time Big-Time Musical!!"
"Warner Bros.' Love-Time Musical!"
"Warner Bros. All-Time Love-Time Musical Smash!!"
"It is Warner is All-Time, Big-Time Easter-Time Show!"
"Jack Carson - Doug Blake"
"Doris Day - Martha Gibson"
"Lee Bowman - Gary Mitchell (singing voice was dubbed by Hal Derwin)"
"Adolphe Menjou - Thomas Hutchins"
"Eve Arden - Vivian Martin"
"S. Z. Sakall - Felix Hofer"
"Selena Royle - Freda Hofer"
"Edgar Kennedy - Uncle Charlie (final film role)"
"Sheldon Leonard - Grimes"
"Franklin Pangborn - Sourpuss Manager"
"Ada Leonard - Herself"
"Frankie Carle - Himself"
"Iris Adrian - Peggy"
"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny & Tweety Bird (voice)"
"[after the Cinderella story wraps up] and they lived happily ever after. Well now Didn't that end nice? fairy tales always end like that don't they?... Bullshit! You wanna know why they ended like that? Because they were afraid to tell the truth. Do you want to see what happily ever after was really like? [angry] Okay I'll show you happily ever after! This is what it was like 20 years into that beautiful sunset. The kingdom continued to slide into bankruptcy because the Prince couldn't get out of bed long enough to run it properly. Cinderella started popping kids out of her belly like biscuits from an oversexed oven until her figure was shot, Morta and the stepsisters ran out of money and had to move into the castle, because that was the easiest way to support them. The prince took to fooling around with the local talent and got crabs, the stepsisters kept complaining, the kids kept crying, Morna nagged and bitched, the prince bitched and itched, and Cinderella grew old before her time, that kiddies is what "lived happily ever after" is really like!"
"[after a squirrel bites Jack's penis for humping it's tree] That's no way to collect nuts in May. [squirrel gives her the finger]"
"[after the judge asks her if she's really Mother Goose] You're fucking A right I am!"
"[preparing to tell the story of Jack and the Beanstalk] Well, um, I guess I'd better start at the fucking beginning."
"[as Jack and the frog hear strange noises at the giant’s castle] Why don’t you crawl under the door dummy?"
"[as Jack is about to suck the cow] Now wait a minute baby cakes your mother told you not to molest that cow anymore! She don't give for the little milk anyway."
"[after his frog climbs out of a woman's mouth] Wow that's what I call a h-h-headjob."
"[about his mother learning about trading the cow for the beans and beating him for it] Boy was she sore and now so is my ca-ca-ca- ass! Gee I wish I hadn't sold the cow just so I could suck on that gypsy's ti-ti-tits, [to his frog] Remember those tits, Froggy? [Froggy nods] Wow, those were the softest things I ev-ev-ev wow! [gets a boner] and those ni-ni-nipples oh boy that warm wet fu-fu-fuzzy little pu-pu-pussy, woo hoo hoo hoo shit, I get h-h-horny just thinking about her again w-w-wow!, watch out Froggy I'm gonna cu-cu-cu... [ejaculates out the window which splashes on the beans causing them to grow]"
"[after Little Red Riding Hood offers him money to let her pass] Screw thy shilling! Thy lush young body are trade for thy fare, sayeth I."
"[having sex with Little Red Riding Hood] Fucketh you harlot bitch, fucketh!"
"[yawning after having sex with Little Red Riding Hood] Thou it was a ripe annual fucketh Miss, thy firey cunt will stir pleasing memories, please if it pleases you proceed to yonder wedding."
"Bedtime Stories For Grown-Ups"
"Uncut, Uncensored & Incredibly Unsuitable for Children!"
"Hal Smith as Mother Goose (live action segments)"
"Frank Welker as Jack / Fairy Godmother / Prince / Additional voices"
"Richmond Johnson"
"Carol Piacente"
"Kelly Gordon"
"Lorenzo Music as Various"
"Hal Smith as Mother Goose"
"Well, that's splendid!"
"I promise not to rant or roar, and scourge the countryside anymore!"
"Radish so red. Radish so red. Plucked from the heart of your warm little bed. Sprinkled with salt on the top of your head. [eats radish] Delicious."
"The big feature show with a thousand surprises!"
"A NEW WORLD OF WALT DISNEY WONDERS! (original print media ad - all caps)"
"Walt Disney's AMAZING, NEW FULL-LENGTH FEATURE PRODUCTION (original print media ad - many caps)"
"Sequences in MULTIPLANE TECHNICOLOR (original print media ad - many caps)"
"MGM's splashy Technicolor musical!"
"See the amazing "Tom & Jerry" cartoon swimming spectacle with Esther!"
"Esther Williams as Katie Higgins."
"Fernando Lamas as André Lanet."
"Jack Carson as Windy Weebe."
"Charlotte Greenwood as Ma Higgins."
"Denise Darcel as Gigi Mignon."
"William Demarest as Pa Higgins."
"Donna Corcoran as Junior Higgins."
"Barbara Whiting as Suzie Higgins."
"Bunny Waters as Greta."
"Henri Letondal as Joubert."
"Paul Bryar as Pierre."
"Jack Raine as Stuart Frye."
"Richard Alexander as Egyptian Channel swimmer."
"Tudor Owen as Old Salt."
"Ann Codee as Mrs. Lanet."
"Darrell Wesley Clow as the Norwegian Swimmer."
"William Hanna as Tom Cat. (uncredited)"
"I fall in love too easily, I fall in love too fast."
"What makes the sunset? What makes the moon rise? Is it my love for you?"
"From the heart of a lonely poet, came a song for the girl he adored. 'Tho she tried very hard not to show it, she was terribly, terribly bored."
"Lola, baby... Forgotten you? Aw, honey, with the picture of you I've got in my mind, why even across the phone I can see every..."
"There's never been a musical to equal it!"
"On waves of song, laughter and romance!"
"It's a 21-Gun Musical Salute in Technicolor!"
"On waves of song ... laughter and romance! Two love-lost sailors on a four-day leave of fun and frivolity!"
"Frank Sinatra as Clarence “Brooklyn” Doolittle."
"Kathryn Grayson as Susan Abbott."
"Gene Kelly as Joseph “Joe” Brady."
"José Iturbi as Himself."
"Dean Stockwell as Donald Martin."
"Pamela Britton as Girl from Brooklyn."
