"There are many perfectly nice cats in the world, but every barrel has its bad apples, and so it is well for everyone to pay attention to the old adage: "Beware of the bad cat holding a grudge.""

"[first lines] This is a tale about an unprejudiced heart, and how it changed our valley forever. There was a time not so long ago when pigs were afforded no respect, except by other pigs. They lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. In those days, pigs believed that the sooner they grew large and fat, the sooner they would have to be taken to Pig Paradise - a place so wonderful that no pig had ever thought to come back."

"[Babe] also inspired me to become vegan. After having worked all morning with these extraordinary animals, I'd see their relatives on the lunch table. They had ham and duck, every animal except horse. That's when I said, "I've got to try to be a vegan." And for the most part, I have been vegan since 1994."

"Making the movie Babe opened my eyes to the intelligence and the inquisitive personalities of pigs. These highly social animals possess an amazing capacity for love, joy and sorrow that makes them remarkably similar to our beloved canine and feline friends."

"Katie Leigh (voice) - Fly's puppies"

"Roscoe Lee Brown (voice) — The Narrator"

"Russi Taylor (voice) — Duchess, the Hoggetts' cat"

"Hugo Weaving (voice) — Rex the Border Collie"

"I'm not a very good driver!"

"[From Outtakes] (voice distorted from laughing gas) I sound like Barry White's illegtimate white grandson."

"What you gonna do with the girl, but love her...and pay her!"

"Everyone has their weaknesses, okay! Superman has Kryptonite. Indiana Jones has snakes. You know? Whitney Houston has Bobby Brown...or vice versa."

"Ready to try and smoke you."

"That skank shot me."

"Uh, I got a problem gettin' shot!"

"(to Andy) This is your unmarked car? A Daewoo? Man, I know people. I can't be seen in this thing. Open the door. I don't wanna get Daewoo on my hands."

"Glynis Johns as Grandma Gallagher"

"Mark McKinney as Father Tylenol Ritley"

"Elaine Hendrix as Evian Graham"

"Harland Williams as Eric Slater"

"Will Ferrell as Sky Corrigan/Jesus"

"Molly Shannon as Mary Katherine Gallagher"

"[to Evian] Go drink a bottle of yourself!"

"Your birthmark looks like shit!"

"[to Evian] If I was Sissy Spacek in the movie Carrie, I'm gonna use my telekinesis to KILL you!"

"[to Evian] Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!"

"Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and then I smell them like this!"

"Are you aware that I am rubber/glutter, and you are glue, and whatever you say to me bounces off, of me, and sticks to you? So put that in your, back pocket."

"These are my BREASTS. They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby, and this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're FRIENDS, okay?"

"SUPERSTAR!"

"Buckle up for safety mother..."

"Take a ride on the wild side."

"(voice distorted from laughing gas) Man, you stupid!"

"Jeff Gordon: Congratulations Belle."

"Female Police Officer: Washburn? What a loser!"

"Belle's Boss: (to Belle) Anyway, we're all real proud of you for getting your taxi license. Knowing that you're behind the wheel of a taxi in our fair city...makes us want to move to Albany."

"(singing) This will be an everlasting love!"

"(to Belle while on stakeout) So, you got guy problems, huh? Overheard you and your man on the phone. Want a little bit of wisdom from the man side? I'll give it to you. Men, are like cats, you know? Sure, we'll play with the ball of yarn, unless you want us to play with the ball of yarn. Trick is, hide the ball of yarn. (laughs) But, don't hide it where you can't find it, you know? "Hey what's the ball of yarn doin' in the fridge?" Whatever, you know what I'm sayin'?"

"(after changing from police uniform to everyday clothes) You didn't see my nads, did ya?"

"You calm down now, lady!"

"I remember savin' this one, I remember savin' this one. Oh, hey, Jesse!"

"[after revealing his face]: I do? I do! I have a nice face!"

"Richard Mayes - Vladimir Biletnikov"

"Gertan Klauber - The Mayor"

"Ian McNeice - Blind Souvenir Vendor"

"John Sharp - Maitre'D"

"Eddie Tagoe - Chocolate Mousse, Resistance Member"

"Jim Carter - Déjà Vu, Resistance Member"

"Harry Ditson - Du Quois, Resistance Member"

"Warren Clarke - Colonel von Horst"