"Rags Ragland as Police Sergeant. (credited as "Rags" Ragland)"
"Billy Gilbert as Café Manager."
"Henry O'Neill as Admiral Hammond."
"Carlos Ramirez as Carlos."
"Grady Sutton as Bertram Kraler."
"Leon Ames as Admiral's Aide. (reads citation for medals)"
"Sara Berner as Jerry Mouse. (uncredited)"
"Hi! I'm Dora! And I'm being chased by a herd of angry pygmy elephants. [to camera] Can you say "angry pygmy elephants"? [then swung on a vine and luckily ended up out of the way as she came behind the elephants as they charged away from her] Better luck next time, angry elephants."
"Golden poison frog. Its skin is lethally toxic and can cause full-body paralysis. [to the camera] Can you say "severe neurotoxicity"? Bye, deadly frog. Have a nice day."
"Come on, Boots. If you just believe in yourself, anything is possible."
"I have to keep going no matter what."
"[to Alejandro] You were wrong about me, Alejandro. I'm not a know-it-all. But by now, I do know you. I knew that you would follow us in here, and I knew that you would let us take all the risk for you. I knew the final Inca test would carry dire consequences for those who should fail it, which is why we are over here, and you, well, you're standing right there."
"[during the animated sequence] Everyone is here! [the Grumpy Old Troll, Isa, Tico, Benny, and the Fiesta Trio appear]"
"[to Dora] You are way more energetic than I remember."
"[Dora: I don't think this is a jungle puzzle. This is a puquio.] [Sammy: What the flip is a puquio?] It's an ancient underground aqueduct. Inca engineers built some of the most elaborate irrigation systems ever devised. Water, from above, using gravity."
"[during the animated sequence] [Dora: I'm sure this will pass, it's fine.] Fine? Are you kidding me? This is incredible! [swings on a vine]"
"[looks at pictures on the wall] What is that? Some sort of ancient Inca group hug?"
"Ancient Inca group hug for the win, guys!"
"[first lines] You... into astronomy?"
"I can hold my breath for 7 minutes."
"Why did I take Mandarin? What are you guys saying?"
"We're gonna die out here."
"[Sammy: What is happening?!] It's the curse! The curse is gonna perish us! We're gonna perish all over the place!"
"I'm hit! They hit me! I'm bleeding out! I'm losing life force! [Diego: Oh, no, no, no! No, it's a juice box. It's just a juice box.]"
"Excuse me."
"It's a jungle puzzle."
"Look, I was wrong about jungle puzzles. Okay? There's no such thing as a jungle puzzle."
"It's a jungle puzzle. It's a real... freaking... jungle puzzle. That is so awesome! I'm sorry I doubted you, movies."
"There's something really icy between you two. Was it the Disco Dork-a Dance? [Dora: Well, I'm glad you brought it up.] I'm just kidding. I don't actually care."
"Who are you? Why are you smart? And what are you doing in my school?"
"Not sure if I made myself clear earlier, but if you're going to take a shot at the queen, you better not miss. There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded animal. [Dora: A lot of things are more dangerous than a wounded animal. A healthy one for a start.] Stop. Just stop. I'm watching you."
"My parents did not sign a permission slip for the jungle! Why are we here?! Where's the museum?! Why, why, why?!"
"[Alejandro: Are you kids okay?] [Randy: (throws up off the side of the van) Not really.] "Not really"? Understatement of the century. I was just kidnapped by bad guys and a fox with a mask. Everyone saw that, right? Like, why does that fox have to remain anonymous? Who is gonna recognize one specific fox?!"
""Okay"? Okay? No, I'm not okay, okay? I want to go home! I want to be staring at my phone, in an ice-cold room, drinking a frozen coffee beverage! And I know that makes me sound real basic, but that is what I want! Oh, and by the way, the poo song lied. Yeah, it was totally dangerous, arrows rained down on me. I hate it here! Uh! Uh! And I can't even storm off 'cause this jungle will eat me!"
"No more songs!"
"Look, I'm really sorry, Dora. [Dora: It's fine. It's fine, Sammy.]"
"[Randy: It's the Lost Guardians of Parapata.] [Alejandro: Ridiculous! There are no Lost Guardians! I made them up!] No, they're super real, bro."
"[repeated line] Oh, man!"
"Everything you are about to see is true. Except that foxes don't swipe. That is a hurtful stereotype. Brought to you by... The Fox Council of Americas. Thank you. Gracias."
"[showing up as Powell whistles for him] Swiper at the ready! [Powell: Whatever happens, get that map.] Swiper, yes, swiping."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… man! I'm stuck upside-down."
"Open this door, man! I'm not joking, man!"
"[singing] Guarding the gate, I'm guarding the gate, Swiper is guarding the gate."
"Say goodbye to your little friend!"
"Adiós, losers!"
"And you'll never find it now, man!"
"Get off me, monkey!"
"Oh, man, the indignity."
"[first lines] Dora, it is you! [Dora: Who are you?] I'm a friend of your parents. I'm rescuing you, Dora. Come with me if you want to live!"
"All those that seek Parapata... shall surely perish."
"I ate chile con carne!"
"[during the animated sequence] I don't need these clothes anymore! [strips from his clothes and runs off in the forest, fully naked]"
"Stop pulling levers, Randy! [Randy: I'm trying to find the off switch!]"
"Can you all shut up back there?! I've had to listen to your mindless positivity for three days! Your relentless good nature spirit is a holy nightmare! So just shut up. Shut up! [Elena: We're so sorry about that...] SHUT UP! No more talking! And definitely no more singing."
"[Randy: It's the Lost of Guardians of Parapata.] Ridiculous! There are no lost guardians! I made them up! [Sammy: No, they're super real, bro.]"
"[last lines, singing during the ending song Hooray! We did it!] Can someone get me out of here?"
"English Teacher: Where did you transfer from, Dora?"
"Mean Kid: Oh, hey, look. The Dork-as multiplied."
"Boots the Monkey: You're not a kid… but you're not a grown-up either, Dora. You're a teenager. It's a super confusing time. But the fact is you're right - you can't do it by yourself. Good news is you have friends now. And together, anything is possible."
"Princess Kawillaka: [in Quechua language after Swiper steals the golden idol of Parapata] He has angered the Gods."
"Isabela Moner as Dora Márquez, a 16-year-old jungle explorer and the main protagonist from Dora the Explorer. She is Cole and Elena's daughter and Diego's cousin. Moner also voices Dora in the animated scene."
"Eugenio Derbez as Alejandro Gutierrez, a treasure hunter who introduces himself as a professor at the National University of San Marcos. However, he ends up being the boss of the mercenaries. Some of his known treasure heists include the Crown Jewels of the Ivory Coast and the Comtesse de Vendome. Derbez also voices Alejandro in the animated scene."
"Michael Peña as Cole Márquez, a jungle explorer, Dora's father, and Diego's uncle."
"Eva Longoria as Elena Márquez, a jungle explorer, Dora's mother, and Diego's aunt."
"Jeff Wahlberg as Diego, Dora's cousin and the main protagonist of Go, Diego, Go! who becomes Sammy's boyfriend. Wahlberg also voices Diego in the animated scene."
"Madeleine Madden as Sammy Moore, a teenage girl who is friends with Dora, Diego and Randy and becomes Diego's girlfriend. Madden also voices Sammy in the animated scene."
"Nicholas Coombe as Randy Warren, a teenage boy who is friends with Dora, Diego and Sammy and has a crush on Dora. Coombe also voices Randy in the animated scene."
"Temuera Morrison as Powell, a mercenary who serves as Alejandro's second-in-command."
"Christopher Kirby as Viper, a mercenary who had a history of being "yo-yo'd"."
"Natasa Ristic as Christina X, a female mercenary."
"Christopher Rawlins as a mercenary."
"Adriana Barraza as Abuelita Valerie, Dora and Diego's grandmother."
"Pia Miller as Sabrina, Dora's aunt and Diego's mother."
"Joey Vieira as Nico, Dora's uncle and Diego's father."
"Q'orianka Kilcher as Princess Kawillaka, the ruler of Parapata."
"Danny Trejo as Boots the Monkey"
"Benicio del Toro as Swiper the Fox"
"as Backpack"
"as Animal Vocal Effects"
"No one in this family has any imagination!"
"Can't, I'm busy on Tuesdays... from now, until always."
"You call THAT driving?!"
"I'm sorry but I'm afraid we need this bike."
"Jordana Beatty as Judy Moody."
"Parris Mosteller as James "Stink" Moody."
"Heather Graham as Aunt Opal Moody."
"Janet Varney as Mrs. Kate Moody."
"Kristoffer Winters as Mr. Richard Moody."
"Jaleel White as Mr. Todd."
"Preston Bailey as Franklin "Frank" Pearl."
"Taylar Hender as Amy Namey."
"Bobbi Sue Luther as Young Woman in movie."
"Hunter King as Priscilla Granger."
"Ashley Boettcher as Jessica Finch."
"Robert Costanzo as Mr. Birnbaum."
"Sharon Sachs as Mrs. Birnbaum."
"Garrett Ryan as Rockford "Rocky" Zang."
"Jackson Odell as Zeke."
"Cameron Boyce as Hunter."
"Paul Kvinsland as Himself."
"[about Spitz] A pack can only have one leader. Spitz has had enough."
"[narrating] There's a place in these mountains where a new breed of timber wolf roams, wiser than men or wolf, because of the dog that runs at the head of a pack. Now... they live without fear, raise their young and flourish."
"but now I say that you are a wonderful snow dog. you are now part of the pack"
"This is a map of the Yukon. My son was always reading adventure stories, crazy about the news coming out of the Yukon. Wasn't the gold, he didn't care about that, it was the mountains. He spent all day looking at maps and pictures of the mountains, dreaming about was on the other side, places no one had been, wild places. We could go, you and me, see what's out there. What do you think?"
"[last lines of the film; narrating] Some say that's the legend. Not so. You see, I knew him once, when he was just a dog at a men side. And even all this land is his, every summer, when he comes down to the valley, he remembers kind hands and old masters... before he went to his own... became his own master... before he heard the call."
"I came all the way out here! You knew something, didn't you? You wanted it all for yourself! Where is it? Where's the gold?"
"[last words before his death] Oh, you know this, do you? Good. You see it, boy? You see it? Good."
"Harrison Ford as John Thornton."
"Omar Sy as Perrault."
"Dan Stevens as Hal."
"Karen Gillan as Mercedes."
"Bradley Whitford as Judge Miller."
"Colin Woodell as Charles."
"Cara Gee as Françoise."
"Scott MacDonald as Dawson."
"Same thing that brought me the first time: I've come to look after the Banks children."
"Everything is possible, even the impossible."
"Nothing. Such a useful word, isn't it? It can mean anything and everything."
"In a place we hold dear, where wonder once lived... but soon from above, a new story begins."
"This Christmas, when you lose your way, just remember the magic always returns."
"[holding Jerry's tiny card] Oh, wow. This is so detailed."
"We could hire an exterminator, or we can leverage millions of years of predatory evolution."
"That Rodentia is toast."
"I think I might have just pulled this off."
"That is a wanted dead or alive, and your stick figure of a mouse, and your Es are backwards. It is never going to work."
"You guys got to stop fighting. It's like you have been doing this for years."
"Stay calm, everyone."
"This hotel has been hosted to four presidents, three popes, two kings, and one queen."
"If a picture of this mouse is tweeted out to Insta BookFace or Ticky Tok, we will be ruined."
"This is insane."
"That is probably a scream of delight."
"Could he wear a jaunty hat? That would be adorable."
"Tom is an employee! He has a name tag!"
"Well, this is a disaster."
"Best of Enemies. Worst of Friends."
"A Major Commotion Picture."
"Rolling Into Theaters."
"Blowing Up in Real Life."
"Real World. New Twists."
"Chloë Grace Moretz as Kayla"
"Michael Peña as Terrence"
"Colin Jost as Ben"
"Rob Delaney as Mr. DuBros"
"Ken Jeong as Jackie"
"Pallavi Sharda as Preeta"
"Jordan Bolger as Cameron"
"Patsy Ferran as Joy"
"Kaiji Tang, André Sogliuzzo as Tom and Jerry"
"William Hanna as Tom and Jerry (uncredited)"
"Bobby Cannavale as Spike"
"Nicky Jam as Butch"
"Lil Rel Howery as Tom's shoulder devil and angel"
"The Plastic Cup Boyz:"
"Jeff Bergman as Droopy"
"Utkarsh Ambudkar as Real Estate Rat"
"Tim Story as Pigeon Announcer"
"Ben Shepard and Kate Garraway as Cecil and Malcolm"
"[slowly and carefully] I know you can't understand me, but put down the stapler or I will electrocute you!"
"It's the jellies! It's that thing, you know, you feel it when you really believe in something, despite everyone telling you that you're wrong."
"Harry faked his own death. Or...somebody else faked Harry's death. Or...Harry faked somebody else's death. That last one didn't work at all. But the first 2 did are real contenders."
"[looks at Mr. Mime] Oh! Ooh. Ew. That. It's a Mr. Mime. They're the worst. Silent but annoying."
"[about Dr. Laurent, later referring to Psyduck] Maybe this doctor could weigh in the long-term psychological effects of being strapped into a baby seat next to a bomb!"
"That's why Mewtwo took Harry. It was revenge for being captured."
"What is this? [runs to the edge of the bridge] I know this place. [flashback] This is the scene of the crash. What is that? [picks up a Greninja star] Greninja stars. [another flashback] Roger must've sent the Greninjas to cause the crash, which... which means... Mewtwo was trying to protect us? [yet another flashback] [Howard: Advanced holographic imaging. It allows us to see things that they cannot or don't want us to see] Wait. Howard would've seen this in his hologram. Oh no. No no no no. Tim! [runs for Ryme City]"
"No. Tim said Volt Tackle is my best move. Let's do this Pokémon battle thing right! [charges Mewtwo and faints]"
"[to Howard] I didn't need to defeat you. I just needed to distract you."
"Harry's not dead. If his Pokémon partner is still alive, that means he is too."
"[recognizes Pikachu] You're Harry's Pokémon partner?"
"I will never smell your finger."
"I should've gotten on that train."
"[about Lucy] I literally just met someone. She was a junior reporter at CNM. She was doing a story on Harry. I think she knows more than she let on."
"[about Mr. Mime] I think the trick is getting inside his head."
"Mewtwo didn't cause the crash."
"[to a Bulbasaur] I need to get Pikachu to a healer Pokémon. Please. I'm begging you. I don't wanna lose him too."
"[as she walks slowly down the stairs] Stories like this spread fear, and they're afraid of fear. But I don't fear fear. I walk the walk, and I talk the talk, and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get the honest scoop, and that's the hard truth."
"Tim! How am I suppose to break the news when the guy who runs the news IS the breaking news?!"
"From all our citizens, welcome to Ryme City."
"Imagine being able to evolve into the best possible version of yourself. That greatness inside you just waiting to be awoken."
"[in Pikachu's flashback] Advanced holographic imaging. It allows us to see things that they cannot or don't want us to see."
"[defeated] What have you done?!"
"The transfer worked. My body's in the chair, but my mind is in Mewtwo."
"Well done, Tim. You and Harry's Pikachu led me straight to Mewtwo. [starts hovering]"
"All your father had to do was take the money and walk away. But he started asking questions. I had to stop him."
"I had no choice! He tracked the R to the battles, traced it back to Dr. Laurent, and then he and his Pikachu helped Mewtwo escape! [holds Tim back]"
"This was never about curing me! I have found a path forward for all of us! Mewtwo has the power to transfer the soul of a human into the body of a Pokémon as long as the Pokémon are in a crazed state. The R gas takes care of that."
"People of Ryme City, I've finally discovered a cure! Not just for me, but for all of humanity! Pokémon can evolve into better versions of themselves, and now so can you! Humans and Pokémon, merged into one!"
"[hears an explosion and sees Pikachu] Harry's Pikachu. [flies to Pikachu] You think you can stand in the way of the future? I am the future!"
"Finish him, Ditto!"
"[to Pikachu] Harry's son is finished!"
"[flies back up, grabs Pikachu by the neck] A feeble effort. A Pikachu cannot defeat Mewtwo in battle."
"[sees Tim about to remove the neural link from Howard] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'm sorry, we're not a tabloid. Which means that we don't report on rumors, gossip, or hearsay. It's not news if it can't be verified. You want a story, find a source. Oh, and pro tip: a reasonable sense of fashion."
"They're outside. [escapes the lab]"
"I've been waiting for you."
"[after healing Pikachu] You brought the son to me as agreed."
"[to Pikachu] You've done well. Humanity is evil. I've always believed Pokémon are..."
"[to Tim] Run!"
"I will undo what has been done. [undoes Howard's wrongdoings]"
"There is one last thing I must fix."
"[referring to Harry Goodman] The father you have been looking for has been with you all along."
"[to Pikachu, again] You've done well. Humanity is evil. But you have shown me that not all humans are bad. Harry Goodman, your Pikachu offers its body to save your mind. There is a son. With the son's return, I can repair the father. Your memory will be gone, but your heart will know who you are. I take this body so that you might live. Return with the son."
"Sebastian: The guy you are looking for wanted to know the source of R. [coughs] It comes from the doctor. That's all I know. Now let me go!"
"Lieutenant Yoshida: Tim, this job, it demands a lot. [referring to Harry] But you were on his mind everyday. He loved you more than anything else in the world."
"Dr. Laurent: [last words] We're losing power in the containment chamber!"
"Justice Smith as Tim Goodman"
"Ryan Reynolds as Detective Pikachu"
"Kathryn Newton as Lucy Stevens"
"Ken Watanabe as Detective Hideo Yoshida"
"Bill Nighy as Howard Clifford"
"Suki Waterhouse as Ms. Norman/Ditto"
"Omar Chaparro as Sebastian"
"Chris Geere as Roger Clifford"
"Rita Ora as Dr. Ann Laurent"
"Karan Soni as Jack"
"Josette Simon as Tim's grandma"
"Rina Hoshino and Kotaro Watanabe as Mewtwo"
"Rachael Lillis as Jigglypuff"
"What if you found someone so full of love that it made you feel like you could do anything?"
"I wish you were big and strong, and the world can't hurt us."
"People don't like things different. There are no other dogs like you."
"This dog is killing me."
"[Emily: Shouldn't we try to hide him, or something?] It's New York, no one will notice."
"This is the craziest thing I've ever seen. And I've been to Burning Man."
"[after Clifford farts] This is what killed the dinosaurs!"
"Siobhan, he's with us. Put the down."
"Mr. Jarvis: [after Clifford saves him from falling] Your dog just saved my life!"
"Mr. Bridwell: [to Emily] Isn't technology amazing? People say it's quite like magic. So if you'll excuse me, I have some other people I need to help. After all, your not the only person in the world who "isn't" looking for a pet"
"Jack Whitehall — Uncle Casey"
"— Emily Elizabeth"
"— Mr. Tieran"
"— Mr. Packard"
"— "Russ T" the Veterinarian"
"John Cleese — Mr. Bridwell"
"To many more seasons of the Rescue Rangers."
"Life is the worst. Which is why you need good insurance. Look, I'm not gonna put on the hard sell, but in my experience, bad things happen all the time. They happen without warning. Sometimes from the last place you'd expect it, and you're left to pick up the pieces. So, you have to protect yourself. If you're prepared for the worst, the worst isn't so bad. So, why risk it? It's my job to pull the wool off your eyes... figuratively."
"A message on my landline. I don't like that."
"You look different."
"Come over to try and help Monty, ambush me, talking about a reboot, think they can squeeze a dollar out of essentially nothing. He's the one that quit the show in the first place. I've been fine without it. It's garbage. Total garbage. That's why it's better to not even have friends."
"Remember that animation style where everything looked real but nothing looked right?"
"Huh. At least that's gone."
"Pooj, the Fat Honey Bear? Ugh."
"You know, the morning I met you when we were just kids at the cafeteria... I never told you this, but I begged my mom to let me stay home from school because I didn't have any friends. I was so scared and alone. And I was lost. Just like you, Dale. And I needed you more than you needed me. All these years, I... I let you feel like you were second banana because I wanted to feel like first banana. I was nothing without you. So that night when… In the trailer when… when you told me about Double-0 Dale, I... I just should have told you that. I shouldn't have treated you that way. I'm sorry, Dale."
"[narrating] Okay, what's the first thing that pops into your head when I say Chip n' Dale? I'm willing to bet it's Thomas Chippendale, the London-based cabinet maker from the 1700s. Sick cabinet, Thomas! But I bet the second thing that pops into your head are these guys. [image of chip and dale dancers are shown] But certainly, third would be those rascally cartoon chipmunks, Chip 'n Dale, or should I say Chip and me? And it all started the day we met, when I had to join (us information) a new school in the middle of third grade."
"I haven't thought about it in a while. I should give him a call. See how life's treating him."
"Looks like I just took us from outside the club to the V.I.P. room."
"So you're saying the Rescue Rangers are back!"
"All right. Think, Dale, think. Gadget is stuck in a lantern. Lanterns provide light by using fire. Fire is really cool, but also really dangerous. Someone is in a dangerous situation. Oh, like that time I dropped a bowling ball on my toe. Ellie has ten toes and she probably likes Thai food. Ellie is tied up and in danger, and Chip is with her! It was Putty working with Sweet Pete the whole time! I cracked it! I'm coming, guys!"
"[being bootlegged with Dumbo ears] Mates!"
"Oh, Chipper, they Dumbo'd me."
"Honey, someone's doing a cool pose in the driveway."
"Dale, old chum. The sight of you lights my heart aglow."
"Look at all of these parts."
"Hey, Putty. Don't be so fragile."
"You two really are the worst actors in Hollywood! [laughs evilly]"
"[after being bootlegged] I'm gonna wreck stuff!"
"[to Chip and Dale after they arrived at Sweet Pete's building] We're here."
"Ugh! Stupid glass. OK, I'm out. [runs off]"
"[last words as he's defeated] Any last words? What? I can't hear you! No? OK, bye-bye, you're dead! [yelling]"
"By the axe of Ucarga, you'll submit to me!"
"[to Baloo] Wow! Yo, man, it's you!"
"I know you. [Chip: Oh, no!] [Dale: We're cooked!] You're the Rescue Rangers. I'm a huge fanboy!"
"John Mulaney — Chip"
"Andy Samberg — Dale"
"Kiki Layne — Ellie Steckler"
"Will Arnett — Sweet Pete"
"Eric Bana — Monterey Jack"
"Flula Borg — DJ Herzogenaurach"
"Dennis Haysbert — Zipper"
"Keegan-Michael Key — Bjornson the Cheesemonger / Frog Co-Worker"
"Tress MacNeille — Gadget"
"Tim Robinson — Ugly Sonic"
"Seth Rogen — Bob the Viking / Pumbaa / Mantis / B.O.B."
"J.K. Simmons — Captain S. Putty"
"Da'Vone McDonald — Jimmy the Polar Bear"
"Akiva Schaffer — E.T. / Mr. Natural"
"Jim Cummings — Fat Cat / Pete / Darkwing Duck / Pooj / Tiger"
"Chris Parnell — Dave Bollinari"
"Jeff Glen Bennett — Lumiere"
"Steven Chapman — Baloo"
"Jorma Taccone — Batman"
"Charles Fleischer — Roger Rabbit / Chipmunks TV Announcer"
"David Tennant — Scrooge McDuck"
"Paul Rudd — Himself"
"That was totally awesome!"
"Okay, yes, crocodiles can bite through bone and, yes, they have a taste for human flesh, but he's not like that. He wears a scarf and he can sing."
"You must be the new tenants. I see that you've met my crocodile. He's an extraordinary talent. His name is Lyle."
"[as Lyle is licking him] I miss you, too!"
"Who wants to be safe? No-no-no safe is a repellent little word, exponge it from your mind! We are here to live, yes? And living is a dangerous business, my friend!"
"Nothing could be of less importance than what other people think. Let people stare! For once in their dreary lives, they have something wonderful to look at; Look! Look!"
"Winslow Fegley — Josh*"
"Javier Bardem — Hector"
"Shawn Mendes — Lyle"
"Constance Wu — Mrs. Primm"
"Scoot McNairy — Mr. Primm"
"Brett Gelman — Grumps"
"Ego Nwodim — Carol"
"Lyric Hurd — Trudy"
"Jason Kravits — Cy"
"He knows every scale."
"It's a jungle out there."
"I know that change can be scary, but it can also be exciting."
"Let's start our new life."
"A land filled with adventure."
"Oh, Morgan I’m so sorry. I wished for a fairytale life and it’s all gone terribly wrong."
"You know, there's only room for one villain in this town."
"You are a true daughter of Andalasia. Because, you are my daughter Morgan."
"If I learned anything from meeting a princess on a billboard, is that sometimes you just have to take a leap."
"Time to be heroes."
"Congratulations on the increasing size of your progeny."
"If this world is not to your liking, then you must change it."
"Something's going on with her, and I wanna know what."
"Oh, Giselle, what have you done?"
"As you can see, Giselle, everyone has their place. Once you found where you fit, Monroeville can be whatever you wish."
"You're hilarious. Delusional, but hilarious."
"Pip: What if I told you ever after wasn’t the end of their story?"
"Pip’s Child #1: Huh? But, we’ve heard this story a million times. That’s how it always ends."
"Pip: Uh-uh-uh. You’ve only heard part of the story, you see, it turns out New York wasn’t Giselle’s happily ever after at all. Well, I’m not too proud of my part in this one, but if you two get into bed, I’ll read it to you. This story begins where the old one left off. "In the kingdom of New York after ever after"…"
"Pip’s Child #1: After? But, there is no "after" after "happily ever after"."
"Pip’s Child #2: Yeah, you just got married then nothing ever happens to you again."
"Pip: Oh, well, not in this world. Over there, things would never stop happening. For Giselle, a few years went by. Morgan sprouted up, and eventually, Robert and Giselle had a baby, a beautiful girl named Sofia. And for one moment, Giselle truly had it all. And that’s when things began to change. First, with all the baby stuff, their castle in the sky shrunk two sizes and then, life got so busy, it felt like a sleeping curse every single night. But, the hardest part of all is Morgan, she entered a world what they call "a teenager". And it felt to Giselle like she had set out to a faraway place where she could never go. With so much change, Giselle started feeling maybe life in the kingdom of New York wasn’t such a fairytale after all. Then, she saw a sign and realized that their happily ever after might be somewhere else. So, Giselle & Robert began their quest for "a new happily ever after"."
"Giselle: Robert."
"Robert: My sweet Giselle. You’ve come back to me."
"Giselle: I’m so sorry. I don’t want minions. Nancy! Where’s Edward?"
"Nancy: He stayed behind to protect Andalasia."
"Giselle: Oh no."
"Nancy: Please, we have to hurry! The magic is disappearing! We have to stop this or everything Andalasian will die."
"Robert: And that means that you… will?"
"Giselle: No. No, I… I can fix this."
""Evil Queen": Stop! I wouldn’t if I were you."
"Giselle: Morgan!"
"Tyson: Mother! What are you doing?"
""Evil Queen": Oh, relax, darling. It’s just a little sleeping incantation. Actually, it was only meant for Giselle, but this’ll do."
"Giselle: Malvina, you have to undo it!"
""Evil Queen": Oh, and I shall. Your helpful scroll explained at the last stroke of midnight, your wish is permanent. And I like this world. So, you’re going to drop that wand and let the clock strike, and then, she’ll be free."
"Giselle: But, if I do that, Andalasia dies."
""Evil Queen": And if you don’t do it, she dies."
"Giselle: No!"
"Robert: Cease, evil witch!"
""Evil Queen": Oh, Robert. Don’t you think you’re being a little harsh."
"Giselle: Malvina, please, this isn’t you."
""Evil Queen": It is now. Just as YOU WISHED IT!"
"Giselle: Morgan."
"Giselle: Oh! I feel weak!"
"Morgan: What’s happening? Are you okay?"
"Giselle: I don’t know."
""Evil Queen": Isn’t it marvelous when two worlds come together in such harmony?"
"Giselle: When the clock strikes twelve, the spell will be set."
"Robert: No! This is not how it ends."
"Tyson: I’m coming with you!"
""Evil Queen": Some heroes."
"Tyson: What do we do?"
"Robert: It can’t strike midnight!"
""Evil Queen": It’s like a wish come true."
"Morgan: Please, hold on."
"Giselle: I’m so sorry. This is all my fault."
"Morgan: No, no, no. There has to be something else that we can do."
"Giselle: I just wish… That piece of wand. Grab it."
""Evil Queen": Tick tock, tick tock!"
"Giselle: Morgan, you can’t break magic. Listen to me. You have to make a new wish, Morgan. My magic is almost gone."
""Evil Queen": Oh, according to your droll little scroll, no one but a true Andalasian can use that broken piece of kindling. But, go for it."
"Morgan: She’s right. I can’t. I’m not a true daughter of Andalasia."
"Giselle: You are a true daughter of Andalasia. Because, you are my daughter, Morgan. And I’ll tell you, how I absolutely know. It’s how I’d make a world for you, that never breaks your heart, where you can grow and thrive, and your every wish can flower. I will always love you, Morgan. I’m so proud of how I know you’ll carry on. I’ve known a lot of magic in my life, but never anything as strong, Love Power. My love for you has power. And you’ll have it there inside you when I’m gone."
"Morgan: No. No."
"Giselle: My love will be there. Ever after… When I’m…"
"Morgan: No! No! No, no, no, no! What do I wish for? Please! Please don’t go! Please don’t leave me! Please!"
"Pip: Giselle!"
"Morgan: What do I wish for?"
""Evil Queen": Tick tock! Tick tock! Wait, where are the chimes? Why isn’t it midnight? Why isn’t it midnight?"
"Morgan: I wish I was home… with my mom."
"Happily Never After."
"Amy Adams — Giselle/"Stepmother""
"— Robert Philip/"Knight""
"— Prince Edward"
"— Nancy Tremaine"
"— Malvina Monroe/"Evil Queen""
"Gabriella Baldacchino — Morgan Philip/"Stepdaughter""
"— Rosaleen/"Minion #1""
"— Ruby/"Minion #2""
"Kolton Stewart — Tyson Monroe/"Prince""
"Moose, Porcupine. Let’s go to the real world."
"With the crayon, anything is possible!"
"It's so beautiful. Look at all the friendly people."
"The real world is even cooler than I imagined it was going to be."
"We're going to figure out how to stop that guy. With this."
"Come on, everybody!"
"Real world, Here I come! (shouts Native American-like whooping)"
"Maybe he's being busy being real in the real world."
"That's deep."
"Zachary Levi — Harold"
"Benjamin Bottani — Mel"
"Zooey Deschanel — Terri"
"— Gary Natwick"
"— Porcupine"
"— The Narrator"
"Ravi Patel — Prasad"
"— Junior Detective Silva"
"— Detective Love"
"Seth Robbins — Oscar"
"Everything he draws is about to get real."
"[wet.] I'm not a stray, I'm just…lost."
"Sometimes, I get a scent. It's barely a trace on the wind. It smells like home. Then it's gone."
"[from the second trailer] I'm here to protect you, my brother."
"[from the third and final trailer] He's going to start a new kingdom."
"[remembers what Eshe says to him, says it to Sarabi.] Close your eyes. Tell me what you hear. What you feel."
"[from the third trailer] I will not bend to evil. We must fight together."
"I'm not king, not royal blood."
"As long as I'm king, my brother will have a place here. [Taka: Mufasa, I'm so…] But I won't ever say your name again. I can't...I won't!"
"[Taka: Then call me Scar - so I’ll never forget what I have done.] "Scar.""
"Operatic roaring while standing on Pride Rock like adult Simba at the end of the movie with his last line"
"[to Mufasa, when they just first met.] Hello, I’m Taka; son of Obasi! What’s your name? [Mufasa replies: Mufasa.]"
"[from the second trailer] I have a secret, Mufasa. I always wanted a brother."
"[jumps of the waterfall with Mufasa.] This was a bad idea!"
"[Mufasa: Taka, do not eat him.] [from the third and final trailer] Wonderful. Another we're not supposed to eat."
"You stole my destiny. Now this is yours."
"Then call me Scar - so that I can't forget what I have done. [Mufasa: "Scar."] Your majesty. [then walks away.]"
"It’s time I tell you a story. A story of a cub not much bigger than you."
"[from the first trailer] This story begins far beyond the mountains and the shadows on the other side of the light. A lion was born without a drop of nobility in his blood, a lion who would change our lives forever."
"[from the second trailer] Long before they became legends, Mufasa and the prince, who would come to be known as "Scar," became brothers."
"[from the third and final trailer] If you take my life, you will never find where you are going."
"I am not a baboon, I am a mandrill."
"We are nearing destiny, Mufasa. And so the earth must shake."
"[from the first trailer] Destiny awaits you."
"It's not about what you were, it's what you will become."
"It is your time, Mufasa."
"[from the second trailer and his most famous quote] The Circle is broken. There will be one Lion King."
"[from the third and final trailer] We have come to rule without mercy."
"Everything the light touches belongs to me."
"Blood for blood!"
"[last words] I didn’t kill him… you did."
"So you two defeated Scar (instead of Simba)? And then you ate him (instead of the hyenas)? [Timon: Honestly, one of the best meals I ever had.] My dad told me he defeated Scar."
"Rafiki, keep going!"
"[yelling] QUIET!!!"
"I will take care of you...forever. Little one, let me tell you a story. A story of a great king."
"MUFASA, RUN!!!"
"They were huge, white as ghosts, like nothing I've seen before."
"Mufasa, you and Taka together. That is home."
"Taka, your moment of courage will come."
"I told you to wait for me! [Taka: But we can't just leave him here.] Rules are rules, Taka. The king will never accept a stray."
"The story of an orphan who would be king."
"Two Brothers. One Destiny."
"Orphan. Outsider. King. (Mufasa poster)"
"Prince. Brother. Villain. (Taka/Scar poster)"
"The story of a great king who ruled the Circle of Life. (Official poster)"
"Firstborn. Brother. King. (Teaser poster)"
"Aaron Stone Pierre as Mufasa"
"Kelvin Harrison Jr. as Taka"
"Tiffany Boone as Sarabi"
"Kagiso Lediga as Young Rafiki"
"Preston Nyman as Zazu"
"Blue Ivy Carter as Princess Kiara"
"Bonisile John Kani - Rafiki"
"Mads Mikkelsen as Kiros"
"Seth Aaron Rogen as Pumbaa"
"Billy Eichner as Timon"
"Melanie Thandiwe Newton as Eshe"
"Lennie Michael James as Obasi"
"Anika Noni Rose as Afia"
"Keith David as Masego"
"Donald McKinley Glover Jr. as Simba"
"Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter as Nala"
"Folake Olowofoyeku as Amara"
"Joanna Jones as Akua"
"Thuso Nokwanda Mbedu as Junia"
"Sheila Atim as Ajarry"
"Abdul Wahab Mumuni as Chigaru"
"David S. Lee as Mobo"
"Maestro Harrell as Inaki"
"Ahkeem Jamal Beckles as Azibo"
"Derrick L. McMillon as Mosi"
"Dominique Jennings as Sarafina"
"This movie is mine! All mine!"
"Featuring SpongeBob SquarePants and Friends."
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
"He's ready for his close-up."
"They needed a hero. They got a villain."
"Mr. Lawrence — Plankton, Rube, Snrokler"
"Jill Talley — Karen, Super Snarky Karen, Super Smart Karen, Super Evil Karen, New Karen, All the Karens, Alarm Voice, Stiletto Woman, Old Lady Cane"
"— SpongeBob, Random Student, Gary, French Narrator"
"Bill Fagerbakke — Patrick, Troop"
"Rodger Bumpass — Squidward, Fish Troop, Goofy Goober Employee"
"Clancy Brown — Mr. Krabs, Pa Plankton"
"Mary Jo Catlett — Mrs. Puff"
"Lori Alan — Pearl, Woman in Crowd"
"Dee Bradley Baker — Perch Perkins, Spot, Plankton's Roommate, Guy in Back of Crowd, Muscle Fish"
"Katie Higgins — Ma Plankton"
"Tom Bosley as Santa Paws"
"Field Cate as Buddha"
"Tim Conway as Sniffer"
"Chris Coppola as Comet"
"Josh Flitter as Budderball"
"Skyler Gisondo as B-Dawg"
"Zachary Gordon as Puppy Paws"
"Richard Kind as Eddy"
"Kaitlyn Maher as Tiny"
"Liliana Mumy as Rosebud"
"Ty Panitz as Mudbud"
"Christopher Lloyd as Stan Cruge"
"Danny Woodburn as Eli"
"George Wendt as Santa Claus"
"Craig Anton as Bob"
"Michael Teigen as Sheriff Dan"
"Ben Giroux as Clark"
"Paul Rae as Hank"
"Nico Ghisi as Bartleby, Budderball's owner"
"Gig Morton as Billy"
"Ryan Grantham as Sam, Buddha's owner"
"Quinn Lord as Pete"
"Sophia Ludwig as Alice, Rosebud's owner"
"Andrew Astor as Mikey"
"Come on, we Gotta rescue Papa!"
"You've got magic."
"I think I just swallowed my gum."
"Thank you, Sound Effects Smurf."
"Razamel Was Here?"
"[No Name Smurf: So you can just order any kind of food from anywhere?]"
"Absolutely, Just make sure you tip the driver ahead of time or they'll lick everything."
"What? I'm a stress eater."
"Let's show the real world what we're made of."
"Let's go smurf that wizard up."
"What the smurf?!"
"[Starts To Float In The Air] What's Happening?"
"Deal With My Awesomeness!"
"Free Papa Smurf At Once!"
"[Smurfette: You're Feeling better?]"
"No Name Smurf: Yeah, The Part With The Kangaroos Was A Little Weird Though."
"I'm The Smurf Who's Gonna Kick Your Big Giant Butt Smurf!"
"That's The Difference Between You & Me Razamel, I'm Not Alone."
"Yep, isn't it grand living in a place where nothing ever goes wrong?"
"You Seem To Have A Bee In Your Bonnet, What's On Your Mind No Name?"
"Everyone, listen to me! Your lives are in terrible danger! Smurf Village isn't safe anymore!"
"Now that's what I call a banger."
"I'm Papa Smurf's brother."
"You Smurfs don't know smurf about smurf. [Smurfette: I can smurf that smurf up and have it delivered to your house.] That sounds like a load of smurf."
"Let me guess, Papa Smurf's in trouble."
"This is the handiwork of the evil wizards, Gargamel, and his brother, Razamel."
"We're storming Razamel's castle, and we take not prisoners! Except Papa Smurf, we'll make sure to take him."
"You don't get a name until you earn it."
"It's time for you to find out what a Smurf really is."
"I Thought You Said The Magic Book Was Safe!"
"Looks like you yahoos could use a lift."
"If we don't stop these wizards, it'll mean the end of the world!"
"Way to kill the mood glasses!"
"[No Name Smurf: Mama Poot! What Happened?]"
"Razamel Took Two Of My Snooterpoots & The Rest Of You Smurfs, He Just Took Them; He Took Them Back To His Castle."
"[Smurfette: Razamel Was Here?]"
"Oh Yes He Was, And He Just Made The Biggest Mistake Of His Miserable Little Life, You Still Want A Piece Of Him?"
"[No Name Smurf: (He & Smurfette Look At Each Other & Nod) Oh Yeah]."
"Hold onto your little Smurf nubs!"
"We're going to play a game called let's squish a Smurf till all you Smurfs are squashed!"
"I'm one step closer to total evil dominance!"
"[Opens The Door] Absolutely Not!"
"I Don't Care What You Call Yourself, One Lone Smurf Can't Take On The Whole Evil Enchilada!"
"[No Name Smurf: That's The Difference Between You & Me Razamel, I'm Not Alone]."
"Rihanna is Smurfette."
"Smurf it up."
"Get this search party started."
"Adventure comes out of the blue."
"Blonde hair don't care. (Smurfette)"
"Blue kid on the block. (No Name)"
"Papa like it's hot. (Papa Smurf)"
"Love that Ken-ergy. (Ken)"
"Double trouble. (Gargamel and Razamel)"
"Don't blue my cover. (Moxie Smurf)"
"Poot! There it is! (Mama Poot)"
"Do you even lift bro? (Hefty Smurf)"
"Talk nerdy to me. (Brainy Smurf)"
"I think this movie's about me. (Vanity Smurf)"
"Why, what have you heard? (Worry Smurf)"
"Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo. (Sound Effects Smurf)"
"Short king. (Ron)"
"Beware of the cat. (Azrael)"
"Slow your roll (Turtle)"
"Don't get left on read. (Jaunty)"
"He's so cringe. (Joel)"
"Tiny dancer (Tardrigrade)"
"Hex yeah. (Asmodius)"
"Sharp shooter. (Chernobog)"
"Talk witchy to me. (Jezebeth)"
"Rihanna - Smurfette"
"John Goodman - Papa Smurf"
"- Gargamel/Razamel"
"Dan Levy - Joel"
"Natasha Lyonne - Mama Poot"
"Sandra Oh - Moxie Smurf"
"Jimmy Kimmel - Tardigrade"
"Octavia Spencer - Asmodius"
"- Chernobog"
"- Jezebeth"
"- Hefty Smurf"
"- Vanity Smurf"
"Kurt Russell - Ron"
"- Brainy Smurf"
"Hugo Miller - Clumsy Smurf"
"Chris Miller - Grouchy Smurf"
"- Worry Smurf"
"Spencer X - Sound Effects Smurf"
"- Way Back There Smurf/Quiet Smurf"
"I'm ready!"
"The hero's journey starts with one squish."
"The Flying Dutchman?! The most pants-wettingly scariest ghost to ever roam the high seas? [a brick falls out of his pants] Oh, my lucky brick."
"I thought you were a big guy."
"Well, that's weird."
"I don't have a lucky brick."
"The Dutchman's taken SpongeBob to the deepest, most dangerous part of the sea: the Underworld."
"SpongeBob's in danger! We gotta go save him!"
"Under-where? Hah. Underwear. Ha ha ha."
"There's always time for a solo."
"I'm taking you to the Underworld!"
"A trip to the Underworld is not for the faint of heart!"
"He's the key to unlocking my curse!"
"He's distracting the fool. Their friendship is a problem."
"What is happening...?"
"Arrrr you ready?"
"Ship's about to go down."
"Near, far, wherever the pirates arrr."
"They're gonna need a bigger screen."
"This Christmas, they are in deep ship."
"Get ready for a yellow Christmas."
"— voice of SpongeBob and Gary the Snail"
"Clancy Brown — voice of Mr. Krabs"
"Rodger Bumpass — voice of Squidward Tentacles"
"Bill Fagerbakke — voice of Patrick"
"Carolyn Lawrence — voice of Sandy Cheeks"
"Mr. Lawrence — voice of Plankton"
"Regina Hall — voice of Barb"
"Mark Hamill — voice of the Flying Dutchman"
"George Lopez — voice of JK Fishlips"
"Isis Gaston — voice of the Ticket Taker"
"Arturo Castro — voice of the Ride Operator"
"Sherry Cola — voice of the Studio Spokesperson"